its crazy how subtitles can skew everything. i first watched it without reading the subtitles and understood everything he said. then when i actually read the subtitles it totally sounded like he was saying a lot of those things....hilarious
ok... take out all the angry baby talk.. and what i think he said was.. "listen up punk,that little ass body of ours can't possibly (something something)ass whipping ima give u in a week. if u wanna step up ( something about punchy?)bring it on, ( something about forgeting to take his meds....) I'm in a REAL bad mood." that's the best i got. ( why can't he talk normal?)
AHMED JOHNSON ROCKS they kicked himout of pro wrestling everyone was afraid to wrestle him he's the real MAN and CHAMP of the WWE not those fake posers
I think he was released from WWE because he wrestled too stiff (didn't try hard enough to NOT actually hurt his opponent with punches, kicks, etc.). Ahmed's fat now. Last time I saw him was in a VH1 'MC Hammer' movie. He played Suge Knight.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaggggggggggggghahahahahahahah dont take mah medications morty! lolol what the hell is punchy?!? lmao
@X0of0the0triad - LMAO I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE, SO HILARIOUS. Thanks a bunch for creating :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07Pince 2 months ago
Morty is a drug theif.
maxpower789z 4 months ago
WHAT? *Stone Cold voice*
nizzy412 8 months ago
dam wat tha fuck did he just say
REIGNTERROR88 1 year ago
you fuckin bitch thats my cousin he would crush yo punkass you punkass bitch mothafucka
ganstaman22 1 year ago
@ganstaman22 Do you really have nothing better to do with your time? I mean "gangstaman22"? WTF?
SCARFACE40214 1 year ago
bacon off.----bring it on
Danynofudra 1 year ago
I could never understand anything that this guy said. It's like he opened his mouth and noise just flew out.
pharoahoffunk 1 year ago 3
"EAT A REEEF" ??? lmfao
syxodude91 1 year ago 3
Fun fact: I took a sample model in SvR06, put a mask on it, and named it Punchy.
It is now constantly DDT'ing Sylian Greiner.
Pcfan11 2 years ago
list nut punk?potty ignored?rippa ass whippin i'm gonna gimp u eat a reef?nigga what don't take my medication morty and amen the real bad moon?
666deathghost 2 years ago
"If you wanna stamp up to PUNCHY, BACON OFF!"
LMAO! XD
FargoJ02 2 years ago 11
Morty owns a pharmacy now-
ive tried a reef, it tastes like toothpaste-
canned possum rots pretty fast-
toothy boy is now potty ignored-
rhyno4eva 2 years ago
u crack me up my ninja
666deathghost 2 years ago
Punchy was always my favorite wrestler back in the day.
wmlr1234 2 years ago 3
He learned all his stuff from the Ultimate Warrior!!!
ElUnicoMaster 2 years ago 3
did Ahmed say those words like pronounce incorrectly? LOL
Hperman09 2 years ago
LOLLLL, he looks tasty...MMM!
PsychOMoE88 3 years ago
so damn random
jdip94 3 years ago
AND EIFELL GAAATT!!!!
Mugen123456789 3 years ago
Ahmed is a big guy...that results in his speech being bad....much like Khali....
Kanefire9 3 years ago
Yeah like Big show [/sarcasm]
TehBuzz 3 years ago
Lol he really isnt a bad talker unless he gets all riled up lol
ISeenACar87 3 years ago 2
u r rite,i remember during the Slammys when he award The Rock a slammy and he announced it,i understood every word he said.
Kanefire9 3 years ago
But he's no fun unless he's riled up!
ViolentRiC 3 years ago 9
i think kevin nash is the only big man in wrestling that doesnt talk like he is in special ed classes
BloodTampon 2 years ago 2
Kev sounds kool actually,
Kane is another one too,he used to sound like a teenager when he had that new mask.
Kanefire9 2 years ago
oh my god i cant even type im laughing so hard!
jasonxxxvoorhees 4 years ago
LMFAO!!!
Josh360 4 years ago
yesss
kafkas3636 4 years ago
EAT A REEF! OR STAMP UP TO PUNCHY!!!
oldreone 4 years ago
sounds as intelligent as the ultimate warrior
svaran 4 years ago
its crazy how subtitles can skew everything. i first watched it without reading the subtitles and understood everything he said. then when i actually read the subtitles it totally sounded like he was saying a lot of those things....hilarious
sadowolf 4 years ago
your totally right. if you listen hard enough, you can understand him
hockeyboy1231 4 years ago
kinda like warrior.
u wudn't understand wat hes sayin but after the match u'd get it...or not.
who cares hes da real deal nd he shud definetly com bak to wwe and show us wat we rely miss
imheretoraisehell316 4 years ago
AHMED IS A MUSLIM NAME BUT HAY HO
Khizer365 4 years ago
HAHAHA... that's pretty funny.
PussingEye 4 years ago
Oh and when he said Eat a reef, He actually said in the ring.
LoneSoldier51 4 years ago
Ahmed actually said Bring it on. Not Bacon off. You have to hear it closely.
LoneSoldier51 4 years ago
Would someone please remind him to take his medication on a regular basis!
Zeurol 4 years ago
Yeah, u don't wanna step up to punchy! ROFL!
Zeurol 4 years ago
looks like MORTY needs to go eat a reef!
hockeyboy1231 4 years ago
Step up to punchy for some wonton and beef soup.
Say your prayers, take your vitamins and EAT A REEF!
ebeneezzer 4 years ago
Poor Morty, lol
BobbyHill27 4 years ago
ok... take out all the angry baby talk.. and what i think he said was.. "listen up punk,that little ass body of ours can't possibly (something something)ass whipping ima give u in a week. if u wanna step up ( something about punchy?)bring it on, ( something about forgeting to take his meds....) I'm in a REAL bad mood." that's the best i got. ( why can't he talk normal?)
mkfan4life 4 years ago
I said this in a different video and someone told me that he used to say "I forgot to take my medication this morning."
krazyeman 4 years ago
this is so fucking funny even after watching it loads of times
Hughezy 4 years ago
Eat a reef... LOL
bratface12 4 years ago
dey kicked him out of wrestling in da wwf bcuz he thru up da B which stands fo bloods in a match
leftylol 5 years ago
this is from the videogame wwf warzone
735788357 5 years ago
AHMED JOHNSON ROCKS they kicked himout of pro wrestling everyone was afraid to wrestle him he's the real MAN and CHAMP of the WWE not those fake posers
blkherculesdc 5 years ago
Yeha it had nothing to do with him constantly injuring himself and coming back fatter than ever.
Or his crazy ego problems and refusal to do jobs.
ebeneezzer 4 years ago
EAT REEF!
CrAcKsMoKeR13 5 years ago
lmao that was uber funny
ibanezdude2006 5 years ago
fubjh
DickDan 5 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
VeNeM999 5 years ago
Is this guy related to Don Vito?
AngryWhiteRapper 5 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
GetMjay301 5 years ago
lmaoooo
74GD 5 years ago
OMG These are awesome. I hope to see more! I'm actually laughing so hard I'm crying!
hbkrw 5 years ago
same here
SycoTik 5 years ago
Man, he is like some kind of oiled up oracle.
captainvideoblogger 5 years ago
this funny as fuck.
though i'm still laughing at "Jucie make sugar"
Hughezy 5 years ago
How the hell do you get "bacon off" from "bring it on?" That's really stretching it.
MaxNardi 5 years ago
PUNCHYYYYYYYYYY
bizzyboneak47 5 years ago
LOOOL
Josh360 5 years ago
Rippa ass whoopin!! ROFL!!! XD LMAO!!
JohnnyBlaze2008 5 years ago
LOL what happened to this guy he was great on mic skills
2cool4you2 5 years ago
I think he was released from WWE because he wrestled too stiff (didn't try hard enough to NOT actually hurt his opponent with punches, kicks, etc.). Ahmed's fat now. Last time I saw him was in a VH1 'MC Hammer' movie. He played Suge Knight.
DudeOfTheFuture 5 years ago
He didn't want to job to Kurrgan so he walked off the set of RAW.
hockeypoolwinner 5 years ago
classic... this is awesome
immortalsanchez 5 years ago
"EAT A REEF!" XD
TragicTaco 5 years ago
"cuz eiffel got" LMAO man this shyt is hilarious.
slugga29 5 years ago
LMAO man i remember when i put the code in just to watch this video
slugga29 5 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaggggggggggggghahahahahahahah dont take mah medications morty! lolol what the hell is punchy?!? lmao
mantagrae 5 years ago
hahaha! Even better. I love the way his voice breaks halfway through!
blueseagull 5 years ago
dnt take my medications morty...BAD MOON!!
thuggex 5 years ago
oh that crazy punchy.
DavePrazak 5 years ago
do more of this pleeeeaaase
jErKuleez 5 years ago
LMAO
Josh360 5 years ago