Does Not Compute - 5 People Who Are Way Too Good At Crappy Jobs

[qazplm9548]

mang insal... that food chain's from my country... and, yeah, we eat dogs... shit tastes good y'all! Sarap maging pinoy manny pacquiao Batista Apple de ap charice pempemco Lea Salonga Lou Diamond Philips the guy who invented the moon rover the guy who invented the florescent light bulb Dennis Rodmans half brother (his mom's a filipino) and our pride... Rob Schneider Ps. We got the best boxer, the best billard player, and best bowler. And India has M nyt shama fuck

[angeltroea]

why doesnt more people view this?

[ngobleus]

I can't believe Pali thinks pizza is hard work.

Dude, you want hard work?  Go to a factory (like the one I'm in until I can get back into broadcasting).

Fuck you, pizza guy.

[Donditopia]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE

[MrWolffey]

I feel guilty laughing my ass off at nearly midnight watching these while eating pretzels, but I feel like that's the target audience

[Eden264]

I was sold on this by the last 30 seconds.

TMBG!

[gpoop23]

MANG!

[eamond619]

was that david tennant before it 'made sure'? i'm pretty sure i like michael swaim better

[mpluvsme]

Mang Inasal is actually a restaurant in the Philippines. It's not the waiter's name.

[totalcoma523]

This is a good show, you should do more...

[ojstrike]

mang inasal guy ftw

[fromdaghettowithlove]

... my name is Melvin...

[RandomRock1]

5:14 why is there pepperoni on a margarita pizza???

[321rebelman]

Why have you been so lazy lately Michael? You nee to make some videos.

[ieatgohan]

not being a hater but mang inasal is the restaurant. you know, just saying.....

[winning12341]

I wonder how much the suits laugh at the people doing min. wage jobs the fastest?? They much be shitting themselves laughing during the entire competition.

[EldrinOS]

I didn't know David Tennant was also an android. Could explain how he could be so amazing.

[sharky0922]

Howard Fucking Rowland

hehe..swaim youre the best, you know that right?

[Blainne1]

Mang Bus, ROFL

[keepitinyourpantsjoe]

I don't like the new format, go back to classic SWAIM.



[WarriorPoet2]

Why does the audio sound like it was recorded in a church?

[TheSantodevaca]

@WarriorPoet2 Because it was recorded in a church.

[NapanTR]

Clippy is such an asshole

[jungleman68]

what an awesome vid

[theEmpress13]

Mang Inasal is the name of the fastfood, not the busboy. :D

[MrMadsensei]

Michael Swaim, you are the greatest!

[laharl69cirno]

this was a sad episode. :(

[sweatyshorts]

5:24 awesome special fx bro

[sweatyshorts]

Fuck you, Michael Phillips. I blame you.

[nanookthecrazyskulla]

MANG

[Avalanche341]

Is anyone else wearing headphones and is noticing something fucked about the sound in this episode?

[NateSean]

@Avalanche341 Are you talking about the echo?

[flyvid]

@Avalanche341 I am. I though it was my headphones.

[soraenja952]

.......I've been to mang inasal countless times yet I haven't seen cleaners this fast :(

[omniskriba]

Ack. Mang Inasal is the name of the restaurant, not the guy. It's a chain of Filipino grilled-chicken-and-rice eateries.

[BooshSTYG]

Score no dislikes!!! =D

[keegan0097]

Thumbs up for david tennant at 0:20

[sppjr]

Lick my butt! <3 :)

[green9090]

"May as well drown yourselves, right? WELL TOO BAD, YOU CAN'T!" Hahahahahahaha

[Medic1663]

Good job Swaim!

[Maphisto86]

Wage slavery never looked so cool. Or lame . . . I meant lame.

[CakiePieSquared]

So THAT'S why I didn't get the job at Starbucks... Damn it....

[Ididnttakeyourwallet]

"For roughly Jack-shit an hour"

LOL

[unorthodoxJ]

I liked him sitting better, but I guess they're trying to change it up since the older videos for some odd reason never really got much attention

[harrygoonix]

ha voluminous, rofl, He loves that word.

[Tribar42]

Nice TMBG bit at the end!

[TheMetalPenguin]

Clippy is Uri Nieto, singer of the defunct Spanish metal band Sargon. :D

[batboyjhg]

I'm unemployed but I'm a student so I have an excuse for at least three more years of watching this shit.

[Kendrahf]

DAMN IT! I knew you Cracked people shot evil radiation at us via the interwebiez! They didn't believe me! Said I was crazy! Crazy! Said WTH is that orange tabby cat taped to your head! But now they'll see!

[MsDorkusMalorkus]

I had to rewind the beginning several times and pause it to check if that really WAS David Tennant and not just my hopes manifesting into a hallucination. I LOVE HIM!

[hckr4evr]

Howard Effing Roland.

[TrolleyPower]

Boobs are great

[koztowz]

knocked me down a resume or two amongst the pile of apps to top pies.

[Lulzman69]

David Tennant should guest star. XD

[omgemeline]

They Might Be Giants at the end -3

[SvangurKlaufi]

love it

[morthgog]

You are good! TOO good...

[jerzmacow]

0:19 Holy fucking doctor who (David tennant of course). Is that a coincidence!?!

[paradoxin7]

I feel like I should just go to bed for the day, because nothing I see today will be as funny as this.

[Cracked]

DNC loves you all. Except Melvin, fuck that guy.

[azntakeaway]

@Cracked

We love you too Swaim. Ur fucking awesome

[danidaniboyboy]

@Cracked Get that goddamned sexy new DNC episode uploaded in this here youtube thingy. You might've noticed your own Cracked player is not the best one around.

[gamerx129]

an i dreaming?? OMG!!! DNC IS ALIVE!!!!!!

[supleted]

Yay! DNC is still alive and kicking!

[ledgendaryusername]

30 views, and there's an advertisement.

[zuser]

"Feed Exorcized" O_o

[mrmole95]

first!!

[ulkord]

@mrmole95 no you are second

[michaelhaydenbell]

@mrmole95  Good for you, you fucking simpleton. You left me no choice.

[mrmole95]

@michaelhaydenbell turn rage mode off now