Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain.

[LordBaNZa]

i used to have black armor like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[randomname171]

@LordBaNZa I used to think your joke was funny until I got punched in the face 200 times. STOP BEFORE IT HAPPENS TO YOU TOO!!!

[Stolenii]

wait....Tex s8 is a girl NOT a boy..... is it another Tex?

[MrSuicidalRobot]

@Stolenii It's a voice changer she had.

[Dukeobelding]

I bet Gary came up with the title for this episode.

[ch1llingchamp10n]

i love tuck and caboose

[SEMICOLLIN57]

LOL whispers"i dont think he likes you"

[Rinosarator]

did tex get a sex change????

[Hartjesz]

@Rinosarator No - Voice Changer thingy. Her voice is suppose to sound like a man :P You'll notice later in the episodes

[dethen31]

I'm too good looking to die.

[TheGlitchtracker]

this is awesome

[TheGlitchtracker]

you ain't got no pancake mix



[stueeps1]

"son of a bitch"

same time "son of a bitch"

best ending ever

[dman20229]

"Is it a spider? Get it off!" That line is so good, Gears of War used it as an Achievement name.

[FuzenKitsune]

@dman20229 Are you sure it's not the other way around?

[cordell1999]

@dman20229 how do you get it and in which game

[cordell1999]

@dman20229 and red dead redemption used chupathingy as an achievement



[x415xProductions]

Fail on Cabooses run.

[omfgitsJandT]

i thought tex was a girl

[illdragutohell]

@omfgitsJandT Perhaps it is, just disguised as a male?

[superc37]

@omfgitsJandT she used a voice box thing to change her voice to sound like a guy

[Heater294]

@omfgitsJandT She got tired of the harassers in matchmaking, so she played as a male. LOL Jk

[FuYiHao]

sarg: Do you know how much this cost?

other guy: i dont know, 10 maybe 25 bucks?

[motomonkey53]

@FuYiHao uh the other guy is griff

[InfamousAllGuy]

what episode is this? season 1 episode ?

[brkasper]

@InfamousAllGuy Season 1 Ep11

[tdub585]

I wonder how many RvBs end in "SON OF A BITCH?"

[JayDayX116]

a better name for this episode would be, "is it a spider?"

[themaggotking1]

at 2:10 would be the time to follow tex

[joethebluepikmin12]

i typed this in on youtube on my ipad and it didnt com up ??

[ETheRapper]

I had homework...ended up watching all of season 1 and half of 2. :D

[PraetorianOverlord]

79 people were Blues at SideWinder when Tex showed up!!!!!!!

[dannybobsfourm]

@PraetorianOverlord That doesn't seem physically possible!

[PraetorianOverlord]

@dannybobsfourm lol

[Heater294]

@dannybobsfourm

Thats exactly what Jimmy kept screaming!

Jimmy: THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! Hurk blag.

[sasaki999pro]

...pain who? :3

[ChaosCoagulation]

2:22 bottom left corner, shoulda seen that coming!

[WolfeStar566599]

longest energy granade ever!!!!

[attilathehunn3]

the wonders of synchronized son of a bitching.

[JackAssGamin]

GRIF: there's something on your head

DONUT: what is it a spider, get it off

LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heater294]

@JackAssGamin

Simmons: No its not a spider its like a blue thing.

Donut: What? Like a blue spider? Get it off!

[groverkartikey]

im pretty sure, tex caused the brain damage to caboose

[crazymn321fan]

donut:*explodes*

guys: SON OF A BITCH!

LOL

[kamberlin22]

Hold up!!! So Tex was originally a guy who later became a girl??? WTF!!!

[kamberlin22]

@kamberlin22 Wait, never mind...say the other episode and get it now.

[deathman1021]

Best new excuse for anything

"then shit just started blowing up"

[deathman1021]

When the hell did donut become ghost rider

[whitetiger769]

master cheif should kill tex

[gigglegrl2012]

Tucker: "Yeah, I used to have black armor too; it was black because I got this stuff all over it from the- oh.. okay. You gotta go? I'll see you later..."

Caboose: *Whispers* "I don't think he likes you.."

[AZproductions117]

@gigglegrl2012 Yeah we know we're not deaf >.> Dumbass

[kepochi1]

@gigglegrl2012

yes, we know that happened in the episode, we don't need you to repeat it.

[JayeWolf]

Something bad happens in RvsB: SONOFABITCH DDD:

[BloolpyTerraria]

oh my god..... its tex! i am horny again :)

[BrysonRials1132]

10,20,25 bucks maybe!

[TheStranded100]

im scared too



[AirMc1]

i actually liked the red rookie.

[themaggotking1]

LOOK OU ITS TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hi83991]

ITS ORANGE!!!!

[nintega2000]

Ummm Just wondering, if Grif is on red team, then why does he have gold armor?

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

@nintega2000 Orange dude not gold! :))

[nintega2000]

@runeguy221akaredguy2 lol okay but still, it's not red-so why is he on red team?

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

@nintega2000 well, there is red on orange, yellow + RED = orange :))

[bella1o1o]

@nintega2000 and for the fact that they all need to be different colors so I think in the end it was just warm colors vs cool colors.

[Anim8orVlogger1]

i think thats what makin that rattle. lol

[IamAlastair]

to this day i still dont know what cloud gaming is

[natlord]

10....20.....25 buck?

[TheLilxvietxkt]

78 people have blues spiders on them

[TheLittleSmucks]

Tuker: I dont know what it is been like in your other bases but we try not to use our soliders as target practice.

A bunch of bullet holes behind caboose

Caboose: Im scared....

[CHEEZEREAPER]

10-25 dollars? lol 

[nomad237]

"is it a spider?" best episode ever

[nerfguy667]

*SPOILER DO NOT READ IF NOT SEEN EVERY EPISODE!*

I thought tex was a girl?

[TheAnimedudeXD]

@nerfguy667: idiot.

[FantasyUnwind]

Don't kill me! I'm too good looking to die!

Awesome.. My favorite episode((:

[shredderman78]

hahaha dangorus

[shredderman78]

I like this series

[GriGoeForce]

Well... it might be dangerous!

BOOM!

*dead*

[sporecreatorperson]

(throws sticky onto face)

*gasp* There's something on your face!

BOOM

IT WAS SPIDER!

[TheWwefan152]

Griff: What the Fuck

Simmions: What is that thing.

is it a spider get off

[RockTheWebProduction]

we dont use soldiers for target practice

Caboose: Im scared

[Airborne008]

@RockTheWebProduction hahahahahah xD

[SuperRad801]

check this video called "Tex And Church Need a Savior", this video is awesome.

[x0TehGameStation0x]

there's something on your face... it was pain!

[legendofJupp]

YOUR FACE GODDAMNIT

[guess6more]

Donut has blue flaming helment!!

[OrangeRickMan]

@guess6more LIKE A BOSS!

[blueburry19283746]

Is it a spider get off

No dude its not a spider calm down

[deadlyTV015]

The grenade sound they need to use for the actual halo 4:00

[specialkatielee]

Donut is afraid of spiders, Grif is afraid of bats, and Simmons is afraid of spiders. They could potentially play the best pranks on each other.

[specialkatielee]

@specialkatielee *Simmons is afraid of snakes. Excuse me.

[yyhfan9292]

@specialkatielee Simmons is afraid of snakes. Lol

[mpfivetwo]

Im scared! HAHAHAHA

[1234bradley1]

wow later on tex is a girl wtf!!!!!!

[SilenceM0rtal]

so tex and church were dating? or..... browsing eachothers merchendise? If you know what I am saying.

[WhatInTheButtTV]

2011

[deadlyrage88]

Tucker: where are you going?

Tex:Red base ,kill everybody ,get flag back

Caveman much?

[BAALSPARTAN]

Damn, they have blue spiders…..must've updated to 1.8 before it came out…-.-

[octopusapult]

@BAALSPARTAN

SERIOUSLY?

MINECRAFT?

SERIOUSLY?

[UlqiorraS]

@octopusapult YES SERIOUSLY YES

[octopusapult]

@UlqiorraS

Awesome.

[BAALSPARTAN]

@octopusapult Idk I had nothing else to say...

[Heater294]

Lol Donut is the baws.  He can't die.

[presleyman5432]

sarge sounds like goerge bush

[TheScordog]

Dude im team fuckin green

[filipwax]

team red!

[Averaz1]

He must be a Bungie Employee :p



[kevinlee41300]

IMM SCARED..... tex is using me as target practice!!!

[tanshark9]

"By we I ment you, ass hole."

[ThunderCavalier]

Blue spiders.

^.^

[000admoz000]

blue team has such a disadvantage

[samuelwagler]

why does tex sound like a guy?

[AlbinoMinstrel]

@samuelwagler Tex sounds like a guy because...wait for it...SHE IS ONE! DUN DUN DUUUUHHHHHH!

Oh come on, someone had to do it. :)

[graffititagger16]

@AlbinoMinstrel What?

[graffititagger16]

@samuelwagler she is using a voice filter

[strepie93]

@graffititagger16 No, in the first she was voiced by Burnie Burns, after that by Kathleen Zuelch.

[graffititagger16]

@strepie93 Yes i know that is what i said.she was using a voice filter to sound like a guy and that was burnie burns and her real voice is kathleen zuelch.

[alldayagain]

Pain Who?

[tayler101ful]

how did you keep from blowing up, the nade?

[audigwapo123]

I dont think he likes you...

[Assassincreedboy]

Why the hell r there 6 pedals if theres only 4 directions

[blindman002]

i never understood how donut survived an explostion to the face but dies from a shot to the shoulder haha

[graffititagger16]

@blindman002 he dosent die he gets put into recovery mode and probably still is in it

[DracoVlogs]

*Whispers* "I dont think he likes you..."

LOL

[MsPedro0001]

by we i meant you...asshole lol:D

[gramps24100]

what red team hates Grif=work Simmons=not bieng a kiss ass Donut=hot girl stuff Sarge= Grif Lopez=Red teams members

[tanuj679]

lol

caboose: i dont think he likes you

tucker: thanks

[SPPFilms]

ha 1,167,761... almost perfect mirror image

[clintos007]

@SPPFilms Yeah... Its only off by about a million xD

[LOLWUTIPWNU]

@SPPFilms PALINDROME!!!!!

[nickkelly57]

@SPPFilms It's called a palindrome. 

[MrDragonman24]

"Dont kill me! I'm too good looking to die!" Lol.

[FanOfMelBrooks]

i dont think he likes you....

[SpartanKitteh0659]

oh god, its going to take me all night to get threw "every" episode -.-'

[Amanfafication]

I dont think he likes you o.o

[hunter81095]

LOPEZ is fixing the car :D

[krislaughing]

when the series is over ... i'll feel like iv lost a friend, what a great video XD

[yamitchlii]

grif: i dont no maybe ten or twenty maybe 15 yerah 25 bucks hahaha

[ProWrestlingKiller]

''I Had black armor once to!''

[mattdub6]

like a blue spider?

[Hunter71Omega]

3:27 Doughnut got blue flaming helmet from Halo Reach! and exploded! XDXDXD

[PiiXelxMIST]

*Whispers to Tucker* I dont think he likes you........

[MrYeagermister]

u know tex we try not to use our own soldiers as targets...

[drkkcecil]

''it might be a tiny tiny bit dangerous- *BOOM''



[XxN0bLeW01F684xX]

wow these guys are dumber than Lou Forigno(in case ur wondering this phrase is in Family Guy)

[elmoninja97]

remember wen these wer the best graphics

[bloodyjon1]

tucker: uhh, Tex, i don't know what it was like in your other bases but we don't usually use other soldiers as target practice. Caboose: i'm scared........ lol :P

[kripdo247]

@loganater82 Just keep watching nooby, just keep watching....

[kripdo247]

(2003) OMG THESE GRAFFICS SO GOOD!

[RiOiXX]

@kripdo247 did people say OMG in 2003???

[kripdo247]

@RiOiXX OMG! I don't know!

[loganater82]

wtf? i thought tex was a girl?

[Jmisterz]

@loganater82 she is......its a voice filter that makes her sound like that untill it gets broken

[FalseEmissary18]

@loganater82 Yeah im pretty sure your right.

[Scarfacekillah7]

i think if they weren't on opposite teams the red guys and blue guys could become friends

[BigJake907]

Thumbs up if your on facebook while watching this.

[TheMrflyingV]

''I DON'T THINK HE LIKES YOU''

[ChaosBOBOMB1]

I like caboose more in season 1 than in 2-9

[JokerMoreauFangirl]

"By "We" I meant you. Asshole" XD lol

[Heater294]

Lol

Is it a spider? Get it off!

[tonytipi200]

@Heater294 a blue spider

[Sanguinis666]

@Heater294 What like a blue spider? Get it off! ....That doesn't sound much better than a spider

[animeprincerj]

i like how tex used caboose for target practice

[garfieldonpepsi9]

ahh i remember wen rooster teeth actully needed to ask for subscribers

[ronayne1996]

tex has a bad aim

[masterChief929]

@ronayne1996 actually I think Tex was aiming around Caboose to One: scare him and two: see how close the bullets could get to him without actually hitting him. It's what I would do :P

[xalakaban]

Anyone else realize everything in this series was caused by donut?He took the flag and casued the tank to come and kill church then it got destroyed then tex was hired and all that shit...damnit donut!...at least he created a good series!

[723riley]

My friends say im just like Tex.

[TheWalkthroughs100]

@723riley so ya a girl cause if ya is a boy u not like tex

[723riley]

@TheWalkthroughs100 heck yeah im a girl. Im the only girl my guy friends know play halo. You want my gamertag?

[TheWalkthroughs100]

@723riley ya sure 

[723riley]

@TheWalkthroughs100 lol im SeriousLobster. DONT MAKE FUN OF IT ITS THE ONE THE XBOX GAVE ME OKAY!

[guimirez]

For me, rewatching this, my image of tex just got distorted. In this episode, she is like a shemale version of the terminator. With boobs.

[jetrecon117]

@3:31 early blue flameing helmet XD

[v1ruzspawn3]

this is the episode where caboose starts talking more retarded

[XxQmanxXP2B]

lol donut is afraid of spiders

griff is afraid of bats

and simmons is afraid of snakes

what is sarge afraid of?

[TheStrafeLulz]

@XxQmanxXP2B griff being intellectual

[XxQmanxXP2B]

@TheStrafeLulz XD i guess so!

[thesaintsnumber1fan]

@XxQmanxXP2B i guess be buried alive since he was almost in season 1

[TheCaboosefan1]

77 people got shot by lopez and sarge

[darkmouse1231]

OMG ITS THE BLUE FLAMMING HELMET FROM REACH?! HOW DID DOUGHNUT GET IT?!??!

[aejhae98]

umm thats not sarges voice