Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

[nezantra]

If you look carefully, very few people comment about whether its real or not. In fact, almost none.

[TheYouwontgetit]

i don't know... just one chick...? ...and we don't really know if her boobs are big enough for a good movie...

[leivadaros]

the satire of these ONN videos is so true.....

[soulinthewall77]

Oh my God! This channel is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!

[EmperorOfMars]

0:05 listen carefully and you'll hear the codec sound from metal gear solid

[alweneedisabagofweed]

i hope that the survivors will have the decency to eat the dead one. to honer his/her memory

[luisdez81]

I'm sure the families are hoping for that kind of star power... hahaha

[streggie95]

why does this video only have 121,706 views, it deserves soooooooooo much more. Lmao, Love the Onion

[crunchyfrog2]

I think test audiences would respond favourably to Leeland being brutally killed and eaten.

[snakedemon11]

lol, I love how the "Sanctum" trailer is right next to the movie! LOL, so convenient.

[Rexem96]

SOLVING A MYSTERY!!!!!!!!

[Enchonida]

this is horrible in a funny way :)

only on The Onion

[oasisspirit]

love how they did nt talk about the asian hiker. its a classic movie

[S0rasN0b0dy]

Mountain Madness in 3D coming soon this spring to a theatre near you!

[DreadKing1313]

That Leeland guy looks like Landon Donovan

[JackTheCarver]

Hahaha, "Touching the Void" anyone?

[zaccazsneddon]

i took this so seriously till 0:03 funny as haha

[Blopartyhut]

This reminds me of FOX.

[RickMerchantttt]

"They could be doing anything up there in those mountains, from kissing passionately under a waterfall to solving a mystery!"  LOL!

[Tonian205]

Down in the line:

More than 100 bar-fight victories in question; winners may have used performance-enhancing alcohol

[newgarda]

jizzing passionally under a water fall

[UnemotionalPsycho]

What about Thomas? They failed to mention him even once. Every movie needs a pot-head.  And he looks PERFECT for the job. =D

[hankyear]

Andy Warhol is laughing his ass off!!!!

[PEZZY3]

#LOL

[bronzehydra3]

They can be doing anything up there in those mountains, from kissing passionately under a waterfall, to solving a mystery

hahaha, genius

[topheavykoolaid]

I always watch the Onion videos twice, one to get the main story, and once to read every ticker story.

[Natsopaan1]

Onion rules!

[DarthKrattus]

"As you can see, Evan is very handsome!"

[jdfred1970]

good vid , funny as usual, love the onion !!

[koffeekage]

kissing passionately under a waterfall or solving a mystery

[Hot5hots]

Fucking car advert at beginning of every vid is just pissing me off. One star for that.

[TehTZshow]

@Hot5hots How does a car ad have anything to do with the video? Freaking idiot.

[Hot5hots]

@TehTZshow I did not even watch the video, because of the fricking ad, you TIT.

[CinderDem0n]

@Hot5hots

Just press refresh on you browser. It will often skip adverts this way.

Hope that helps buddy.

[fathersky5]

They could be doing anything at this moment... from kissing passionately under a waterfall to solving a mystery.

[0x394]

@vleon1012 : You might not know it, but you are a genius.

[omgasmurf111]

WTF? o.O - is this serious !?!?

[CrownedWithLaurels]

...please tell me that's not a real question.

[HorstEwald]

@omgasmurf111 good one xD

[FurahaKihumulendi]

@omgasmurf111 No LOL XD

[slsslc]

well its news it must be true.

[xyzzykhk]

"I hope that at least someone does not make it out alive."

Onion is great.

[vonKyle777]

good one!

[FreshReplay]

Does anyone know the title for this upcoming movie yet? Or is it still pending? It doesn't look like they were found in these past 2 years so hopefully the director will be able to make a spectacular ending out of that.

[electricbayonet2]

...please tell me you're joking.

[modelo81292]

lmfaooo this is soo true, we see real life && expect it to be like a movie.. that's why so many peple are miserable we portray the character who we think we are in the dramedy of life && so on

[Bablet16]

so, what does that make youtube? Prop or charater?

[modelo81292]

youtube is a medium , && not everyone lives in said manner

[theresaps]

LOL id love this movie

[S0rasN0b0dy]

I'd watch this

[tomthefunky]

These adventure idiots are always getting lost in the mountains. Then some rescue team has to risk their own lives to find them. I say if the hikers are found they should be shot with taser guns on live television.

[ThisGuyLikesToSkate]

youre horrible

[lygophile]

yes indeed. in fact, i've counted that about 90% of emergency cases in hospitals were outside at time of injury. what were these people doing outside?

it's their own damn fault. shouldn't go outside.

[tomthefunky]

I agree, lygophile, I don't go outside. there are terrible things out there like big fast moving trucks, bad weather and black people.

[youavatar]

@lygophile maybe you SHOULD go outside, its hurting you more not having a life at all.. asshole

[lygophile]

uhm...i think your irony scanner is switched off. but i'm sure...

[lygophile]

not* sure.

damnit.

[e105b5]

But 869% of stats are made up on the spot lygophile!!

[Halbgottt]

"So personally, I'm hoping atleast someone doesn't make it out alive."

[Anayo]

That was the funniest part. XD

[vonKyle777]

that was super LOL

[TheChristianCorpse]

Can anyone tell me where the name "the onion" comes from?

[superlizardmo]

many layers to the news maybe?

[brukernavn1]

@TheChristianCorpse

An onion has many layers, but when you have peeled them all away there is no core...

[kkmkys]

This is from Wikipedia: The founder's uncle told him to name it onion because he was eating onion at the time lol

[NoisemakerArrow]

I thought it was a joke on "The Union".

[POKOHelba]

the ends always make my day.

[sumwhatparanoid]

lol "shark attack teaches child a valuable lesson"

[defacator269]

Its funny how on every onion video, there are comments from people who think its real

[Elheru42]

@defacator269 Or comments from people pretending that they think it's real.

[ryanatatlantis]

lol so awesome yet so heartless

[trance2307]

So brilliant

[Rex725]

Did someone just say "Vertical Limit"?

[yoomar212]

wooter92....jesus christ man, who let you reproduce? IT IS A SKETCH! THEY AREN"T SERIOUS! i am very scared for your children.

[JusAnotherUTuber]

they don't look very young to me.

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

troll wooter

[mo1elftausend]

i agree. i hope the movie will get a oscar tho

[Clearie552]

I love how no one gets it... XD

[jiggyy]

dunce cap

[Monkor001]

You do understand that the event they are covering never actually happened right? They just used random footage and spectacular actors.

[nmcarpenter]

lol, nice.

[f1g1t]

STFU and GTFO

[macisejt]

"Grizzly bears are not native to the are, but I agree that would be great"

[joshmosh79]

no no no matt damon is all wrong!

[nguyenvinhvx]

LMAO! that sadistic son of a bitch! LOLZ

[gymmonkey727]

"So I am hoping that at least one of them does not make it out alive" hahahaha

[Thisisthefuture100]

OMG that was so funny both of them talking exciting scenes

[sypherpx99]

"Personally, I'm hoping at least SOMEONE does not make it out alive"

[Carabinic]

"That would be a rather predictable end to the movie, I'm hoping that one of them does not make it out alive" HAHA

[mrdaym]

At least they got their priorities right!

[superstar5565]

didnt this really happen , oh well, this thing rocks , i love how they make fun of whats happening in the real world

[MrEastcoastkid]

that would make a predictable ending... i hope at least one person doesnt make it back. i really enjoyed that

[Weirdo10o4]

So true!

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

I would watch that film!

LMAO

[nseh100]

this is automatically ma fav show man. hahaha

[MidgardEagle]

This is so incredibly true. I have a friend who lost her house and mother when her family's house was hit by a landslide, and then tonight I saw a National Geographic documentary clip on Youtube about the "awesome power of landslides".

It's twisted how much we love shows like Engineering Disasters (one of my fave shows back in the day), films like The Perfect Storm, etc. Humans are weird.

[Raphinater]

read the lyrics to the song "vicarious" by tool

[StephSheyi]

More than 100 bar-fight victories in question; winners may have used performance-enhancing alcohol

[battosai911]

lol brillent i love this show

[1010taco]

"...So, I'm hoping at least one of them will not make it out alive"

...wait WHAT?

[MrAmerica1995]

IIts a joke.

[byZenn2]

There's a difference between the terms "joke" and "satire." This is satire.

[MrAmerica1995]

Sorry if i offended you.

[lolo2556]

not really. satire is a type of joke.

[Raphinater]

ur a joke, stfu and enjoy this instead of debating

[Raphinater]

dude calm down retard

[Raphinater]

ur the kind of person that needs to be blocked off from society.

[Raphinater]

hahahahahahahahhaha chiil

[RedundantPlum]

true that

[dalosers7510]

mac n cheese?

[librano]

I was wondering what they could possibly pull off with missing hikers... that was brilliant!

[MPizzal]

sarcasm, lol?

[Colin24Astonwood]

MPizzal, nah we flew over with the Helicopter and all we could see where Hippys making out lol. We could not see any of the missing hikers though. Apparently there was a siting but that was on the Rocky mountains so how they got to there is a mystery.Maybe they hijacked a couple a Harleys off the Bikers or some thing cause there really angry and one of them said they saw hikers snatching the bikes,description matches the missing hikers OMG! LOL What we gonna do? Sarcasm hmmm how much is that $?

[Bocconium]

lol

[MahmoudGad85]

At least someone doesn't make out alive !

Brilliant...

[SnowFlow88]

"kissing passionately under a waterfall or solving a mystery." LOL

[Phanact]

tropic thunder kinda?

[JayCharlesLander]

Nancy Grace will get to the bottom of this!

[konq88]

this sounds like a great movie! :)

[deathey666]

"personaly im hoping atleast someone doesnt make it out alive" <--- LOL

[zatoichi12345]

i was just going to type that.best line from all of the onion

[surfnsantacruz]

1:56 on the bottom of the screen

"In Santa Cruz, CA: Shark attack teaches child a valuable lesson."

i live in santa cruz, and i surf, and im a child... O.O ... uh oh

[Koronyu]

;D they only have one child in Santa Cruz? Congrats!

[jayboy81101]

"...shark attack teaches child a valuable lesson"

"Although that would make a very predictable ending to the movie, so I'm personally hoping at least someone doesn't make it back alive."

"bar fight winners may have used performance-enhancing alcohol"

"EPA vows to put recycling bin in office breakroom by 2029"

LOL

[breathofexodus00]

LMFAO. "Although that would make a very predictable ending to the movie, so I'm personally hoping at least someone doesn't make it back alive." Ahahahaha.

[insaneangelstudio]

shut up BOT that game is fucking amazing

[maglight117]

please stay on topic

[amyinarms]

lets see, KZ2 has a unquie and new engine, the best graphics of gen 7, an average plot, and a creative online clan system....it's a good game..

See, those are called points.

[Realunmaker]

michael jordan announces he's retiring from commercials

lol

[NebNeb62]

1:06- "bar fight winners may have used performance-enhancing alcohol" LOL i love the captions

[zeitgeistMovement1]

i just said the same thing to the other guy, but thanks for the ticker comment!

[sebringdnf]

Please buy my book about Anteaters. Thank you, Franklin Kearns.

[briemkiki827]

"...shark attack teaches child a valuable lesson" hahahahaha, at the bottom at 1:57.

[zeitgeistMovement1]

hahaha i love the ticker! i always forget to read it though. thank you :)

[lilwoodboy]

It could lead to cannibalism.

[hunter2279]

HAHAHAHAHA "That would make a rather boring ending, So personally, Im hoping at least someone does not make it out alive" hahaha hilarious

[JamesTBond007]

The asian guy would probably have all kinds of crazy gadgets in his pack like the one kid in The Goonies

[ExistBMX]

Im hoping that some one atleast does not make it out alive... lol

[FlashFizz]

Solving a mystery? Like something from a lost civilization that would be the key to their survival?

[seeionlywanto]

can't they bring grizzly bears in for the shoot?

This will be a pretty big movie and I think Bears would make a nice touch. One hiker might make friends with the Bears and become leader of the group!

[popatire23]

no they tried that before, and the guy got eaten.

[raymache]

yea in 1985, technology has improved greatly, I think they could pull it off!

[decimator333]

No!! That film is full of shit. Society doesnt work without the monetary syste,!

[Anasilen]

Omfg... "Winners may have been using performance-enhancing alcohol" rofl XDDD

[arcious]

hahah this is the best one by far

[Aeonan]

ROFL.

[beckoninglight16]

Lol..."I'm hoping that, at least, someone doesn't make it out alive"

[xxXCALIBURxx]

No! Not Micheal Jordan!

[TheLogicJunkie]

This was taken straight off the rich yuppie mountain-climbers who got lost and died on Mount Hood, near Portland, Oregon.

[Xylaxis]

Lol 'All been praying for the safe return of their relatives, although that would make a rather predictable end to the movie, so I'm hoping at least someone doesn't make it out alive'

[sudaev]

Well, actually the guy who rescued them would be black, or there would have to be some sort of (unlikely) black hero figure. And there'd have to be a villain, so that guy would be white, you know, the "evil white guy". The wise black would "TELL THE WHITE BOYS WHAT TIME IT IS..." as he "schools them". I'd imagine it would be Denzel Washington because he's usually the magic negro.

[Arata75]

...wut the hell r u talking about??

[VideoHunter13]

not funny

[popomczowzow]

I've never laughed so hard in my life than when I read your comment...'"TELL THE WHITE BOYS WHAT TIME IT IS" as he "schools them."'

LOL! AHAHA!

[JustinBobby4]

Though they'd probably replace the asian hicker for a black one, or at least have a black park ranger,since there has to be diversity. You know its true...

[8av8today]

There is no way a black dude would be caught in the cold tops of that mountain first of all. Second, they are always saying "White people are crazy" so the second Idea is better. A black park ranger saying "White people are crazy".

[merdufer]

the main team should have an asian female who feels annoyed by the constant flirting from a white teammate but eventually falls in love with him because he is very strong and heroic.

[Vreviz]

LMAO

[DeagleBeagle]

It is to parody the media, they act like they care so much about people they don't even know yet they obviously are just wanting to get a story to go on their news show.

[RadioheadBECK]

The title of this reminded me of Into the Wild. Great movie.

[jgelfritz]

Haha solving a mystery.

[Onestt]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[vegassilenttype]

The satire is so thick you can cut it with a knife! Great job guys