Ali G- Science

[indja69]

"techMology" LoL



[jemslayer3]

sounds like Herman Cain on Steroids at @ 0:55

[highlife1750]

lmfoa has u ever eaten a banana.... !?

[jamesHoughton1978]

the floater

[frepi]

This is soooo uncomfortable!!!!

[polymath886]

I can't watch this for too long without pausing because it's just so hilariously awkward!

[spot5]

Always thought creationism was a joke and Kent Hovind, ironically, proved it both with his hilarious name and equally hilarious performance in this piece.

[ruerue28]

can the computer divide by 0....yes good i need it for my test

[fuckisnotadirtyword]

for once in his life, Ali G isn't the stupidest person in the room

[ozzieMatt16]

999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99 x 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999

[zzyyxx999]

@ozzieMatt16 10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-­10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-­10-10-10-10-10 x 10-10-10-10-11-11-11-12...mill­ion thousand million

[rosemort2]

Techmology!

[febreromuerto]

Everybody knows that people were way smarter back them they knew it all

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

These scientists will believe so much crap and not even have enough proof, lawls!

[eshoo8000]

Kent Hovind handled it with curtsey.

[beats511]

I think the end of this chat, about the 'floater' was one of Ali G's funniest moments ever. To be in the room when he and the other writers came up with that idea would have been great.

[rishirocky111]

@letsgocaps8 Ahhh.. Respek homie

[tadernuts]

Why do you fucking edit all your ali g clips?

Thats a dick move, you are ruining the footage.

[letsgocaps8]

This is the funniest comedian I have ever seen, I need to see more of him. His name is Kent Hovind right?

[rishirocky111]

@letsgocaps8 Hell no. its Sacha Baron Cohen. the dude from Borat.

[letsgocaps8]

@rishirocky111 I was joking... The creationist's name is Kent Hovind.

[Ten4Chachi]

Lol I love science.

[Ten4Chachi]

You'd use it but... *all serious* would you flush?

[lxmoya11]

The blonde guy is simply flummoxed.

[pfftlollol]

Ali G invented trolling

[jackjustin12]

looooooooooooooool

[SpunkySkunk347]

Do his guests really not get it?

[mrrook]

999999999999999999999999999inf­inity

LOOOOL

[Nelnac]

.9999999999989999999 ^yes... you didn't even hear what i was going to say next, .9999999999989999999 * jesus * forever alone meme * philoso raptor ...

[iloveneytiri]

Ali G deliberately being stupid yet can't even get close to the idiocy of the creationist.

[flaurosan]

@iloveneytiri hm, so religion is for idiots...great point there. you should respect it not just call it idiot and leave in pride thinking you are superior

[sergrojGrayFace]

@flaurosan religion is not for idiots, creationism is. If anyone actually learned the theory, checked the facts and still stayed a creationist he'd be a total idiot or a liar. Creationism is made by liars for believers.

[partonace]

update: China's Tianhe-1A supercomputer can carry out 2.5 thousand trillion

(= 2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000) calculations a second and has 7,000 graphics

processors and 14,000 Intel chips.

[1relentless3]

".....gonna move it on a little bit." hahaha

[IDFrules]

compoo'ers.....LOLOL...the guy is pure fucking comic genius

[myraluvssaltines]

99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999­,999,999,999,999,999 * 9,999,999,998,999,999,998,899,­889,999,999,999,999,999 = 1.0 × (10^78)

[myraluvssaltines]

@myraluvssaltines courtesy of google

[rhysmuir]

ali g was his best character

[mashmiles]

"can it multiply nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine--"

"yes"

"you don't know what i was gonna say!"

[GregK9]

'The floater' LMAO!!!

[TheSoccerDuo]

This world clearly had a creator, watch Kent's videos or ken ham's videos if you are a evolutionist/idiot

[TheWesmaister]

@TheSoccerDuo Evolution is a fact, The world don´t clearly had a creator, Educate yourself in Quantum physics if you wan´t to have an idea of how the universe started.

[BiggieBalls3]

lol look at bill gates face

[DeterminedGoat]

@BiggieBalls3 That's not Bill Gates, man.

[Phobos15]

The floata

[Yesitis808]

Lol, Kent checks his watch.

[dannysoya]

LMFAAAOOOO Ali G is my hero.

[gabrules2003]

You know what I was talking about, the floater.

[NunoGraca18]

"He's got no technology, you can check in his website". Brilliant!

[lloorree991]

tentententententententententen­tentententententententententen­tentententententen

[7beers]

99999999999999999999..........­..

[pommyrooter]

What is 9^56 x 9^6x8x9^6x7?

[whatthedjent]

4.17-4.19 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[LogicalStatements2]

I like the way Ali slipped in:

"you can check out his website he aint go no techmology"

[brisbaneftwmerc]

has you even eaten a banana, i dont think ive seen someone being a smart ass on a show actully cut somone that hard.

[crayyawn]

this is the funniest thing in the world, ohhhhhhh man it had me dyin

[thechildrenzplace]

holy shit this one was the funniest one ive ever seen yet hahahahahaaha

[Thomasllanrug]

NONONONONO I'M NOT A HOMO-SAPIEN

[MastermindX]

I hope Kent Hovind has learned to flush the toilet in prison :)

[79Testo]

lol

[StatelessLiberty]

BEHOLD THE BANANA, THE CREATIONIST'S NIGHTMARE.

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Creationists are morons.

[wederwoord]

If trolling is an art, Sasha has perfected it. All heil King Troll

[ImTheAsianLad]

9?

[nsn876]

how does he get these ppl to come on his show.....epic trollin

[sodafromyoda]

Kent Hovind knows damn well what Ali G is talking about.

[Hendishness]

"It has nothing to do with the homo you meet on the street!"

[harroon01]

lol the floater

[fabsywabsy]

Yes, yes, yes, yes

[animals0feel1pain2]

Can computers really compute that calculation? Don't they have roundoff errors at some point?

[ronansher]

@animals0feel1pain2 No, they do not.

[roflwaffle12321]

@animals0feel1pain2 hahaha, you're dumber than ali g!

[Luis568369]

he has no technology just check out his website

[MudHut67]

@Luis568369

techmology*

[amothaszwei]

Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein

[dirtsleeper714]

lol at the description

[controllerbrain]

the floater

[Noface121]

Why did they even bother making this garbage?

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

all you creationists: you ever eat a banana? LMFAO

[gabrules2003]

the floater

[djchaiwallah]

lmao the number thing is just like the cheese thing in borat! sasha cohen is so funny

[MrBokai]

what is it, is it, is it, is it all about, te-te-te-technology what is that all about...

[VOZZIFY]

I rofled when I saw Kent Hovind on here

[innovator516]

Just cuz ya covered it wit paper don't make it right shame on u rotlf

[BarrioAztrologist89]

fucking ali g, playing stupid like always!!!! lmao

im a science guy but peace and love to all even blinded creationists.

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

That douche-bags wrist flip at 1:33 made me want to punch him in the face lol.

[koussias]

Homo sapiens is latin not greek. :P

[guckenberger]

I think he might be really smart and is just fucking with all these guys and with us because I find it hard to imagine this guy is serious and that it turned out this perfect from a complete idiot with good chance.

[nemac23]

@guckenberger You're obviously not familiar with the comedy of Sacha Baron Cohen.

[kliu95]

@guckenberger yep. He went to Cambridge.

[mryellow123]

The 99.889etc question is valid. Floating point operations are somewhat difficult for chips with how they do multiplication, Intel once released a chip which would make a mistake doing this calc.

[Dannie92]

@mryellow123 It only depends on how you decide to store the numbers. They don't have to be stored as floating numbers.

If you add 0.1 to 0.1, 9 times, it will end up being 1.0. But not for the computer. That's because the computer stores floating numbers from the decimal numeral system as binary numbers. And that conversion isn't very precise.

However, add 1 to 1, 9 times, it will be 10 for both us and the computer. It just a question on how to represent the numbers.

[84767317]

but the banana fing got em ini Lol

[tuobniklat]

Kent Hovind (the blond creationist idiot in the blue suit) is in jail for tax evasion and fraud now. rofl.

[SunthunderBolt1]

To bad the Ali g show became too famous. Cause this is so hilarious

[17Awsomex]

whas it you who didnt flush da toilet?

[UkantorKing]

I almost died laughing. @ 5:05

[TudorPangal]

240p, we meet again............

[CaptainSamful]

The religious one would be the one that's a dick wouldn't he.

[guckenberger]

@CaptainSamful Haha! Awesome comment.

[G0KartMozart360]

you can check out 'is website

[stevenash13beast]

i've a question for those 4 guys, how the hell weren't they laughing their ass off during this interview. Borat wasn't even been offensive (relatively)

[AzNKillaZZ]

lol "he aint got no technology, check out his website" hahahahahaha

[daireb123]

@AzNKillaZZ he says techmology, even funnier!

[dogger655]

Lol, basically getting trolled :)

[randomperson2538]

Ouch this hurts.

[TheTerrenceO]

Ali G is the greatest troll ever!

[SuperScopeClanHD]

Without blowing up? N-Yes.

[Pudlis16]

I have a physics exam tomorrow... this helped so much!!!

[KingsPowerSteel]

has you ever eaten a banana? - Checkmate

[MultiMeatpuppet]

the floater is so bad melodysheep  10.5gillion

[MultiMeatpuppet]

I lol every time

[OutfromZeus]

Was it you that left a floater? LOL

[laxerboy50]

9999999999999999999999999 x 9999999999999999999 wait u don't know what I am gonna say 89999999

[patsprankcalls]

/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY&list=PL16­D7A2E680BC7C54&index=32&featur­e=plpp_video If you like it thumbs up so other people can watch it!

[Flextext1]

They don't think he's dumb they know it's a character he plays so their prepared for his stupid questions. (Pound the fist)Respect.

[theokoustas]

its so funny how these guys think hes really dumb

[black101dahlia]

0:04 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SCIENCE.....(BLANK STARE) TECHMOLOGY IS IT GOOD OR IS WACK RAINBOW JEREMY AHAHA NO HE AINT GO NO TECHMOLGY IN IT YOU CAN CHECK HIS WEBSITE.

[MrWillStryker]

neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn neyn

[MrWillStryker]

Kent Hovind is a cunt

[OriginalNex]

@MrWillStryker what because he believes in god, hmmm yet scientists believe that we come from a bang seams they have faith

[steelcobra19]

@OriginalNex the big bang is actually a logical scenario, more logical than an old man who was just there, and created us somehow

[OriginalNex]

@steelcobra19 Clearly not considering that somthing you cant clearly prove, as no man was at the start and we are human we are flawed toi the point we will never know untill we die its only retarded to think you can PROVE 100 percent its each for there own

[steelcobra19]

@OriginalNex evolution is proved 100%, it's fact

[OriginalNex]

@steelcobra19 prove it then if it already has, clearly your a dumb fuck. I have never seen an animal evolve so there for wont believe it

[steelcobra19]

@OriginalNex clearly you have no idea what you're talking about, there's a whole science behind evolution look it up, evolution takes thousands and thousands of years to happen you won't see it in our life time

[TheWesmaister]

@OriginalNex I think you are a troll.

[OriginalNex]

@TheWesmaister I dont really care what you think so poor luck

[TheTruthGardian]

@MrWillStryker Gay!

[REALNassshole]

What leaves claw marks on the bar? A jew getting his change back

[MrKellii]

Amazing !!!! :L:L

[TheNinalovesyou]

Isn't it funny that this guy was completely serious, and yet he makes other people look like complete idiots?

[whirlooo]

laughed so hard about the flushing thing that i got tears down my jaw and had trouble breathing and my abs hurt =D

[mohdban]

techmolojy

[JesusPaid4You]

God loves you. Whoever believes that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again on the 3rd day will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved,” - Acts 16:31

[SonofRa47]

999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99989999999999999999999.888898­898988

[20tropic]

Compooter

[morbus3000]

What scientists are those?! Homo Sapiens is Latin, not Greek!

[Chrisbouncyparker]

Again, why did you edit this? You've ruined it again.

[asianman123abc]

watching this high as EPIC

[liberalk78]

OMG ! TOO FUNNY

UNCOMFORTABLY FUNNY

[puppiesNicecream]

Why don't they take that quarter million out of their jesus money market savings account and save some lives. Instead of making bets.

[usaamah8]

I Lol'd

[berkjohnson]

i love techmology

[TheoneParky]

999999999999999999999999999999­9999999 x 999999999899999999.88998899999­9999999

[super0spore0fan]

@TheoneParky THE ANSWER IS YES

[dsbatista2]

@TheoneParky 10×10²⁹

[YourAverageJoey]

'as ye ea'en ay benanuh

[HoboKiller118]

999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999 ROFL

[TheBloodyScotsman]

campootahs

[PooPooOnMyNewShoe]

LMAO...how many of you guys have seen the "melodysheep" re-mix..?

[w2k3r2sp2]

"Homo sapiens" is LATIN, not Greek.

[AlirezaBehzadnia]

@w2k3r2sp2 :P homo is from greek Homos (same) :P 

[rightsideOptics]

Why-yah sah licky-licky yahwahn gah-gaht!

[CapAdGroup]

I love how he makes the creationist doubt his own beliefs by merely asking a single banana-related question :D

[xXtechnobabeXx]

OMG i just woke EVERYONE up in my house when he said we homo hahahah

[bhupinder27]

"The banana thing got him eh" LOL

[b0utch]

Really hope All-G is playing a character.. Sorry dont know da man.

[moguljam]

@b0utch Do you know the movies "Bruno" et "Borat" well he is the same guy that play in these movies. Yes he is acting but the funny part these people don't know. His real name is Sacha Baron Cohen ;)

[b0utch]

@moguljam Oh thanks I didnt realized it was him, now everything seems more clear!

[scpsjoker]

thumbs up if the guy in the blue shirt looked guilty as hell.

[sanchezsofia]

will compu ers eva be able to werk out wot 999999999999999999999999999999­9999999 multiply by 999999998999999.88998899999999­9999?

[superromanvideos18]

the floater !!!! hahahaha genius!!!! hahahah

[muffemod]

'undred 'undred 'undred 'undred 'undred 'undred 'undred LOL

[Validux]

he ain't got no technology you can check out his website

ROFL

[gabrules2003]

Evolution is a hoax.

[moocows111111]

@gabrules2003 Your viewpoint is hoax

[xXTrueSShotX]

Wow that fucking dumbass who said theres no proof for evolution needs to be assisanited.. NOW

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

kent hovind is a prick.

[mrfuzzer1]

I like the guy who do the obvious hand flip, to see his clock. Such a prick. And as it turns out hes even dumber than the Ali G character.

[muffinsftw1]

what the hell just happened?

[smellyfistoffury]

He's a legend just for getting these people to come onto his show

[theorganichispanic]

2:02 That guy's look is CLASSIC.

[Plecebo1996]

The homosexual/homosapien talk is hilarious

[Peterpppppppp]

5:45 is all i have to say!!!hahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaa