wut if she promise u tht she will stay with u forever nd then the same day she says she is scared tht her parents will find out nd she dont wanna be together anymore and just say hi after this day??
Someone told me once that if I wanted to get over someone, all I had to do was to imagine him shitting on the toilet and then cleaning his ass with toilet paper ._.
LOL This guy is hilarious I like him and he's cute!- But the best way to get over an ex is; find another one and another one and fuck like its your last time! You will forget fast!
relationships are like buses. every 15 minutes another one comes along. & it doesn't matter which one you get on.as long as you don't forget your emotional baggage.
hey, danny you are a big part of my life, and since this vid is about relationships(i thinks thats how you spell it) could you do avid about how to be a good boyfriend because i just got a new girl friend and i think shes my misses right and i dont want to lose her sooo some advise? thnks
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
my ex asked me out and dumped me a few weeks later cos he "cba". Still not over him and won't be for a while, but thanks to Danny I know that he's just another bus. Thank You Danny ! <3
My ex broke up with me for "no reason" (the rumor is that I was making out too much). At first I tried punching and beating him up. But now, thanks to Danny, I know he's just a bus. ^_^ peace out you d***
Your great! i love your vids! But do you think you could make a video of how to win someone back? I mean after that person dumped you. please!? beacuase i dont know what to do
I DATED A WHORE FOR TWO WEEKS AND I WUZ UNAWARE OF THIS COME TO FIND OUT SHE WUZ DATING ANOTHER DUDE AND CHICK WTF MAN THATS SO FUCKED UP (OBSESSION FACE) DANNY WHAT DOES I DO!?!? I PUNCHED A TREE AFTERWORDS
Screw this, I'm a genuine guy, never cheated on anyone and never dated once. Girls always pick the jerks, let them. And then when they're looking for a nice and fit guy and overlook me completely (despite the fact I'm 6'3" and muscle from head to foot) then they just end up suffering again. Keep choosing the assholes ladies, and enjoy being treated like dirt.
@jamiewcwgsynet Nazi? What on earth gave you THAT idea? 17 of my grandfather's family were in the german army, never committed any atrocities, and I can't be proud of them? What makes you Americans any better? Sheesh what's wrong with being Christian? It means I'm eternally safe. You've killed people for no good reason too you know! And I'm not Jesus, I just happened to like that picture! What do you suggest, MY own photo? And let some hacker steal my identity. Brilliant....
no i didn't think you were jesus by yr picture but by the stuff on yr profile and im not english or american and haven't killed anyone no matter what u think
@jamiewcwgsynet I am not talking about YOU personally, I speak of the Americans in general, the British in general, and the French in general. You must be one of those, because no one hates Germany more than those three Allied countries, and of course they have no legitimate reason for doing so. 60 years later, and they still mock us and laugh at us, even as we help them! Sick Allied countries.
@jamiewcwgsynet And furthermore, I AM NOT Jesus. I didn't die on a cross, nailed through the hands and feet, beaten to a pulp, flogged until my back was red with blood, and I never had a crown of thorns pushed into my head. I can't even imagine suffering that. I also can't imagine visiting that sort of torture on someone. And if you aren't British or American, what are you?
@SohnvonChristus UM....not all americans hate germans. as a christian, you shouldn't say things in general about a WHOLE country like that. I personally have no problem with germans, and i'd like to travel to germany one day. and I am a christian as well and i feel who ever that was that called you Jesus must not understand the pain and suffering he went through to save us from Hell. further more, I am an American that doesnt hate germans, and truthfully has no reason to.~Karah(not Madi)
@kAraHmADi9798 You're right. I did generalize. I was wrong to do that. I apologize, and I respect those who stand with Germany. I usually ignore people that claim I would imposter the Lord. I am sorry for what I said. And thank you for your understanding. This comment war is over.
relationships are a deadly cycle, if you've never fellin in love DON'T the only way to fall out of love is fall in love with someone else. then what happens when they break your heart... and the next and so on and so on TILL YOU DIE!!!!
How do you make your masks?!? :)
ZoeMarshVevo 1 week ago
u should make a video on how deal with somebody who cant deal with a break up
sargTucker 1 week ago
1:17... my name is jackson! :')
jw00dman 2 weeks ago
hes teeth r extremely yellow
21thePAC 3 weeks ago
in the end of the vid his lips were soo pink..nd pretteh..o_o
ryuzakilawlight 3 weeks ago
Relationships are like buses; they're always late to my stop or don't come at all
MrMozzers 1 month ago
You Are My Sugar Plum Fairy lol XD
WhiteSwanGurl247 1 month ago
phheewww i love this guy lol
XxLOVEscLOVExX 1 month ago
56 people are happily in relationships
NSTY457 1 month ago
i like this guy.
championkhan 1 month ago
conarea*
09091009 1 month ago
im gunnna call my ex and tell him i tested positive for gonarra xD jk
09091009 1 month ago
wut if she promise u tht she will stay with u forever nd then the same day she says she is scared tht her parents will find out nd she dont wanna be together anymore and just say hi after this day??
firefoxonme 1 month ago
You should make a video where you show some pictures of what you looked like when you were younger, that would be cool ;)
Ubermisho 1 month ago
its dumb smrt 1
ROCKIT222217 1 month ago
i am mentaly dsterbed by u dome ass
Joey1456able 1 month ago
Someone told me once that if I wanted to get over someone, all I had to do was to imagine him shitting on the toilet and then cleaning his ass with toilet paper ._.
MissSFGiantsLover 1 month ago
@MissSFGiantsLover hahaha might it will be a good idea
alzghoulakef 1 month ago
i just broke up with my gf- blih blah blooh :PP
IrEnEsceneShuffler 1 month ago
1:20 lol my moms boss is a guy with the last name jackson n she calls him action jackson
ArmorAbsCrabs1 1 month ago
pause at 2:04 -*O
gajsva 2 months ago
this actually helped me alot, thanks danny! <3
xsketcherx 2 months ago
I liked this guy, but he was a complete player and i think i got him mad so now he wont talk to me.. I need to get over him :/
meowingkitties 2 months ago
@meowingkitties If he's a player just move on, all he wants is to hurt you and have attention
TheWafertastic 2 months ago
52 people are dicks/bitches.
terriannharle 2 months ago
I feel akward looking him at the eye :(
rikkiijr 2 months ago 3
Emotional Package= Condoms O.O
annastacialovesu123 2 months ago
0:22 guy from "Goodfellas" movie dafuq
jim+steve-o
g3orge13 2 months ago
press 4 EPIC FACE !!
thecoadwordis 2 months ago
i had a relationship once.....she dumped me and i started smoking pot......now she wants me back because i'm calmer..... my answer: FUCK U.
AH HA TAKE THAT U BITCH!!!!!
p.s danny never smoke please for the love of god never ever do pot!
charly40409 2 months ago
press 0 rpetedly or hold it
02468sthjabbawockeez 2 months ago
1234 likes... I just don't want to mess it up by liking it, but i like it anyway. :D
julianamariejf 2 months ago
Too much Freud in this...
Haishinlu 2 months ago
15 minutes ...-_- more like 5 years,
NADROY17 2 months ago
Every 15 minutes? for me it's been more like 10 years...
arwentheelf02 2 months ago 4
WHY ARE YOU SOOOO RIGHT?
garyismoist 2 months ago 3
Dear Danny, can you show me how you have a good christmas?
ahuitzilin1239 3 months ago
haha
DarkNihilism 3 months ago
My dad used to call me a sugar plum fairy haha
Screamersammy 3 months ago
okay i took action.... now how do i hide a body?
iceabod 3 months ago 21
@michealkelly88
I would say marriage
PinappleBlue19 3 months ago
Lmao!
ShellyCatt 4 months ago
hahahaahahhahahaha
pappachese 4 months ago
My exs name is Jackson and everyone called him action Jackson ..... Now I'm sad...
Stargirl9999 4 months ago
what happens if all the buses are full or none of the want you... QQ
fbibarbie 4 months ago
@fbibarbie Then, you get yourself bike :)
VlogsnSongs 4 months ago
will some one help me im scared of my xbf
Ewutelis123 4 months ago
LOOOLL!! -1.18-
18horseychick18 5 months ago
LOL This guy is hilarious I like him and he's cute!- But the best way to get over an ex is; find another one and another one and fuck like its your last time! You will forget fast!
oiseaudenuit 5 months ago
How do you eat a sugar plum fairy? I gotta go... I gotta take Action Jackson out to dinner.
theludwigexperience 5 months ago
SUGAR PLUM FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theludwigexperience 5 months ago
my name is jackson :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D IM HAPPY NOW!
999imnotanoob 5 months ago
could u do a video on funny faces cause ur really funny
amber59400 5 months ago
if relationships are like buses the why have not had that many boyfriends???? and Danny you ROCK!!!!
Josette1de2Pompadour 5 months ago
always make me feel better after i watch this.
spaik007 5 months ago
@ PointBaron dw dude, i know how u feel :/
MrMozzers 5 months ago
hell fuck shit damn bitch shit npussy fuck dick cunt......Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. funny
DenniScreams 5 months ago
nice mirror.
EggieMeggieX 6 months ago
relationships are like buses. every 15 minutes another one comes along. & it doesn't matter which one you get on.as long as you don't forget your emotional baggage.
zeylaaag 7 months ago
shes the greatest on earth and im drunk and an idiot
Chickenedful 7 months ago 2
Thumbs up If you kissed him back!!
rossyberry 7 months ago 82
do u smoke crack and if yes where do u get cuz it looks like i should be gettin it from u
dog5639 7 months ago
if anyone knows how to get over a bf?pls tell me your solutions
moeshakasanova 7 months ago
@moeshakasanova your rly askin nerds on a youtube vid how to do that
dog5639 7 months ago
@dog5639 yeah i guess it was a terrible idea haha
moeshakasanova 7 months ago
@moeshakasanova come see me you will get over him pre fast
dog5639 6 months ago
Relationships are like busses. They never stop by my stop.
PointBaron 7 months ago
i swear he's on drugs.
u know wat this looks like 8-
u guessed it. A PENIS
apazzle97 7 months ago
@apazzle97 maybe your tiny little dick
chavadude 7 months ago
press 2 for the answer to anything
MrBeltProductions 7 months ago
whats really scary is that some of your shit acctualy works...
karakoxyuuki 7 months ago
hey, danny you are a big part of my life, and since this vid is about relationships(i thinks thats how you spell it) could you do avid about how to be a good boyfriend because i just got a new girl friend and i think shes my misses right and i dont want to lose her sooo some advise? thnks
fletche1994 7 months ago
@fletche1994 WELL, dont be a dick :P
help her do stuff...............
help her cook, help her get clean.
and do this for the rest of ur life
OH and go with her grocery shopping
TheMysteriousDumbaz1 7 months ago
an EX is an EXample of an EXtreme waste of time thumbs up if u agree
chickenxD521 7 months ago 71
Sugar plum fairy? xD
lyssiawheat07 7 months ago
I want to quote something....but I can only type 500 characters XD
ProJectGamingStudio 7 months ago
I'm just thinking... Maybe, just maybe... You should do a video about glitter? For the heck of it! :DD
YoureOnMyMindLove327 7 months ago 2
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stefulikdaniel0 8 months ago
did he jsut call me a super plump fairy
xxDdt619xx 8 months ago
Were you wearing lipstick?
CarpeDiam225 8 months ago
action jackson - take him out on a date. xD
KnockThatBitch101 8 months ago
I like the mirror! Its pretty!!!
mesa7cool 8 months ago
42 people haven't had girlfriends or boyfriends.
AirsoftMaster001 8 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
xXxTreasurexXx1 8 months ago
is that mask like, an ice pack? :o
ItsBindaroo 8 months ago
Hey you are famous! how often do you fuck?
voxomar 8 months ago
too funny. everyone is f****ed up
ealvarezz10 9 months ago
Volimte
MyLifeAsMeeee 9 months ago
my ex asked me out and dumped me a few weeks later cos he "cba". Still not over him and won't be for a while, but thanks to Danny I know that he's just another bus. Thank You Danny ! <3
Steeepphhh 10 months ago
My ex broke up with me for "no reason" (the rumor is that I was making out too much). At first I tried punching and beating him up. But now, thanks to Danny, I know he's just a bus. ^_^ peace out you d***
mjsingingstar16 10 months ago 2
ur teeth r weirdly yellow
ReKre8er 10 months ago
wats ur email
finbar536 10 months ago
41 people missed their bus
LPMC723 11 months ago
Creepy fuck
TehUberZombie 11 months ago
you need to brush your teeth
evoosa 11 months ago
i like my bus, i dont wanna get off... meybe ill become one of those tramps who live on busses... yea... wow i must sound like a creep O_o
Malteeeeeaser 1 year ago
my ex was a bus too....SHE WAS FAT!
deathpool209 1 year ago 2
My ex wasa bus cuz she traveled all the way to Nebraska.
BlingblingD 1 year ago
if a bus is a relationship, is a taxi a prostitute?
Malteeeeeaser 1 year ago 102
@Malteeeeeaser if a bus is a relation ship, a taxi is a prostitute, then what the fuck is a limo?
michaelkelley88 5 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
@michaelkelley88 a limo is your freebie. The one you have once in your life, or if you're very rich, everyday.
RuteMadaleno 5 months ago
@RuteMadaleno haha guess thats about right.
michaelkelley88 5 months ago
he's like Jim Carrey wit the voice of Jack Nicholson. its creepy
loner009 1 year ago
40 people have never had girlfriends/boyfriends
AnderZ312 1 year ago
forever alone x]
NiceCatFood 1 year ago
how come your all colorful here .. but in all the other videos .. your lame colored ?
freakychick691 1 year ago
dude your awesome
lorlor43p 1 year ago 2
i was the 1,000th like!!! : - )
HomeworkSlipMan 1 year ago
You're so calm in this video
TheCheypie16 1 year ago
My ex was a freaking bus for sure, cuz many people take her at the same time
Ventzzz1 1 year ago 201
@Ventzzz1 XD
crystyxXxgabriel 7 months ago
@Ventzzz1 gays give good 'ship 'vice
PIKAMONjake 5 months ago
Your great! i love your vids! But do you think you could make a video of how to win someone back? I mean after that person dumped you. please!? beacuase i dont know what to do
stepherzz44 1 year ago 2
HOLY SHIT. I have the same exact mirror ..
Cathlyn90960 1 year ago
my friends lil brother's name is Jackson!
Saroket 1 year ago
@Saroket ima take him out to dinner....no no....that sweird..
monkeymadnessJN 1 year ago
obama
DJKAW3H 1 year ago
lol,,i was just bored,and found his chanel,,now im watching his vids a lot,,hahaha,,,
p6punx69 1 year ago
I DATED A WHORE FOR TWO WEEKS AND I WUZ UNAWARE OF THIS COME TO FIND OUT SHE WUZ DATING ANOTHER DUDE AND CHICK WTF MAN THATS SO FUCKED UP (OBSESSION FACE) DANNY WHAT DOES I DO!?!? I PUNCHED A TREE AFTERWORDS
prozombiehunter 1 year ago
@prozombiehunter whoah whoah dude NOT cool trees are our friends
iDislikeNames 1 year ago 2
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prozombiehunter 1 year ago
you have so pink lips xD cute :D
love ur vids
and yes, people are usually fucked up...
bdufka 1 year ago
That was a nice tie in with " Break Up" by Mario lol :)
loveless2084 1 year ago
hey man, this really helped me, thanks. she was a bitch.
notimeformyspace 1 year ago
Pause, then play then press 4
BazookaDeCum 1 year ago
@BazookaDeCum you can click 1 , 2 ,5 ,6 etc. it just changes scenes.
allthecrazystuff 1 year ago
@allthecrazystuff I know, but 4 was the funniest.
BazookaDeCum 1 year ago
That's quite offensive really. Just broke up from a three year relationship with my boyfriend and that didn't make me feel any better. :(
duddersthedog 1 year ago
@duddersthedog
OMG i was so offended about this video that i just pooped my pants!! LOL no dribble poo stain
THEGEARSOFGREATFILMS 1 year ago
you have really yellow teeth.
ashleyjuggalette1 1 year ago
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very funny how he look himself in the camera mirror while recording =D
AHA983 1 year ago
very funny how he look himselfs in the camera mirror while recording =D
AHA983 1 year ago
you sohuld make a video on how to spot a decent guy and or girl
knash97 1 year ago 3
danny! you didnt call us lemon drops you dont love us anymore :'(
jab7805 1 year ago 2
First video I see of you? Where were you before? Why didn't I see you before?! You're hilarious.
MagaCarey 1 year ago
Hay danny could you do a show about what it would be like if pigs could fly
battles9 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Y)
danny .... <3 rasturaš xDD
Fan0fMichaelJackson 1 year ago
hahah whoa u look Asian with the mask on lol
sweetangelka 1 year ago
He likes 2 swear alot lolz
vamplov365 1 year ago
If relationships are like buses, then I think I live in a town with no public transportation =(. That sucks....I hate to walk alone.
jorandb 1 year ago 192
@jorandb thats y u live in a ct where girls make up half the population
z3329885 6 months ago
Are you influenced from jim carrey
validcode 1 year ago
I want some of what he's having.
YellowJelloXD 1 year ago
I'm just sitting here laughing at the comment war about Germany under a Gradual Report video on breaking up.
d00msdaydan 1 year ago
yellow teeth
nessa1239 1 year ago
this guy is an idiot. if your heart is actualy broken it just makes you mad to see someone with so much pep and cheer
lovestinks33 1 year ago
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pokemonking221 1 year ago
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pokemonking221 1 year ago
Screw this, I'm a genuine guy, never cheated on anyone and never dated once. Girls always pick the jerks, let them. And then when they're looking for a nice and fit guy and overlook me completely (despite the fact I'm 6'3" and muscle from head to foot) then they just end up suffering again. Keep choosing the assholes ladies, and enjoy being treated like dirt.
SohnvonChristus 1 year ago
@SohnvonChristus i think they r overlooking u because u r a nazi, and Jesus at the same time lol look at his profile
jamiewcwgsynet 1 year ago
@jamiewcwgsynet Nazi? What on earth gave you THAT idea? 17 of my grandfather's family were in the german army, never committed any atrocities, and I can't be proud of them? What makes you Americans any better? Sheesh what's wrong with being Christian? It means I'm eternally safe. You've killed people for no good reason too you know! And I'm not Jesus, I just happened to like that picture! What do you suggest, MY own photo? And let some hacker steal my identity. Brilliant....
SohnvonChristus 1 year ago
no i didn't think you were jesus by yr picture but by the stuff on yr profile and im not english or american and haven't killed anyone no matter what u think
jamiewcwgsynet 1 year ago
@jamiewcwgsynet I am not talking about YOU personally, I speak of the Americans in general, the British in general, and the French in general. You must be one of those, because no one hates Germany more than those three Allied countries, and of course they have no legitimate reason for doing so. 60 years later, and they still mock us and laugh at us, even as we help them! Sick Allied countries.
SohnvonChristus 1 year ago
@SohnvonChristus im american and I dont hate germany...where do you get YOUR info from
drpepperfreak2 1 year ago
@jamiewcwgsynet And furthermore, I AM NOT Jesus. I didn't die on a cross, nailed through the hands and feet, beaten to a pulp, flogged until my back was red with blood, and I never had a crown of thorns pushed into my head. I can't even imagine suffering that. I also can't imagine visiting that sort of torture on someone. And if you aren't British or American, what are you?
SohnvonChristus 1 year ago
@SohnvonChristus UM....not all americans hate germans. as a christian, you shouldn't say things in general about a WHOLE country like that. I personally have no problem with germans, and i'd like to travel to germany one day. and I am a christian as well and i feel who ever that was that called you Jesus must not understand the pain and suffering he went through to save us from Hell. further more, I am an American that doesnt hate germans, and truthfully has no reason to.~Karah(not Madi)
kAraHmADi9798 1 year ago
@kAraHmADi9798 You're right. I did generalize. I was wrong to do that. I apologize, and I respect those who stand with Germany. I usually ignore people that claim I would imposter the Lord. I am sorry for what I said. And thank you for your understanding. This comment war is over.
SohnvonChristus 1 year ago
@SohnvonChristus It's okay=) i understand why you'd be upset. and i generalize too sometimes so no worries about that.
kAraHmADi9798 1 year ago
BAD ADVICE!!!!! BAD ADVICE!!!!! MY FRIEND JUST KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!
music4life414 1 year ago
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pokemonking221 1 year ago
od birača nikad jebača / slabom kurcu svaka dlaka smeta
Sarmaisterz 1 year ago
Jim Carrey, much?
neo23newsboy 1 year ago
dont tell people to kill them selves......they might go crazy and try to kill their school nurse like i did but yeah good video
sinnis53 1 year ago
make a video on how to hide your farts
teamshanedawsonrules 1 year ago
That helped a lot >.>
the0ex0girlfriend 1 year ago
can you do a video why we fart and to make it funnier how to fart
:D :) :D :) :D :)
tookapun 1 year ago
I would love to punch him in the teeth.
FatBearMan 1 year ago
hey. danny. i luvz u. kthxbai
xIxAmxKh2xI 1 year ago
or go with option c, do something worth while not waste time on useless relationships.
TC7777777 1 year ago
Danny i really like the guy with the sleeping mask ... or whatever that thing is ....!! xD
OH MY GOSH .... WHO WAS THAT .... WHAT DID HE SAY ... I BET IT WAS DANNY IN A MASK TALKING TO HIMSELF
Metatrongufi 1 year ago
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There plenty of more fish in the sea!!....LOL JKS there's an oil spill :P
lani807 1 year ago
I love this guy. His videos are all coated with jokes, but his points are actually legitimate and helpful.
Better than 95% of the shit on Youtube for sure
FoxEatFox 1 year ago
You look tired as fuck.
IfritsShadow51 1 year ago
that acually helps thx danny :]
youmotherfucker69 1 year ago
relationships are a deadly cycle, if you've never fellin in love DON'T the only way to fall out of love is fall in love with someone else. then what happens when they break your heart... and the next and so on and so on TILL YOU DIE!!!!
brandtaylor93 1 year ago