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  • How do you make your masks?!? :)

  • u should make a video on how deal with somebody who cant deal with a break up

  • 1:17... my name is jackson! :')

  • hes teeth r extremely yellow

  • in the end of the vid his lips were soo pink..nd pretteh..o_o

  • Relationships are like buses; they're always late to my stop or don't come at all

  • You Are My Sugar Plum Fairy lol XD

  • phheewww i love this guy lol

  • 56 people are happily in relationships

  • i like this guy.

  • conarea*

  • im gunnna call my ex and tell him i tested positive for gonarra xD jk

  • wut if she promise u tht she will stay with u forever nd then the same day she says she is scared tht her parents will find out nd she dont wanna be together anymore and just say hi after this day??

  • You should make a video where you show some pictures of what you looked like when you were younger, that would be cool ;)

  • its dumb smrt 1

  • i am mentaly dsterbed by u dome ass

  • Someone told me once that if I wanted to get over someone, all I had to do was to imagine him shitting on the toilet and then cleaning his ass with toilet paper ._.

  • @MissSFGiantsLover hahaha might it will be a good idea

  • i just broke up with my gf- blih blah blooh :PP

  • 1:20 lol my moms boss is a guy with the last name jackson n she calls him action jackson

  • pause at 2:04 -*O

  • this actually helped me alot, thanks danny! <3

  • I liked this guy, but he was a complete player and i think i got him mad so now he wont talk to me.. I need to get over him :/

  • @meowingkitties If he's a player just move on, all he wants is to hurt you and have attention

  • 52 people are dicks/bitches.

  • I feel akward looking him at the eye :(

  • Emotional Package= Condoms O.O

  • 0:22 guy from "Goodfellas" movie dafuq

    jim+steve-o

  • press 4 EPIC FACE !!

  • i had a relationship once.....she dumped me and i started smoking pot......now she wants me back because i'm calmer..... my answer: FUCK U.

    AH HA TAKE THAT U BITCH!!!!!

    p.s danny never smoke please for the love of god never ever do pot!

  • press 0 rpetedly or hold it

  • 1234 likes... I just don't want to mess it up by liking it, but i like it anyway. :D

  • Too much Freud in this...

  • 15 minutes ...-_- more like 5 years,

  • Every 15 minutes? for me it's been more like 10 years...

  • WHY ARE YOU SOOOO RIGHT?

  • Dear Danny, can you show me how you have a good christmas?

  • haha

  • My dad used to call me a sugar plum fairy haha

  • okay i took action.... now how do i hide a body?

  • @michealkelly88

    I would say marriage

  • Lmao!

  • hahahaahahhahahaha

  • My exs name is Jackson and everyone called him action Jackson ..... Now I'm sad...

  • what happens if all the buses are full or none of the want you... QQ

  • @fbibarbie Then, you get yourself bike :)

  • will some one help me im scared of my xbf

  • LOOOLL!!  -1.18-

  • LOL This guy is hilarious I like him and he's cute!- But the best way to get over an ex is; find another one and another one and fuck like its your last time! You will forget fast!

  • How do you eat a sugar plum fairy? I gotta go... I gotta take Action Jackson out to dinner.

  • SUGAR PLUM FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • my name is jackson :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D IM HAPPY NOW!

  • could u do a video on funny faces cause ur really funny

  • if relationships are like buses the why have not had that many boyfriends???? and Danny you ROCK!!!!

  • always make me feel better after i watch this.

  • @ PointBaron dw dude, i know how u feel :/

  • hell fuck shit damn bitch shit npussy fuck dick cunt......Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. funny

  • nice mirror.

    

  • relationships are like buses. every 15 minutes another one comes along. & it doesn't matter which one you get on.as long as you don't forget your emotional baggage.

  • shes the greatest on earth and im drunk and an idiot

  • Thumbs up If you kissed him back!!

  • do u smoke crack and if yes where do u get cuz it looks like i should be gettin it from u

  • if anyone knows how to get over a bf?pls tell me your solutions

  • @moeshakasanova your rly askin nerds on a youtube vid how to do that

  • @dog5639 yeah i guess it was a terrible idea haha

  • @moeshakasanova come see me you will get over him pre fast

  • Relationships are like busses. They never stop by my stop.

  • i swear he's on drugs.

    u know wat this looks like 8-

    u guessed it. A PENIS

  • @apazzle97 maybe your tiny little dick

  • press 2 for the answer to anything

  • whats really scary is that some of your shit acctualy works...

  • hey, danny you are a big part of my life, and since this vid is about relationships(i thinks thats how you spell it) could you do avid about how to be a good boyfriend because i just got a new girl friend and i think shes my misses right and i dont want to lose her sooo some advise? thnks

  • @fletche1994 WELL, dont be a dick :P

    help her do stuff...............

    help her cook, help her get clean.

    and do this for the rest of ur life

    OH and go with her grocery shopping

  • an EX is an EXample of an EXtreme waste of time thumbs up if u agree

  • Sugar plum fairy? xD

  • I want to quote something....but I can only type 500 characters XD

  • I'm just thinking... Maybe, just maybe... You should do a video about glitter? For the heck of it! :DD

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  • did he jsut call me a super plump fairy

  • Were you wearing lipstick?

  • action jackson - take him out on a date. xD

  • I like the mirror! Its pretty!!!

  • 42 people haven't had girlfriends or boyfriends.

  • is that mask like, an ice pack? :o

  • Hey you are famous! how often do you fuck?

  • too funny. everyone is f****ed up

  • Volimte

  • my ex asked me out and dumped me a few weeks later cos he "cba". Still not over him and won't be for a while, but thanks to Danny I know that he's just another bus. Thank You Danny ! <3

  • My ex broke up with me for "no reason" (the rumor is that I was making out too much). At first I tried punching and beating him up. But now, thanks to Danny, I know he's just a bus. ^_^ peace out you d***

  • ur teeth r weirdly yellow

  • wats ur email

  • 41 people missed their bus

  • Creepy fuck

  • you need to brush your teeth

  • i like my bus, i dont wanna get off... meybe ill become one of those tramps who live on busses... yea... wow i must sound like a creep O_o

  • my ex was a bus too....SHE WAS FAT!

  • My ex wasa bus cuz she traveled all the way to Nebraska.

  • if a bus is a relationship, is a taxi a prostitute?

  • @Malteeeeeaser if a bus is a relation ship, a taxi is a prostitute, then what the fuck is a limo?

  • @michaelkelley88 a limo is your freebie. The one you have once in your life, or if you're very rich, everyday.

  • @RuteMadaleno haha guess thats about right.

  • he's like Jim Carrey wit the voice of Jack Nicholson. its creepy

  • 40 people have never had girlfriends/boyfriends

  • forever alone x]

  • how come your all colorful here .. but in all the other videos .. your lame colored ?

  • dude your awesome

  • i was the 1,000th like!!! : - )

  • You're so calm in this video

  • My ex was a freaking bus for sure, cuz many people take her at the same time

  • @Ventzzz1 XD

  • @Ventzzz1 gays give good 'ship 'vice

  • Your great! i love your vids! But do you think you could make a video of how to win someone back? I mean after that person dumped you. please!? beacuase i dont know what to do

  • HOLY SHIT. I have the same exact mirror ..

  • my friends lil brother's name is Jackson!

  • @Saroket ima take him out to dinner....no no....that sweird..

  • obama

  • lol,,i was just bored,and found his chanel,,now im watching his vids a lot,,hahaha,,,

  • I DATED A WHORE FOR TWO WEEKS AND I WUZ UNAWARE OF THIS COME TO FIND OUT SHE WUZ DATING ANOTHER DUDE AND CHICK WTF MAN THATS SO FUCKED UP (OBSESSION FACE) DANNY WHAT DOES I DO!?!? I PUNCHED A TREE AFTERWORDS

  • @prozombiehunter whoah whoah dude NOT cool trees are our friends

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  • you have so pink lips xD cute :D

    love ur vids

    and yes, people are usually fucked up...

  • That was a nice tie in with " Break Up" by Mario lol :)

  • hey man, this really helped me, thanks. she was a bitch.

  • Pause, then play then press 4

  • @BazookaDeCum you can click 1 , 2 ,5 ,6 etc. it just changes scenes.

  • @allthecrazystuff I know, but 4 was the funniest.

  • That's quite offensive really. Just broke up from a three year relationship with my boyfriend and that didn't make me feel any better. :(

  • @duddersthedog

    OMG i was so offended about this video that i just pooped my pants!! LOL no dribble poo stain

  • you have really yellow teeth.

  • very funny how he look himselfs in the camera mirror while recording =D

  • you sohuld make a video on how to spot a decent guy and or girl

  • danny! you didnt call us lemon drops you dont love us anymore :'(

  • First video I see of you? Where were you before? Why didn't I see you before?! You're hilarious.

  • Hay danny could you do a show about what it would be like if pigs could fly

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Y)

    danny .... <3 rasturaš xDD

  • hahah whoa u look Asian with the mask on lol

  • He likes 2 swear alot lolz

  • If relationships are like buses, then I think I live in a town with no public transportation =(. That sucks....I hate to walk alone.

  • @jorandb thats y u live in a ct where girls make up half the population

  • Are you influenced from jim carrey

  • I want some of what he's having.

  • I'm just sitting here laughing at the comment war about Germany under a Gradual Report video on breaking up.

  • yellow teeth

  • this guy is an idiot. if your heart is actualy broken it just makes you mad to see someone with so much pep and cheer

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  • Screw this, I'm a genuine guy, never cheated on anyone and never dated once. Girls always pick the jerks, let them. And then when they're looking for a nice and fit guy and overlook me completely (despite the fact I'm 6'3" and muscle from head to foot) then they just end up suffering again. Keep choosing the assholes ladies, and enjoy being treated like dirt.

  • @SohnvonChristus i think they r overlooking u because u r a nazi, and Jesus at the same time lol look at his profile

  • @jamiewcwgsynet Nazi? What on earth gave you THAT idea? 17 of my grandfather's family were in the german army, never committed any atrocities, and I can't be proud of them? What makes you Americans any better? Sheesh what's wrong with being Christian? It means I'm eternally safe. You've killed people for no good reason too you know! And I'm not Jesus, I just happened to like that picture! What do you suggest, MY own photo? And let some hacker steal my identity. Brilliant....

  • no i didn't think you were jesus by yr picture but by the stuff on yr profile and im not english or american and haven't killed anyone no matter what u think

  • @jamiewcwgsynet I am not talking about YOU personally, I speak of the Americans in general, the British in general, and the French in general. You must be one of those, because no one hates Germany more than those three Allied countries, and of course they have no legitimate reason for doing so. 60 years later, and they still mock us and laugh at us, even as we help them! Sick Allied countries.

  • @SohnvonChristus im american and I dont hate germany...where do you get YOUR info from

  • @jamiewcwgsynet And furthermore, I AM NOT Jesus. I didn't die on a cross, nailed through the hands and feet, beaten to a pulp, flogged until my back was red with blood, and I never had a crown of thorns pushed into my head. I can't even imagine suffering that. I also can't imagine visiting that sort of torture on someone. And if you aren't British or American, what are you?

  • @SohnvonChristus UM....not all americans hate germans. as a christian, you shouldn't say things in general about a WHOLE country like that. I personally have no problem with germans, and i'd like to travel to germany one day. and I am a christian as well and i feel who ever that was that called you Jesus must not understand the pain and suffering he went through to save us from Hell. further more, I am an American that doesnt hate germans, and truthfully has no reason to.~Karah(not Madi)

  • @kAraHmADi9798 You're right. I did generalize. I was wrong to do that. I apologize, and I respect those who stand with Germany. I usually ignore people that claim I would imposter the Lord. I am sorry for what I said. And thank you for your understanding. This comment war is over.

  • @SohnvonChristus It's okay=) i understand why you'd be upset. and i generalize too sometimes so no worries about that.

  • BAD ADVICE!!!!! BAD ADVICE!!!!! MY FRIEND JUST KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!

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  • od birača nikad jebača / slabom kurcu svaka dlaka smeta

  • Jim Carrey, much?

  • dont tell people to kill them selves......they might go crazy and try to kill their school nurse like i did but yeah good video

  • make a video on how to hide your farts

  • That helped a lot >.>

  • can you do a video why we fart and to make it funnier how to fart

    :D :) :D :) :D :)

  • I would love to punch him in the teeth.

  • hey. danny. i luvz u. kthxbai

  • or go with option c, do something worth while not waste time on useless relationships.

  • Danny i really like the guy with the sleeping mask ... or whatever that thing is ....!! xD

    OH MY GOSH .... WHO WAS THAT .... WHAT DID HE SAY ... I BET IT WAS DANNY IN A MASK TALKING TO HIMSELF

  • I love this guy. His videos are all coated with jokes, but his points are actually legitimate and helpful.

    Better than 95% of the shit on Youtube for sure

  • You look tired as fuck.

  • that acually helps thx danny :]

  • relationships are a deadly cycle, if you've never fellin in love DON'T the only way to fall out of love is fall in love with someone else. then what happens when they break your heart... and the next and so on and so on TILL YOU DIE!!!!