one time in class i tried to hold it in, my stomach was making that unbearable grumble sound and it was so embarrassing cuz we were doing a test and the class was really quiet, so the class could hear and i was playing denial and i wanted to make an excuse to leave class but i didn't want anyone expect it's me even if they did, it was soo embarrasing
yea i started farting like 42 times a day ,it really lowerd my self essteem cuz i knew that wasint normal and i was in class at the time,turned out i waz constipated :P
i just want to know somthing. in my school we are fed junk food alot and if we dont eat we get in trouble. And we always eat stuff that would make you pass gas. i want to know how to AT LEAST hold it in longer!
no, this is not stupid. the point of the video is to tell you that there are ways TO MINIMIZE burping and farting if you wanted to. There are certain foods and actions that you do that can Increase burping...so in order to minimize burping...we must decrease those foods or actions. Thats the point.
But I love chewing gum very quickly while sucking on hard candy with artificial sweeteners, while smoking, and while drinking a carbonated puree of milk, onions, apples, beans, and broccoli, all while wearing some poorly fitted dentures...
But I love chewing gum very quickly while sucking on hard candy with artificial sweeteners, while smoking, and while drinking a carbonated puree of milk, onions, apples, beans, and broccoli, all while wearing some poorly fitted dentures...
But I love carbonated beverages, gum, hard candy, dairy, apples, broccoli, and my food contains artificial sweeteners because I eat light products sometimes.
Smoking is adverse for your health. With each puff you take, you fill your system with thousands of toxic chemicals. It's no wonder men and women desire to quit smoking, but it's very hard. I came across an effective way to quit smoking, youtube wont let me post it here so I put the link in my profile.
Avoid foods such as onions, beans, broccoli, apples? this video is stupid, the reason y these foods make you fart is because they are foods high in anti-oxidants, meaning that they are literally peeling the shit stuck on ur intestine walls therefore creating farts, if your not full of shit then theses foods wont make you fart. Farts indicate that you have rotten shit in your system so cleanse your system thats the real way to avoid gas.
@Torchic956 no it doesnt!!!!! its PETA theyre freaks who dont want us 2 drink milk kuz they think it like hurts the cow or somthing pus in it is jus fucking bullshit
pretty much they are saying: don't eat, stand up at all times, get hopped up on over-the-counter meds, and hold your breath while you eat, and walk a lot........
For some reason, the way that guy is rubbing his stomach is pissing me off.
ihatenumbers987 13 hours ago
this video is basicly saying, kill yourself dont eat.
MrErtan999 1 week ago
Yup my dentures are sure not fitted right haha ??!!!
manshawtymona 2 weeks ago
one time in class i tried to hold it in, my stomach was making that unbearable grumble sound and it was so embarrassing cuz we were doing a test and the class was really quiet, so the class could hear and i was playing denial and i wanted to make an excuse to leave class but i didn't want anyone expect it's me even if they did, it was soo embarrasing
MiMiCherii1 1 month ago
i just clench my ass
Mouseguy44 2 months ago
I have a gas pain right now probably coz i ate a bag of sweettarts and was chewing gum
Bratty848 2 months ago
Next : How to Drink
TheToploaderwasher 3 months ago
ima do the opposite of this :D
stevo1357911 3 months ago
@8justin88 hell yeah im dumping and watching this. XD
PleaseKillPerry 5 months ago
yea i started farting like 42 times a day ,it really lowerd my self essteem cuz i knew that wasint normal and i was in class at the time,turned out i waz constipated :P
94oGs 5 months ago
i was drinking a smoothie through a straw when it said not to use straws
deedmyster 6 months ago
i just want to know somthing. in my school we are fed junk food alot and if we dont eat we get in trouble. And we always eat stuff that would make you pass gas. i want to know how to AT LEAST hold it in longer!
CuteKittensAww 6 months ago
this is so stupid everyone farts and burps so u really cant do anything 2 prevent it
baguinaldo1630 6 months ago
@baguinaldo1630
no, this is not stupid. the point of the video is to tell you that there are ways TO MINIMIZE burping and farting if you wanted to. There are certain foods and actions that you do that can Increase burping...so in order to minimize burping...we must decrease those foods or actions. Thats the point.
ohnoyoudidntx 6 months ago
Ok so i got this down What cant i eat?: everything according to howcast
prettypanos 6 months ago
i stopped the vid at diet
imsocoolurscared 7 months ago
jeez what can you eat and drink?
thewowbud 7 months ago
i just love reading the comments on these videos lol
rockerchic99 7 months ago
15ppl farted so hard they shit themselfs
POPCORN26385 7 months ago
Peach cobbler guy! gotta' love him :]
Mandm15140 7 months ago
oh and cut back on all healthy foods
slightlyinsaneXD 7 months ago
poor guy has to be in a video about gas and constipation :/
slightlyinsaneXD 7 months ago
or...you can fart and say exuse me
backwardstudios1023 7 months ago
Don´t hold it! Go to wc and let it out!
Ps. No asperin and beer together!
Suvikki74 7 months ago
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Suvikki74 7 months ago
You can lose weight by Farting?! Then Why am I heavy?
MilesPichuLover 7 months ago 2
then...i gess u cant eat anythin
difficultjustice1 7 months ago
thumbs up if ur taking a poop while watching this
8justin88 9 months ago
@8justin88 What The F.ck ?
lamarheath 7 months ago
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But I love chewing gum very quickly while sucking on hard candy with artificial sweeteners, while smoking, and while drinking a carbonated puree of milk, onions, apples, beans, and broccoli, all while wearing some poorly fitted dentures...
I've never had any problems.
TheWazzup299 10 months ago
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But I love chewing gum very quickly while sucking on hard candy with artificial sweeteners, while smoking, and while drinking a carbonated puree of milk, onions, apples, beans, and broccoli, all while wearing some poorly fitted dentures...
I've never had any problems.
TheWazzup299 10 months ago
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TheWazzup299 10 months ago
1:22 he farts at the doctors office!
neilhd100 10 months ago
Even though its gross i wait 1 day before drinking soda and the soda is at room temp
daygamer56 10 months ago
i can fart for like 5 minutes straight, but that's b/c of this medicine i'm on, haha
tuddyfruity4 11 months ago
@tuddyfruity4 LUCKY which medicine is it?
123pixieboo 9 months ago
@123pixieboo plaquanil
tuddyfruity4 9 months ago
@tuddyfruity4 ok
123pixieboo 9 months ago
But I love carbonated beverages, gum, hard candy, dairy, apples, broccoli, and my food contains artificial sweeteners because I eat light products sometimes.
HELL NO! I'm not cutting that out! D:
ChocoCharlot 11 months ago
Smoking is adverse for your health. With each puff you take, you fill your system with thousands of toxic chemicals. It's no wonder men and women desire to quit smoking, but it's very hard. I came across an effective way to quit smoking, youtube wont let me post it here so I put the link in my profile.
finallyquitsmoking 11 months ago
he farts a lot
poodle937 1 year ago
"how to make gas"
step 1: watch this video
step 2: do the opposite
Klonezeehx2 1 year ago 3
Is he pregnant? He's touching his belly all the time in such an unusual way...
ScarsOfTheFallen 1 year ago
PIKACHU
Torchic956 1 year ago
lolz
montes87439 1 year ago
lolz
montes87439 1 year ago
Diet?! Helll no!
CherrySoulz 1 year ago
if gas persists for more than an hour you're supposed to consult a doctor?
adelaiderain 1 year ago
how to get gas-
you will need-
beans
step 1- eat as many beans as you can
step 2- FART YOUR ASS OFF!
did you know- an ass is a donkey?
cpman26 1 year ago 5
i cant cut back on artificial sweets
mslivelovelaughable 1 year ago
15 ppl still got gas
mslivelovelaughable 1 year ago
so you want someone to say hey doctor yeah your meds are making me fart
LexiBandGeek 1 year ago
Sucking on hard candy? ok what? .. lol
GWbodycount 1 year ago
Use coal pills, it's very helpful in calming an upset stomach
DanikROFLCopter 1 year ago
0:33-0:40 OK, OK, I CAN'T
Danilko100 1 year ago
i thought the red phone he picked up was a candy apple. dont ask why ಠ_ಠ
KamiKazeKrepe 1 year ago
UR SON RIPP IS ON LINE TOOT!
minimidget2000 1 year ago
Avoid foods such as onions, beans, broccoli, apples? this video is stupid, the reason y these foods make you fart is because they are foods high in anti-oxidants, meaning that they are literally peeling the shit stuck on ur intestine walls therefore creating farts, if your not full of shit then theses foods wont make you fart. Farts indicate that you have rotten shit in your system so cleanse your system thats the real way to avoid gas.
FatalBlueFlame 1 year ago
Whenever I have to fart, I hold it in but that makes my stomach grumble and everyone thinks I'm hungry cuz it's like 4x louder than normal gas. O_O
candygrl36 2 years ago 27
@candygrl36 same! how do i stop it????? anyone???
MooMooKTProductions 1 year ago
@candygrl36 IKR i get embarresed usally wen it grumbles its loud in my class so sometimes i get lucky
kittycat42300 3 months ago
or.. you can just learn to deal with it
unclesoflaugh 2 years ago 4
STUPID!!!!!!! Telling you to cut back on such healthy things like brocilli, and milk!? This is bull!
Hairsprayxoxoful 2 years ago 4
Milk isn't very Healthy. It has pus in it. I read it on PETA'S official website.
Torchic956 1 year ago
@Torchic956 no it doesnt!!!!! its PETA theyre freaks who dont want us 2 drink milk kuz they think it like hurts the cow or somthing pus in it is jus fucking bullshit
whatthefizzsticks 1 year ago
@whatthefizzsticks Oh, and you like drining Antibotics that you'll eventually be immune to when you need them?
Torchic956 1 year ago
I farted as I watched this and I'm sure to do it again.
Shebumdevi 2 years ago 146
@Shebumdevi LOL I FARTED TO LMAO
Yppy26 1 year ago
@Shebumdevi So did I :)
DragonmanThe222 11 months ago
@DragonmanThe222 same here!!!
jakeclark1012 9 months ago
@Shebumdevi same for me
NOTYURBISNESS 7 months ago
So swallowing air makes you fart....but what if it smells really bad? Like so bad it makes your eyes water? How to remedy that?
nixie1986 2 years ago 6
haha 23 times a day yeah right more like 23 times an hour
mayrawolfy 2 years ago
did you forgot normal adults gas 23 a day average i fart 23 every 5 hours or 8
ronquillo2 2 years ago
i'd hate to be the guy filming this
dramagrl1996 2 years ago
if u donwanna fart - drink water with a spoon
xomiakas 2 years ago
Meh just let the gas flow... It's natural...
KnightKiller1000 2 years ago 3
A rabid dog is natural.
SalehUddin1986 2 years ago
Ew. Nasty chest hair.
Blakelolwut 2 years ago
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Wow, he's ugly.
OdeToNecrophilia 2 years ago
So pretty much you can't eat food and have to stand up all the time?
FrostyFetus 2 years ago
pretty much they are saying: don't eat, stand up at all times, get hopped up on over-the-counter meds, and hold your breath while you eat, and walk a lot........
ARTONY92 2 years ago
true true true
Penguinboy1995 2 years ago
Wait wait wait, don't eat, and hold your breath while you eat?...
voicedify 2 years ago
you will need:
a new pair of clean underwear
thwipp 2 years ago 88
@thwipp Step 1: Fart as much as you like.
Step 2: When you finally fart so much that your poop, switch into your clean underwear.
georgedodia 10 months ago
progressive ad on a how to prevent gas video rofl
ShugglesStuff 2 years ago
I can't burp whenever I want too :/
xxloserface194 2 years ago
I seriously just ripped the loudest fart ever while watching this... and I'm a dainty girl... I don't know where that came from...
juicypop 2 years ago 4
ironic,your user nam is juicypop
xD
crazzygirl100 2 years ago
just stick a straw up your butthole, so everytime you fart it makes this painful, windy sound
jogeryjogo 2 years ago
@jogeryjogo Or maybe a whistle?
santajimi 2 years ago
You would know from experience, wouldn't you?
IAreMean 2 years ago
i dont like this guys hair
seygra20 2 years ago
the music is funny and it fits this silly video lol!
RavishingRedheadd 2 years ago
his hair is awfullll
shay1112 2 years ago 3
LOL I thought it said intentional gas. I had a wtf face the whole time.
tyler1820 2 years ago 2
haha.
pksmb1120 2 years ago
did you people whatch that episode of southpark about the spontainious combustion? just fart when apropriate like as a joke
johnnyh117 2 years ago
he rubbed himself like 50 times
MunkQoo 2 years ago 5
I like this guy who's been in the recent vids. He's funny :D
PattyMMelt 2 years ago
then hold ur fartzzz LOL
gmanuber 2 years ago
howcast show me
HOW TO DO A HOME ABORTION
supermanxevan 2 years ago
1:20 hairyy chest!
butterflykizzes12345 2 years ago
i just farted O.o LOL thats such a wierd vid
lucalukita16 2 years ago
i will fart when i need to
mosquitoskateboarder 2 years ago
Beef and pork are the worst..
CallMeShady009 2 years ago
Fruits work well for me.
And milk is bad.
Yuxzi 2 years ago
they must of paid this guy bank to do this video!
mexifaith 2 years ago
Since when do we pay people banks?
Johndoe024 2 years ago
It's an expression!!!!! Okay:)
mexifaith 2 years ago
i was farting watching this
and i didnt even realis is was farting untill 6 seconds while i was farting
lol
michaelwindsurfer54 2 years ago 2
I'm a girl ? I burrpp >:D
xxloserface194 2 years ago
You do both. O.o
ImAnErectopus 2 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
omarfeelingfood 2 years ago
14-23 times a day?? holy shit thats alot i dont fart that much maybe 2-4 times a day lol
T3stTub3Boi 2 years ago 4
Usually If I have either Coffee or Milk in the morning,,, Is over for me.
GmanL18P 2 years ago
yes u do. At the latest when take a dump :P
Incuby 2 years ago 2
yeah right.....
andza87 2 years ago
Does this video qualify for "going green."
Probewitch 2 years ago 2
omg morons saying first ahhh run every body ruuuun
mikcand 2 years ago
HA NOW I HAVE FIRST
darkuser123456789 2 years ago
i can swallow air when i want to :P so i can burp whenever i want rofl
uut0 2 years ago 4
haha you can do it to =p
same here :D
vandread3555 2 years ago
i once burped the alphabet xD
uut0 2 years ago
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OMG 3rd COMMENT!!!!
6feetdownedge 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
first is lol
link211211 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
first HAHAHA
jack6769 2 years ago