Apology to Ann Coulter

[cantaloupefandangger]

I dont need to masturbate, I get to throw my hotdog in your mother's piss lips whenever I want.

[ignoremenoworelse]

pwned

[lucilinburhuc666]

haha "i won't tell them you're a man" that was just awesome :)

[kasper8ball7]

i was going to say something funny but my damn burger fell apart and i forgot what i was gonna say. fucking lettuce.

[thebadroo]

I cannot see how your not laughing at yourself, if i was you, i wouldnt be albe to say that all without laughing.

[deviantwitch31]

..the love banana.... ^,..,~

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

Lol how do you think of this !!

[Kylianvb]

Thank you for all this information my master, I needed it.

[AbSeNtImEnTaL666]

LMAO "What I meant to say was you fuck yourself slowly with it two handed like you're jackhammering old asphalt on a Mississippi chain gang." xD!!!

[sarahewright9]

you should give that frigid woman a taste of your love banana, master! then she'll...hehe...loosen up xD

[hyperguido]

Hahahaha!

You fuck yourself slowly with it two-handed like your Jackhammering Old Ass-wtf on a Mississippi Chain Gang.

Thats just the best one-liner ever!

[masticatingcarrion]

LMFAO!!! HAHAHA!! Right on Master!!!! :-D

[Katalyzt]

The P.S. was hilarious!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha!!! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[wecatante]

i liked the "PS" part  :D

[imnotgod666]

hes so damn funny! XD

[ThomasRowsell]

how come you have a slightly american accent? your from berkshire right? fairplay for cussing coulter - she is a shit

[zotrablue]

dude never appoligiyse unless your ozy priminister jon howard (for stolen generation)

[HangmansJoke112]

I think Kevin Rudd actually did the apologising ;D

[zotrablue]

dude i live in australia i know rudd opologised im saying jonny didnt (and he should have ) duhhhh

[HangmansJoke112]

Whoops sorry mate

i interpreted your statement wrong.

[maltagrl]

ahh don't mention stuff like that..it might create problems. Other than that you are the most original and funny guy I've ever seen, and a great entertainer.

[jamierourketen]

i'm lost for words!

[gabogordo]

Great work, Greetings and salutations from Mexico

SALVE SATAN

[Gabrielle2392]

I hope you go places man, because I just LOVE it when you post new videos!

[jrd2007march]

this dude cracks me up

[4OClockPlague]

bloody hell thats amazing

[alaughingfreak]

mastur-bator...

[oneak]

hail satan!!!!

[DamnationGod]

Has there even ever been one second where you haven't been original? Fuck, five stars! No one does it like the master of metal!!

[XxtruevampxX]

Shit man I have to agree with you my gut still hurts!

[aphterphoto10]

Pretty hateful. Anne Coulture makes money by saying shocking things. Build a bridge and get over it.

[iaminchrist3]

Well this guy does it for free. He should get more credit if anything, lol.

[GayBoiDem]

wow

[ilovegoths14]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha lol this video soooo funny nice 1

[Mortello]

Anne Coulter is the ragless shitstain loser who's better off with battery acid down her throat and strangled with barbed wire. She can do herself and all her confederate allies a favor: she should join nascar and crash herself into a brick wall.

[ginothehitman4]

I felt a magnetic power that made me press the sub button....i live in the land of metal goin me,won't you....Gino

[wevetra13]

Love the sound effects...*sigh* I've been telling people for years that Ann Coulter was a man, and now that you've outed him, master, I feel vindicated!

[tonywwolf]

Master...ur the best!

[XillduceX]

I like fish.....

[robstuk666]

where do i sign up. dude! AWSOME

[ProjectRoadKil]

Oh dear.... :/

[magenta667]

sick and twisted as always. i love the imagery XD.

[greendaykid10235]

roflcakes

[BadLettuceDotCom]

You're right. Her fingers do smell fishy!

[DocNibbins]

your a master of dirty words as well as metal

[TaiNan88]

I love your style Master, crude and offensive as it is.

It's that rare combination of eloquence and crassness, of course that's about as welcome in some circles as a box of cayenne pepper powder at a dildo convention, but so be it.

Funny takes, is there some kind of classic satire school you take you inspiration from?

[circleofdeath]

im in love lmao your awesome and hilarious

[KavernKitty]

lMAO ! You slay me but then again thats what you had in mind isnt it?

[deathawaits13666]

HA Best Ever

[noman000000]

holy shit man..you are mad,,but i love it..hhaaa haaaa...lol

[soadfan345]

ps i wont tell them your a man lol

[kyral210]

The best thing you have said in a long long while! Republicans are going to be owned next year (ps - download the 'countdown till bush is kicked out gadget for windows vista)

[Variamonten666]

annie just got owned!

[barryperrins]

Brill!!

Wanna be my script writer !!

[ukp42]

Lmao!! Another classic from the master!! =)

[fluffy981]

you are one crazy mother fucker!

i love you man!

hehe, keep rockin'

[iggy35]

I never stop!!

[linkinparksno1fan]

lol it gets better every time... fuk what am i saying?!!? its the fuking best ever!!!!

[ZenithXLT]

lol!! wow, I would be honoured if I was insulted so geniously...

[bloodyfist443]

He does have a point we all do masterbate (and if you say otherwise your too young, old, or have your hands tied up to a rock with the ten commandments on it) Hail The Master!

[jensbjoern]

Arrrhg!! LOLOLOLOL XDXD

[LimblePwns]

LOL

[citizenkong]

Oh my Annie. . . . I so want to bend that chicken legged wench over and give her the high hard one!!!

[jedi1josh]

Funny as Hell! And I should know, I've been to Hell, it's full of rainbows and farts and clowns with noses swollen like Satan's balloon on a warm sunny day...and brimstone.

[firetu]

LOL

[Birdtrooper]

Hey, I don't master bate... :p

[firetu]

pssh, yeah right.

[66shadymilkman]

Excellent!!!!

[Strophanthus]

I have that bracelet.

[Sterlng]

I hate that Coulter bitch!

I believe everything you said about her is true.

[JoeSomebody2]

How does the Master of Metal know her clit is like a rotten apple? :o

Huzzah for masturbation! :D

[robtran]

Perfect target!