This reminds me of a time when i was in kindergarden there was a bathroom in the clas, it echoed everything that happened in there. One day, i had to go. I knew that if i stand up and pee, everyone would here me peeing a fucking tsunami, but i was smart so i sat down and peed so it would hit the bowl and not make a sound. unfortunately, my ass then said " I need to drop off my kids" and there came out the shit, and it made loud splashes. now, i am haunted by the smell of shit every time i go by.
LOL When I was in 1st grade I remember walking into the ONE bathroom in our classroom and there was a chick taking a shit in there and she yelled at me! xD
my gosh, I turned on the closed captioning, and this turned into the most hilarious bit of gibberish ever. Restroom was taken as "Russian"... "I had to go to that Russian so mad." And also something about Bella Timmy...
and, "Okay my teacher's namewas miss brown's whose leader marriane massacre..."
I remember once I shit in my pants in second grade, and during breacktime I waited for everyone to go outside. Hopefully, no one noticed I was still inside the class, so I took advantage and cleaned myself with my best friend's chair =/ ... >:D
why? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS!? that is the absolutely most horrifying story that i've ever heard and I've heard many trippy and disturbing stories i'm over the unease of a previous story but now it's been replaced by a whole new level of ugggh! i'm going elsewhere to try and forget about shit.
i remembered something like that that happen 2 me it was that i was in kindergarten or something like that.i told mi teacher if i could go to the bathroom
i went there and i only remember having mi pants shitted with mi dipear and going to mi teacher and the next thing i remember was being in mi house clean and watching that stupid dora the exploradora.
"She told me to turn, but I WOULD NOT." For the wrath of Nobunaga was raging within him. He would no longer be ANYONE'S bitch. He... Has awakened to his true self.
well dude once when i was in recess i had these pants, with buttons on the sides... we were going to go inside... the school.... i decided i would sprint to the line, that goes into the school... the pants un-buttoned... i quickly tried to button them back up but i said wait... i cant start at the bottom, let me re-button the top buttons first so it didnt look like someone pantsed me... i think no one saw me... a kid may have seen me at the corner of his eye, but his eye was not fast enough 2 c
I know a kid who shit himself( he was 8 years old) and didn't know it for about 3 hours and you could hear it swishing around and he would be talking to people too. so you would just hear *squish squish*
rofl, i kinda had the same story, except i went to the bathroom, took a shit, didn't know how to clean up, shoved my ass with toilet paper and walked crooked the rest of the day. I was in kindergarten by the way :P
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Besties1991 3 months ago
Just go commando for fuck sake!
SyferFire 3 months ago
This is funnier when it's aniamted
XDNighthawkXD 4 months ago
travis... you can waitBUTSHEDIDNOTKNOWICOULDWAIT
KajinGnX 4 months ago
"Unfortunately...I shit my britches."
LOST IT SO FUCKING HARD
0800Batmobile 4 months ago
This was some funny ass shit. No pun intended :P
MoTuWeThFrSaSu 6 months ago
Luke sounds like beavis
mthatguy1111 6 months ago
Someone tell Dane Cook he can learn from the master.
efgragin 6 months ago
Smack that bitch back into the kitchen for flipping you off! Fuck nah BITCH.
sarahdemona 7 months ago in playlist 4PP
WAHT THE FUCK
KappaMummy 8 months ago
waaaait, I heard this story before...it was a stand-up comedian...Travis, you're a sneaky one!
AwsomeInbreadMonkey6 8 months ago
That happened to me except i just walked out of class and walked home screw what the people said i lived only 2 blocks away i just walked out.
DeOnlyChi 9 months ago
i remember this story lol its been animated for 4pp. its called 4pp animated - travis has a story
desider59 9 months ago
This reminds me of a time when i was in kindergarden there was a bathroom in the clas, it echoed everything that happened in there. One day, i had to go. I knew that if i stand up and pee, everyone would here me peeing a fucking tsunami, but i was smart so i sat down and peed so it would hit the bowl and not make a sound. unfortunately, my ass then said " I need to drop off my kids" and there came out the shit, and it made loud splashes. now, i am haunted by the smell of shit every time i go by.
H20fulman 9 months ago
ahahahahah fuck one of my all time favourites i love this video
foster6993 10 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
shougoh 10 months ago 2
The pleasant music from the Viva Pinata makes it all the more better of a "crappy" story. xD (Shit puns ~)
CommentFactory 11 months ago
Unfortunately... I shit my britches... from laughter x) lol
cherrycreamredlips 11 months ago
trouble in paradise as Travis fliped himself
benrasilim 11 months ago
Is five times better with the viva pinata background.
jhxl13 1 year ago
with all due respect, it sounds like you are making love to the microphone throughout this video.
thepwnd1 1 year ago
thnk u travis . u have amused my evening. <3
darkscarygothicotaku 1 year ago
Why not just toss the underpants and go commando the rest of the day?
I know three people who did that; one was my father, and another was me, as taught to me by my father.
BloodRawEngine89 1 year ago
THIS is the story... OF A HERO >:I
pabloinsky 1 year ago 21
i think they were looking for shit xD!!!!!
horderulzforever 1 year ago
What an... enthralling story. :D
TheWeirdPlant 1 year ago
1:33 lol @ closed caption. "packing first-grade communist chinese"
kylezaking 1 year ago
oh my god
rgauvey 1 year ago
oh my god!
rgauvey 1 year ago
that must have sucked
muttonchomp 1 year ago
luke sounds like a fag
mcm203 1 year ago
Closed captioning " I was ashamed" turns into "alice chain"
BushBlowss 1 year ago
some popovich was in mike tyson for about fifteen minutes..... captions are soo wrong :D
betterthanyou12321 1 year ago
LOL When I was in 1st grade I remember walking into the ONE bathroom in our classroom and there was a chick taking a shit in there and she yelled at me! xD
MidnightGrunt 1 year ago
my gosh, I turned on the closed captioning, and this turned into the most hilarious bit of gibberish ever. Restroom was taken as "Russian"... "I had to go to that Russian so mad." And also something about Bella Timmy...
and, "Okay my teacher's namewas miss brown's whose leader marriane massacre..."
Goblins911 1 year ago
This is like some kind of campfire horror story 0_o
emselurniak 1 year ago
"Its like fucking your sister and people finding out about that..."
WTF TRAVIS????
D3w10n 1 year ago 3
the music and squeaking in the background made this story so great.
Internetz is serious business.
BonBon3589 1 year ago 4
FUCKIN LOLED
watching726005 1 year ago
Fuck Luke.
ChiaMonger 1 year ago 3
I remember once I shit in my pants in second grade, and during breacktime I waited for everyone to go outside. Hopefully, no one noticed I was still inside the class, so I took advantage and cleaned myself with my best friend's chair =/ ... >:D
wanttoseeaghost 1 year ago 5
Bro story cool.
theblargh151 1 year ago
what a lovely story
legefy 1 year ago
I may smell like shit, but I HAVE MY DIGNITY
mercifulkyle 1 year ago 18
what the hell is he doing with the mic?
dibrenn3432 1 year ago
@dibrenn3432 its called adjusting it
darlthris 1 year ago
@darlthris thanks for the info man!
dibrenn3432 1 year ago
Same thing i thought i had to fart ( i was in kindy ) I shart my pants.. i put toliet paper in my pants and my parents picked me up.
imapallylol2 1 year ago
@TheSkelwor true true
popsterbob 1 year ago
sooo kids said cus words when u where in 2nd grade?
popsterbob 1 year ago
@popsterbob I did
flamingsmilesofdoom 1 year ago
Should have taken a moment with snickers.
Take the word that best suits your meaning of gross and then say it at the end of the video.
EbonOcelot 1 year ago
luke if u see this screw u
popsterbob 1 year ago
the words shit and jazersize do not go well together,ever.
gamerEli917 1 year ago 2
why? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS!? that is the absolutely most horrifying story that i've ever heard and I've heard many trippy and disturbing stories i'm over the unease of a previous story but now it's been replaced by a whole new level of ugggh! i'm going elsewhere to try and forget about shit.
LordKnightMare 1 year ago
he sounds like the joker
brettdmason 1 year ago 5
i have never ever bin to the toilet in school, in 10 years not a single time
MonsterMalle 1 year ago
@MonsterMalle Thats the smartest thing to do in your life
undisputed4life 1 year ago
@MonsterMalle happy 10th birthday!
hidrokiliak 1 year ago
@hidrokiliak the ten years ive bin to school im older than 10
MonsterMalle 1 year ago
@MonsterMalle with that grammar.... doubt it
hidrokiliak 1 year ago
@hidrokiliak noone saind that to me on my 10th birthday (2 years ago)
popsterbob 1 year ago
@popsterbob your 12... and what is this
hidrokiliak 1 year ago
That sounds like me in 1st grade, execpt I was skinny.
Bigboss1432Lol 1 year ago
This guy shit his pants in the 6th grade on the bus. Everyone remembers
Teedumz 1 year ago
I wouldve just took off the underwear and flushed em....I wouldve went commando but then again we didnt have common sense back then..
Megadeth36176 1 year ago
That blew my mind
ProAtEverything123 1 year ago
"I was ashamed.." *awkward silence*
xStarlessxxNightx 1 year ago
"I refused to turn! I REFUSED!" travis is such a rebel !
Dune1884 1 year ago
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RaggedyMimiga 1 year ago
Going potty in the first grade, is like... fucking your sister. It's a no-go. You just don't do it.
CWCTH1RT33N 1 year ago
[O_O]
MWSoup 1 year ago
Travis the potty pants lololol
MULfilms 1 year ago
LOL funny ass story i had the same problem in 1st grade but like the shet came out my shorts lol ahh so horrible
Ghost4LifeAndEver 1 year ago 2
but what does that have to do with viva pinata xD
travis is awsome hahaha
oly355 1 year ago
"Im nobody's bitch, i may smell like shit but i have some dignity." LMAO! Travis is hilariouse!
and we have the same name Woooooo!
HelloTravis23 1 year ago
I was hungry before this.
sqwrrlta31stest 1 year ago 2
that luke guy at the end sounded a lot like Butthead from beavis and butthead
elZiltcho 1 year ago
Hmmmm kindergarten + shit + viva pinata? = awesome
clanhollywoodhal0 1 year ago
funnyest shit ever i think i pissed a little
MuphynDragon 1 year ago
poor Travis T_T hug*
randomboostsuperguy 1 year ago
and after that i never went back to a fucking school bathroom.NEEEVEEER!
exept that time in sussex school but thats another story.
anbert6831 1 year ago
i remembered something like that that happen 2 me it was that i was in kindergarten or something like that.i told mi teacher if i could go to the bathroom
i went there and i only remember having mi pants shitted with mi dipear and going to mi teacher and the next thing i remember was being in mi house clean and watching that stupid dora the exploradora.
well told mi story.plz reply mi comment
anbert6831 1 year ago
"I was ashamed"
...Damn that Luke...damn him
KenzieKaddl 1 year ago
@KenzieKaddl Mwhahaha I am luke
maggot4life63 1 year ago
cool stor-*shot*
damn dude. i feel for ya.
daniel13789 1 year ago
a good 2 feet tall...
Mrhanzax 1 year ago
@ 0:43
DO NOT WANT!
deathangel1490 1 year ago
Bhahaha
Ahhh shit I lol'd so hard.
:P
TAYLORROXS3 2 years ago
"She told me to turn, but I WOULD NOT." For the wrath of Nobunaga was raging within him. He would no longer be ANYONE'S bitch. He... Has awakened to his true self.
sean692369 2 years ago 66
And thus, the persona of Nobunaga was born.
Poor Travis :'[
Eva1337 2 years ago 3
...and once his teacher faced the wrath of a god, she knew his name was...Nobunaga.
Lunarthewolf 2 years ago 3
Poor Travis =(
MsTwinkle101 2 years ago 4
hahhahahahahahahahaahah ... lol
TheGentleman18 2 years ago
Cool story bro.
scorptatious 2 years ago 3
The Viva Pinata music made this even funnier.
33plissken 2 years ago
Playing recorders in 1st grade was really fucking stupid and the songs you could learn were fucking gay!
GlibBluedevl64 2 years ago
i have this game
tkemen40 2 years ago
a 1rst grade fliped you off?! wtf
Slinker19 2 years ago 44
@Slinker19 its first grade or 1st grade not 1rSt GrAdE
doom1killer123 10 months ago
@doom1killer123 i didnt say 1rSt GrAdE i said 1rst grade i guess dont have to be such a grammar nazi i dont even remember making this comment
Slinker19 10 months ago
@Slinker19 If your implying that the number 1 means fur, then you are a 1ry :P.
doom1killer123 10 months ago
@doom1killer123 think you've had to much to eat sleep it off under your bridge or walk it off
Slinker19 10 months ago
Almost exactly what happened to me in kindergarden. Except there was no poop just pee. :^}
fullofluff 2 years ago
Travis you and Brad are my favs and somewhat nick sometimes
TTheResponder100 2 years ago
jazzercize lol
adeadterroristx 2 years ago
i laughed my way through that
Fuutonquick 2 years ago
It's just kind of a fun thing, you know?
fluxyify 2 years ago
LMAO XD
NintendoQuest 2 years ago
"I am nobody's bitch" LMFAO xD
Impulseification 2 years ago 6
Is that how he became the way he is today?
Alexraaar 2 years ago
@Alexraaar lol >xDDD That's an awesome way to make a legend... Batman gets his parents killed, Superman flies through space...
The Legendary Nobunaga was borne after he shit his pants in first grade.
Best. Beginning. Ever.
blubberball 1 year ago
this was the single funniest thing i ever heard (L)
Beccapoliceclub 2 years ago
luke sounds live butt head
HBSnaruto20 2 years ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i feel sorry for u man lol
lilsicko650 2 years ago
poop
lilsicko650 2 years ago
Cool Story, Bro.
beesnipe0 2 years ago 3
well dude once when i was in recess i had these pants, with buttons on the sides... we were going to go inside... the school.... i decided i would sprint to the line, that goes into the school... the pants un-buttoned... i quickly tried to button them back up but i said wait... i cant start at the bottom, let me re-button the top buttons first so it didnt look like someone pantsed me... i think no one saw me... a kid may have seen me at the corner of his eye, but his eye was not fast enough 2 c
vicktrickly72 2 years ago
I know a kid who shit himself( he was 8 years old) and didn't know it for about 3 hours and you could hear it swishing around and he would be talking to people too. so you would just hear *squish squish*
Insanity4025 2 years ago
he sounded like butthead at the end :)
Gurrdawg 2 years ago
I shit my pants in first grade...
PacoTacoCommentaries 2 years ago
Riveting Tale Chap
KookzintehHouse 2 years ago
best story ever
wangstick 2 years ago 2
nothing better than a poo story
Davestaysfly 2 years ago 2
the background music of this game fits in perfectly for this story.
Tysoncampbell69 2 years ago
Poor Travis...
XD
dmond93 2 years ago
TRAVIS. DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?
...
i was ashamed...
Hikenoace88 2 years ago 10
I lol'd so hard. :D
Arcterion 2 years ago 3
epic ending.
holywarior13 2 years ago
I like the little Pinata worms just crawling around when he's telling the story. XD
Katarochan 2 years ago 6
One kid from my gym class had a shit all over the floor playing basketball 1 day.
Tysoncampbell69 2 years ago
rofl, i kinda had the same story, except i went to the bathroom, took a shit, didn't know how to clean up, shoved my ass with toilet paper and walked crooked the rest of the day. I was in kindergarten by the way :P
Shizzy77 2 years ago 27
remind of when joker told his story
bully190 2 years ago 3
"You wanna know how I shit my pants?"
Lunarthewolf 2 years ago 7
thats fucking gross lol "theres no fucking way i was going to clean that up"
autokiller851 2 years ago
I love the music in the background lol
Alphamalet 2 years ago
"i may swell like shit but im no 1's bitch"LAMO 6:00
garrfe 2 years ago 7
good choice dont fucking turn around
autokiller851 2 years ago
cool story bro =D
ridjf 2 years ago
when he said " travis did you shit your pants?" he sounded sort of like beaves
colorjump 2 years ago 8
lmao
patherboy34 2 years ago
Is every 1st grade teacher's name Ms. Brown? I swear that was my teacher for 1st grade and a different one for my 5th grade art.
PoopingDragon 2 years ago 3
good story man
misterbadguy99 2 years ago
I dont want any1 to see that nasty ass bulge
xXChakra2o9Xx 2 years ago
I pissed my self in 1st grade, because my teacher wouldn't let me go. I swore revenge on that bitch... but then snack time came and I forgot.
ColbertGamer 2 years ago 72
@ColbertGamer same shit happened to me
but i shat my pants ):
at least i got to leave school early
Florjan57 1 year ago
What I want to know is what his mother said when he got in the car. XD
BETWEENTWILIGHT 2 years ago 5
"i may smell like shit, but i have some dignity"
best. quote. ever
ENM173 2 years ago 62
lmfao!!!!!
hnguyen1991 2 years ago
very funny
MLGKillimanjaroKid 2 years ago
dont worry travis, i shit my pants in third grade twice so your not alone
RegdarTheWarrior 2 years ago 17
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Am I the only one who thinks Travis sounds a hell of a lot like Dane Cook? Even the manner with which he speaks? o--o'
ALittleMoore100 2 years ago
except theres a difference, travis is actually funny
goldengeckodave2 2 years ago 2
That's very truueee.
ALittleMoore100 2 years ago
Travis, did you crap your pants?
InvaderZooych 2 years ago 2
theres a kid i know who always pisses himself, and hes like 10
mynameiscam1 2 years ago
What happened next!!! haha i wanna know!
IAmBoop 2 years ago 5
LOL RFLO SHEAD TEARS OF LAFTER
trantente 2 years ago 3
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lol wow, thats unnecessary to tell us. but you have to feel for him.
doghawker 2 years ago
wow more and more noobs quoteing what he says....
AlexXandXAmi 2 years ago
THAT SH!T WAS FUNNY AS HELL
g3mafia2 2 years ago
lol but i'm sorry man
ITZURBOYBEBO 2 years ago
is this partly why travis is messed up?
darkassasin66 2 years ago 16
I shed a tear .... that story touched me ...
juwontiwo 2 years ago 12
i look for the recorders or the guitars but their not there!
SpamSpu 2 years ago
OMF LMFAO!!!!
eternaleclipse19 2 years ago
same thing happened to me man
th3rof1copt3r 2 years ago
is nobunaga telling the story
x9xkenadrien 2 years ago
yah. nobunaga = travis .... i think.
DammitJamesX 2 years ago
Yes, Travis is Nobunaga
CrazyHamDemon 2 years ago 3
Its a shame that the story had to end.
JKenda11 2 years ago 7
so the little kid in 1st grade said,"Travis... DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!"
AntStrangler 2 years ago 6
Indeed "Trouble in Paradise"
kylebidd 2 years ago
tis so strange how well the music fits the story... >_>
redoubt9000 2 years ago
Yer but Travis ur jst Awesome
1jackjack1 2 years ago