Delia Smith makes a doner kebab

[jonwhyte92]

What a piece of shit, I wouldn't eat that. And not everybody coviently has a spitroast thing in their chicken either

[caramelrocket]

that is hilarious!

[lasgirasoles]

This is clever! How did you make it?

[elitept]

A kebab 'Reasonably english'? LOL.

[SexyGourmetChef]

Are you serious?

[yarbas89]

worst doner kebap I've seen.  Stupid fucking bitch. Reasonably british ? hahaha. cunt.

[Cytacon]

@yarbas89 It was the 70s, what did you expect?.

[tracer1024]

@yarbas89 Its as British as a Curry or Fish and Chips

[TheLadyLloyd]

This will take two hours...lol

[thetapeworm]

I'm amazed she didn't manage to open a chain of kebabatoriums on the back of this.

[GAM08LFC]

Is this real? How can u tell?

[redzer06]

was so drunk on sunday i ditched a girl that was a sure thing to stuff my face with the most beautiful doner kebab iv had this year

[mrburb]

Very clever!

[xTheClairvoyantx]

worst doner ever... for better one watch?v=QHvrkqMei4c

[PorkIsHalal]

KEBAB is reasonably English??????? LOL That cracks me up

[armaganaktan]

reasonably english??? a good friend once told me, when u have to say it u have to say it.

!!!!!excuse me motherfuker!!!!!

[ReplayButtonMolester]

thats a funny looking kitchen

[BabylonWhore666]

Genius - I was actually wonderingh how to make doner kebab - and thought it most queer that Delia was making it lol

[Smokey4one]

Excellent spoof

[studas2011]

my old friend: dry cider haha pisshead

[numafc]

Racist fuck

[vitalbits11]

I would like to see her eat this sloppiest of concoctions.

[Bilwar1]

mmy recipe call a take away shop and ask for a donner kebab with garlic sauce ;)

[simpleearthling]

fuck delia she,s a cunt

[DemoraX]

i wanna see delia make a bacon butty!

[BroadwayRonMexico]

REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES

[mefenho]

You love chilli sauce don't you ? Holly shit that can kill a mexican midget...

[XJeev13X]

I could live on donnar kebab tbf XD

[danyy1777]

tarfa proasta

[iammrtung]

yeah , made me laugh a lot xD

[PaulValenciaSpain]

This has got to be an April Fool gag LOL

[lottybourgaize10]

Oh dear lord... THIS IS NOT REAL KIDS!! idiots. Good editing though, made me laugh alot.

[cypriotenglish]

She is stupid, she thinks because English people eat Doner kebabs it becomes theirs!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Doner word means "it turns" in turkish hence the name, This is surely a Turkish meal and history proves it with the mongolian and Turkish empires in the past including the conqueror of Rome in Attila the Hun!

Delia go back to school love! lol peace

[xwalshyx]

@cypriotenglish ITS FAKE U KNOB

[cypriotenglish]

@xwalshyx First of all please try to be civil, there is no need for that type of language, second of all after hearing that part i stopped watching so i would not know if fake or not!

Anyway peace!

[Assassinsn]

lol. kebab is Turkish food. And doner.

[chilliconcarnie1]

LMAO GOOD EDITING LOL

[undeadkiller9]

all wrong i am englsh they are not made like that at all

[BoltaVS]

@undeadkiller9 um... doner kebab is not an english dish

[TrowbridgeHardcore]

is this takin the piss?

[Iamfukenripped]

LoL took me a while untill i saw the meat on the spit... then i was like Heeeey Hold on here LOOOL this is amazing tho LMAO.

[kespec]

if i was left in a island alone i would want 3 things with me; kebab kebab and yet again kebab.

[ukstevey]

Lol first i was like WTF - but very clever ;)

[ukstevey]

wait - delia cooked a kebab? :o

[rencrow]

Jolly good show. Quite smashing really.

[M400fan]

LOL! Two hours to make a doner kebab! And did you see how many WHOLE green chillis she put in?!? Would blow your mouth off!!! And for those who haven't realised, it's a spoof with the shots without her face spliced into real footage of Delia - brilliant stuff. One of the most underrated TV shows in the UK!

[britturk123]

@zommyzainab i think the turks stole from every country especially arab and greek quisine but the one thing i think i can say is turkish is the keema doner not shawarma, so im protective zainab.

[craffte]

i love how she doesn't bother taking half an hour to gently and daintily rest the utensils on the counter tops like they're sleeping kittens, as i see to often on cooking shows (martha stewart's bland, waspy drones). when she's done using something, she simply drops it to the side. ALL about the FOOD. well done Delia!

[britturk123]

bloody hell delia puts on three stones in the middle of making this kebab yea it must be a joke video

[britturk123]

is she on drugs, reasonably english if thats the case we turks are taking your cornish pasty and rebranding it the istanbul pasty ok delia? and you cut the kebab like a bloody beefburger are you crazy ? bloody hell luv you,d be bankrupt if you owned a kebab shop. stick to caseroles and pies. But delia you were cute back in da day honey pie i kiss you lol

[rabbiteh]

is she late for something?

[YEEBZ]

I have a group interview at Waitrose on Monday and have the possiblity of being asked indicidually who is my favourite Chef. Can anyone give me any good information about Delia Smith that I can use for my interview?

Thanks

[lolitsManni]

@YEEBZ She's a woman.

[UKimpact]

are u serious , i would have to rearange my kebab and i think i cut it myself thanks lol

[TheDietCoke123]

How is that gonna take 2 hours

[MrMono360]

lmao a good fake!

[castorel]

She was a hot chick but terrible as a cook...and you can't call that thing on the stick, meat!

[adam553598]

@castorel you are a fucking retard that meat on a stick isspecial kebab meat it is the same meat just they use the stick to cook it evenly

[castorel]

@adam553598 Special shit maybe, you have no idea how meat looks like, take a look: youtube.com/watch?v=eBfFXBDzYd­0&feature=related

Don't act like a faggot, watch and learn twat!

[dreamdoll1988]

i like that put lettuse onions and peppers in the pocket this will take 2 hours????wtf lol

[btnheazy03]

if my cooking abilities were as horrible as this, i'd drown myself in dry cider, too.

[btnheazy03]

that was the fastest 2 hours of my life

[Betelgeuse3000]

I always thought she was really hot!

[jasc1453]

only Turkish Döner Kebab is good..

[loveelle94]

hahahaha its so realistic.

[TropisLT]

I WANT THIS KEBAB o_o

[lillywhite07]

Looks like a pile of shit hahaha

[painey86]

quality video, top editing! i can just imagine delia tucking into one after a few pints of her dry cider "lets be aving you!"

[btnheazy03]

the british can't cook even if their lives depended on it

[moewishaw]

@btnheazy03 yeh but it's okay becasue Brits will eat anything. Literally anything. They don't know what good food is to be honest. Shame.

[btnheazy03]

@moewishaw she doesn't even know the difference between "finely chopped" and "thinly sliced"

[Idnarmadur]

"This will take two hours" xD

[nhgtube]

This sucks.

[flatleythebard]

Grab a chilli donkey and supply many heated roots. Give a slurp, raise to gas mark 75.7 and wham in the kangaroo chuff. By this time, you should have a really monstrous Wubble U Petal ongoing in the background whilst char-grilled beef spangels are offgoing with time delays of 0.5 milliseconds. Add black pudding. Roast until the Wizard of Oz breakdances with the white rabbit and you feed your head. Eat while hot. All your base are belong to us.

[EaSy358]

this kebab sucks ... u should come to my city and eat a real one.

[Vasyukov]

Döner kebap - "reasonably English" - not quite!

[TheCandyMan01]

I don't understand how this is English. She doesn't even make a good kebab!

[bigcipote]

que cutreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e

[EdwardPBone]

You'd probably want to cut off the chili stems before including them in your kebab. Just sayin!

[hasratroyhana]

BLAST FROM THE PAST

[PartyAleks92]

disgusting :(

[director2013]

reasonably english??? hahah i think she's been hanging with her old friend dry cider a bit too long.

biyatch

[Critchy39]

There's nothing i enjoy more than animals eyebrows after a long hard drinking session

[cosmin5678]

stupid bitch

[Cytacon]

Turks all over the world are facepalming.

[Zitozu]

including me i guess

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

@Cytacon I think its called masturbation usually

[majorace21]

my friend looks like a kebab

[IrmaCerrutti]

Mummify for thirty minutes at gas mark five or, kaleidoscopically, fillet the Wensleydale carapace at the mercy of the badger. Apply a tourniquet and render unconscious this commis chef if lusted after, massaging at boudoir frenzy for one to two hours, before rutting inside the chimney for twenty minutes.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

R U a meth head?? haha

[IrmaCerrutti]

Unzip the cannonballs, sculpt into despicable trollops and climax for ten minutes in the haemorrhoids ointment. Garble the syringed and galumphed foreheads and invigorate for a further five minutes. Pervert the debris and allow to climax for a minute or two before gradually perverting the warmed pus, chugging saliva. Pervert the cracked Wensleydale and smack and knock into shape inside a lubricated smoking glamour puss, excreting the stagnating Wensleydale slaphappy.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Six slagheaps of cracked Wensleydale smack.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Half a hip flask of pus.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Two wafts of cream cracker debris.

[IrmaCerrutti]

One sack of foreheads.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Two dribbles of haemorrhoids ointment.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Two cannonballs.

[ZZZYoureBoring]

Jesus Christ, She doesn't know what she's talking about.

[Bierduvel]

Well that certainly isn't kebab bread.

[noel2711]

"My old friend, dry cider".  Somehow, I can believe that.

[mimesify]

'this will take 2 hours' lol it says that in all of them :P :D

[datzfast]

she likes thick meat stuffed into her slit pocket, with a sloppy ending. my kind of woman

[Redline748]

I was a bit concerned for a second then could see it was a hoax, very good though

[chettooo]

lol, no sosege, litle meat, only green-salat, and pepper ? lol, its like hamburger...and meat is also very thick...it must be more thinner...:) and this bread is not doner-bread :))...i think its very dry now...

watch this one

watch?v=QHvrkqMei4c

[ivh1968]

thats hilarious.

How did she stay so serious?

[badzo54321]

emm IS THIS A JOKE?

[JupsuD]

Sounds like Nigella Lawson.

[an5200]

really funny!

[pauldonald]

wow this must be a joke lmao

[fukdyamum]

instead of fucking about, you could just walk around the corner and pay some fat hairy Turkish guy to make you one, simples!

[Junije1]

They're expensive...

[fukdyamum]

expensive? there like a fiver from any chippy!

the one she made was more expansive.

[fukdyamum]

oo I didn't realise you was American, that explains a lot, you don't have chippys do you? or nudity in newspapers, or full English brekky, or hotpot's, or your own language, just McDonalds, doughnuts, hot dogs and high cholesterol.

[Junije1]

I'm not even going to bother replying to your comment...

[fukdyamum]

you just did

[datzfast]

you can tell eveything about a woman sex life by how she puts a kebob together,

she starts out very dry. and ends up a sloppy mess. reasonably english id say.

[johnedsel]

Who the hell has a spit roaster in their home? Probably the same people who own Pizza ovens or Sushi conveyor belts.

[Fckstyre]

i looks so strange a white woman making a kebab it have to be a turkeys guy or something

[qlight]

Mmmmmmmm... That's Deliasmithocious!!!

[eatlaughsing]

Who would have thought it! Silvena Rowe brings Turkish recipes more up to date - search "Silvena Rowe borek" for a yummy savoury pastry recipe!

[Assassinsn]

Turkish Kebab. And Turkish Döner. And Turkish Yayık Ayranı. And Turkish Lokum. And Turkish Pişmaniye. And Turkish Baklava. And Turkish Cevizli Sucuk. And Turkish Kestane Şekeri YEAAAAHHHH...

[adrianpopa1]

Oh my god! I Like this doner kebab!

[crazyfukk18]

DEICIOUSSS!!!!

[markyboythewolf]

Largeboy Doner for me ugly bitch!!

[hans3125]

AAAAARGH STOP COOKING!!!!!! chilisauce NEVER on top. where is the cacik?

[oneindapink]

You want salad chille sauce mate?.....

[thibaulthalpern]

why is it always "from hungarian goulash"?

[doykinbass]

hahahaha

[Tw4tz0r]

CUMON....LETS BE HAVING YOU

[chillijoe]

Lmfao. I thought it was real until i saw the first post. Mind you DS is a stuck up wench anyway

[jpjames1]

I just realized its a joke

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

DUH PEOPLE, it's a fuckin joke...

[FluffHeading]

STFU

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Heres an idea, why don't U shut the fuck up.

[jpjames1]

Elvis lives in your pants

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

But he don't though

[Wardimus83]

Looks like a dogs dinner, no where near enough meat! Ive always thought cabbage is better to use than lettuce as it doesn't go brown from the heat of the doner meat.

[datzfast]

she make that sandwich like sex, fisrt rather orderly then building to a sloppy climax.

[mewgeta2009]

something english? döner is from turkey. But thiss is not a döner so

[MrTonyVG]

oh yes she makes me so horny!

I've been beating my meat to her for the last 20 years and it is been the best meat shredding experiences in my life. wanktastic!

[KosovaStylez]

iiiih man das ist eine beleidigung für den kebab e so hässlich.

das ist neimals ein döner

[Forgothesyrup]

no comment

[bulldogbigg]

wtf if she gave me that kebab i would smash it in her face GO BACK 2 COOKING CLASSES U SILLY COW never did like her and now deffo never will lol

[istiklalcaddesi]

=))) lol

This video should be called "how not to make kebab"

Kebab meat is never meant to be that thick, but it was nice to watch her trying to cut that kebab...

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

Its a joke! Really do you have this machine in your kitchen?

[istiklalcaddesi]

lumpybruisychickeny1 YOU ARE A FAG!

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

istiklacaddesi YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE! you also like to rape chickens. You pay prostitutes to spoon feed you your own shit, which as it happens is made from little boy doner kebabs that you buy from the foreskin merchant because you like little boy's foreskins don't you?

[istiklalcaddesi]

Chicken U R A FAG that reAlly hurts u yeah?

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

istiklacaddesi think of something else then get back to me. I'll give you a sporting chance, lets see if you can use that thing you use for wanking to think up a new line maybe with more syllables.

[istiklalcaddesi]

chicken UR A FAGGOT!

Well I never use this language to anyone who respects me and does not pick on me for no reason but a FAGGOT like you kept leaving silly comments on other videos and finally bang on this video as well you purposely reply to my entry.

So go get fucked. If you were a reasonable person you would not keep replying to me directly but you obviously have issues.

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

btw this video is edited from two different places and people the sound is cut and all in all is a just a joke not for information check the website of the uploadeder . All things aside I only saw your comment not your name I am not that perceptive. If you don't believe me look at the dress with her face and the one with her hands. also listen to the irregular speech patterns. Original comment not to insult you, just to inform

[begamn]

she doesn't know it

thanks 4 the video

[jamesergun]

looks like a pile of shit

[JtG2164]

All you need to do it go over to your kebab roticary, as everyone has one in their kitchen. lol. wtf.

[sophiespazzface]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

The majority of youtube noobs think that this is real.

Brilliant.

[cheesespin]

seriously mate this is fucking funny stuff people think is genuine!

[datzfast]

dry fucking bread can kill a man

choke to death on it .

women cannot cook worth a shit

[datzfast]

pita pockets suck,

[tinyeric]

Brilliant editing. Fucking funny!

[LordOfCt]

buh.. she sliced the meat way to thick

she has no idea

+ kebab is turkish not english or whatever she said XD

[orangeman1234556789]

doner kebabs are  turkish!

[gordyboy18]

The kebab, reasonably English?

WTF?

[bobmorrice]

haha

of course everyone has a take away sized kebab skewer in their kitchen

i'm sure delia is still old friends with dry cider

[djyogas]

girl... you should come here to poland and taste a real doner istambul....

if someone will make doner like this for me i will put it deep in my bin.......

1 star for you

[Bjarkexx]

Hmm, that llooks disgusting, hoped its better other places!

[zrenjanin2]

What the Fuck ? this piece of shit in bread looks so disgusting :(

[Wuggl3z]

bit of a stingy kebab, its all salad no meat,

[LEONSMURAVSKIS]

Where can i buy the large doner stick from?

[bigdonkeydicks]

"Served with my old friend dry cider", brilliant...!!! Good roughcut fella...!

[cosmina11]

pff?

[TheSecretChannel]

chilli sauce=wind=edit

[TheSecretChannel]

Yummy pockets but I'd say Delia Smith has more style in the cuffs.

[banditligroin]

The meat doesn't look like meat, good lord!

[voon100]

LMAOOOO! Brilliant stuff!!

[DeJaVuFiRe]

Turkısh doner

[anglesea2]

I don't think this is really Delia. I can't believe she would show how to make a kebab! Also, you can tell that the audio has been edited.

[aliate]

esta tia de ke sale ...........de los 70, vaya pinta tiene , me kago en Dios

[philees]

there are some fuckin idiots out there...thanks 4 the editing lesson.

[KaiserSauzee]

For all the idiots saying it's not really her - OF COURSE IT ISN'T! STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS!!

[winnuk]

omg like, lets meet up. like omg. i think i love you i know your gay. lets get togetherxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stop being a pie.