Eye of the Pizza Rolls

[texasholdemholden]

you are an athlete man !

[sppadde]

37 people don't like pizza rolls

[5eltanke5]

I challenge u to eat 75 hooters wings. BEAT MY RECORD!!!

[5eltanke5]

I'm 1/10th ur size and i can outbeat u anytime, ima make a video of my training for my eating contest, Ur going down tubby

[ferretgeneralken]

Wholy crap, I'm pretty fat but even during mid winter when I'm inside all day I'm only like half this kids size. How do you even get that big?

[Gdawg3213]

He's out of breath from eating? 

[finalfictionwriter]

Video looks suspiciously jumpy. Also suspiciously against physics and biology. I'm a fence sitter here, I don't think that I believe this guy did this in one take.. Hmm.. : /

[Raab3rt]

I challenge you to stop being an attention whore and lose weight you fat fuck!

[sawdow168]

im ashed to say this makes me want pizza rolls

[MR2NDAMENDMENT2]

jesus he's fat

[mullefuk]

he is the man!

[WiiLink89]

now suck 40 penises in a row! yahh!!

[B3ASTofBRAY]

pacman munch munch munch munch

[nellygannon06]

he died

[Roughneck152]

I now understand the "staying hungry" line of the song.

[TeamRedz]

he died?

[DMac604]

back for more

[ChestRock555]

get on stevia homey

[etard82]

gawd he cant even lift the bag of pizza rolls without getting out of breath

[panzuman]

um thats not that hard like seriously im 175 lbs and i can deffinately do that

[6satans6son6]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

[BiGBEARFAN23]

listen that is not any way to treat yourself

[maximcaron]

I don't want to be harsh but this is pretty disturbing, he shouldn't be eating that much considering his state.

[nothosaur]

@maximcaron Actually, eating 42 pizza rolls under 2 minutes is a sensible, low-calorie, low-fat, balanced, healthy meal with no processed ingredients for this young man who is obviously getting more than enough exercise to burn it all off. I see nothing that can possibly go wrong so long as he keeps this up consistently.

[finCheppa]

He's enjoying them too much.

[Incestopher]

I CHALLENGE YOU to make a video where you see how long it takes you to cram an entire bag of pizza rolls up your ass one by one.

[blackleafproduction]

@Incestopher ha ha looks like he did that  in the outtakes lol

[survick]

@Incestopher too late i did that already

[lmjsclone]

@Incestopher bigboytoys: There gonna come out that way anyways

[MrToAoX]

Challenge...run a mile! You know your lifestyle is a horrible one. It is possible to eat like a pig and not look like one. Don't have kids.

[ZoNOneDK]

he isnt dead man ,fail.

[xSinderElliex]

Thank god the snorlax is dead.

[bphutchins]

lol he's not dead, he's still got his own post code in glen burnie, mD

[panzuman]

@bphutchins lol he means lunchtyme

[Kingmag3]

ROFL i <3 this song... its my 2 favorite things: pizza rolls & eye of teh tigrrr!

[webwizzard]

3 large milkshakes in 5 minutes

[DivineForcesBro]

He did not die, he was just on G4 lol

[pjm5057]

Wait... this feed bag is dead?

[fatmrwoowoo]

You is one fat ugly fucker.

[mostrix123]

you are. not "you is"

[neft16]

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!

[OldSchoolGamer1203]

I may be Fat, BUT JESUS CHRIST! NOT EVEN I EAT THAT MUCH!!!!

[Reddtape90]

he was in inspiration to us all

[welchie111]

..He died? are you serious?

[jmax857]

man did he die? prolly all the asholes on youtube telling him to kill himself.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

OR cos he was so fat? and im sick of people going oh it was peoples fault for makin him feel bad, i've had loads of shit sed to me but u just ignore it and laugh

[junkietomato]

I call it natural selection

[TuRdSandwitch18]

yeah the food selected him 2 die lol

[junkietomato]

no that's not natural selection.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

well wth were u talkin about?

[danny312515]

no jag off, he didn't die. search face book for justin heard

[patrikgeorg7]

Thats... FUCKING AWESOME!

[KeiraSpears]

aaahahahahaha what a fat ass bro!!!!!!

[SMyD77777]

He didn't die, did he?

Because I just watched a new episode of Tosh.O and this kid was on there, he ate like 3 canned chickens it was pretty nasty...

[epocolypse1]

this guy is just doing wat he finds he can do best. that being said im shure alot of u guys have no lives and well hes trying 2 make one for himself. tosh.0, is a freak'n funny show and im positive hes the only one here thts been on any kind of tv. so pack ur crap and move out of your mothers basement and get a life. thnx.

[TheNewCeltics]

He must have shat bricks after that

[MenchiTheDog]

pizza rolls most likely oozed out rather than actually bricks..or just think of it as eating a slider.

[krillefrille]

goddamn that's disgusting :S

[DotAxxftw]

FAT ASSHOLE

KILL URSELF PLZ

[LilKapo818]

im skinneyer than u and i can eat faster than u

[scribblz11]

u didn't do it in 2 min. nice tray tho

[breakdownchalle]

he sounds horny when he eats O.o

[sharp937]

"R.I.P. Big 'lunchtime' Mastadon 1987-2008" lollollollollollollollollollol­lolloll....

----video description. 

and BigMastadon

and he favorted this video too!

[LEFEVERstudios]

that was hot

[elsalvatge]

espero que te de un infarto! gordo de mierda!

[markvanlintel]

how about running a 100 meters in under 2 minutes :)

[kiddj2005]

Obama is the anti-christ.

[Roadball]

I'm sorry, but I think somebody should shoot you

[Nautiiliius]

check the vid description

[rvervuurt]

Do you think it's weird you're so fat?

I don't...

[saikodave]

I've got a challege for ya... try to loose 120 pounds you fatass!

[milsorgen]

For the love of God start reading the nutrition facts and adjust your habits accordingly!

[lonestardoa]

He tries to pretend that those last few are hard to stuff down. But we all know thats like only half of what he would have normally ate.

[MultiNobody3]

I looked it up online, there are only like 1,500 calories in 40 pizza rolls, about the same as a Carl's Jr. 6 Dollar burger and fries. You know he has two of those meals in one meal and 6 meals in between meals.

[diggarmetall]

tjock

[Heaszone111]

The eye of the wock.

[SpirtualSuzie]

lmfao i hate you but your a funny fucker the music with video is classic

[thestick169]

Did it died?

[knite2005]

no he i dont think so. he uploaded a second vid this vid was uploaded in 2008 and he uploaded a second vid in may of 2009

[thestick169]

Cool story bro!

[thestick169]

America at its finest

[MultiNobody3]

It's the StayPuft Marshmallow Man !

[22Kerki22]

Very fat, but also very skilled

[LichTear]

He ain't dead idiots.

[amrfts]

he will be if he keeps doing crazy shit like this

[LichTear]

I am too surprised that he have not yet collapsed from a stroke or something like that.

[nexusdb]

ready.... set!..... HEART ATTACK!!!!

[II42008]

ROFL this fatfuck is retarded

[RevokedSpirit576]

this is gross i saw this on web soup

[Jesse6566]

He died....

[Bluedeanie]

He favorited this video.

[OIvey257]

Well u took longer than 2 minutes...but accomplish yourself on being a fat mother fucker....

[IzzyWinklePants]

YOURE ALL SO FUCKING FUNNY D:< I hope you all grow some balls and learn to have some pride in yourselves and stop picking on people to make yourselves feel better. sorry sacks of life.

[Newton2222]

You big fat fuck!

I salute you. Great tits.

[WafflesArePhat]

FAT ASS

[wyattstarfag]

story of my life

[cheyenne6661]

ha ha ha ha for real

[MultiNobody3]

Just went to their site, there are 220 calories in 6 Totino's pepperoni pizza rolls, 100 calories from fat which is 1,467 calories in 40 pizza rolls, 667 fat calories. It's about as bad as a big double cheeseburger and fries.

[beenenm]

Wow, good info. To be honest, that's a whole lot better than I expected.

[yeshuajohin]

This guy is Win for Heart Disease.

[mouthwashrules]

I actually heard these things are fat and calorie free

[Chappe87]

looks all swetty from the begginning... Hard to open the pizza roll bag?? :)

[072758714]

nice music to pump you up

[XJimmeX]

is he sweating ?

[spot1997]

can u drink 50 oz of water n 130

[Rexonic45]

YO biggie was up ^_^

[crossett6969]

your fat

[FatalPost]

This is how it's going to happen;

Cause of death: eating his fat ass to death.

[sverker65]

oh god his mom must be proud 4 rasing such a nice boy....

[SyrannosaurussTumo]

RIP

[watinthefuck]

u forgot to say: YO ADRIAN I DID IT!!!

[SakuraHaruno34]

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol nice

[GLENYOSTLOVER]

francesco totino killed this man

[WhiteDeVil3]

Username of this big fat waste of life is

BigMastadon.

And yes, I am disgusted with him and what he does.

And if I could I would put him in a cage and drop him in the middle of Africa.

[602KusH]

king of cholesterol!!!

[paleman37]

he dident die guys xD

[jakmeoff4000]

once i went to mcdonalds and there was cum in my burger so i gave it to my friend and he didnt no y but he ate it

[Millenxz]

he still a live and eating sheet like the best !

[spgdsoad11]

BigMastodon is still alive.

[Spaghettiiiiiiiiiiii]

Retsupurae's comments on this 'challenge' were hilarious.

[CRAZ0R818]

Yeah!

[VeryInteresting2day]

IHe is sooo amazing!!!

At how he can move his jaw like that

If you listen closely you can hear him almost fatigue from all that chewing!!!!

[mrfrinx]

i could eat like 5 of those and then i couldnt eat more:S

[nastynate1337]

hes not dead lol

[Texifornia13]

He logged in hours ago to his profile...he's not dead.

[HappyPker123]

I don't really know if hes dead or not but maybe his friends or family logged into his account not him.

[teelistrill]

On his account "BigMastodon" he made a recent video chugging down a 24 oz smirnoff

[jakmeoff4000]

he probly ate his family

[Millenxz]

ROLF xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Solado]

He actualy thinks being a fat fuck is an achivement ?

[AuroraRain995]

Can I poke your chins w/ a stick?

[captainkeys10]

i can see why he died

[Kingboo696969]

heres a challenge why dont u get 15 double cheese burgers and eat them in under 2 minutes

[rabbirapist]

did that fat fucking tumer die ?

[connorman10]

lol

[cjm502]

He is alive..... Go look at his last log in date.... DUR!

[RootbeerPirate01]

really?

[legacyofarcon2]

you know this guys username?

[warkiller715]

BidMadason something like that, just lookup pizza roll chalange youll see it

[teelistrill]

BigMastodon

[IPeedInYourButt]

WHAT A BEAST

[MarioMan0204]

lol i saw this on web soup

[RootbeerPirate01]

really?

[pizzababy1234]

died eating to many rolls

[RootbeerPirate01]

really?

[seraphx20033]

this cats dead?

[bloodriotiori]

this guys' description says R.I.P? did the guy actually die?

[BitterPoetMadman]

Nah he was just in intensive care for a while. He's back on his channel now chugging alcohol!

[bloodriotiori]

that's flat out stupid lol, but hey, w/e makes the guy happy i guess.

[BitterPoetMadman]

Agreed

[paleman37]

i feel bad for him :(

[MadinaLake247]

jesus, i can only eat like 10 of those at a time. you are officially the king of pizza rolls

[vickersfan]

lol wow eye of the pizza rolls. poor pizza rolls. now totinos is gonna get flack and hafta go outta business!!! T^T

[lizardman458]

hes not dead lol

[xCoreProductions]

1:15. He came.

[BishopCQ]

why other countries see americans as overprivelaged, lazy fatasses. heres a new challenge: run 40 laps around your block, Shamu

[BitterPoetMadman]

I don't see how him eating pizza rolls on youtube affects your life in any way. Good job on being a douche though.

[BishopCQ]

no it doesnt affect my life directly, but it sickens me that we glorify this stupid shit regularly. if u think this is "cool" or "awesome" then fine thats you, but dont criticize me for expressing what i feel is the truth. read a book asshole

[BitterPoetMadman]

I don't think it's cool or awesome. But it doesn't affect my life. So why should I care? Let people be. He's not harming anyone except himself.

[chuckdiesel]

what if the book is a cookbook

[RootbeerPirate01]

really?

[MarioMan0204]

yeah lol

[xXxBrittkneexXx]

just watching this makes me sick. :\

[FlatLinePulse]

He didn't die,

he just posted a video last month,

look on his youtube account

[cheesytoenail1]

o shit he died -_-

[gstafasho]

LOL HE DIED PWNT!

[cheese27happy]

how did he die

[battleboy126]

i didnt kno he died

how nvm thats a stupid question lol

[StonerSaint420]

I've watched this video twice now.

I feel better about my weight now.

[ShroomsCat]

bro. your hella thin.

[438MillionBC]

Hey, to each his own...but it's still disgusting in my opinion.

[Slashta]

RIP pizza rolls

[aceofashot]

lol yea...

[stpimpin123]

did u throw up after?

[KrimsonKro]

I say being a fat ass is a hell of a lot better than being a Raver, Emo, Cyber bully or even Canadian. Keep up the good work, dude. As this rate you'll be able to dominate eating contests and probably make good money from it.

[xDaiserz]

wtf, Any of the things you named would be better than being mistaken for a whale.

[cheesytoenail1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO good job , i bet so many girls waant your number now

[BladeOfAnon]

BOOOOMER!!!

lol ending the greatest, "damn that was rough". Lol not for this fattass it wasn't, he just wants you to think hes hardcore. I love how he cant even b