The 2007 Internet Tough Guy Contest

[biohazird5]

So im guessing this contest is closed...

[cheersandbooze4u]

shoryuken256 won tough internet guy award in 2008. Who will win it this year? Wait..  Make that the troll of the year award

[boogerguys]

JOHN WELCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animalia1985]

some kid kept talking shit on xbox live and made a big mistake and told where he lived which happened to be only 30 mins from where I lived. he was 16 and I dont feel bad about beating the shit out of him.

[paydafee]

was he a nigger?

[animalia1985]

a wigger.

[Findecan]

sure you did...

[Breetastic]

haha i was thinking the same thing

[A86]

99.999% of people (of any race) who make racist comments from anonymity are e-thugs/Internet gangstas.

[Arynidius]

Let the lulcows come.

[Arynidius]

For my hurt pride! Attack the internets!!!!

[BriggsRed]

Lol so much slo-mo, what is this, 300?!

[BrasilNYC2007]

Nice effort to make your point, but dude that video is soooo redundant. You made your point in the first minute, the rest was just a waste of time.

[anon4234]

I'm gonna track your IP and cum 2 ur howse cuz ur a little bitch and I hate yoo.

[PimpinnWoW]

looked like he was playing runescape lol

[BeholdMyStrength]

That damned little song at the end....I've heard it a thousand times yet I can't think of it's name...what is it?..XD It's quite catchy...

[filmdude89]

I know right. It's like right at the tip of my tongue too.

[HereWithout]

I think its popcorn or tetris techno version cant remember wich of them it is :)

[Docus254]

It's "Popcorn" by Hot Butter

[danielod]

i would fuk up anyone,come say that to my face faggots

[princexchaoz]

right lmao

[HyperSonic1987]

Lol they're not all "Phat" XD Some of them try to translate their physical prowess on the inernetz, which is laughable because noone gives a shit XD

[JayCutler4MVP]

I've been an internet tough guy for a while now.

No one will ever fuck with me.

Internet Toughguy FTW!

[zodiackilla]

Ronnie Coleman

[Ephyrus12]

Reminds me of the kids on Youtube, Halo, Runescape, and everyone game. What a coincidence, right?

[FormidableFoe1]

too bad this didnt have a big turn out...good vid still

[vyse102yahoocom]

lmfao

He breaks the keyboard and gets hit in the head with the escape key. XD

PRICELESS

[tmec420stoner]

14 years old...that disqualifys most keyboard warriors...at least mentally

[Masonto8]

A tuff guy wouldn't sweep that shit up,And instead of getting angry at a keyboard he go punch someone within close range.

[Cheeseforall]

Wow, just because you can use proper punctuation does not mean you are more intelligent. haven't you ever seen the crazy German kid? lol look at that then talk to people about your so-called "keyboard violence". go write a book about it then some mistaken, ill-fated person might find and read your ignorant comments.

[Dagorath1123]

OMG NOES HE BROKE A KEYBOARD I'M SCARED.

What a moron.

[azzguy55]

yeah "Dagorath1123" i can't believe you fail for it. he wasn't trying to be serious.

with a name like that, you sound like a kid who plays dungeons and dragons.

hahahaha

[Dagorath1123]

No, sir, I do not play dungeons and dragons. I wrote my own campaigns, thank you very much. Still, anyone who enacts violence against inanimate objects is, by my definition, acting like a moron. Whether they do so in jest, or for fun, or because they are, in fact, a moron, is entirely irrelevant to my position.

I would be happy to continue to look more intelligent than you if you so wish it.

[darerhian]

azzguy55, u must adress him as dagorath the wise! :))

[MarkSamurai5]

i wonder if u did a tele/cell phone tough guy contest

[rickyfartin]

i am the tough champion.. ask phat critic.. my video rules ;)

[PimpMyReich]

Zip it you fat pussy.

[kodakclassof06]

Awsome

[espshane1]

Honestly I dont want to umm rain on ur parade.. but i have a semi-pro 8-2 MMA record..I will own Ur fatass..... I fight in the light heavyweight class 205 baby.....

[sumoclownbaby]

You probably fight like a bitch. Real fighters fight in the street for honor, not in a cage for money.

[DramaTubeFag]

How ironic an internet tough guy posting threats on a video making fun of an internet tough guy.

[azzguy55]

okay

[Ben0087]

so i guess this contest is closed now

[ThePhatCritic]

No closed, Im just not announcing the winnrs, that and Im not getting many videos, there were a bunch in the beggining and then things just slowed...Next January Im starting a new contest.

[RiseToHonor700]

fuck the UFC

[PennyRoyaleTea]

lol, did I see a peice of key board splash you in the face in slow motion? That was good.

[jinn70]

i dont feel like makin a vid to prove this, but i would submit you via pink belly,

pc assclowns

[rickyfartin]

if you all want a laugh check out my video under the video response lol.. i am coming for the title lol peace.fartin.

[binchow]

LMAO nice video UR DA WINNER i give u 5 out of 5 LOL

[rickyfartin]

lol thanks big guy.. i am not the flashiest... but hopefully i eeked out a decision haha.. peace.

[bigpimpdevon1]

yo when u ripped out the keyboard it was like "DEEEEEEESSSCCHHHEEEEE!"

[Shipman22]

Why is this contest open to 14 year olds.

[trainteeth]

this guy could take 90% of the "keyboard warriors". watching videos on youtube doesnt make you a hard ass. if it does wed have a few hundred thousand mirko cro cops running around

[RiseToHonor700]

Okay.

[pseudonominous]

International stardom beckons with your "contest".

You are the biz, bud. American Idol, lookout.

How come we don't have a sample of your "tough-guy" status? or examples?

You never talk "tuf". So you don't have to.

I wanna see what YOU got, PUSSY!!!

Are you still 17 years old?

FFS, grow up. You will regret this in 10 years when you look back.

Fucking fool.

[Paudogi]

you will regret posting this comment in one week when you look back.

[applejack9381]

I like your idea but I believe most of these kids that talk shit are scarred pussies. Don't be upset if no one sends in a video because that will probably happen. The people who are talking shit in response to this video are just trying to get under your skin because they are losers that got picked on too much in highschool.

[Shoot2Wound]

Great idea man !!!

[AeriosDFY]

remove all your videos and kill yourself

[ThePhatCritic]

but...if I did that I would be dead?

[clippertalk]

WHY DON'T YOU go back to making funny and entertaining videos??? You keep this shit up you're going to lose fans and just incite all the asswipes.

[chadlek]

LOL ur fat

[mardeeda1]

Yo this video cracked me the fuck up.. I rewound the part where the key flys back into your face like 15 times.

Oh, and you're a blimp. peace

[MMAdrummer]

Hmmm, almost the end of the month and still only 2 video replies?

[Ben0087]

You remind me of Penn from "Penn & Teller's Bullshit". Don't know if that's what you were going for, lol

[xxxxthegoatxxxx]

This should be great. I never really complain about your vids, so I'm pretty much exempt. My bro is getting started in MMA, so I'll throw some of his vids on when he has some matches.

Keep up the good work and I'm looking forward to seeing how people respond to this.

[bigbadfella]

Can you post college wrestling matches? Cuase thats all I got going for me, and I'm not even that good at it. I also don't talk like I'm gonna kick someones ass over the internet.

[clippertalk]

I've followed your videos for a lone time now and I was was excited when you released a new video. They were always funny and entertaining, but now your just bitter and angry. Just ignore the dumbshits and keep doing what you do. Furthermore I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't picked up on some of the great fighters out there who don't happen to be on UFC or PRIDE highlights you can watch on youtube.

The GARV is what you used to be.

[ZachEarles]

i replied to your video, but do actual mma fighters not count, couldnt really tell from your video it was unclear.

[ThePhatCritic]

Dude, you need to make an intro, thats the big thing, how do we really know its you unless you state that your entering the contest, then bam, here is the footage. Anyone could take footage from any amature fight and say its them.

[Gharphield]

I find it ironic that there are so many 'keyboard warriors' spouting shit at a video thatis designed for htem to 'show' what they've got ... if anything.

I personally love this idea. You Tube is full of too many 13 year old dips shits (not all 13 year olds are dipshits ok, I'd like to clear that up now) that have a room temp IQ ... and yet can operate a computer.

Can't wait to see the results!

[jdeboer315]

hahaha, the keys hit ya right in the face eh? Commmmonn man, stop pushing this lame contest. Why'd ya go and get so angry? i use to like watching ur vid, when u ranted on fighters, not sher-dog and people calling u fat. Forget um man. Don't respond, it's that easy. and cheer up.for real

[KhanBubble]

He never claimed that he could kick anybody's ass.

[boxhead51]

ThePhatCritic are you make a video to prove that your not a pussy too or are you just a lame fuck like the all other keyboard warriors.

[ThePhatCritic]

I've shown my fighting ability in videos before...its what inspired this whole thing...the reaction I got...but don't worry. Il be submitting a video as well. Not right away, but il post one before long.

[youngguns44]

You need to submit a video of an actual fight, not just training. That will probally gain a lot respect from these sherdoggers and keyboard warriors.

[Caygeon]

you take things to personal. stop being so defensive. Holy shit you got problems. Lighten up work on your self esteem. later virgin

[BascomeTP]

Usually when someone comes in the room swinging an axe there is a result. A bunch of defensive people. Nice projection of your action onto someone else. Does your girlfriend like it when you do that to her? Send her my way when she gets tired of it, is she hot?

[MegaMustaine111]

Caygeon - Your video isn't long enough. I'll fight you for the entry. You don't know anything about fighting, putting on boxing gloves and swinging doesn't mean you can fight.

[Caygeon]

i never claim i can fight that was just a drunken night at college, i dont want to be in the contest. i want to fight dan

[ThePhatCritic]

lol, no you don't.

[youngguns44]

yeah kick his ass,  I want to his videos with out an arm lol.

[ZeljkoMavrovic]

Keep doin your shit Dan, I admit its funny. I started watching your critics when Mirko CroCop left PRIDE. Greetings from Croatia/Germany...

[jarrenhunt]

nice job Dan ur vids are always great.

[jiujitsu138]

i named the style of fighting i did on that response video. Its called, Sher-Jitsu - the martial art of the keyboard warrior

[jiujitsu138]

i dont see many people making videos. many keyboard warriors that is.

[ivarzzz]

Haha awseome video dude!

[Caygeon]

dude you need a women

[ThePhatCritic]

Why don't you make me a video about you vast knoledge of how to get chicks pal. Since you like to think you got something up on me....lets see it tough guy....come onnnnnnnn...girls like you right?

[DogSeeker1987]

You actually have a video up!

[ThePhatCritic]

The only idiots who say "You need a woman" are the guys who have never had one, cause you obveusly don't know what a pain in the ass a woman is. "Having a woman" is over rated, now having bitch meat...thats fun...they swallow the cock...as for you...go play with your blocks.

[DogSeeker1987]

Dan, this feller has a fight video up, you officially have one entry. He also lives in Canada, but in what area? I have no idea. He also knows your face too, so be very careful!

[Caygeon]

you needed one. For all i knew you could of had one. However clearly by the you responded you dont and it bothers you. sorry dude. My girl friend thinks youre a closet queer. I disagree i think its just you have no confidence. later vir

[smokie55]

Caygeon, I think your the definition of an internet ninja. Make a video little guy.

[smokie55]

Take it back, i just saw your video.

Too bad the guy you beat up on didnt know how to fight.

[PuRo787]

yeah he probably let him win too, but only 30 seconds and they both breathin hard?! wtf! worse than that black guy on pros vs joes, 30 seconds into the match with roy jones and hes huffin and puffin.

[toughguy2007]

it was a lot longer than 30 seconds that was just the end of the fight

[BascomeTP]

"dude you need a women"

Ok "a" indicates one.

"womEn" indicates more than one.

Dude you need a head slams.

[DiegoSanchezFan]

''There Can Only B 1 Internet Tough Guy'' - (Highlander)

[danpats1]

Wouldn't it be easier for me to just challenge you and film the match of me choking you out?

[PuReBrED787]

cant wait to see ur video entree mr. foot fetish. your time is up. prove u can choke somethin other than ur dick. ohh have a nice day ok mr. pats?

[BascomeTP]

Hey Dog, thanks for the welcome. Stuff should get better and better from here on out. (Like it was before but maybe faster now)

[sxeoptic]

Internets is serious business.

[BascomeTP]

2006 is mentioned in the rules .. specifically the rule about 14 years of age as of december 31st 2006. Its not an error. As far as the life he "needs to get" you do know all this was done during work right? I mean look at the broom and the gym ... and the comments he made previously about working at a gym ... is it adding up yet?

[DogSeeker1987]

Hello BascomeTP, good to see that you actually met up with Dan! He's a fun and funny guy! People are telling him to relax, but they aren't the ones posting personal material on the net, just to have ass-clowns on by and toss shit-pies on them.

[neoaethelwulf]

I feel like smashing a keyboard. Too bad all the sparing I do is usually w/o protective gear, we are just careful.

[clippertalk]

Did you get beat up or did some MMA fan steal your girlfriend?  all this hate is ugly

[Slamnbam88]

you shouldnt let the 'keyboard warriors' bother you...just keep doing your thing..i love your views on mma

[cheesetoochalk]

Is this part of your new production?  And I think you accidentally put 2006 somewhere.

[bigpimpdevon1]

the fohawk has created a monster

[phuckmenow]

You must have absolutely nothing to do with your life than be a complete idiot. I challenge you to lose some weight how bout that for a challenge?!

[ThePhatCritic]

Deal, Il take that challenge...but what are you gonna do? Lets see what YOU got tough guy. Lets see it.

[1g5a22]

are you talking to me!! I SAID ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!!you know you gotta ask yourself one question,do you feel lucky punk,WELL DO YA!!!!

[mpb2006]

oi phuckmenow where are your videos then your just another keyboeard warrior

[ShawnMichaelsWWF]

Funny to see you going down the drain :). I mean how pathetic are you, how can somebody take all this shit soooooo serious!? It seems like it really bothers you...

[BascomeTP]

You are the sort of guy who screams at the screen offering advice to 15 year old movie characters right?

[clippertalk]

I've followed your videos for a lone time now and I was was excited when you released a new video. They were always funny and entertaining, but now your just bitter and angry. Just ignore the dumbshits and keep doing what you do. Furthermore I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't picked up on some of the great fighters out there who don't happen to be on UFC or PRIDE highlights you can watch on youtube.

The GARV is what you used to be.

[CookieMonstor]

4th most discussed today good job on the vid

[LightsOutVideo]

i luv the slowmo when the key hit you right in the head, sorry dan but it was funny.

[duder113]

come on in pussylovers

[gunblade1234]

Pure genius

[ericscarface]

funny as fuck. where can we see the responses.

[1g5a22]

hey dan,buffallo bill fanclub here again,i think i could take you man,what do you say shall we have it!!!!and by the way exspect a summons from my lawyer man "keyboard warriors" plagurism man you got that phrase from me,i want royalties dude!!!also i run a security company i could use a guy of your frame and hairstyle what do you say,and never mind all this internet pugilism shit lets concentrate on mma or lets all meet up and kick the shit out of each other.

[armbared]

the quality of the video is great phats,

not so sure about the content:(

i guess it's something you feel you have to do although it contradicts when you said you wouldn't humor these guys with a responce when you 1st started out.

[DogSeeker1987]

Tough guys should prove themselves.

I know for damn sure I'm not a tough guy, even though I have been studying practical martial arts such as Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu for nearly a year, and just started getting into Boxing. It just takes too many important ingredients to make a real fighter, it's very tough business.

[DogSeeker1987]

Ingredients such as heart,guts, will, psychological functions over stress and intensity, to act and not think, to perform as instinctively on training as possible and not *TRY* to do it, but just perform techniques as instantly as possible. To be able to take a beating and not freak out, freeze up, and panic. To not be consumed by fear and to ACT immediately even if the action seems like a ballsy thing to do. Easier said than actually done. It's hardcore business.

[CORNISHDUDE]

Did your boss mind you breaking that keyboard Dan? lol - that dude who posts ufc picks with the crap hat + beard who smokes + says fuck alot and cries about us calling him a twat is a contender i think!

[bacchusleerdam]

Friggin' genious!

Hey Ho Let's Go! =O)

[coreyconway]

What a great feature! great thinking. I just hope we get alot of entries. This should be fun.

[desurgeon]

nice stuff hope you get some kewl vids and will try to make one

[mpb2006]

hello dan i have got the winner by a mile for you no questions asked you may aswell stop the competition now no need to look any further he comments on the videos antitled LEE MURRAYhis name is

FLATHANDJASON he has even made up two other profiles BOPANDWEEVE and UKSHOOT he claims to have had a 13yr boxing career and be 7/5 in the cage blah blah with absolutely no videos to back this up after being asked repeatedly by a number of people

[Herkkis]

OMFG LOLZORRR I can´t see t3h wideo wtf I wanna!!1

[maccrack]

Cant wait to see hwat comes of this.

Good job Dan.

[Tito74]

has this something to do with Sherdog?

[jarrenhunt]

I love this

[hyperkid3789]

LOL! dude that's hilarious!

Haha. :D

[4n4k1n]

Another great video. I love the fact that you destroy the keyboard, and yet You are the one who has to clean it. I think the last rule speaks volumes.

[na1138]

Fun concept Dan.

[Wyldephang]

Big step up in production. Good work.

[Jeroin]

hahaha fucking awesome dude!

[ckhan319]

Has anyone responded to your challenge yet?

[CookieMonstor]

theres some on the first one he made