Twatlight 2

[Th3cz]

transkribe skip to 0:09 banana u cant be with me ^^

[Womboman8]

Aren't vampires into blood? And aren't werewolves into that shit too?

[mickey1mc1daid]

This is a FUCKING sequal!!!!

[jalfcat]

laughing so much i cant breath

[MrKeyrock11]

Better than the movie itself.



[DiddlesMineCraft]

Doesn't matter what you say *-*

I'm 16 ._.

GOD DAMMIT...

[koolrn7]

yo what happen to Jacobs pants 

[loko12100]

Jacob has bigger tits than Bella

[PureChaosrage]

wat kinda wimpy vampire gets sick at the sight of blood?

[cransgaming]

@PureChaosrage the sparkly ones

[LJsShiz]

/watch?v=gcIdsr8lADI&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[MONTAJESESTUPIDOS]

ohhhhhh thats why voldemort hates harry now everything makes sense

[geekjacob1]

it feels weird when she say's jacob

[necogirl1]

lol bet alukard could have fix that!

[geekjacob1]

@necogirl1 what do you mean

[necogirl1]

@geekjacob1 well Alukard can make a person that has been harmd in to a vamp and the harm is undone.

if you look up hellsing your find out what i mean.

he did that to police girl...eh i mean serus.

[NinjaAlchemist23]

@necogirl1 Ha, Hellsing is the shit! It's the only vampire show I can take seriously anymore...

[d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l]

"that's it. we can't be friends anymore."

the real reason voldy had it out for harry!!!

[XevelinaXx]

I love the links to harry potter!

[04oyong]

jacob was in underware

[DarkChaos451]

wait... did Bella just say "I'm so hard for you"??? O.o

[juuuuuuuuuuify]

lol

[youbirdcandriveacar]

dfçajsdfkjsaldçfjsldkfj ohmygod

[calantlor]

hahaha'



[XxcreamcakezxX]

Hahhahhahhahhahhahhhahhahhhahh­ahhahhahhahhhahhahha :D

[MeNotyouxD]

what's wrong with him being 16? is it a rule in the states that you can't be with someone if they are under (x)? pleas tell me.

[Azumariah]

@MeNotyouxD Only if you sleep with them. Each state has a different age of consent, ranging from 16-18. Sleeping with a person under that age is considered statutory rape, with the judicial consequences depending on the ages of each person involved and the type of activity preformed. If Bella and Jacob lived in my state, where the age limit is 17, they'd be in some serious trouble.

[SenatorAwesomesauce]

Why is the VAMPIRE throwing up when he gets blood in his mouth?

[TheExveemon]

@SenatorAwesomesauce because he IS NOT A FUCKING VAMPIRE! VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE DAY LIGHT! THEY. FUCKING. BURN! *breaths deeply a couple of times* sorry about that, i just REALLY HATE THE ENTIRE FUCKING TWILIGHT SERIES, ESPECIALLY FUCKING EDWARD!!! GHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs to the tallest building i can find, climb on top of it, and jumps of yelling at the top of my lungs* *hits ground* *dies and revives due to sheer hatred of Edward Cullen* sorry bout that, what was i saying again?

[nonohino]

@TheExveemon I'm no expert; but I believe you were saying...the truth!

[TheExveemon]

@nonohino now if only we can get most of the female population to understand this, the world would be a better place

[CheckPleez480]

this is gold. im showing this to my friend

[pukagigi]

he has a thong.

[leomannen00]

du skriver ju fel noob



[LocoRico89]

O God! Not again D-: -Throws up-

[checkerboard456]

So...this is why we went through all this drama?!

You attempt to kill a dude because he's not good at picking movies?

Awesome..just awesome..

[HatersMakeMeLoved]

So fucking funny

[blakakara]

xDDDD

"that's it, we can't be friends anymore" roflmao x3

[theVcam]

Did anyone else notice his shirt disappeared and his hair got shorter?

[t1bb1es]

jacob: bella i'm a monster

bella: doesn't matter what you say...

jacob: i'm 16

bella: goddammit..

XD lmao

[vanmearlantkid]

bella: you are a wherewolf jacob...what happend to youre shirt?

jacob: bella you can't be...

bella: im so hard for you..

i could not stop laughing when i heard that

[FoxofSilverBullet]

jacob has boobs XDDDDD *starts crying from laughing*

[TheDailyExtra4u]

what happend to his hair? first they were long!

[geekjacob1]

this is y people don,t like twilight

[geekjacob1]

dude you,re a fucking vampire u suck blood

[DFMFroggMnion]

LOL

[Raysgirl1993]

*voldemort turns to harry in movie theatre*

Voldemort: Thats it we cant be friends anymore.

*Harry cringes in fear*

[MileGoesTube]

speaking of stupid....................oh well whatever I gues I laughed XD

[GOLEMOLOGISTS]

ROFLMAO

[lizrox28]

Rotfl

[leilani2468]

funny

[RandomSweetness279]

this episode was pretty funny XD

[gothgirl332]

"Thats it.We can't be friends anymore."

>xD

[heavyDfriki]

Poor Harry... :O

[HopeHere120]

Haha! I love how Jacob takes off his pants at the end.

[Liv2El]

say wha?

[loveislouder315]

the first one: this is effing hilarious!

the second one: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck?????????????/

[sasori1587]

"im sixteen."

"goddamn it!"

[GrandDrop]

Make twatlight 3 ;D

[OperationLegacyShow]

"Say it Bella, Say it."

"You're a werewolf, Jacob"

"I can't be with y-"

"Dude, what happened to your shirt?"

"Bella you can't -"

"Dude, I'm so hard for you"

ROFL

[AnythingButAverage13]

@rhana705 I know. The creator of this video is such an idiot for forgetting that vampires drink blood.

[rptheory]

@AnythingButAverage13 > implying that Myerpires are ACTUALLY vampires.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[darodaro9]

17 people are team jacob

[crystalninja1]

say what

[Koalafyable]

they dont have noses

[AngelDarkMusic]

Since when did Jacob wear underwear?

Good video btw!

[ThothThane]

Srsly, if you've got a friend like Voldemort. Don't let him know you like Twilight, it's a genocide bound to happen- and during that time you want ot be on his side. :P

[Sadnessinmymirror]

Bella: There's nothing you can say-

Jacob: I'm 16

Bella: God damnit!

That'd be my reaction XD

[GingerSnapzVlogz]

@Sadnessinmymirror

Thats what she gets for staying in america if that was britain she'd be fine =) Here the legal age IS 16! haha

[noiwontdateyoufool]

@Sadnessinmymirror i loved this one,im a total twi-hard but i loved it(exept for how tiny jacob was lol)

[fuldpain]

AHAHAHHA, so true

[mrghetoful]

did she say *im so hard for you* or am i mistaken

[rhana705]

@mrghetoful she did say she was hard for him

[MrHisares]

the barfing sounds are. the. Best. :D

[Xazhi]

Dracula is rolling in his grave...

[MrB0153r]

@Xazhi and the wolfman

[MyFishIsTwonk]

@Xazhi I see what you did there...

[apelhitam]

nothing beats being underage

[cutie235100]

Lol what voldemort said to Harry I told my mom ! When she dragged me to watch twilight. With her -_- I was like we can't be friends anymore -_-

[KitaCamui]

Lol, they're shapeshifters, not werewolves.

[MyFishIsTwonk]

@KitaCamui Why don't they change in to anything else?

[KitaCamui]

"Dear Caius, I would have warned you not to press this point if you had told me your thoughts," Aro murmured. "Though the creatures think of themselves as

werewolves, they are not. The more accurate name for them would be shape shifters. The choice of a wolf form was purely chance..."

Breaking Dawn, page 774

[MyFishIsTwonk]

@KitaCamui So they don't change because they're idiots and haven't tried. Coo'

[KitaCamui]

I think so, but there are also myths about shapeshifters that only shift into one form besides their human form, like this one native american story about a guy who became a deer for a few years, it was the only other form he could take. Though we all know that Meyer doesn't believe in doing a lot of research, so she probably didn't even think of that. After all, she invented a west coast to Brazil, when a simply look at an atlas will tell you there isn't one.

[kztar621]

@KitaCamui Nahual.

[KitaCamui]

You mean the shape shifters with only one form? I didn't know that if that is what you are referring to. But yes, thanks for that.

[wiccawolfgirl]

Awesome. Just awesome. Why oh why does Edward have such a big head?? (Like, in the real movies and in real life, he just... idk... and the way they style his hair makes his head seem 100x bigger than it really is, which is pretty damn big already. Stupid.)

[Cecilie013]

I wish Twilíght was like this.. XDD I wish it was SUPPOSED to be stupid! Edward made me laugh so fucking hard and he actually looks kinda cute like this.. -w- Kinda ´reminds me of Marshall Lee from Adventure time Ow<

[TERMINATOR3900]

@Cecilie013 well f you want to see a twilight parody move watch Vampires Suck :D

[Cecilie013]

@TERMINATOR3900 I did, but it was dissapointing D:

[pholhanarvori]

q orror

[Yaguacho]

How exactly can a chick be hard for a dude?

[MATLOCKATWAR]

@Yaguacho thats what i was thinking 0.0

[AmbiguouslyAwesome]

edwards not barfing from the blood, just bella

[blueeyes14215]

LMFAOOOO OMG with harry potter and voldemort at the end just made it al the better

[MuunaFunny]

Harry Potter and Voldemort in twilight!?

I just have to like twilight now!

Because Harry Potter is the best forever!

[pelicanflashdance]

"Bella, you can't be with me"

"Then... then why'd you take your shirt off?"

lol :)

[videocritic2463]

These are good, keep doing them XD

[sesshoumarukagome]

I love twilight but is just so funny.. "I'm 16" jacob

Bella " godamit" lol awesome just awesome!!

[Awsomefiy]

Im 16, goddamit

[hollyhock18x7]

oh my god. SO. MANY. LOLZ.

[smm2cool1]

wth!? when did jacob end up in a speedo xD!?

[subsaibot4512]

oh god not again xD

[emo4167]

first his shirt came off then his hair got short wtf

"i dont care what you say"

"im 16"

"GOD DAMIT" :'(

[simsok2]

forget his shirt what happend to his pants??

[breaksystembse]

A vampire gets "blood in his mouth"...aaaannnddd he thinks he's gonna be sick...

rofl!

[superlinkthegreat]

great animation really but the voice acting could use a little more uhh idk fenazz

[rihannafan36]

LOL 0:46 Voldermort's face I TOTALLY DIED XD

[Broskiez143]

oh this hurts..omg someone help me..Edward plzz there so much blood ''splash''

oh god not again ''bluuuh'' LMAO

[wolfclaw719]

or don't i could care less i suppose.

[wolfclaw719]

notice jacob lost his pants too.

[hernaz7]

twatlight pt 3

[kungfudemoness]

"bella im a monster!"

"it dosen't matter what you say."

"i'm 16"

"god damn it....."

XD

[Moggywhitesocks]

*Bleuch*

*Blaaagh*

XD



[mcfidgetmuffin9]

press 8 to see my reaction

[madness7seeker]

@mcfidgetmuffin9 Dick...

[ark0k4toz]

Hahahaha lol i love this video xD 

[alien16759]

was she laughing as he was biting her?

[mrvideouploads1]

voldemort best person

[TheGenHaz]

LOL Jacobs wearing a thong XD

[123uhuhu321]

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[chocofan4eva]

@123uhuhu321 nice.... not gunna ask

[JESOKIAH12]

0:08 XD

[iNophex]

I Hate Twilight but it would be so much better if Jacob had boobs like this vid

[slk1771]

and thus, the epic battle between harry and voldemort began

[TheFIsForCOOKIES]

Rofl

[SaraOnRoblox77]

lol

[MiraPotter]

I did soooo not see the ending coming...HAHAHA

[margoqtypiemartin4]

@MiraPotter LOL Same here! xD

[AimeeDragon]

WOLF PUPPY!

[mcfidgetmuffin9]

i thought vampires were supposed to like blood ?

[DevilWithoutaCuase]

@mcfidgetmuffin9 Implying Edward counts as a Vampire?

[1998alisa]

@mcfidgetmuffin9

Your point?

[AmyH0721]

jacob is wearing panties 

[Nightstorm297]

hahaha i am going to die lol at "ok we cant be friends any more"

[AngelicJewl]

The ending was the best part haha

[RustleXer]

SO THAT'S HOW THEY BECAME ENEMIES! :O who knew?!

[simsok2]

@RustleXer oh no harry already had that lightning thing on his face but the joke is funny

[gangster22901]

bella: there so much blood

throws it on edward

Edward: i think i'm going to be sick again

funny shit

[Faintwolf]

Bella:Im so hard for you

Jacobs mind: oooohhhhhhhh yyyeaaaaaaaaah ima get laid tonight!

Edward(5 miles away):ಠ_ಠ

Jacob:we cant be together bella!

[Rachelwuzheer]

I wanted to comment "Dude I'm so hard for you," but then I saw the highest rated comment, so I'll do this instead.

"Bella, I'm a monster."

"It doesn't matter what you say."

"I'm sixteen."

"God dammit."

[Demondragonfist]

@Rachelwuzheer ha



[ninjagirlninjagirl]

i am fine as long as *shirtless* jacob is okay

[sesshomarusamarocks]

lol i can watch this 1,000 times and not get sick of it!

[acethethirdking]

@sesshomarusamarocks

GOD DAMMIT!

[sasuke09dk]

I'm sixteen...

[FlumKungarna]

that's it -.- we can't be friends anymore .

[MrJetsFan100]

Bella's eye color changed from green to brown, and Jacob's hair went from long to short... LOL

[rihannafan36]

"that's it we can't be friends anymore" they never were friends xD

[64Saskia]

WTF!!!! xD xD so good!! and the end is really unexpected!! xD

[Frie903]

does anyone else notice jacobs hair going long to short?!?!

[Griffers02]

MOAR

[Angelicbackstabber]

Lol

[kiki788]

Lol



[tntdynomite92]

"That's it, we can't be friends, anymore."

And that is the TRUE reason Voldemort hates Harry so much. Yay, Team Voldemort.

[checkerboard456]

Bella: I doesnt matter what you say!

Jacob : Im sixteen.

Bella: God dammit!

XDDDDDDDDD

[lugia361]

@checkerboard456 wait why she say goddamit

[juliet1856]

awwwwwwwwww they ain't friends anymore!

[Worriorclaw25]

my face ternd red and i coudent breath i was LOLING so mutch..... this is all true!!!!!!1

[Baldwinr1992]

Bella: It doesnt matter what you say

Jacob: im 16

Bella: G** dammit!

LMFAO!!!!!! ^ _ ^

[TheCatifyCat]

"That's It, We Can't Be Friends anymore"

LoL!

[deadwar2012]

If this were acctually twilight I might have acctually watched it

[Profetitus]

oh cmon Bella! if you dated a 300 old vampire I'm sure you can with a 16 year old werewolf :3

[BLACKIESBOY]

Wait, wait, wait a minute...

She's HARD for him?

O.O

[FoxerRedfox007]

Twilight in a nutshell XD

[SuperBLAZE33]

did she just said "dude, i'm so hard for you"?