Public Access Gone Wrong

[TemplarRican]

Oh no he didn't start doing The Wop at 03:18 !

[TemplarRican]

She can't stop laughing!

None of them are even playing!

[clownpunchable]

0:45 - While those Fish Legs, black pantyhoes, big legs, sho through the hoes..................LOL!

[greenneewood]

Sorry for this band there wasn't Pitchfork Media in that era to promote them as the new indie pop big thing.

[MisterSenseless]

I can't understand a word he's saying

[GsShay]

What in the world.....

[MrGziss]

@GsShay lol

[soulcalibur22]

this is what public access is for this is public acces gone right.

[evilbecauseyouwantme]

This is a catchy song tho

[skinsman3]

Morris Day Called. He issued a cease and desist order..

[nayrnyc]

He says 'Fish Legs" @ first.

[soulcalibur22]

@nayrnyc hahahaha he did huh FISH LEGSS big booty hole lol...

[MCcheck97]

9 people clearly don't appreciate black pantyhose

[homeofthebadguys]

"What tha hell is up with this baaaaaad singing??" Maybe Excalibur wrote their songs.

[nayrnyc]

@homeofthebadguys More like "Excalibro"

[homeofthebadguys]

@nayrnyc You don't get the joke, do ya?

[TankMurdock]

they are probably still performing....someday they hope to get a big break, like the band ANVIL

[Skanz604]

look closely, nobody is actually playing their instruments, lol. Love it tho. singer is for real, for real bad... OOOHHHHHH

[kaykay1kc]

they're pretty good.....ok they're not but i like the concept lol

[NathanCoalbine]

It sounds pretty good although even better if a sniper took out the singer

[evanb0869]

Is it bad I was playin Tha wiener guitar to this? Kinda cool in an unusual way

[BipolarBowler]

All those people in that video, when they die, they get an eternity of watching this video over and over again. And that's heaven.

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Lol dead...

[taborszernagy]

still better than Justin Bieber

[mexicanstorm]

that drummer is sickkkkkkk

[ds040504]

hahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­!!!!!

[gongo3090]

It's so bad that's it's awesome

[TheLiliBug]

This was the Prince-protege band, "The Dysfunctional Family." They didn't really make it.

[hoptop77]

big booty bitches...oh wait

[mynameismudddd]

These people have no idea what the hell they're doing, do they?

Fake it 'til you make it, huh?

It's gets even more awkward when the "bassist" points the the "guitar player" when the dubbed solo starts playing. It'd be halfway believable if she didn't use her damn thumb and actually moved her hand around the fret board.

She doesn't even know how to ACT like she's playing the guitar.

Dumbasses.

[ironhell6]

Wow, this is why nobody likes black people.

[NielsShoe]

4: casio synthesizer?

[NielsShoe]

1: Nobody isin time with the music .

2: None of them know how to play the instrument they are filmed with

3: The singersings about what he thinks of when hes wanking.

[ithinkismellyou]

i wished this was porn :)

[ExellenceOfExecution]

I don't see or hear what's wrong with this at all. I think this is a good song. These people are winners.

[metal4head20]

how come no one is playing the instruments

[emekonen]

Nobody is actually playing.

[MrFatmatt02]

haha f'in great..They need a record deal!

[freshXtuna]

there probably hella stoned

[sleepinghaunted]

the funniest thing is that these people actually thought they were good lol. Fishnet...black pantyhose... haha and the dancing at 2:16 of the vocalist is priceless!

[creaturebotman]

...

"Big DICK"

"Big Fucking HOOooo"

"OH SHIT!"

"That's how it Goooes!"

[Moreofthesamez]

the guitarist's blue shorts - lolololololol

[sleepinghaunted]

@Moreofthesamez haha, how about the chick's 18" zippered shorts lol

[viperxeon]

BlacCKKKK PANTIE hOOOsss!

[aBoxfulOfVids]

Ladies and gentlemen: The Brothers Crackson

[hangover71]

I wanna hire these guys for my wedding

[skunker505]

"fish stick....black panty hose"

[skylershelby]

I Am playing this while I am cleaning my closet,and when you are not distracted by their goofy dancing and just LISTENING to the singing,IT SOUNDS WORSE!

[skylershelby]

I bet after they watched it back right after they made this video,they thought it looked cool as hell!~LOL.

[sholandaable]

Ummm.......what-is-this? 

[bostonteabagger71739]

nobody's playing the instruments

[juanpenaok]

The Crack Cocaine Band

[Prussiasfinest]

I was hoping for a light rafter to fall on them or something

[DJLTJfromthe504]

wtf son im confuse

[EnigmaticUnseen]

WHERE ARE THEY NAOW!?

[hansen6102]

None of them are playing their instruments. At the beginning, the drummer hits the cymbal when there aren't any cymbals to be heard. The bass player doesen't move his hands around on the lines, except for whenever he wants to. The girl doesen't play the guitar AT ALL. The keyboardist looks a little suspicious to me... I think the horrible lead singer is the only person who isn't miming.

[messina31]

@hansen6102 maybe it's sort of weird karaoke show?? lol

[BurdenRust]

Ok so this is a Morris Day song tittled fishnets...i googled it, this version just drives me nuts, singing it while black people look at me crazy...

[jcfbell3001]

@BurdenRust

dude as soon as i heard it, i was like "either prince or morris day"

[BurdenRust]

i wonder if this is one of those videos you can make in the Mall, and they just aired it on public tv... just a guess

[wx4newengland]

Why does Comcast no longer allow people to this! 

[JahRed24x]

whatever happened to public access tv like they had in the 90s??? damn the 90s were awesome..but this video is hilarious..u can tell its some wanna bes trying to 'make it' but they fail miserably. lol they aint even playing the instruments... retards

[hansen6102]

This is inexcusable, even for the 80's.

[DisappointingPorn]

@hansen6102 Sadly, this was probably filmed around 2004...

[haatwerken]

who r they???

[haatwerken]

the left girl don`t now how to play guitar

[NielsShoe]

Is this the same guy that sung Pants On The Ground?

[willspock]

BLACK PANTYHOES

[willspock]

FISHNETS

[willspock]

BIG LEGS

[superscatboy]

Wow, that's some of the shittest miming I ever saw - just watch the drummer - I don't think he's ever seen a real drum kit before!

[trickthemartyr]

@superscatboy I was thinking the same fucking thing.

Hey lets throw the retard on the drums! all he has to do is hit things!

[endlessgreg]

What is this band called and where were they based out of??? Does anybody know!?!?!?

[CoreyRobertson2]

nobody is actually playing their instruments lol... not even the singer, watch 2:12 when he forgets the next section doesnt go into the chorus ... Lol this is awesome

[0Frankthepimp0]

Its better than Justin Beiber

[TheHcomment]

kill me ...NoW

[TairyHesticles]

Yes.  YES!

[irondaddymac]

wow this is perfectly horrific

[enjoico76]

the bass player is fuuuunkay!

[dexter111344]

Dr. Dre recently announced this group will be featured on his "Detox" album... I wish.

[thedevilisbad]

I love public access!

[ethen24]

My city shut down all the public access channels....

[vikingskippen]

reminds me of dutch rap ._.

[ominousred]

And it sounds like the guy doesn't even know all the words...

[iamlove6767]

*sigh* 80's & 90's public access... We'll never have that kind of authenticity again.

[juleswinns]

Now public access station are unreasonable strict about their cameras. *sigh 90's*

[metal1313]

this is what untalented people did before american idol. instead of being told to get lost in the first auditions they went on public access instead.

[stuntm4nm1ke]

there not even playing there instruments the drummer is not even connecting with the drum set hes just hitting air did they think they were fooling anyone especially at the guitar solo at 2:20 shes just moving her body.......LMFAO

[NWKtown]

Wow what's this? a youtube video featuring black people with no ignorant racial comments on the first page? I guess there just might be some hope for humanity after all.

[grailqwest]

@NWKtown i bet you thought this was cool,It's hideous, no matter what color they are

[NWKtown]

Lol you've missed the point dude. I agree this is corny as hell. I was just pointing out that every time you see a video on youtube with black people making a fool of themselves, there's always a bunch of ignorant racist comments under it. But this one doesn't seem to have any.

[grailqwest]

@NWKtown Yes this was so bad, bad, bad,....

but still better than watching them rap or do the crip walk. :p

[mrrex777]

This is better than Disney Channel!

[candlewhiskey]

they are so good at their instruments

[countflaming]

I thought it was the jonas brothers

but it turned out better (:

[knightelliott]

???

[Jesussaves1980]

lol fish nets black pantie hose!! I remember this song Oh the group was something like the time. Man this takes me back.

[hualni]

look at the instruments. they are not plugged in. and watch the drummer, he isn't hitting the drums. and they keyboard player is just dancing.  they aren't even playing their instruments. and it still sounds like that.

[hualni]

Credits:

Lead Singer: Barack Obama

Lead / Rhythm Guitar: Condoleeza Rice

Bass Guitar: Colin Powell

Drums: Jesse Jackson

Keyboards: Charlie Rangel

[mhc12k]

Song of the year ftw!

[Sandydahling]

LOL, that guitarist on the right is gettin' down. I'm glad it's no longer acceptable for men to wear shorts that short.

[gburton]

this video is beautiful

[818gregd]

If you're going to sing this badly don't try to look "cool" by grabbing your crotch and at least get the words right. What the hell are "fish legs"?

[drugeye]

the worst playback i've ever heard & seen

[endlessgreg]

lovin' the synchronized dance moves at the beginning

[endlessgreg]

hit record

[moviefreak91]

Can public access ever be right?

[gburton]

can it ever be wrong?

[818gregd]

I'm glad the guitars are Fenders. I could hear Les Paul turning over in his grave. The bass polayer needs to return his outfit to George Michael.

[juggernaut0701]

aside from the singin i like the beat idunno

[mariomaniac45213]

This looks like the stuff my family does at reunions and holidays! It's probably even funnier if you know these clowns!

[mariomaniac45213]

Uncle Ray Ray is that you in the yellow and white on the keyboards!!!!!????

[818gregd]

The whole thing is a sham. Not only can the boob not sing but the band aren't playing their instruments either.

[gburton]

obviously its some sort of multi person karaoke thing going on

[818gregd]

That sounds about right. They somehow memorized a bad karaoke tape from the bass player directing the keyboard player to the crotch grab. That bass player's otfit looked like somethin a Wham video. What can you say?  This stuff is from Canada's public acess tv. I remember this kind of crap when cable was a new concept in the 70s.

[LtZerge]

I think that's it too xD

[818gregd]

I don't understand why the musions didn't tell him how bad the frontman was. He couldn't the words right. What are "fushlegs"?

[Dejasanders18]

If i were Morrise Day I'd be a little mortified.

[GRNoam]

actually hitting the drums fail

[wolfmandan72]

JAM!!

[bobos01]

question to them....

why?? :)

[kaf91]

loooooooooooooooool

[mbonnar]

Yah, this looks like it was supposed to be a joke. Still funny, however.

[Damndot]

are u intentionally trying to sound like an idiot or...?

[Captmiloman]

It would've been better if the gal with the guitar had been wearing fishnet stockings.

[PhuckHue2]

I remember this. Its from 1988, they're performing Fishnet by Morris Day. The singing is live but the music is a karaoke track. this was meant to be a joke

[lemonrind]

It just goes on and on...

[tomster6991]

The singer looks like Akon on crack!

[biteitoff]

fuck!

[rustyshackleford01]

I love how when the singer gets up he stumbles up like "Do I HAVE to do this?"

[rustyshackleford01]

I NEED AN MP3 OF THIS lol

[VivaZweiFan]

flava flav is that you!?

[juwannashutup]

No, no, that's Crunchy Black from Three 6 Mafia.

[votejello]

This song makes my woman melt like butter in a wildfire.

[lostpinup]

well you should not have had her sculpted from ice.

[mwheeling7]

rofl

[Bloodyghost75]

Holy Shit , this is Better Than Tupac

[sevenjokingbite]

Yes.

[pjuske2]

wtf is he singing about his hos. well lets be honest he doesn't really look gangsta :P

[sloopdanb]

Wow.

[SixFoHopper]

I can't find this song on iTunes anywhere, gutted!.

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Old Edition.

[OVINESQUIK]

This is going to be really really unoriginal from me to type in but:

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKIN SHIT!!!? ROFL

[OVINESQUIK]

LOL thats fuckin Flavor Flav!! but please take a look a the drummer too!! oh My GOD! and look a the damn solo! its like watching somebody playing rockband! again: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[Bally10x4]

DAMN SON!!!! DIS BE DA SHIT YO!

[Bally10x4]

YES SUR!

[Reinpret]

The worst part is they think they deserve tv time.. wow. WOW.

[MastaRaza]

Wow so horrible. Noone is playing any instruments, not even the drummer.

[obiwansh1nobi]

Lol, I love how he messes up at 0:46 and says "fish legs". This is hilarious

[blago2016]

I know, it's amazing!

[JamieBarnes11]

This is too funny

[TotallyWreckVision]

RULING YOUR LIFE, YOU KNOW IT, GO DIE

[AnthonyMojO92]

why bother putting the guitars in there, we all know its just the freakin piano

[SSNilsson]

this wonderful song took 36 seconds to write. I love it

[johnnyharpe]

God, black people can't dance.

[Aiike]

WTF!

[jontheguitarman]

they aren't even playing!

[johnfinbarburke]

hahahahaha  thergreat

[shill8989]

This is going on my iPod!

[YouTvbeSucksMyCock]

This is the problem with a lot of people- they think rock and roll is all flash first and talent last. Dumbasses.

[freezesk83r]

holy shit these guys suck so much dick

[liveup5]

Oh snap! Dis da bomb,y'all! It ain't tight but it's kinda right! Dey got's da skillz dat pays da billz! Know whut I'm sayin',dog?

[stewie121579]

omg i hope they got a record deal, there fukin awesome!!!!! ha....

[epicmoonstar]

this guitar solo is amazing!!!! epic moonstar has spoken...

[Mathieas]

Better then Jay Z

[Complicatorius]

Its true. It actually is!

[nkollack]

if u look close enough there not actually playing

[ThePhantomWozzler]

It's still better than lil Wayne's latest stuff! This is some realness right here......FISHNET!!!(sing along)