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  • 2:51 Jordan Skrillex

  • 2:22 mother of joint!!!

  • I need a slip mat for my dramtic turn-table of events

  • it sounds like wall e btw

  • what ipad app is that?

  • @andrevth Sample Wiz

  • I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw JP outside of his signature pose. That huge bicep curled around the guitar like he constantly ready to play anything at a second's notice.

    And then there is Jordan....goddamn I love Dream Theater.

  • GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE. GOIN' PSYCHOSANE. MOTHAFUCKIN' PSYCHOSANE.

  • muito bom..

  • i just wonder if this gods now that i exist and even laughing with this vid i respect and love them (;

  • Jordan Rudess = Level 84 Troll

  • i thought JP was going to do that Adam02 parody again "Hi i'm john petrucci and I'm your god, anyway, check out my new album but don't play it because I went into hyperspeed mode and you will just die"

  • Definitely going to find John Petrucci when a zombie outbreak starts and convince him to join forces together. Or he'll just be a zombie god and destroy all.

  • Dream Theater = Mike Portnoy

  • @MlKEPORNTOY ok, so don't go to their shows, don't listen to their new stuff and leave us alone

  • What else can you guys do? Jordan, you're awesome...! Cheers...

  • Mike Portnoy was the only DT member who could be funny without being cheesy. Derek Sherinian was good too!

  • @BrianSou69

    Iunno. I thought Portnoy's humour was kinda meh. Sherinian was awesome though.

  • jordan was sampling Petrucci's voice during the whole thing, his real voice is the one a the beginning and the end. The world domination voice!!!

  • "Lost Not Forgotten" at 4:23 ?

  • Yeah!

  • he should have started with ''Hi guitar noobs! Its God here...and I'm going to kill you...''

  • "Your Dramatic Turntable of Events,"

  • I wonder if Jordan has every learned 2 girls 1 cup... lol

  • They are bad actors :-P

  • What program is Jordan using?

  • lmao at petrucci's reaction at 0:43 

  • Jordan is like the Jeff Loomis of piano players.

  • Wait.. I thought John Myung speak through music and instrument?

  • Jordan Rudess should make electro-house too!

  • looks like petrucci wants to kill jordan for interupting so much!

  • What is the ticket for life for? Is it for free concerts or somethin?

  • Just bought the new album, I've been a fan since the release of images and words. And i'm sorry to have to say this, apart from the first song, the rest of the music on the album is pretty tuneless!!!! (brilliant musicianship of course as always) but they are clearly over complicating their music, and its all getting lost! the magic that was once was there this is no longer there!!!!!!! And it kills me to say that, cos i have loved this band for 20 years! But this album won't stop being a fan!

  • 3:16 petrucci vaporizes rudess out of annoyance

  • Hey, Jordan is doing Lost Not Forgotten at the end O_o

  • the album is amazing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wowxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwow

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU DT

  • when will it come??

  • ... to put on you dramatic turn-table of events!

    Just great!

  • at first i thought they were gonna do phycho exercises! XD

  • 3:22

    even gods are an embarrassment to their children.

  • that was hilarious xD i like how jordan is so technological, and i bet everyone wanted john to just shut him up with some shredding :P

  • Jordan is too funny :-)

  • Jordan is ridiculous.

  • As soon as I heard 'Ticket for life' I... I can't even explain...

  • damn, at the beginning i thought that it was Petrucci's impersonation of that parody again xD

  • IT just does not sound good without PORTNOY.....

  • @Marco262a yeah, it sounds amazing

  • @avidmoviefan )----> i personaly found it lack lustre and boring !!!

  • @Marco262a I find it to be fucking amazing and I am thanking everything in the universe for Portnoy leaving. I can't take his scratching, rapping, his AWFUL vocals, and the endless AA songs... I take it you play drums.

  • @avidmoviefan ) Yes i am a drummer, and its people like you Portnoy seems to have a hard time with for turning your backs at him, if it was not for PORTNOY there would never be a fucking Dream Theater...besides that Mangini is no where close to what Portnoy can do on any given track......Portnoy is a time machine....mangini fails in comparison...AMEN !

    p.s. watch the album sales for this album, something tells me it will be LOW !!!....

  • @Marco262a actually the album sales are really good worldwide. It's top 5 and above in almost all countries, and #1 in Norway, Italy, Finland, and Sweden. and you're right Mangini is no where close to Portnoy, he's actually on another level above and beyond him in terms of technicality and humility. definitely world class

  • @Zerosh1ft ) By all means...if you enjoy the new drummer, and if you enjoy the new album i am HAPPY for you, i hope for the band members that the album sales keep up its success, though i personally found Mangini and the new album boring, definetly my least favorite out of all the Dream Theater albums. Its My reality.

  • @Marco262a Soundscan numbers are showing that it is keeping up with images and words. You do know about pre-sales. They sold quite a bit of albums already because of the drama of Portnoy leaving the band. As far as i am concerned Portnoy turned his back on the fans when he selfishly left all of us and Dream Theater dead in the water. And Mangini--no matter what you think--is just as good as Portnoy for showing the reasons they don't need Portnoy. I love the album.

  • @Marco262a Not that U don't agree with you but...Dream Theater albums never really sell real high

  • @mstrchief24 ) That is such a GOOD Point....and this new one will sell even LOWER !!!!

  • I like how Mangini doesn't give a fuck about their bullshit! ahah!

  • I'm starting to worry about Jordan's mental health...

  • @cristianfcao Me too! God! If Jordan is like that day by day, Petrucci will explode soon. Who could have patience with a guy like that? Looks Incredibly immature, as Petrucci said. 0:50 - 1:13

  • @mariorenor You...do realise that they're obviously around ?

  • 2:23 like a boss

  • Funny how this was much more to sell the samplewiz than the dt box itself

  • Jordan and Petrucci's sense of humour > Portnoy. Portnoy's like an hyperactive child quoting comedy shows, these guys are quite subtly subversive in places but also very goofy.

  • HAHAHAH mangini just smoking a cigar.

  • i like the progression of how they aren't working together in the beginning, but then at the end they are working together(:

  • ...and that was the last time someone saw Jordan Rudess

  • and how much will this cost?

  • LOL

  • 1:40 R.I.P Jordan Rudess

  • All the latest gadgets and you film this with that piece of sh*t???

    I guess Portnoy took the hd camera in the divorce...

  • "What's happening?" and the sigar...lika a bauuss!!!

  • OH JORDAN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!

  • Hey John~ You need those box sets of Steve Job's Presentation albums.

  • A Dramatic Turn of Events has been leaked!!!

  • Did that kid say sad or .. dad lol

  • 21 dislikes because 21 persons know that they will never get the infinite dream theater ticket

  • thumbs up if you could just watch jordan play piano all day! lol

  • A JPX guitar, Rudess' master keyboard, an iPad with Morphwiz, AND a mini fridge full of drinks!! I could literally live in the room they are filming. Like, forever.

  • great to see they have a sense of humor

  • 4: 24 is lost not forgotten ;) how do I know that already?

  • Psycho Exercises :)

  • most annoying keyboard player ever. literally.

  • Wish I had $105.00. Oh well

  • adam02 is going to make something good out of this.

  • JP forgot to say too "hey guy I hope you are preparate because I'll kill you and your head will explode with the new disc! jejeje

  • im just uploading the new songs from the new album, check my channel :D

  • @helloweenarctico that will be a dick move mate,even i have the entire album. but dt, jordan and roadrunner are claimming copyright on almost every video refering to ADTOE posted by fans. and also the album is not out yet, so just keep it down until sep 13..

    cant believe that dt would become a commercial element of sales and all those pathetic stuffs they post in FB

  • @praride they need to make money, otherwise no album right

  • @guitarlonextreme dont you find this lame ?..i mean people are not gonna stop buying stuffs if the band stop promoting, let the music speak for them

  • @praride It's a business. Business' need promoting or advertising it broadens the market for them. And the music does speak for itself you're right. Anyway this vid is funny but only cause JP is so bad acting haha:p

  • @guitarlonextreme

    They don't need to make these ads dude, we know it.

  • does it include a kevin moore edition keyboard?

  • Petrucci must say " IF somebody could play my solo, I made a bad solo"

  • 2:25

    I didnt know that Jordan could write dupstep music

  • Nice vid

  • OMG I HAVE THAT PIANO XD

  • Don't care about the box set, to expansive. Makes those LP's available for solo ordering and we are in business.

  • PORN ACTING SKILLS

  • i hate it when people compare jordan to jesus.. he's ok you know, but c'mon guys he's not jordan..

  • This box set is gonna rock.

  • I WANT THAT FFFF TICKET!!!!!!

  • i guess Myung is filming all these xD

  • @ginjeeimano He did write some lyrics on this album! Which is crazy cool. He doesn't get enough credit. I think he should be the frontman. I think the album sounds solid. Better then the last two in my humble opinion (with exception to a couple songs off of Black clouds). Gold albums=SFAM, SDIT, TOT, OCT. :D

  • @ginjeeimano Yep. Standard treatment for us bassists :'(

  • 2:04

    fuck the box set! I want their fridge

    Crossing off the days until the 13th...

  • Rudess it's a child xD

  • Comment removed by John Petrucci.

  • "Jordan and i, WE are here to talking about..."......I only heard Jordan playing piano as god and playing with his ipad as a child ¬¬

  • lol, 2:04 sounds like the end of finally free with those footsteps :P

  • Lol, shameful promotion and advertising.

    Reality TV too

    For shame DT, I miss the Awake n images days

  • Ibanez Mother Fucker

  • God, Rudess sure does love his ipad lol

  • lmao, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen on the internet, and that's saying, well... most things on the internet are ridiculous, so I guess it fits right in.

  • Jordan Rudess' inner child....

  • lol at the top 2 comments

  • ive just received a collection slip today from my post office to pick it up, its come way early im so over the moon. long live the great dream theater.

  • The bad acting makes it even funnier! XD "Ahh... that is very touching Jordan...."

  • hahah was laughin all the way through this...there gods in music, but when it comes to acting they are quite terrible :P cant wait for the new album!

  • jajjajajajjajajajaj PETRUCCI IS GOD

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  • lol DT isnt good at acting at all

  • oh! i have those chairs XD

    

  • rofl jordan is annoying

  • "Excuse me, buddy." Haha, hilarious.

  • this really make me laugh! hahahaha! A wizard with samplewiz and jesus trying to talk to us!

  • They're are fantastic XDXD

  • JORDAN TROLLING JOHN!

  • Jordan haha

  • Why the guitar master? xD jajajaja...aaaaaaaaaaaanddd other very funny video for dream theater..Cool! Good vibes! :D JP & JR!

  • Jordan Rudess trolling :D

  • "I am your God"

    - John Petrucci

  • DT's Golden Ticket...

    Willy Wonka Got Progg'd :D

  • Trolldan Rudess

  • this is a promotional o commercial for ipad??? hahahhaa

  • Mike Mangini is drummings Sigmund Freud

  • 0:45 WALL-E

  • Jordan is very funny:)

  • LMFAO !!! you guys are hilarious !!!

    Nice one Jordan , real mature !! LOL

    I cannot wait to get my copy !!

  • No Goddamit! He's playing billion notes. we mere humans cannot see or hear them. you can be sure that some planet in xzentza universe has blown up!

  • its not an extension the guitar contains his soul the body plays it and the soul transfers when he switches guitars

  • i knew it,they are alliens :-)

  • lol I love this video ( is that free-entrance-to-concerts ticket serious tho?)

  • its the voice from the phyco exersizes!!! :D

  • okay sample wiz is gonna get jordan kicked out of the band

  • Some of you guys are too up tight...

    It seemed pretty obvious to me that they weren't trying to be serious here. It was supposed to be a joke, like a parody of a stupid infomercial.  I loved it!

  • @Bones43x

    That much is clear to everyone bro. But if you want to be funny, well then make sure you're funny. This is just sad, badly written and acted. You liked it because you care about those people. Try watching a band you don't know or particularly like do the same thing, I bet your reaction will be slightly different.

  • @hyphen8nick The bad acting and dry humor is what makes the video. It's the ridiculousness that makes it funny.

  • @Bones43x If you say so...

  • Anyone else feel like they were watching a ipad commercial. ?????????

  • John is so big that he makes his guitar look like a toy one.

  • The horrible acting made this a million times more great lol

  • damn... it's getting too annoying! Jordan rudess pushing his products down our throats every chance he gets...

    Watching dream theater now is just like watching tv advertisement. not classy, guys. should take that greed easy and focus on the music

  • At the beginning of the video, I thought John was going to tell me to sell my guitar and kill myself.

  • Listening to Dream Theater has helped me realize that I hate music, and that I should strangle every ninth person I meet.

  • Looks like a modern scene from Spinal tap :) great job.

  • Well Mr. Adam02 I really hope you're happy! You really made a name for yourself in DT as the "Youyube guy"! And that is awesome!

  • When JP says: "Hi, this is John Petrucci..." it's like something from "the outer limits" stuff!. By the way, the famous 50 tickets for life concerts are included on the "Box Set" only?... and finally, as JP says: "This box set it's gonna rock!", hehehe.

  • Jordan Rudess on acid...

  • ^^

  • "That's really beautiful Jordan"

    -"Thank you"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this band.

  • john petrucci's son *facepalm...dad...* xD

  • very talented piano player

  • ...the camera guy didn´t say anything... i think it´s John Myung :D

  • DT = epic rock band