A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(just spam it
@robair9911, don't know why you think republicans are so bad. Democrats were originally slave owners. Barrack Obama(probably spelled his name wrong) isn't bright either. He's fucking our country over.
@InwardSkateKrew Haslam rules, and which President since after Lincoln HASN'T progressively fucked over your country? Take the hint.. after the first assassination, maybe the Presidents are hand-picked by the real rulers...
My good friend Jeff were hanging out ,and he had to go to Adam Jones' House up the street. He then called me and put me on the phone w/ Adam Jones. Travis Pastrana was talking in the background. It was so cool!!!
@robair9911 Dude what the fuck are you politics so off the spectrum you seriously replied to a year old comment just be cause chuck has more republican views. Just go fuck your self you arrogant cunt
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thanks every body at my skate park beat me up and call me fagg cause I'm sponserd by k-mart I get used to it though they usaly spit on my k-mart board then punch me in the face but I get free wrist bands from k-mart (:
Yeah I went to the store and said can you sponsor me in skateboarding then they asked me to give them 20 bucks and I'm sponserd they don't have any competitons but they make me clean the store every now and then and I get free wrist bands (:
To me he looks more like Rob Zombie than like Jesus...
blackhole990 3 weeks ago
Daumen hoch wenn ihr Daumen hoch gedrückt habt.
pivotskiteMX 4 weeks ago
Is there anything he CAN'T do?
zrecer 1 month ago
0:15 i have to learn that now
SePpOoN123 3 months ago
240p we meet again
mrxnathe 4 months ago
@wizard4353 And yours will never be.
sheffblade100 5 months ago
i love how theyre saying that he controls the board so well as he failing a dozen tricks XD
AMSWorldTV 6 months ago
He tok a slam at Slam Cite Jam! :D
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jul7254 6 months ago
23 people cant tre
aslocum3 6 months ago
yo sucke azz
superhero23ful 6 months ago
Joeldevour that sounds like a chuck Norris joke! Lol that's so true tho
Mrbaconbits1996 7 months ago
this was 2006
olivertheretard 7 months ago
Can he skate on water since he is jesus ?
AdmireBMX 7 months ago 28
Chris Haslam is not jesus. Jesus is chris haslam...
JoelDavour 7 months ago 22
chris haslam does shit you cant do in video games
TacoOnSteroids 7 months ago
It was cool that he want to take his skateboard at 0:16 - 0:18
ShinnCookies 7 months ago
I didn't know kid rock was a pro boarder.
1a2y3d4e5n6 8 months ago
@robair9911, don't know why you think republicans are so bad. Democrats were originally slave owners. Barrack Obama(probably spelled his name wrong) isn't bright either. He's fucking our country over.
InwardSkateKrew 8 months ago
@InwardSkateKrew Haslam rules, and which President since after Lincoln HASN'T progressively fucked over your country? Take the hint.. after the first assassination, maybe the Presidents are hand-picked by the real rulers...
spankysteez 7 months ago
i hate slow computers
aslocum3 8 months ago
has chrislam
VoltagE1337 9 months ago
JESUS ON A SKATE BOARD ♥
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TerraceSk8er97 10 months ago
Dude This guy is my Role model Chris haslam AKA Jesus I wonder if jesus Shredded back then like he did now (;
skategeek45 10 months ago
looks like a hipster
ngmaze 10 months ago
F*ckin' whiteboys and chuck norris. Faggs.
one8apc1 10 months ago
hes coming to simpel session fuck yeah
galdesgns 1 year ago
i was trying this trick i couldn`t do it so i turned off my x-box.
CameronLathropTM 1 year ago
He is the 60's in a shirt...
Loo0Lzz 1 year ago
he never learned not to jump over chains!!
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My good friend Jeff were hanging out ,and he had to go to Adam Jones' House up the street. He then called me and put me on the phone w/ Adam Jones. Travis Pastrana was talking in the background. It was so cool!!!
JALUBEE99 1 year ago
But.. Couldn't jesus do everything? xD
rockingmadness 1 year ago
The most legenday People in one Person...
Jesus and
Chuck Norris
DuduMCG09 1 year ago
hes my fav skater :P
RealLifeOf5Psychos 1 year ago
@RealLifeOf5Psychos who jesus? jk
bradyz28 1 year ago
kid rock
ert1ert1 1 year ago 2
lets hack mrpeterbuckley account!!
AcidParanoid 1 year ago
Guys Respect for him stop with the Jesus crap he is one of the best sk8ters about
eddycatflap 1 year ago
Didn't know Kid Rock was good at anything...
tehmrfq340 1 year ago
in skate 3 he looks like a fucking monkey lol
chooseychunk 1 year ago
check my lightshow vids out :D
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RaveBeSwag 1 year ago
Fuckin fag hippie
mrpeterbuckley 1 year ago
@mrpeterbuckley HEY!
FUCK YOU!
WilliamZotteck 1 year ago
@mrpeterbuckley Go teabag a beartrap you cunt
Sleightofhandsz 1 year ago
he wasent pro in 05???
cheatsago456 1 year ago
heaven on 4 wheels
SkaterINDIA 1 year ago 3
For every time Chris Haslam bails, a new baby is born.
ShadowxMaker 1 year ago 2
@ShadowxMaker if that were true there would be very few babies
thebooshnut 1 year ago
@thebooshnut Nearby!
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johanmojica11 1 year ago
He's having a baby everytimes he bails or falls
QkPhil 1 year ago
globe 4 life
DaHippest101 1 year ago
jesus de aydua
oldskoolisthebest 1 year ago
Was that a laser flip or 360 flip
kunfublitz 1 year ago
@kunfublitz Tre
tonyredmond12 1 year ago
the last trick are cool
TA12lol 1 year ago
this guy makes a good name for gingers
madmarcus386 1 year ago
@madmarcus386 What the fuck are you talking about? His hair is fucking brown dude
jNordz 1 year ago
NOW i get why his last name sounds like has-slam
shuffle811 1 year ago
he has good kick flip sex changes
steezystonehendrikx 1 year ago
WHOS DA MAN!? i mean jesus of skateboarding!
twipex22 1 year ago
he looks like a homeless dog the bounty hunter
skatetilyadrop18 1 year ago
see look, even jesus likes skate boarding, fuck you bmxers. :D
1StEp2FaR4 1 year ago 2
he looks like our default jesus
druii2 1 year ago
@druii2 haha so true
tylowylo12321 1 year ago
@LiterateNigger HAHAHAHAHAH TWERP? your a fucking loser go suck a fat one you cunt
supfoolio2114 1 year ago
what kinda faggot calls someone a twerp? you sound like a 5 year old girl..... fag.......
michaelmyersh2 1 year ago
hahahahah he looks like jesus! lmfao
Haslam is a beast-ass skater though
DoomVillain818 1 year ago
steezy ass tre!!
michaelmyersh2 1 year ago
This is '06.
Perrin4TW 1 year ago
haha its jesus skating!
just kidding he's dope
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TURYMANS 2 years ago
nice ;p
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bajs korv med mos ::::)))::OOOOOO
ollicool123 2 years ago
lol du är bajskorv med mos
pockiz12 1 year ago
Chris haslam is the best man
bulk108 2 years ago 26
sourfin go look at mj videos then. haslam kills mj. hands down
snwbrdhi5522 2 years ago
that dude is stuck in the 70's XD but it doesnt matter duz he's a dope skater.
bambam4526 2 years ago 4
Chris Haslam = Definition of Skating Professional
SkillsOfADude 2 years ago 8
i'd say that marc johnson is more of the definition
sourfin 2 years ago
Dude com on im not saying that marc johnson sucks dont get me wrong hes really good bu haslam is fucking amazing and so creative and in team almost!
SkillsOfADude 2 years ago
yeah, but mj has one of the most tech video parts of all time...and chocolate dude
sourfin 2 years ago 3
ahahahahhah TEAM ALMOST!
enjoiskating88 2 years ago 8
FUCK YEA DaWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SkillsOfADude 2 years ago 2
@SkillsOfADude Both Haslam & MJ are innovative in their own way. You can't compare them. Different Styles, both amazing.
JohnDubwize 1 year ago
wow he does look like a mix of Chuck Norris and Jesus
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He looks nothing like Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a cunt. Stfu.
TootNug 2 years ago
haha thtz wht make him cool
CWPGOD 2 years ago
he also skates just like that!^^
BreitLinK89 2 years ago
he skates like chuck norris fights.
martin04409 2 years ago 8
@Cmartin40 hahahhaha. that was funny
iuriSalvador 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 That's because he probably is.
TACOfarmerXD 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 not that much
DCwearproductions 1 year ago
@Cmartin40
...he IS a mix of them!
bendon81 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 He's the best of both worlds...
CpmStudios 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 no. they are him seperated
at123er 1 year ago
@Cmartin40
He IS a mix of Chuck Norris and Jesus
333Seid333 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 he is chuck norris and jesus
maddeeeeen 1 year ago
@Cmartin40 hes cheesus
Sk8forfunitsfun 11 months ago
@Cmartin40 Fuck Chuck Norris, hee is a republican swine.
robair9911 10 months ago
@robair9911 Dude what the fuck are you politics so off the spectrum you seriously replied to a year old comment just be cause chuck has more republican views. Just go fuck your self you arrogant cunt
not4useofidiots 9 months ago
@Cmartin40 and he skates like one to
theCamelHeard 8 months ago
JESUS OF SKATEBOARDING.
chewbacapubes 2 years ago 14
Chuck Norris of skating
D2JR09 2 years ago 3
hellll yeah!
coceansk8s 2 years ago
FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!
farfromfamousskate 2 years ago
Haslam is the shit but hes an ass on skate 2, hes always knocking me over and shit.
thefckinreal 2 years ago 80
@thefckinreal pj is that way for me
v0lcomskate 1 year ago
@thefckinreal same dude only now, in skate 3, its fuckin koston
123MrBlubbernugget 1 year ago
@thefckinreal lool i kill him in the boneyard by ollie of a building into a ramp then into chris haslam :P
mrpringle97 11 months ago
@thefckinreal Haha, love your comment man, I know what your talking about!
TheBMXFred 10 months ago
jeez, whats the dude below me's problem.lol
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just shut the fuck up stop talkin bout wiggers and whatch it fuckers
wasarichbitch101 2 years ago
LOLOL
lagcraft 2 years ago
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Remember when Haslam was a wigger? Like 3 years ago?
flip92 2 years ago
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More then 3 years ago..
Like 8 or something i think
emiljl 2 years ago
dude like every skater was a wigger. look at jamie thomas's "chomp on this". that one takes the cake. still a great vid though.
modernwarfare02 2 years ago 2
that song in jamies part was a joke.
bartv 2 years ago
I rate Chris Haslam is like the best skater in the world at the moment
Dobermann2323 2 years ago
totaly agree. hes the shit! so legit!
downthefaith 2 years ago
That was a regular tre dumbass chris haslam rides goofy.
JaredJacknife91 2 years ago
damn man...the guy asked a simple question, you didn't have to go and resort to name calling.
Alvin2K4S 2 years ago 2
wos dat a swits tre
juuCoyCwalk 2 years ago
i was there =)
talltooth 2 years ago
,e too
supernoodlesmadness 2 years ago
wat happened 2 slam city
Rob42dXb 2 years ago
i did'nt know jesus could skate xD
sk8king112 2 years ago 53
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SeeYouFoolsInHell 2 years ago
its not jesus, this is how jesus would skate if he did :P
xXSOADDUDEXx 2 years ago 3
@sk8king112 but how would he else be able to get around so fast?
CrissAngelFreakAss 1 year ago
@sk8king112 you forget the fact that hes freaking JESUS! XD
ScottyBoiy 1 year ago
dude i swear to god i think this is jesus lol haha.
i bet jesus was a skater!!!
they should make a family guy episode of chris haslam being jesus lol
skatereatsmonster 2 years ago 10
he is truly jesus on a skateboard
mrt266 2 years ago 16
Phat 360flip over the chain :)
cidknight 2 years ago
i never knew jesus could skate
FerasSkoots 2 years ago 6
lmao
ytSouljah 2 years ago 3
no he's pro he skates for globe
RiderFilth06 2 years ago
wow chris is a an "am"?
harunDMC 2 years ago
oh y cumshoted
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this erected my penis
REATARD67 2 years ago
boned treflip sick!, his style is like an orgasm
joosias1994 2 years ago
thats just what he is. Jesus for Skateboarding
xedistri 2 years ago
yeah the jesus of skatebording
warnerkickass123 2 years ago 4
he looks like jesus on a skateboard lol
jetsam42 2 years ago 83
AGREED idk what it is like no one i kno knows this guy but he is so sick..
fleshdonut 2 years ago
dude, surely after almost round 3 & cheese and crackers, EVERYONE knew who this guy was?
have these people been in cryo-stasis for the last 5 years or something? xD
QuickDrawUK 2 years ago 3
innit
warnerkickass123 2 years ago
hahahahahaxD priceless
centralskating 2 years ago
@jetsam42 he is jesus on a skateboard
co405 1 year ago 2
@jetsam42 he is jesus
co405 1 year ago 2
@jetsam42 no no no jesus looks like him
mattcrazylazy 1 year ago 4
@mattcrazylazy true :D
Fille966 1 year ago
@jetsam42 he is jesus on a skateboard
b45skate 1 year ago
@jetsam42 lol im the 69th like
totomaster97 1 year ago
i seriously love this guy's style.. no homo i just wish i could shred like this dude
skatesnowboarderdude 2 years ago 2
Chris haslam RULEZ
Ratman696969ll 2 years ago 4
the jesus of skateboarding
omgasiansensation 2 years ago 30
lol
TurdFilms 2 years ago
why is he so hairy
fellows00 2 years ago
he's a sasquach
starcaster88 2 years ago 4
because he's a beast.
flipdeck1818 2 years ago 6
ye when you're a skate beast you have to look like one too...
I mean he wouldn't be that BEAST when he would be shaved lol.
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nice
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driftmaniack 2 years ago
that was crazy.
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skatergrif01 2 years ago
Chris Haslam looks like Big Foot lol
PivotXX 2 years ago 2
dude haslam is AMAZING!!
goertzey 2 years ago
I'm sponsored by k-mart from a scale of 1-10 how much of a poser am I?
trashtalker16 2 years ago
-1 K-mart is the shit
micshaz 2 years ago
thanks every body at my skate park beat me up and call me fagg cause I'm sponserd by k-mart I get used to it though they usaly spit on my k-mart board then punch me in the face but I get free wrist bands from k-mart (:
trashtalker16 2 years ago
fuck em, they arent good enough for k-mart.
micshaz 2 years ago
Yeah I went to the store and said can you sponsor me in skateboarding then they asked me to give them 20 bucks and I'm sponserd they don't have any competitons but they make me clean the store every now and then and I get free wrist bands (:
trashtalker16 2 years ago
rock and roll dawg, keep killing it for k-mart
micshaz 2 years ago 2
lol cool no free boards?
bannaboard 2 years ago
Naw every time I ask for a board they tell me I'm not worth and give me a wrist band.
trashtalker16 2 years ago
oh that sucks
bannaboard 2 years ago
Yeah but what ever I'm gona try and get sponsored by element next summer (: