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  • women..*facepalm*

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  • "Lets appreciate and value everyones values and cultures.. but guess what? Not all cultures are equal. "

    LOLWUT?

  • I'm a democrat, however respect the views of some republicans, however when you have people like this that come up here and just ramble ramble and ramble it's hard to continue giving that same respect to the republicans. It's really easy for one or a couple of faces to represent an entire party...

  • Wow...

  • looks like her botox is crooked.

  • *facepalm*

  • Is this Mario-Kart music?? - How fitting...... Paws Up for gay marriage!! = D

  • I'm a Muslim Catholic and I find this video offensive.

  • @ProSitu

    I think everyone finds this video offensive lol

  • Gay marriage would lead to group marriage?

    So fucking what?!

  • She is another air head like Palin

  • 1:40 OMG! I feel...I feel violated. 

  • Yea you betcha.

    Is it tradition that all republican women are retarded?

  • Can you imagine this idiot would have stayed in the presidential race - and would have been elected?

    NO, NO, the Americans are not stupid. This woman can not get more stupid. Please Michele, go to your hubby and get treatment in his clinic, - oh, you already went? That´s says it all...well, I feel sorry for you!

  • Bachmann has to be a natural blonde...

  • Somebody put this woman in a sound-proof box.

  • @mepowell46 LOL!! XD

  • Muslim Catholics? lololololol

  • From a neutral Canadian who has absolutely no allegiance to any party in the states: This woman is a fucking lunatic and those who follow her need to be studied extensively by neurologists

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  • Saudi Arabia is the Saudi Arabia of Saudi Arabia

  • Those damn Muslim-Catholics

  • whats this music called

  • @TheDudleyheathens its the benny hill theme. idk what its called

  • I wonder who they have in mind for bachmann, since she is soon going to be forced into a gay marriage.

  • "only in america..."

    :)

  • by a muslim catholic... i love the look on her face when she realized she fucked up pretty bad

  • people are forced to have gay marriages? Well that sounds unfair, what if their not even gay? what a dumbass bitch

  • Oh no! Gay marriage is being forced upon us! Well, guess I'll grab my ankles and get it over with...

  • Is it just me? Or is this women mentally ill? She speaks like a person with mental deficiencies. 

  • SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!

    YOU'RE BEYOND BEING AN IDIOT!!!

  • So a President has the ability to cause swine flu to break out across America? Gee, didn't know that.

  • a muslim catholic........... omg

  • Do you think Fox News hires people who don't know what they're talking about on purpose?

    I mean, what's the deal? Why is she even ON the news, as if she has some relevant information to add to a topic? Why do we should we CARE about her opinions are, as if they're valid? The news already HAS people on the air that read from a teleprompter! They're called "news anchors"! What do you need another one for?!

  • @FrankLightheart Because people are shitbirds and also out of touch

  • "We are the Saudi Arabia of oil"

    No actually Saudi Arabia is the Saudi Arabia of oil, Ms. Dumb Bitch.

  • Cmon people stop making fun of her. Its not fair to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

  • You gotta admit she is soooooo funny!!!

  • I wish we were the Saudia Arabia, at least this dumb bitch would be dumped at home & not in politics ! lol

  • 1:12 That was the dumbest thing I've heard from a politician in a while.

    Also, what's wrong with polygamy, so long as everyone agrees to the arrangement?

  • 1:12 That was the dumbest thing I've heard from a politician in a while.

    Also, what's wrong with polygamy, so long as everyone agrees to the arrangement?

  • I remember the swine flu during NIxon's presidency.

    I'm not opposed to group marriage or polygamy as long as the people involved want that.

  • Watch out backmann. Maybe you one day find your self being married to a bunch of gay fish. It's just logical is all. Hope you save us from this future!

  • @MrHooga43 From what I understand, her husband loves fish sticks.

  • @tooreal1912 On the outside chance that your not a troll. Which of those statements that she made is true? You state that "Alot of things she said were 'actually' true". Now back that up with facts.

  • lool @ gangsta government, ooh just because a black man is president, our government has now become gangsta government

  • She's telling it like it is and THAT'S insulting? Gangsta government? Not all cultures are created equal? Facts are facts.

  • I saw nothing but positives here, forgiving the shot heard 'round the world. Obama thinks we have 57 states.....woops.

  • Bachmann has the answer to the BIG conspiracy people...Swine Flu was caused by Democrats.Lol

  • Still better than Palin

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • "...they used the US Census Information to round up the Japanese and put them in internment camps..."

    No, Honey -- they used good ol' racial and religious bigotry to round up the Japanese-AMERICANS and put them in internment camps. Say, did they round up Italian-Americans and German-Americans and put them in camps, too? We were at war with Italy and Germany, too, remember?

    Why, no! We didn't round up fellow white Americans who belonged to cultural groups who were predominantly Christian. Hmmm.

  • Actually... the United States Census Bureau has admitted to releasing information about where the Japanese-Americans were living for the purpose of interning them.

  • "Not that Muslims are bad..." No, Michelle, you'd just like to mention that...for no particular reason. Just an interesting little bit of trivia. That's all. Why, NO -- why would we even THINK you meant anything by that?!

  • Lessee...she accepted campaign contributions from Frank Vennes, Jr., convicted of fraud, money laundering, illegal firearms sales and cocaine trafficking. And she went to bat for her major contributor and friend Vennes, attempting to get a presidential pardon for him (in 2008). At the time he had only been convicted of money laundering, illegal firearms sales and cocaine pushing. Whew--good thing he hadn't done anything immoral!

    So later on, she's preaching morality to the American people? Wow.

  • DER DER I'M MICHELLE BACHMAN

  • reminds me of bush

  • Who on Gods earth voted for this fuckwit. If her IQ was any bigger she'd be a cabbage.

  • @GreenmanXIV That's an insult to the cabbage.

  • @alienthurandthur I apologise, I aimed to high with cabbage. Is pond slime OK with you.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • It really worries me that someone this fucking stupid could even attain this level of government.

  • Lol gangster government

  • yep shes fucking retarded

  • So those that supported this IDIOT please come forward and let yourself me heard. We want to see where the morons are in this country.

  • (ignoring that she's republican) Why can we actually have a female candidate that's GOOD???

  • Haha gangster government

  • It's amazing she's still allowed to speak......

  • People hate the 0:16 clip because it's true.

  • Seriously? Gay marriage would lead to group marriage? I wasn't aware there was a sexuality exclusively attracted to GROUPS of people at a time

  • @Californiakid5 Lets all get married... to each other! Eyeroll..

  • Alot of things she said were actually true.

  • @tooreal1912 YOU ARE A MORON REALIZE IT AND IT WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON

  • im not going to say she's stupid. she's far brighter than palin is, but she's still pretty dumb. or at the very least incredibly misguided. its amazing what religious extremists can get away with saying/doing.

  • @D3viouz1 Saying someone is far brighter than Sarah Palin is like me saying you're far brighter than my Pekinese. :Þ

  • Can't you all see? This lady doesn't need to be the president. She just needs some deep dicking.

  • Wow. Just goes to show you that as long as you say you believe the right things, you will get the undereducated/misinformed/prej­udice vote. It's like that Family Guy episode where Lois just says " NINE...ELEVEN..." and everyone claps. They use buzzwords to get their constituents all excited. On a lighter note, she is absolutely adorable. Like a dumb little puppy who runs into walls.

  • @toxicityrckr The last part of your comment had me dying!

  • RON PAUL 2012!

  • @tootncartman

    Give it a fucking rest, fanboy.

  • Bachmann 2012

    ........nah, just kidding

  • Haha it even looks like Glen Beck think she's a stupid bitch.

  • She's nuttier than a fruitcake.

  • @jckfmsincty

    She's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition.

  • some jizz on her face should shut her up...well maybe not

  • Palin and Bachman are the reasons men would stay away from American women..... They always appear to know what they are talking about and keep yabbering on about pointless things so you just say..... Shut up!..... and run away.

  • damn she's got some big ears!

    Haha...Dumbo Michelle

  • who let her out of the kitchen?

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  • She sounds like the mother from Bobby's world, don't you know.

  • wtf *unt

  • Fuck you Michele Bachmann!

  • There are definitely better, well, worse quotes.

  • Her and Palin need to make a porno; that's all they're good for.

  • @EeeeeeeGen I doubt that. I like semi intelligent actresses in porn. These two couldn't come close to reaching Bush's IQ level. And that's pretty goddamn low.

  • @weirdguy75 I actually heard bush's iq was over 130.

  • This woman is a retard

  • show your titties already

  • It feels like this is a Bad Lip Reading video

  • "Are they pro-America? Or are they ant-eye America?"

  • ahaa what a strange woman ahaa

  • She's hot and after I got done with her, she would be a liberal.

  • uh. wow, not the brightest bulb in the box, huh?

  • Some one needs to start taking there meds again.

  • you can't script this stuff

  • You would have to be a drugged up demented quack to speak like Michelle.

  • lolwut, I couldn't come up with this shit if I was high

  • How do these people get elected to congress?

  • @ListenandQuestion Because of American Idiots who will listen to someone who they like, for reasons besides the political opinions.

  • Michelle Bachmann is right

  • @RasmusDog ... ... ... About what?

  • Go back to Minnesota and stay there you dumb batshit cunt. And take that faggoty husband with you.

  • Politicians like her are a reason I hate politics.

  • I am sorry -Minnesota

  • "Without this amendment, Minnesota could have gay marriage imposed on us..."

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, without this amendment, each man in Minnesota will be REQUIRED BY LAW to marry another man, and each woman will be REQUIRED BY LAW to marry another woman! Pick a same-sex spouse NOW from your circle of friends. You don't want to GO TO JAIL if there should happen to be an odd number of men or women in our state and you find yourself as the odd man or woman out! You would be arrested!!

  • If they had an IQ contest between Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry, who would win? I have no idea.

  • at the age of 10 i knew more about politics and international relations than she does

  • Summary translation : derp derp derp derp

  • MICHELE BACKMANN... YOU BE GONE YOU BE GONE.... UNBELIEVABLE!!

  • @26malacha She will be gone.... lol gone... gone!

  • I heard that she believes in intelligent design and thinks that it should be taught in school. Are all US politicians this retarded? Just had to ask

  • Michelle Bachmann looks like an evil Marilu Henner. No offense Marilu.

  • She belongs in the kitchen, fuck this bitch.

  • she looks just like that woman from the westboro baptist church and she is running for president lol

  • is this woman actually for real?

  • yah ill put it in her butt

  • I'm a gangster admiral in the imperial fleet FUCK MICHELE BACHMANN!!!

  • @TheDarthEmperor you know what they call BOYS that make jokes about women belonging in the kitchen? SINGLE:)

  • This video proves women belong in the kitchen and NOT in politics. No fuckin sense what so ever. Bitch better have my lunch bag ready!

  • What a fucking handicapped

  • you be the man? This chick is stupid

  • stupid prick

  • RETARD..

  • Palin pisses me the hell off but Bachman is just hilarious!

  • fuck her, she is so fucking stupid

  • She is not right about anything

  •  Bachmann is anti American.

  • shes actually right about a few things

    like the fact that not all culture are equal theres obviously some foundation to that.

    Do you consider north american culture and philosophy of life at the same level as theocratic charria runned population where lapidation of women is allowed?

    common...western civilisation is up there, it intergrated other cultures to its view of the world and is built on christian principles. Also theres human rights and science to consider

  • @MrNovoid Where does this nonsense of "Christian principles" come from - western culture (at least the modern one) is NOT built on Christian principles ...

  • @pubuman i dont think its nonsense at all you can go search in greek litterature and ancient egyptian history all you like you found any notion of charity and universal love anywhere

    even plato and aristotle wich are the 2 geniuses of ancient times didnt conceive a form of divine humanism like the one presented in the synoptic texts.

    Nietzche was right about the ancient when he said theres an omnipresent fatalism in their mind.

    Christ made a revolution in human morals.

    Christ

  • @MrNovoid Also subverted the greek pessimist view of the world with the esperance of eternal love wich is the philosophical foundation of hapiness.

    No true hapiness or freedom is possible in a world where everything is arbitrary : a world without revelation.

    Therefore the substance of american democracy is christian philosophy wich can be recognize as truly intelligent and subversive of evil even by atheist.

    Thank you and you are welcome to respond

    have a nice day

  • @MrNovoid

    "Christ made a revolution in human morals."

    Too bad Christians didn't follow suit.

  • @MrNovoid im sorry to say this one mate but im gonna have to call you out on it for now, you are absolutely correct, christianity did infact revolutionize the morality of europe and eastern asia, but this is primarily because of where it spouted up, christiantiy was spread by word of mouth and written message around the mediterranian faster than any thing ever had prior to that time and in an age where roman society was in a depresssion and corruption was rampant these views were adopted easily.

  • @MrNovoid however, even though christianity spread faster and focused morality does not mean that there was no morals prior to it and that christianity itself remained pure, during the great schism most of christianity was lost to catholic idolism and corruption rose yet again from the very religion that spoke against it and caused havok in all of europe, asia however, with very little influence from christianity, remained perfectly moral under the school of confucianism.

  • @pubuman Then please tell me where is the origin of the modern world morals if its roots are outside the Bible.

    You cannot call what people say ''nonsense'' without attempting to answer the challenge that you pose.

    You now have to explain, where did the notion of charity, universal love and fraternity appeared in human history.

    As i told you before, those moral principles are absent of both greek and egyptian civilisation.

    Good luck to demonstrate a foundation to your argument.

  • @MrNovoid -_- seriously? Plato, Socrates, Confucious, Lao Tsu, Mohism, Buddhism, etc. Morality is based on empathy which almost all humans possess and the pursuit peace and civility. It's what any society requires in order for civilization to form since there needs to be trust between people for them to work together. So of course morality existed before and independently of the Bible.

  • @MengoMango You just used the straw men fallacy wich consist in attacking a caricatural version of one's argument.

    I did't say that ethical code didnt exist before christianity,i said that christian morals didnt exist before christianity wich absolutely make sense.

    We are the heirs(westerners)neither of lao-tseu or confcucius but of christianity.

    Now Socrates never spoke of empathy as we define it . Is ethics is basically intellectualism.

    Quote him if you can prove otherwise.

  • @MrNovoid and if to talk about the morality of Jesus he often contradicts himself.

    1. "Turn The other cheek" is contradicted by "You should do towards others what you want others to do towards you."

    2. He consistently threatens people with the fire of hell if they would not see him as superior and their main teacher.

    3. Gospel of Matthew 3:10 "every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down and cast into fire" feel free to burn everything that's not fertile.

  • @mirta000 Now i am Glad that you bring those up.

    You have to know what hell is : its a location where the soul is tortured but can only be reached if ones volountaraly chooses to renounce God and makes a deal with Satan.

    You have to choose hell to be sent to hell because "every man will be judged in the light of is own knowledge''

    Therefore christ exort people to love others and themselves and to follow their reason and most honnest feelings.

  • @MrNovoid have you ever read the bible? It has plenty of commandments and being a good person has nothing to do with avoiding hell.

  • @mirta000 Actually, to go to hell you must have faith that it does exist so please do not listen to frustrated christian who call you a blasphemy or such.

    In the most recent catholic cathecesis it is writtend that somebody who honnestly and deeply feels something is wrong with catholicism or christianism and believe it goes against morals, justice and truth will be saved on the basis of their ignorance.

    The question is : do you really believe christianism is evil?

  • @MrNovoid how can you even say "in the most recent catholic cathecesis"? If you are an actual Christian you should know that anything that came after Old Testament is false, because the Old Testament itself says so.

  • @MrNovoid Finally, theres is no contradiction in what christ says or do because the truth cannot be heard by human beeings in only one small sentence. You have to interpret the texts with both reason and faith to extract the truth from it. It is not an exercice of pure semantics it as to do with feelings.

    Turn the other cheek when you have to and fight back for whats right when needed is what i feel christ meant when he expressed what you quoted.

    Read it with hope too!

    Have fun !

  • @MengoMango hey morality not only existed before christianity but it may also predate man in the animal kingdom, have a read of Dawkins take on memes in evolution (not his hypothesis but interesting nonetheless)

  • @MengoMango I used to think that too, that it was based entirely on empathy, now i believe that a common religion is needed to outline in black and white what is blatantly morally right. To keep people in line when they may not feel empathetic, or when their conscience has to make a decision theyre not used to. you get me?

  • @MrNovoid According to Deuteronomy 22:28-29. a virgin female who was not engaged to be married and who was raped was required to marry her attacker, no matter what her feelings were towards the rapist.

    xodus 21:4 indicates that a slave owner could assign one of his female slaves to one of his male slaves as a wife. Not to mention it's completely fine to have slaves.

    Could list many more examples. The morals of today are simply not the morals of the Bible.

  • @mirta000 Well you are quoting some directive of the old testament wich have to be interpreted in the light of their historical context.

    The New testament is actually quite easy to defend.

    However ill conceide something, Christian morals are not dominent in the minds of people it was abandonned for false values of cash, profit, domination and such.

    Rejoice that there are still some good christians out there unless our society would have fallen appart alot earlier

  • @MrNovoid yet countries that are mainly atheist are doing far better. Figure that out.

  • @mirta000 Sure, Norway as an instance? Where abortion is now seen as a bennine practice. Where the divorce rate is one of the highest in the world. Where children are raised by government worker. Where prostitution is legal. Its a Socialist system with some strong babylonian influence. But yeah they have a lot of money that their providence is giving them and that makes them confortable happpy and docile. How and why? Atheism? no Answer: Oil plus a huge national debt socialism
  • @mirta000

    So yeah socialism works very well for mind control and keeping people confortable through an authoritarian state that will only reveal its tyranny when theres no more oil and cash to borrow.

    Basically atheistic nation needs socialism to be happy.

    Im not American, Im a french cannuck from Quebec.

    We have that here

    Mass Atheism and hatred against christians and jews + no rights to own arms+ huge debt+mafia corruption+ failed healthcare and education

    Viva Fidel!? lol

  • @MrNovoid a) abortion is something performed when the parasite in you is not yet sentient.

    b) Divorce - nor being forced to live with a person that cheats/ abuses you. A highly religious country that I'm in - Lithuania - is not far from Norway in that number by the way and United States surpass Norway in that regard (highly Christian place)

    c) legalizing prostitution gives means of controlling it and making sure that prostitutes don't carry diseases.

  • @MrNovoid d) Somehow I did not hear about hatred towards Jews anywhere.

    e) Lithuania - highly religious country - you can't have a weapon, your minimum pay is lower than your heating bills, mafia getting rid of people, murderers only getting 10 years in jail.

    f) How is the education and healthcare system of Norway failed?

  • @mirta000 a) that non sentient being, will one day grow to be a free thinking indvidual like yourself, who are you to deny its right to live. Also, legalizing abortion may cause young adults to be more careless when having sex.

    c) Legalizing prostitution does not guarantee control, especially in the short run. And why would anyone want to encourage such a degrading job, its usually seen as the rock-bottom thing for a woman to do.

  • @AuntySemitist a) I would care about the people that are already