BEST AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION SLIPS!

[wolfluv77]

well i haven't got detention but i have gotten a bus slip because i put my head on a window because my friend cody was crowding my and i am closterfobic

[AminaBrandey]

i got iss for crying -.- cuz a fat ass bitch was insulting my family .... ( i was a wimp then but now im not and if it were to happen again i wouldnt cry i beet the shit out of them)

[WormSIW]

I got arrested for attempting to complete a senior project while the rest of the class watched a rated "R" movie.

[BlackBlizzard84]

I honestly dont see the point in bus drivers holding power to give out detentions

[cheesball96]

That's what she said one should have been number one

[HowToGodwars]

I got detention for not speaking English when I moved to America. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[BlackBlizzard84]

Got a detention because my sisters bf said I was being wierd with my friends and told the bus driver and she said I was going to get wrote up

[Tictacmule57]

Got one 4 neck twich wat is a existing condition

[ParadiseChikk]

i got the worst detention i didn't get an answer right when the teacher asked me the question. so i had to stay in at lunch time and pick from the table the most gross moment of my life.

[aliiamour]

oh i also got detention for

1) forgetting to get a paper signed

2) for forgetting my homework (i got detention for that 3 times)

im such a badass....-.-

[aliiamour]

2 days of after school detention for being late -.-

[bannahispanicpower]

punching a kid in the face after calling me a spic.... felt so damn good :3

[MrSlapAHoe36]

I got a Dhall for getting a Dhall

[AuraScar]

During a history lesson, my friend got a detention for asking the teacher if she liked the coffee she was drinking. lol he sounded so serious. xD

[LilZoey231]

My teacher gave me dentention because i threw a pencil on the floor WTF?!?!

[ePrebbs]

The worst detention I've ever had was when in Yr5 we needed football boots and black socks. My mum hadn't had the chance to go out and get them because she's busy because she's a single mum. I explained this to my school, but after a couple of weeks, they gave me a detention.

We had to write on a piece of paper why we were in detention, and I wrote just that. They must

have felt so stupid! I did like my old school though ( I'm in high school now).

[ParadiseChikk]

@ePrebbs so u hav better friends at ur high skl rather than ur old skl?

[ePrebbs]

@ParadiseChikk I never said that Tajie!!!!!

[MrSquirrelpunter]

i got a detention for talking, no really

[mashew24]

detention for jumping off a 1 foot slide

[cupcakemanisawsome]

saying yo mamma jokes in class

[xXxtomboygirlyxXx]

1. lunch detention for getting an attitude with the teacher. she was pissing me off first!!!

2. lunch detention for chewing gum.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TEACHERS THESE DAYS??!!

[joblessalex]

For hiccups I couldn't stop.

[K9KOD4]

writing trolololo on a table......BAM after school :D

[STONEPOWERS600]

Asking permission to speak. Lol detonation

[AustinTillsonSpiked]

I got detention for clapping and saying my teachers name she said it was disrespect

[oliverjumelle]

once i got about 40 detentions in school during the year. DIDNT DO ANY OF THEM AND NOTHING HAPPEND

[km2177CHARGERS]

someone brought a switch blade 2 school and because i knew he had a weapon on him and did not report it i got a detention

[stringentGman]

Played rick astley's never gonna give you up in class.

Teacher said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE"

I said "Problem" and attempted to do the troll face

[cheerioassassin]

@stringentGman HAHAHA LMFAO

[TeamChesnutRice]

Oh, I also got detention for acting out the cold war in world history, I was "off task" but our class was studying the cold war... I dont get it...

[TeamChesnutRice]

@Samman912 idk if you got your question answered, but baka is from the Japanese language and means goat which is an insult and means idiot or stupid.... That's my understanding of it

[TeamChesnutRice]

I got detention for saying and writing everything in a pidgin that i made up consisting of Spanish and Japanese

[knate44]

the real reason he got a detention was because "all your base ARE belong to us". What are they teaching kids these days!

[samplaya21]

i got detention for laughing with my friends

[MrArber00]

i got derention for kliking a pencil:(

[Peanutbutter609]

My friend got a detention for stepping out the line to answer a teachers question -_-

[kendallluvr1021]

PONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! :D

[TommyG360]

i got a dentention a for sneezing fit :(

[bR3nNaN57]

i got a detention for running around the school in my underwear screaming " I GOTTTA PEEE!!!!"

[Dinosuarsgorawr1]

I got a detention for doing my homework

[horselove474]

i Got detention for not being dressed in gym class.........meaning i didnt have my gym clothes i hate the stupid lazy gym teacher

[skynet091287]

I got detention for raising my hand on every question. Even though i answered correctly every time, the teacher suddenly asked me to stay for 4 HOURS(!) after class. She even wrote a note to my mom that i was a "showoff", that didn't allow other students to try and answer. So my mom marched right up to her the next day and asked her why she didn't simple ask one of the other students raising their hands instead of me?

Not surprisingly, i never saw my teacher again! She got fired immediatly :)

[Rakic99]

whats the song at 0:04, plz i realy need it

[athenagettingready]

I got a detention for using the bathroom during lunch for 3 minutes... 

[Pricetaz]

Cool hairflip bro

[shotgun9922]

I was looking to the left making a test

DETENTION!

[chrisgoingcrazy]

Me and my friend got trouble today cuz we called a teacher "shemale" then she got mad and sent us to office...1 day ISS :)

[only1mexican]

i got a detention for clicking my pen more than once, i clicked it twice, when i started my noted and when i finished my notes

[matt4jeff]

i ate a lollipop that the teacher gave me for answering the question right. DETENTION!!!!!1

[TheBloodShoWx]

I got a DT for answering a question right, I guess my school takes it pretty seriously when you dont raise your hand

[Samman912]

@brandivirae what is a BAKA? can u tell me please

[brandivirae]

looking out a window but i almost got suspention from the principle he said i yelled out to a kid to f**k off how dare that that BAKA

[CaitlinsComicsAlt]

I looked out the window in 3rd grade and I was a new student in the school. BAM. detention and no field trip. WTF.

[aNuclearfilms]

chewing gum in health class. 

[deathmaiden5]

my friend got introuble for talking about a piece of paper on the bus..

[Tbtemplex97]

I laughed very quietly, DETENTION!

[celelely]

i corrected the social studies teacher,and she kept yelling thats not it.i got detention,and after that she said she was sorry a lot of times because she was wrong XDDDDDDDDDD

[OMGGirlHeather]

Threw paper on bus.....wow

[22Eduardo9]

I was talking, so the teacher said, sarcastically "Oh I'm sorry, I'll just wait for you to finish" I replied "That's okay, just don't let it happen again", and continued talking.

[robertdevald]

I never had detention.

[breyerSLS]

i was tardy like 15 times... so gay! i think a 6:30 tim hortons cream cheese bagel is much more important than math! sha-da!

[TheRealPenguinGuys]

my worst detention was when was in class and i was sleeping and the teacher actually said to wake his lazy ass up all he does a be a fucking ingnorant shit so i told him to fuck off i was walking out and he thre homework at me and i said screw you and he went to grab me so i hit him and i walked out..i got expelled

[Raptor00106]

By worst detention was when my class actually voted me for it thinking it was a joke. The teacher was dead serious.

[SEBYXUS]

i had an erection....

[1ruby11]

for making farting noises and not stopping

[TheRealWhiteShadow98]

My principle suspended me for a week when he found out i was sleeping with his daughter...

[brenathebarbie]

i was turned side ways and my teacher said turn to the front of the desk and so i did but i was still talken then she said stop talkn so i got made stood on my chair and yelled why do you get to talk 24/7 .....and she said call my parents and i said call yours first and soo yeahhhh((:

[WillSnipeForSkittles]

Someone threw a bag of chips at me an I caught them, oh but those chips weren't his, oh I was trying to be a malignant bully by catching something thrown at me. Right?

[bleeach5]

my teacher took my jewelery and to get it back i told her my grandpa gave it to me and he died and at the end of class i took it off her desk. she gave me a detension coz she stayed at school till 10 trying to find it. i deserved it and i love my maths teacher :) <3

[waffleface333]

i was watching this during school and i did this comment now and my freind is looking over my shoulder so it was his fault i got caught

[ladygaga98745]

we were just sitting in class, and i had a argument with a girl that lunch, she was telling ym worst enemy, my enamy got up and started swearing and came up2 me and pushed me off my chair and brutally hit me, the teacher rushed to save me but she was quick, i got up and he said, r u ok? i said '' I TOLD U I WAS FUCKING GETTING BULLIED, ALLT EH TEACHERS HERE ARE FUCKING PRICKS!!'' and i walked out the building with 4 teachers chasing after me, i got the bus home , i got suspended for 2 weeks

[tecboy789]

dropping my pen

[GamerGirlCat]

I almost got a detention one time for something I didn't do, but a girl had forged a note with our music teacher's "signature" on it. We got our trays last, and had to sit at the detention table! :c

[illage2]

Worst reason for detention was for running out of school because I was being bullied.

[hotmammi22]

i threw a bag of skittels at my teachers head calmy said taste the rainbow bitch and walked out

[100Cozmo]

i asked to go to toilet fml

[NatalieRichard1515]

i asked my teacher a question about the homework... i got detention :(

[lkc112011]

i asked the teacher why she was being such an ass

[supermov13buff]

me and 3 friends fucked about during science with the teachers pen and made it explode while he was writing FUNNY AS FUCK even though i got a detention for lunch

[justinbieberfever711]

I was late to class three times. LAME AS FUCK

[narz5]

I..... welll.... got jam from the cafeteria and put it on my teachers chair it was a hot day so she was in a dress and she sat on it (: hehehe she deserved it.

[applemantech]

lol on ifunny i saw detention for running up to teacher and saying placing claymore, "runs back" double kill!!! LOL

[GirlWorthDiamonds]

the only detention i had?...i didnt do anything bad...OK OK so i locked the teacher in the broom cupboard. whatever.

[HungryFatCats]

I ate chips...

[thepsit]

The only detention I've ever gotten was for making a snowball.... I know, such a badass.

[iggykoopa123]

I'm the good kid.

[bluesocialistmafia]

also there actually was a fire alarm, our classroom was locked so i started randomly pointing at people and screaming "yoo are going to die!!!!!"

[bluesocialistmafia]

running out of the fire door screaming we are all going to die! when it was just the lunch bell.

[Momo66342]

I coughed.

DETENTION!!!

[metallicamann12]

For ripping off my shirt in class, and yelling "Come at me bro!".

[xXxLoveSetsunaxXx]

There's no top comment! It's my time to shine! Uhmm.... who else hears Angry Birds Music in the background while the guy was talking? :D Listen Carefully!

[MonsterArrow]

SHAZAM,Mother f**ker ..

[tacodude007]

for arguing that it is possible to wear a button

[3MolonMa]

for wearing the wrong hat

[34comecome]

my detention was because I had diarrhea and told the teacher had to go the the bathroom and left because the thing was about to come out! and she told me that because of my behavior I was going to get more homework than the rest.

[ChrissyReam]

puting my head down and not reading out loud. I never put my head down and was very active in class regularly.This day I was sick and asked the teacher if I could go to the nurse before the bell, she said no.I go to my desk, put my head down and "refuse to follow directions" I got the slip but other students in class stuck up for me knowing i was not feeling well. 5 students went to the principal before the next class.

[MegaYoshi98]

For wearing sweats that had no pockets -__-

[trisna22]

i got a one hour detention on a saturday because of dress code violation my bra stap was showing

[BizarreAvenir]

xD

[TheAaazzzooorrr]

i said hello how are you and i got susspended

[puppylove584]

a kid in my english got a detention for interupting our teacher, who was having a conversation with a student about Pokemon..

[smhvito]

Giving a homeless person a penny during break time. And being accused for kicking a rock and it wasn't even me lol..

[kisshulover158]

i never got one but my friend got one for "staring and kissing guys during class" on the back it said "april fools" but it was still a detention slip but it was fake

[yuic7]

i got detention because i made kids fight and i told them i would pay them 10 dollars and never gave them the money

[MrChrisw33]

i got a detention cause i had a sub and i called my friend gay and then he told like a bitch and then i got a public detention (1 day) btw if u have a sub at my school and u give em a hard time u get an automatic public detention

[j0mp4m4n]

I got detention because the police wanted to talk to me and the teachers didn't know.

[kelleywazhere]

i never get detention... :)

[AlphaDog0127]

Asked my teacher if he would give me a detention for something I hadn't done. He said no. I said I didn't do my homework.....detention! :)

[destructias445]

DUMBEST. TEACHER. EVER. <------------- BEST. QUOTE. IN. SCHOOLTECHSHOW. HISTORY.

[J4hbulon]

We have own WC:s for every grade, and I went to the wrong one..

[8musicalice8]

i slapped some one...

[Odadaa]

love the hair flip! yeah.

[goldeagle501]

For sighing in a conversation with my friend. I also had to write a letter of apology to the yeacher.

[akovalev1999]

I got detention for calling a kindergarden kid Ben insted of Benjamin :/

[SuperSandy2003]

well i got detention doing my math my math during math class and the douchebag sitting next to me yelled "fuck i hate math" and i got suspension for 5 days and 3 weeks of lunch detention.

[oconnor346]

how can you whip you hair NIGGA YOU HAVE NONE !

[adamkiely7]

i got suspended for shouting "shut up you fat  stupid chode" to a teacher who said "puberty starts when your 17"

[pezilla123]

i got detention because another student threw a piece of paper when i walked in from the bathroom. lol

[pezilla123]

i puked a bit when i saw the hairflip

[Tanisha1994]

ur hair flip looks like u just slapped yourself

[Juanb8296]

for telling the teacher he was ugly

[Brutz4]

Throwing a pen in the air and catching it

[XOfSpades9]

i actually fell off my chair backwards laughing. Im not even joking o.O

[munkybudy27]

I got in trouble for telling another student to stop messing with my Sharpies. In art. She apologized to HIM!!!!

[yuna5112000]

we had this stupid system called 'good 2 be green' basicly u get a warning, yellow card, red card and then a letter 2 ur parents. if you get a red card u miss golden time. (sarcasticly) so scary.

[yuna5112000]

I got detention for giggleing for about 2 seconds

[onlycoolio]

one time i asked my half deaf teacher where is jaboutie and she said same place where yours is. detention for 6 days

[maxsuperdudeisawesom]

My friend once threw a brick at a kid who was bullying him. Luckily we had a good school and it was the kid bullying him who got in trouble.

[maxsuperdudeisawesom]

Our whole class got several detentions once because the teacher miscounted how many newton meters she had. She thought one of us stole it...

[JadeyFletch]

I got a detention for throwing my book into the box, when our teacher told us to.... I was righ next to it o.o

[sisters118]

I got a detention for smiling :/.........

[Jadeleigh1218]

i got a detention for asking my teacher was she pregnent and she wasnt ..............

[lollietacooliva]

i got a detension for looking at my friend..

[deckerlink]

I got a detention because another kid shoved me into a teacher.

[Tylerwaffleblue]

I got a detend=tion for beating the crap out of my ex-gf's boyfriend, I got 45 min DT

[MexicanBonzo]

i got a detention for sittin on my friend cause he wanted to be my chair. LOL

[Yeiiiiiz]

... burping louldly during an important exam...

[elitefourben]

i got a detention by telling a man teacher you look like my grandma shit. (spanish)

[NinjerxShotZ]

i got 56 detentions in one moneth awsome

[thegreenthunder202]

1:41: Dumbest  Teacher EVER!

[Killer12345240]

having gum in class

[thisishowu1]

i got in trouble for standing up to get a drink of water during "free time"

[sophieandtaylor]

you copied the clevland show tune

[jj97268]

the teacher said go to the office and i said screw you bi**h

[jj97268]

When i was playing with bayblades and i broke this guys tip and said give me yuor tip! and i said no then he said screw you and i said your mom then he hit me and i knocked him out

[leonalewisfan96]

i got a detention for stating i couldnt play the keyboard... it was probably cos i sat there doing nothing the whole lesson cos i was too lazy to do anything.. but got another one cos i was still too lazy to turn up to the detention

I also got one for going to the toilet at breaktime... i was meant to be in a detention at the time though... ive had a few other stupid ones like picking up someone elses paper airplane... and cos my friend fell off a chair :L

[Sosetsu1]

@MrGahlex i got detention for making asian sex noises lol i would moan then add in kawasaki, yamaha, suzuki, and choji lol

[MrHardrock16]

i got detention for interrupting a teacher multiple times

[PurpleLilly096]

i got detention for not buying one of my teachers an extra apple!!!! I mean seriously!!!

[DragosRomania]

i got detention bacause i got to shool to earely and because i saw my teacher kissing the principal!!! WTF???

[pugNdrum]

This is serious- i got a detention because i had too many detentions :O

[xXYuhaXx]

@pugNdrum lol

[Matt3126]

I had one that said " setting fire to another pupils hand", he was spraying deodrant on the end of his thumb and lighting like the british gas man, so the next time he sprayed I flicked the lighter and it flamed his hand

[Matt3126]

Had another that said "instigating a riot around school", basically started a fight and she mad out some first year pupils got trampled, the bitch used toi exagerate a bit

[MusicBoyGotSwag]

I got detetntion for being locked in the class room after being knocked down and a desk fell on me

[msnoahxlukefan]

i got detention for asking my neighbour if i could borrow a rubber during a test....wtf??

[TheRandomSource1]

the teacher said can you read this chapter out to the class. i said yes i can.

[johnkristoffertibaya]

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[Pikachufan82]

my mate got one for counstantly shouting of of of of in R.E

[recordgirlz]

I got detention in 5th grade for saying my teacher could beat this one kid's teacher's ass. Apparently, my teacher didn't like that idea.

[azzaz100]

Oh oh booner alert

[ArmoredKirby]

smelling a mountain dew and another one for breaking a pencil after class

[stinky2u18]

i got a dentention for a student hitting me with a chair

[Dog1234512]

i got detention for giving a kid a paper airplane

[Zimboboys]

smelling a friend

[skaterchike12]

for saying what did i do to a teacher i got 4 days suspension

[kingdavid544]

well,my friend dropped his binder in the hallway and my other friend kicked it,and the teacher saw that and i told him he was busted,then she gave me detention

[MegaFleaster]

I got detention once for writing pee and my friend writing nis after even though it was misspelled