I once thought Long-Swords were Godly, than I thought Hammers were Godly, I never thought Great-swords were, but now I know that Kajetokun is a GOD! Move aside KO-Han, we have found someone who will give you a run for your Money.
OMG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPECIFIC ARMOUR YOUR USING IN THIS VIDEO i pretty much know all of it like the akantor broadsword+ and the kaiser/teostra top and rathalos x tasset and gloves and the blango x hat but what about the pant and if im wrong on any of these please correct me
I remember watching this when it was new and i loved your videos, having first played Monster Hunter this year and rediscovering this it is now 10x funnier and awesomer!
i actually expeted at least 1 miss on Mr dodgetastic Kirin. and as for naruga, timing was perfect as hell! as it jumped behind him and lunged the hammer came down and smacked it in the chin, cept the hammer was a 500 lb sword! lol i usually only can do that crap by sheer luck, and have no recording of it, im gonna make the biggest GS in Tri and do that shit on voice chat XD( btw wats currently the biggest in tri? epitath?
You, sir, are fantastical. i made a youtube account just so i could tell you that i pledge my eternal allegiance to the almighty king kaj, and have an all new respect for greatswords, simply because you use them.
See, its just another one of Legendary Phrase-Triggered Awesome Techniques (what Zatch Bell is based on).
When you yell "FAAAALCOON...PAWNCH!" your fists immediately ignite and, if you have enough training and willpower, will unleash hell on earth unto just about anything that stands into your path. Your damage breaks the 9,999 limit.
Saying "DO IT FAGGOT" will instantly enrage anyone, except for Dante and Sephiroth, into attacking you and inevitably leaving one of their weakspots open. When you yell "GOTCHA BITCH!" you're bound to increase your hit accuracy by at least 1 million percent, and there will be no escape for your enemy once you utter these words.
I love your voice SO much. Someday I will be rich and famous and making a game or a cartoon or something that requires voiceovers generally and I will pay you so much money to just say gotcha bitch. Or something. *fangirls*
WARNING: The following video contains massive amounts of EPIC. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should consult a physician before viewing this video, as they may experience a sudden sense of AWESOME-NESS.
I don't care if Kaj is using Attack x 64 cheats or w/e, the timing takes skill, if he's got that, he clearly has played the game and knows what he's doing.
Favourite part: "Do it faggot, do it faggot, GOTCHA BITCH!"
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how to play Monster Hunter! None of that messing around with traps and strategy, just get a big-ass sword, wait until they charge you and "GOTCHA BITCH!"
You what I just realized. The sword actually extends when he's charging it. I would assume that the sword is changing shape to compensate for his pure awesomeness.
He actually faced the wrong direction in purpose. Because if he chose to face the right direction and hit that monster... he would leave nothing to carve. :D
@J0KER177 i forgot the swords name but no its not one hit kill u can tell by the last monster look how much time if left to slay it if it was a one hit thered be a lot of time left over
Your dedication to leaning the mechanics of this game has allowed me to skip trying it myself. Thank you so much. Five stars for the effort you put in.
From the Kajet Cannon that fires down but shoots upwards anyways, to the Gotcha Bitch Greatsword of Death...it's clear that Kajetokun's assembling an armory bent for utter world domination.
Hey Kajetokun, Great Sword timing.
Ha, see what i did there.
IzunaDropJusticeX2 14 hours ago
There's just nothing quite like a gotcha bitch moment.
ImLazy45 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Kajet + GOTCHA BITCH = Instant critical hit.
Solax2000 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I use that quote every time I score a hit with an RPG in Resident Evil 4. XD
AtticWarrior1994 3 weeks ago
that was too epic
RaptureKing1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Fucking awesome
UreksatheJade 1 month ago
Gigantic swords are always awesome. ALWAYS.
Voidmancer 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Someone needs to make a GOTCHA BITCH button.
anticfantasia 1 month ago
thumbs up if tvtropes lead you here!! gotcha!!
Meerkatmatt2 1 month ago
God dammit I just keep coming back to this video xD
Everion 1 month ago
However many times I watch this, the end clip just cracks me up.
Also, I never thought of using the greatsword that way :O
technologicalThomas 1 month ago
FUCK I WAS PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER WRONG THE WHOLE TIME
MuhMuhMamaLuigi 2 months ago
Man, coming back to this video after so long, and I'm still amazed by it. Wish I could hunt that beastly with my longsword.
AceTheBlack16 2 months ago
I wish I was this good with the Great Sword. xD
LuminousSymphony 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
hmm, this is how you use a Greatsword.
Draconilian 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I once thought Long-Swords were Godly, than I thought Hammers were Godly, I never thought Great-swords were, but now I know that Kajetokun is a GOD! Move aside KO-Han, we have found someone who will give you a run for your Money.
Roxsy150 2 months ago
At: 1:10
You forgetted to say "Oktoberfest!" after the Hahaha! >:3
It's an amazing vidéo, man! And so funny!
But is that armor you used the red Guild Armor? Rank S?
GreatFox2B 2 months ago
The last scene at the end made me want to fuck you annaly soo hard that the whole universe would die.
NautyEskimo 3 months ago
@CrazyMex6969 It's the Akantor great sword :3
Fugensnot 3 months ago in playlist Fugensnot's favorites
Whats the music for this?
IceColdAssassin1337 3 months ago
@IceColdAssassin1337 The song is called Zephyr and from the game Contra: Hard Corps.
SonicRocksBox2 3 months ago
55 people must be in soviet russia , because bitch got them .
OkamiXCeleste 4 months ago
Kajet, I would like to know your opinion on Switch Axes.
thatguy1145 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Kajetokun
Toothless had the shit comin. Haha.
IITheMilkyWayII 5 months ago in playlist Liked
epic of most epicly epic
Pinoymak 5 months ago
Lol l love the way a tigrex sayz "gotcha bitch!!!" wen he is munchin on my ass :|
Hardrock4 5 months ago
I need to comment on this video
sneakyfauker 5 months ago
I forgot that I still have a favorite comment on this video at the end. Great game. Still waiting for Monster Hunter Portable 3 in the US.... >:/
Kamikraze 5 months ago
OMG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPECIFIC ARMOUR YOUR USING IN THIS VIDEO i pretty much know all of it like the akantor broadsword+ and the kaiser/teostra top and rathalos x tasset and gloves and the blango x hat but what about the pant and if im wrong on any of these please correct me
these2menrgannadoit 5 months ago
This video has changed the way I play video games.
CountDravda 5 months ago
GOTCH BI- DAMMIT I MISSED!!!!
GoogieStereo 6 months ago
Not Toothless!! D:
PandolfsParade 6 months ago
At the end.... HOLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED TOOTHLESS. ;A;
I love you...
PandolfsParade 6 months ago
Great to have this amazing video back. <3
Ever since I first watched this, I can't help but scream this phrase whenever I own a boss in a game. MMM GOTCH'YA BITCH
PandolfsParade 6 months ago
I like the part where he says gotcha bitch
BlackAdder529 7 months ago
"I'm facing the wrong way, but GOTCHA, BITCH!"
Fave part, right there. xD
BluJav333 7 months ago 15
Someone please hook me up with the music.
IITheMilkyWayII 7 months ago
@IITheMilkyWayII That's the OST of Contra: Hard Corps, a Genesis game
RonaldBackFromHell 7 months ago
@RonaldBackFromHell Thanks! Much Appreciated. [:
IITheMilkyWayII 7 months ago
what a fucking pro, ahaha :D
GOTCHA BIII---OHHH damnit, i missed.
evangrind 7 months ago
I am still watching it every few days
Xshunin 7 months ago
I remember watching this when it was new and i loved your videos, having first played Monster Hunter this year and rediscovering this it is now 10x funnier and awesomer!
SocialOutsider 8 months ago
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DO IT FAGGOT!
Joshua92105 8 months ago
This is one of his funniest videos, in my humble opinion.
Lungenschuss 8 months ago
GOTCHA BI AUGH DAMMIT I MISSED
LeaderoftheFates 9 months ago
what great sword is that?
LeaderoftheFates 10 months ago
@LeaderoftheFates Akantor Broadsword. It's in P3rd too.
RathalosAssassin 9 months ago
Pokemon Killer
You killed a Zebstrika at 0:44
RooneyHimself 10 months ago
this is by far the best monster hunter video ever!
wangtang32000 10 months ago
Need to pick up Tri again... but I could never be THIS EPICALLY PWNSOME!
KazuoTS 10 months ago
Watching this video reminds me of all the awesome moments in Tri.
I actually managed to pull that off with a Barioth; facing the wrong way, charging, and still landing a killing blow as it leaps.
And then there were the times I got to hunt with Grahf and Inkoseh. Good times.
AwesomeMcKillington 10 months ago
"I'm facing the wrong way but GOTCHYA BITCH"
KaneAmaroq 11 months ago 2
I wish I could make love to you.
SkyPiercers 11 months ago
So, when are you gonna make "GOTCHA BITCH 2: Portable 3rd edition"?
adolhein 11 months ago
lol This is just extremely entertaining. :D Awesome timing on that last one, btw.
ZeldaDD 11 months ago
You got me to play Monster Hunter again, thank you =)
soriyen 11 months ago
HMMM GOTCHA BITCH!
vitorgatti 11 months ago
Swinging a huge sword and screaming "GOT'CHA BITCH" is one of the main reasons why I need to play Monster Hunter.
CrippleNGhostie 11 months ago
OH FUCK YEAH IT'S BACK
THE KING HAS RETURNED (again)
ihappy1 11 months ago 37
hey kajeto do you play tri? if so whats your name? i want to roll with a fellow hunter.
suicidenike23 11 months ago
@suicidenike23
I play Portable 3rd on Xlink Kai
Kajetokun 11 months ago
@Kajetokun I really need to start playing Portable 3. Has a pretty good english patch come around yet?
KomiKold 11 months ago
@Kajetokun What's Xlink Kai again?
pubertyfordummies 9 months ago
@Kajetokun What's Xlink Kai again?
pubertyfordummies 9 months ago
YES IT'S BACK!
Zaiga0 11 months ago
Mmmm...
Lesson learned: Even if you manage to dodge Kaj once, you're still f***ing boned
Ginkatsumaru 1 year ago
WTF TOOOO PWNSOME i like the end i tried it but got raped like a .....a.......BITCH
Zarkus66 1 year ago
The best Monster Hunter video in existance.
duncemaster5 1 year ago
Kajet you are one of the reasons why I play Monster Hunter.
TyrannoFlame 1 year ago
nice one
unicool1000 1 year ago
lmfaooooooo omg u win if u have Tri i'd love to play with a guy like u XD i'd be laughing the whole time
wangtang32000 1 year ago
i actually expeted at least 1 miss on Mr dodgetastic Kirin. and as for naruga, timing was perfect as hell! as it jumped behind him and lunged the hammer came down and smacked it in the chin, cept the hammer was a 500 lb sword! lol i usually only can do that crap by sheer luck, and have no recording of it, im gonna make the biggest GS in Tri and do that shit on voice chat XD( btw wats currently the biggest in tri? epitath?
BasariosRock 1 year ago
@BasariosRock i believe it's Alatreon Revolution, but Anguish (P) is the best GS in Tri
drawginblud251 1 year ago
This phrase should became an internet meme.
Valoe7 1 year ago
You, sir, are fantastical. i made a youtube account just so i could tell you that i pledge my eternal allegiance to the almighty king kaj, and have an all new respect for greatswords, simply because you use them.
Grithicaustere 1 year ago
most epic video on youtube.Thank YOU
Cheesycola 1 year ago
Do you mind if I use this phrase while hunting monsters? I feel like it'll make be kill stuff better haha
alfi7777 1 year ago
Most monster hunters make armor from monsters they kill. Kaj makes his armor from the monster hunters he kills.
britishkakashi0183 1 year ago
i'm facing the wrong way...but GOTCHA BITCH
nickteezy408 1 year ago 2
Do you play mh tri? Because we could use your super powers there too.
Dannodsc63 1 year ago
"I'm facing the wrong way but got you bitch!"
That was pure awesomeness incarnate.
Chazer127 1 year ago
See, its just another one of Legendary Phrase-Triggered Awesome Techniques (what Zatch Bell is based on).
When you yell "FAAAALCOON...PAWNCH!" your fists immediately ignite and, if you have enough training and willpower, will unleash hell on earth unto just about anything that stands into your path. Your damage breaks the 9,999 limit.
Momentum139 1 year ago
Saying "DO IT FAGGOT" will instantly enrage anyone, except for Dante and Sephiroth, into attacking you and inevitably leaving one of their weakspots open. When you yell "GOTCHA BITCH!" you're bound to increase your hit accuracy by at least 1 million percent, and there will be no escape for your enemy once you utter these words.
Momentum139 1 year ago 2
If you dislike, you are homosex.
GOTCHA BITCH.
lawlNinja 1 year ago
I love your voice SO much. Someday I will be rich and famous and making a game or a cartoon or something that requires voiceovers generally and I will pay you so much money to just say gotcha bitch. Or something. *fangirls*
KatherineFallen 1 year ago
That narcouga one was very nice
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ItsEricFTW 1 year ago
im facing the wrong way but GOTCHA BITCH
blaise5000 1 year ago
WARNING: The following video contains massive amounts of EPIC. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should consult a physician before viewing this video, as they may experience a sudden sense of AWESOME-NESS.
STARRBUZZ 1 year ago
0:45
"mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMGOTCHABISHKABOOM"
*splatter and gore* :3
MsGinchen 1 year ago
This was hysterical, I was actually eating and almost choked in my food. But I wouldn't have cared if I died, because I'd have died a happy man
moaz1113 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!
"Cleverconveyence" commet in the end, made me "LOL" in my pants!!!!!!!!
MaxPraye 1 year ago
man at the end is funny on the gundam part
blaise5000 1 year ago
LOL FUCKING BOSS :D i can totally see "gotcha bitch" being used in a sexual sitaution...... lol
123060firedudey 1 year ago
kenshiro is afraid of you
crimsonshadow777 1 year ago
I'm facing the wrong way but...
GOTCHA BITCH.
Momentum139 1 year ago
LOL GOTCHA BI... AH DAMNIT I MISSED! ROFl
AshenLao 1 year ago
That's what she said...
Momentum139 1 year ago
Last pwnage = Get over here! XD Seriously, felt like you pulled that dragon!
Tsukiyomaru0 1 year ago
Is this music from Contra?
Tsukiyomaru0 1 year ago
HOW can you NOT like this? That's some awesome moves. "GOTCHA BITCH" it's the one true religion! *bows*
MrPhillz 1 year ago
If I had a nickle for every time you said "Gotcha, bitch!" I'd have a lot of nickles.
GreenAiden555 1 year ago
Great video
calmdude92 1 year ago
You're an inspiration to me for Monster Hunter... So I got MH3! You better make another one of this because I can't get enough of em'!
Taenessity 1 year ago
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o my that game looks shitty.
evilmarc 1 year ago
IT'S PIKACHU!
AUGH! DAMMIT!
Strideo1 1 year ago
the very first time I heard gotcha bitch I thought it was part of the fucking game. You should be a voice actor hahahah
PicklesReallySuck 1 year ago 2
You my friend are the reason Monster Hunter Tri is in my Wii right now.
Blueismyflavor 1 year ago
This video has singlehandedly convinced me to use a Greatsword in MH Tri. Thank you sir.
MutantThallid 1 year ago
0:41 i think this is my favorite
DeadlyAshan 1 year ago
Lmfao
TwotMop 1 year ago
honestly the last one was the best
pikupz 1 year ago
I rediscovered the holy grail that is Kajet's epic timing.
Varshyl 1 year ago 31
I'm screaming this everytime I do my elemental charge with my switch axe.
GOTCHA BITCHHHH.
Link5252 1 year ago
wow simply amazing wdf this guy is the best XD!
tenkashi1992 1 year ago
You have such a nice voice, Kajet.
VromNath 1 year ago 2
I'm now using the Greatsword in Monster Hunter Tri because of you. :D
Zarkanorf 1 year ago
I had absolutely no desire to get Monster Hunter Tri Before seeing this video. Now I want nothing more in the world than that game thanks to this.
willistw 1 year ago
What is that sword? I can't really find the name.
RoguePooper 1 year ago
people don't you know he invented the phrase 'bitch pwn'
TenmaAisu 1 year ago
How the hell did you record this???
bloodasp101 1 year ago
I'll be yelling this when tri comes out xD
ZodiakZen 1 year ago
Game that music is from?
alphaminotaux 1 year ago
his greatsword must have over 9000 raw
ucah8er 1 year ago
now i remember why i made the akantor GS.
ucah8er 1 year ago
Hey Kaj you gettin Monster Hunter Tri?
Curttehmurt 1 year ago
"ummm... yer facing the wrong way, b--"
"GOTCHA BIT--*SHA-BOOM*!"
lololol
RaveSault 1 year ago
I don't care if Kaj is using Attack x 64 cheats or w/e, the timing takes skill, if he's got that, he clearly has played the game and knows what he's doing.
Favourite part: "Do it faggot, do it faggot, GOTCHA BITCH!"
fuzzzout 1 year ago
lool niceee
TruthbHeard 1 year ago
"GOTCHA BIwaaaa damn it I missed."
wilnich592 1 year ago
If kaj and God were to fight head to head, I think we'd have a new guy in charge
DeathontheHorizon666 1 year ago
lol
Kidkool2 1 year ago
music sounds like the one from Contra Hard Corps
vanglee84 1 year ago
00:50-00:57, LMAOROFL!!
doududu 1 year ago
LOL I love it
AFLACzizi 1 year ago
it did take you awhile to weaken them right
then you recorded the finishing blow
or are these one hit kills
MyPurple94 1 year ago
@MyPurple94 One hit kills
Zarkanorf 1 year ago
You my friend..... You are a monster hunter prodeja.... Everytime i see this video i jizz a little
lovestoslpoog 1 year ago
"I'm facing the wrong way... but GOTCHA BITCH!"
CPTHAP 1 year ago
I play MH to this video. The sound of Kajet's voice gives me power.
Allday524 1 year ago
Contra Hardcorps music? You're my hero.
EVAKirby 1 year ago
My favorite part is "GOTCHA BITCH!!"
croneo100 1 year ago
whats the difference? good timings and the fact that he kills them on one hit it adds to the funny value
freedomdst 1 year ago
SO FAKE. rated poor
i hate ignorant people.
ElitePaving 1 year ago
You people are stupid, this is so fake.
DrakenGardxxx 1 year ago
@DrakenGardxxx
You think we give a shit if it's fake or not? It's fucking inspiring, go eat a dick. Kaj is awesome.
HurfDurf1997 1 year ago
@DrakenGardxxx how is it..."fake"?
ACCNRH 1 year ago
How come none of the monsters have broken parts? You weakened them to near death without breaking anything?
ELAK00N 1 year ago 2
@ELAK00N It's because he is cheating, duh
BrokeNCYDEsika 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how to play Monster Hunter! None of that messing around with traps and strategy, just get a big-ass sword, wait until they charge you and "GOTCHA BITCH!"
Archris17 1 year ago 2
Do it faggot. Do it faggot. Do it faggot! GOTCHA BITCH!
KamiKaZantA 1 year ago
1:34 ....im facing the wrong way.....But GOTCHA BITCH
predxene 1 year ago 19
Now, do something with Gunlance and its Wivern Fire, which is even more manlier! LOL
yanazake 1 year ago
I suddenly feel like playing monster hunter now ^_^
Laguna135 1 year ago
You what I just realized. The sword actually extends when he's charging it. I would assume that the sword is changing shape to compensate for his pure awesomeness.
Allday524 1 year ago
He actually faced the wrong direction in purpose. Because if he chose to face the right direction and hit that monster... he would leave nothing to carve. :D
renticharlie 1 year ago
0:28
"GOTCHA BI-aw dammit I missed."
Somehow, even this manages to impress.
Kaj must've been yelling GOTCHA BITCH when I wrote this comment.
6Qubed 1 year ago 37
I can't believe that Nargacuga slaying.
I'm facing the wrong way, but... GOTCHA BITCH! LOL!
The timing on that was next to impossible!
goldjedi64 2 years ago 3
to all people who play mhp2g or mhfu this guy is a bigass role model. i wish i could play like that... oh well...
MonsterHunterAussie 2 years ago
what is this sword i want it, is it one hit kill
J0KER177 2 years ago
@J0KER177 i forgot the swords name but no its not one hit kill u can tell by the last monster look how much time if left to slay it if it was a one hit thered be a lot of time left over
lycantatt 1 year ago
@J0KER177 its akantor greatsword/kingsword i thnk if he upgraded it...
Smokemalboro 1 year ago
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i bet dave chappelle says this every time he kills something in monster hunter
xzeldax3 2 years ago
So Kaj, what does it feel like to out-awsome Chuck Norris?
MagnusRyujin 2 years ago 22
@MagnusRyujin careful what you say.. he might find you O_O
TheTraveler12 1 year ago
@TheTraveler12 it's too late for him, he already knows
BlinzerOmega 1 year ago
Your dedication to leaning the mechanics of this game has allowed me to skip trying it myself. Thank you so much. Five stars for the effort you put in.
dkrocks 2 years ago 2
do it faggot.... do it faggot....GOTCHA BITCH!
freedomdst 2 years ago
oh and "gotcha b- ahh dammit i missed"
Nomnia 2 years ago 2
"i know im facing the wrong way but GOTCH BITCH!!!!" <--- favorite part
Nomnia 2 years ago 4
From the Kajet Cannon that fires down but shoots upwards anyways, to the Gotcha Bitch Greatsword of Death...it's clear that Kajetokun's assembling an armory bent for utter world domination.
KaelWolfcry 2 years ago
@KaelWolfcry I hope he need grunts, I'd drop an application in a heartbeat.
ryuail 2 years ago 3
Dude, absolutely. I'd be honored to be a member of the Kaj Army
KaelWolfcry 2 years ago
Holy shit, I just went blind from all the awesome. Thank you, sir.
BM03 2 years ago
lol where do you got that "gotcha bitch!!!!!!"-sound
famfritfran 2 years ago