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  • Hey Kajetokun, Great Sword timing.

    Ha, see what i did there.

  • There's just nothing quite like a gotcha bitch moment.

  • Kajet + GOTCHA BITCH = Instant critical hit.

  • I use that quote every time I score a hit with an RPG in Resident Evil 4. XD

  • that was too epic

  • Fucking awesome

  • Gigantic swords are always awesome. ALWAYS.

  • Someone needs to make a GOTCHA BITCH button.

  • thumbs up if tvtropes lead you here!! gotcha!!

  • God dammit I just keep coming back to this video xD

  • However many times I watch this, the end clip just cracks me up.

    Also, I never thought of using the greatsword that way :O

  • FUCK I WAS PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER WRONG THE WHOLE TIME

  • Man, coming back to this video after so long, and I'm still amazed by it. Wish I could hunt that beastly with my longsword.

  • I wish I was this good with the Great Sword. xD

  • hmm, this is how you use a Greatsword.

  • I once thought Long-Swords were Godly, than I thought Hammers were Godly, I never thought Great-swords were, but now I know that Kajetokun is a GOD! Move aside KO-Han, we have found someone who will give you a run for your Money.

  • At: 1:10

    You forgetted to say "Oktoberfest!" after the Hahaha! >:3

    It's an amazing vidéo, man! And so funny!

    But is that armor you used the red Guild Armor? Rank S?

  • The last scene at the end made me want to fuck you annaly soo hard that the whole universe would die.

  • @CrazyMex6969 It's the Akantor great sword :3

    

  • Whats the music for this? 

  • @IceColdAssassin1337 The song is called Zephyr and from the game Contra: Hard Corps.

  • 55 people must be in soviet russia , because bitch got them .

  • Kajet, I would like to know your opinion on Switch Axes.

  • Toothless had the shit comin. Haha.

  • epic of most epicly epic

  • Lol l love the way a tigrex sayz "gotcha bitch!!!" wen he is munchin on my ass :|

  • I need to comment on this video

  • I forgot that I still have a favorite comment on this video at the end. Great game. Still waiting for Monster Hunter Portable 3 in the US.... >:/

  • OMG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SPECIFIC ARMOUR YOUR USING IN THIS VIDEO i pretty much know all of it like the akantor broadsword+ and the kaiser/teostra top and rathalos x tasset and gloves and the blango x hat but what about the pant and if im wrong on any of these please correct me

  • This video has changed the way I play video games.

  • GOTCH BI- DAMMIT I MISSED!!!!

  • Not Toothless!! D:

  • At the end.... HOLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED TOOTHLESS. ;A;

    I love you...

  • Great to have this amazing video back. <3

    Ever since I first watched this, I can't help but scream this phrase whenever I own a boss in a game. MMM GOTCH'YA BITCH

  • I like the part where he says gotcha bitch

  • "I'm facing the wrong way, but GOTCHA, BITCH!"

    Fave part, right there. xD

  • Someone please hook me up with the music.

  • @IITheMilkyWayII That's the OST of Contra: Hard Corps, a Genesis game

  • @RonaldBackFromHell Thanks! Much Appreciated. [:

  • what a fucking pro, ahaha :D

    GOTCHA BIII---OHHH damnit, i missed.

  • I am still watching it every few days

  • I remember watching this when it was new and i loved your videos, having first played Monster Hunter this year and rediscovering this it is now 10x funnier and awesomer!

  • This is one of his funniest videos, in my humble opinion.

  • GOTCHA BI AUGH DAMMIT I MISSED

  • what great sword is that?

  • @LeaderoftheFates Akantor Broadsword. It's in P3rd too.

  • Pokemon Killer

    You killed a Zebstrika at 0:44

  • this is by far the best monster hunter video ever!

  • Need to pick up Tri again... but I could never be THIS EPICALLY PWNSOME!

  • Watching this video reminds me of all the awesome moments in Tri.

    I actually managed to pull that off with a Barioth; facing the wrong way, charging, and still landing a killing blow as it leaps.

    And then there were the times I got to hunt with Grahf and Inkoseh. Good times.

  • "I'm facing the wrong way but GOTCHYA BITCH"

  • I wish I could make love to you.

  • So, when are you gonna make "GOTCHA BITCH 2: Portable 3rd edition"?

  • lol This is just extremely entertaining. :D Awesome timing on that last one, btw.

  • You got me to play Monster Hunter again, thank you =)

  • HMMM GOTCHA BITCH!

  • Swinging a huge sword and screaming "GOT'CHA BITCH" is one of the main reasons why I need to play Monster Hunter.

  • OH FUCK YEAH IT'S BACK

    THE KING HAS RETURNED (again)

  • hey kajeto do you play tri? if so whats your name? i want to roll with a fellow hunter.

  • @suicidenike23

    I play Portable 3rd on Xlink Kai

  • @Kajetokun I really need to start playing Portable 3. Has a pretty good english patch come around yet?

  • @Kajetokun What's Xlink Kai again?

  • @Kajetokun What's Xlink Kai again?

  • YES IT'S BACK!

  • Mmmm...

    Lesson learned: Even if you manage to dodge Kaj once, you're still f***ing boned

  • WTF TOOOO PWNSOME i like the end i tried it but got raped like a .....a.......BITCH

  • The best Monster Hunter video in existance.

  • Kajet you are one of the reasons why I play Monster Hunter.

  • nice one

    

  • lmfaooooooo omg u win if u have Tri i'd love to play with a guy like u XD i'd be laughing the whole time

  • i actually expeted at least 1 miss on Mr dodgetastic Kirin. and as for naruga, timing was perfect as hell! as it jumped behind him and lunged the hammer came down and smacked it in the chin, cept the hammer was a 500 lb sword! lol i usually only can do that crap by sheer luck, and have no recording of it, im gonna make the biggest GS in Tri and do that shit on voice chat XD( btw wats currently the biggest in tri? epitath?

  • @BasariosRock i believe it's Alatreon Revolution, but Anguish (P) is the best GS in Tri

  • This phrase should became an internet meme.

  • You, sir, are fantastical. i made a youtube account just so i could tell you that i pledge my eternal allegiance to the almighty king kaj, and have an all new respect for greatswords, simply because you use them.

  • most epic video on youtube.Thank YOU

  • Do you mind if I use this phrase while hunting monsters? I feel like it'll make be kill stuff better haha

  • Most monster hunters make armor from monsters they kill. Kaj makes his armor from the monster hunters he kills.

  • i'm facing the wrong way...but GOTCHA BITCH

  • Do you play mh tri? Because we could use your super powers there too.

  • "I'm facing the wrong way but got you bitch!"

    That was pure awesomeness incarnate.

  • See, its just another one of Legendary Phrase-Triggered Awesome Techniques (what Zatch Bell is based on).

    When you yell "FAAAALCOON...PAWNCH!" your fists immediately ignite and, if you have enough training and willpower, will unleash hell on earth unto just about anything that stands into your path. Your damage breaks the 9,999 limit.

  • Saying "DO IT FAGGOT" will instantly enrage anyone, except for Dante and Sephiroth, into attacking you and inevitably leaving one of their weakspots open. When you yell "GOTCHA BITCH!" you're bound to increase your hit accuracy by at least 1 million percent, and there will be no escape for your enemy once you utter these words.

  • If you dislike, you are homosex.

    GOTCHA BITCH.

  • I love your voice SO much. Someday I will be rich and famous and making a game or a cartoon or something that requires voiceovers generally and I will pay you so much money to just say gotcha bitch. Or something. *fangirls*

  • That narcouga one was very nice

  • im facing the wrong way but GOTCHA BITCH

  • WARNING: The following video contains massive amounts of EPIC. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should consult a physician before viewing this video, as they may experience a sudden sense of AWESOME-NESS.

  • 0:45

    "mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMGOTCHABISHKAB­OOM"

    *splatter and gore* :3

  • This was hysterical, I was actually eating and almost choked in my food. But I wouldn't have cared if I died, because I'd have died a happy man

  • LOL!!!!!!

    "Cleverconveyence" commet in the end, made me "LOL" in my pants!!!!!!!!

  • man at the end is funny on the gundam part

  • LOL FUCKING BOSS :D i can totally see "gotcha bitch" being used in a sexual sitaution...... lol

  • kenshiro is afraid of you

  • I'm facing the wrong way but...

    GOTCHA BITCH.

  • LOL GOTCHA BI... AH DAMNIT I MISSED! ROFl

  • That's what she said...

  • Last pwnage = Get over here! XD Seriously, felt like you pulled that dragon!

  • Is this music from Contra?

  • HOW can you NOT like this? That's some awesome moves. "GOTCHA BITCH" it's the one true religion! *bows*

  • If I had a nickle for every time you said "Gotcha, bitch!" I'd have a lot of nickles.

  • Great video

  • You're an inspiration to me for Monster Hunter... So I got MH3! You better make another one of this because I can't get enough of em'!

  • IT'S PIKACHU!

    AUGH! DAMMIT!

  • the very first time I heard gotcha bitch I thought it was part of the fucking game. You should be a voice actor hahahah

  • You my friend are the reason Monster Hunter Tri is in my Wii right now.

  • This video has singlehandedly convinced me to use a Greatsword in MH Tri. Thank you sir.

  • 0:41 i think this is my favorite

  • Lmfao

  • honestly the last one was the best

  • I rediscovered the holy grail that is Kajet's epic timing.

  • I'm screaming this everytime I do my elemental charge with my switch axe.

    GOTCHA BITCHHHH.

  • wow simply amazing wdf this guy is the best XD!

  • You have such a nice voice, Kajet.

  • I'm now using the Greatsword in Monster Hunter Tri because of you. :D

  • I had absolutely no desire to get Monster Hunter Tri Before seeing this video. Now I want nothing more in the world than that game thanks to this.

  • What is that sword? I can't really find the name.

  • people don't you know he invented the phrase 'bitch pwn'

  • How the hell did you record this???

  • I'll be yelling this when tri comes out xD

  • Game that music is from?

  • his greatsword must have over 9000 raw

  • now i remember why i made the akantor GS.

  • Hey Kaj you gettin Monster Hunter Tri?

  • "ummm... yer facing the wrong way, b--"

    "GOTCHA BIT--*SHA-BOOM*!"

    lololol

  • I don't care if Kaj is using Attack x 64 cheats or w/e, the timing takes skill, if he's got that, he clearly has played the game and knows what he's doing.

    Favourite part: "Do it faggot, do it faggot, GOTCHA BITCH!"

  • lool niceee

  • "GOTCHA BIwaaaa damn it I missed."

  • If kaj and God were to fight head to head, I think we'd have a new guy in charge

  • lol

  • music sounds like the one from Contra Hard Corps

  • 00:50-00:57, LMAOROFL!!

  • LOL I love it

  • it did take you awhile to weaken them right

    then you recorded the finishing blow

    or are these one hit kills

  • @MyPurple94 One hit kills

  • You my friend..... You are a monster hunter prodeja.... Everytime i see this video i jizz a little

  • "I'm facing the wrong way... but GOTCHA BITCH!"

  • I play MH to this video. The sound of Kajet's voice gives me power.

  • Contra Hardcorps music? You're my hero.

  • My favorite part is "GOTCHA BITCH!!"

  • whats the difference? good timings and the fact that he kills them on one hit it adds to the funny value

  • SO FAKE. rated poor

    i hate ignorant people.

  • You people are stupid, this is so fake.

  • @DrakenGardxxx

    You think we give a shit if it's fake or not? It's fucking inspiring, go eat a dick. Kaj is awesome.

  • @DrakenGardxxx how is it..."fake"?

  • How come none of the monsters have broken parts? You weakened them to near death without breaking anything?

  • @ELAK00N It's because he is cheating, duh

  • Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how to play Monster Hunter! None of that messing around with traps and strategy, just get a big-ass sword, wait until they charge you and "GOTCHA BITCH!"

  • Do it faggot. Do it faggot. Do it faggot! GOTCHA BITCH!

  • 1:34 ....im facing the wrong way.....But GOTCHA BITCH

  • Now, do something with Gunlance and its Wivern Fire, which is even more manlier! LOL

  • I suddenly feel like playing monster hunter now ^_^

  • You what I just realized. The sword actually extends when he's charging it. I would assume that the sword is changing shape to compensate for his pure awesomeness.

  • He actually faced the wrong direction in purpose. Because if he chose to face the right direction and hit that monster... he would leave nothing to carve. :D

  • 0:28

    "GOTCHA BI-aw dammit I missed."

    Somehow, even this manages to impress.

    Kaj must've been yelling GOTCHA BITCH when I wrote this comment.

  • I can't believe that Nargacuga slaying.

    I'm facing the wrong way, but... GOTCHA BITCH! LOL!

    The timing on that was next to impossible!

  • to all people who play mhp2g or mhfu this guy is a bigass role model. i wish i could play like that... oh well...

  • what is this sword i want it, is it one hit kill

  • @J0KER177 i forgot the swords name but no its not one hit kill u can tell by the last monster look how much time if left to slay it if it was a one hit thered be a lot of time left over

  • @J0KER177 its akantor greatsword/kingsword i thnk if he upgraded it...

  • So Kaj, what does it feel like to out-awsome Chuck Norris?

  • @MagnusRyujin careful what you say.. he might find you O_O

  • @TheTraveler12 it's too late for him, he already knows

  • Your dedication to leaning the mechanics of this game has allowed me to skip trying it myself. Thank you so much. Five stars for the effort you put in.

  • do it faggot.... do it faggot....GOTCHA BITCH!

  • oh and "gotcha b- ahh dammit i missed"

  • "i know im facing the wrong way but GOTCH BITCH!!!!" <--- favorite part

  • From the Kajet Cannon that fires down but shoots upwards anyways, to the Gotcha Bitch Greatsword of Death...it's clear that Kajetokun's assembling an armory bent for utter world domination.

  • @KaelWolfcry I hope he need grunts, I'd drop an application in a heartbeat.

  • Dude, absolutely. I'd be honored to be a member of the Kaj Army

  • Holy shit, I just went blind from all the awesome. Thank you, sir.

  • lol where do you got that "gotcha bitch!!!!!!"-sound