Whitest kids you know: bible story

[joshetime1414]

Am I the only Jew here?

[philradz]

The right side of my brain though this was HILARIOUS.

[ofteninjured]

God... do women have to eat EVERYTHING?!?!

[DashOfRainbow]

Naturally, 32 people can't take a fucking joke.

[Parkinstarkey]

monkeys go to hell? What about Caesar?

[gitarrojoe]

yes its mono u guys

[stifflersxmom666]

He's so hawt - the only thing better than a cute guy is a cute guy w comedic talent. And in this skit he's so sacrelicious ;)

[Blaine567]

wtf... rly random

[iamthesc0ut2]

@Blaine567 Wtf.....Learn how to spell.

[TerminatorSmiles]

@NasserTheNzi Ur name sounds like nazi and ur offended? Hypocrite. My name is christian and Im not offended at all

[mrslave5544]

Monsters everywhere RUN GOD RUN

[13biglou1992]

I am a christian and i thought that this was hilarious. I don't see why anyone would be offended. Lighten up and learn to laugh. Being uptight all the time is why people think we're assholes.

[JakeDobyns]

@13biglou1992 DUDE. i hope a million people vote your comment up. because BEING UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE ASSHOLES. Because some stupid christian was a dick to somebody so now that's how they see all of us.

[sqeeker22]

i love how people say they are offended by this when you expected wkuk to be making fun of the bible

[x3Insert]

eve is my grandma .. :)

[NasserTheNzi]

am I the only offended Christian?

[demondog45]

@NasserTheNzi Mhm. It's a joke.

[NasserTheNzi]

i hope God gets you back for this

[Neminy1289]

stay back you monkey priest!

[GasolineGodess]

Monsters everywhere! Run, God! RUNN!!



[redDragon424]

@theskatingreptile no conflict is pointless some conflicts just make less sense than others. Let's get one thing clear I don't like you or your opinions, I also don't want a troll war that would make us look bad. Im not a quitter but I would be willing to disagree and drop the subject if you are.

[bcuzofonna]

Who cares about religion, this is damn funny, Ik it's about religious stories, but cant we just enjoy the humor in it?

[redDragon424]

Also I'm a Jeffersonian (form of GOP) I just don't like religion

[redDragon424]

@blackpeopleyea1 shut the fuck up you pretentious nigger religion is fake evolution is the only true explanation, where is your god going to be when a looter shoots your face off during the "end of the world" paranoia that your religion created

[TheSkatingreptile]

@redDragon424 What kind of idiot you? Why bother wasting your time explaining existence. It is pointless for it only causes conflict. Also, paranoia was cause by idiots pulling strings to make mass hysteria and greedy movie makers, not religion.

[CollaborateAtMdnight]

Jesus... Dead?

[blackpeopleyea1]

Also, Revelations isn't the end of the world. It's God punishing the unbelievers, which happen to be all the people who like this video!!...

Condemmed...

[blackpeopleyea1]

plus, they got ALL the story wrong!!

[blackpeopleyea1]

It's funny because they're condemmed to Hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND I'M NOT!!!!!!

[ccrazydog]

id buy it

[runninginthecar]

Yeah, my left ear is lonely now.....poor guy

[erikrunanagai]

27 people are deaf in their right ear

[NachyoLulz5596]

Who else expected a religious argument when they went to check the comments?

[voodoochild1990]

@NachyoLulz5596

Don't you expect a religious argument on every Youtube video?

[phils920]

@NachyoLulz5596 there is no arguing with those nutjobs.

[sunmock]

@NachyoLulz5596 It's seems better than usual

[Monolith787]

lol, Jesus......Dead?

[FireViper015]

This is all I will say. Religion is a good idea to give people meaning to their lives. But, when people take it too far and violate it, it gives it a bad name. I'm talking about "Holy Wars", and people who are too thick-skulled that they see blatant facts in front of their faces, and say that it doesn't exist because it isn't in the bible. People must look at religion as a metaphor regarding how to live as a healthy and kind person, not a one-sided moron.

[BVBsoldierJosh]

Its funny, but when you think about it kinda pathetic, the Bible is to be taken seriously for Lord Jesus is returning soon

[kidinscarlet]

I like the rage war in the comments, just shows how there are extremists in both atheism and religion. Though compared to some, these are pretty tame. And there do seem to be more people hating the atheists.

[burntoastvideos]

RUN, GOD!

[Beck436]

Would totally buy Revelations.

[calahandoombringer]

Whats his house number? i wanted to order it

[spontaneous09]

lol whats with the flingstones outfit?

[zenerat]

I would buy this collection

[knightlight87]

0:57 jesus... dead?

joshua blows wall

[LightsOnButNoOneHome]

LOL, i wish the bible was really like this

[mambobro]

run, god, run!

[jhguy99]

So many religious arguments... Just enjoy the video!

[SuperKalmageddon]

any1 notice his clothes stacking up after jonah and the whale?

[KataclysmKat]

The sick part of this isn't that I would actually buy these videos - the sick part is that I would show these to children and say that's what actually happened.

[KjqazLP]

@KataclysmKat You would Show them videos made by atheists Mocking the bible? thats cool.

[KataclysmKat]

@KjqazLP

It's funny how you were attempting to be witty and failed completely.

[NineNades]

If you listen carefully on your headphones you can hear high pitched voices on the left side.

[Quinnsalmighty]

How did he get Fred Flinstone's poncho?

[KourtneyBell88]

I hate whales! I hate whales! lol

[AllYouNeedIsNerd]

0:53

Electro boy sure does like the bible.

[kamratframjandet]

Whitest Eve I've seen!

[hypsterkilljoy]

my right ear thumbs this down

[woahhazel]

i didn't know he had a giant eagle tattoo on his chest...

[RIPCompanionCube]

@woahhazel he doesn't. it's to make him look like a redneck.

[5Rutger]

i would actually watch these

[yomom284]

:( there was no number for me to call

[joshmarsh1]

do u know the best part about missing two seasons of this show? I have so many of these to watch for the first time!!!!

[JackTron7000]

@joshmarsh1 This one is season 3, though.

[joshmarsh1]

@JackTron7000 yeah im pretty much just watching them randomly........

[xXMinuteMaidXx]

At first I thought God was Gandalf

[neva13saynevertodomo]

omg o.o the books blend with the background......I WANT ONE!!!!

[TheRooper11]

lol i iwsh they really sold these videos...

[AngelofDeath72795]

lol at the green screen in every scence, especially at 0:44 when the tapes are filtered out too XD

[Ditendo64]

BIBLES COOL AGAIN smiles...

[TheCrownedMedia]

I was chosen to make the top comment's thumbs equal by a divine power.

[hitmankgm]

@TheCrownedMedia i was chosen to tell you that you're a faggot by a divine power

[TheCrownedMedia]

@hitmankgm tell that divine power to come down here and we'll see how 'divine' it is.

[Megasaw16]

I'll kill you lions (swings a sword around randomly

[penus96]

in jesus and the monkey the candle holders are made out of empty beer bottles

[karakuriarchvillain]

Where do I order this?

[Boomkinguyman]

HOLY FUCK.... RICHARD JOHNSON!

[salvationkilla]

I have 7! :D

[squeeky95]

He's using beer bottles to hold the candles in. -______-

[coolhacky]

My right ear enjoyed this.

[supersithmonkey]

@coolhacky

Yeah, old Lefty felt pretty left out.

[FireStar405]

@coolhacky it was my left ear ._.

[monkeymit2]

@coolhacky THEN GO TO THE FUCKING LEGIT CHANNEL AND STOP WATCHING THESE RE UPLOADED VIDS BY FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTSSSSSS­S!!!!!!!

[laughablemania]

@coolhacky swith it arund for your left ear

[Kazeromaru]

@coolhacky My right ear loved the intro, my left ear felt bad.

[sorry8140]

2:15 "raaaar! dinosaur! true christians dont believe dinosaurs ever existed. duh!

[Krozion]

is it me or am i the only one hearing random voices in the background when i put headphones on?

[187onthecop]

i'll take eight!

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

A work of fiction, but seems hilarious nonetheless.

[dragons107]

bible stories... it looks more entertainimg than the game :D

[LordXaras]

Run, God, run!

[THEevilMC]

i'd buy this

[brasskickass]

is that a real tattoo?

[fmafreak586]

rarggh! dinosaur!

[Calluswhatyouwill1]

RUN GOD RUN!!

[ninthjake]

Hmm, so Fred Flintstone killed Goliath? Never knew that.

[giganticky]

It's funny because people are upset on the internet.

[Metallycah23]

I would sooo buy this!!!

[tinigohner]

Hahaha everyones dissing eachother over comments..smhh

[OneManFlashMob]

damnit, now I have to try and find the comment ROhjklulop posted...

[DividedUnity1]

I would buy that any day

[TheReidman22]

That pretty much sums up the book of Revelations

[TrueRealGaming]

Dont you dare skip the intro

[sage057]

run god run!!! lmao!!

[stitch99]

I want to see Disciple Fight.

[HeavyMetalHindu]

"There's monsters everywhere! Run God, run!"

[dragonstory7]

Ummm ok does bible stories come up on the app store?

[Daaru23]

RUN GOD RUN

[BasedGodNiggah]

Does anyone hear anything in the backgrounnd?

[smexyapman]

IF WKUK DID THIS I WOULD SO STEAL IT OFF THE INTERNET

[TheMrTrapatony]

i'm pretty sure the bible clearly states that dressing up like fred flinstone was common back that

[truongshak2]

Seems legit.

[periwinkle102]

Yep I'm pretty sure that's how it went!

[YoSquashy]

ARGH!! RELIGION!! PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID FOR HAVING DIFFERENT BELIEFS!!! FUCKING AARRGH!!! AGREE WITH ME OR BE CALLED STUPID ON A COMEDY SKETCH!!! BLLLAAARRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!

[1wdc]

11 people are really monkeys

[QuestionRenee]

I'm a athiest, and this was f*cking hilarious.

[nocliper101]

Trevor Moore = The Whitest of all kids.

[Frarticus]

gotta love the way god books it xD

[karkrashful]

sometimes i wonder if christianity is actually taught like this.....some kids are just brainwashed.....

[ROhjklyuiop]

@karkrashful Not to make a religious flame war, but I became a christian because god fixed my life when it was in shards, not because some people told me that this book was full of truth.

[karkrashful]

@ROhjklyuiop im not an atheist or anything, but i know a lot of kids i used to be good friends with who are now becoming some redneck jesus freaks who wear sleeveless button down plaid and cowboy hats....and all of their fb statuses are "The Lord is blah blah blah." its ok if religion guides someone through a rough patch of their life but they shouldnt believe in something so blindly without giving it some thought and not let it interfere with productivity.

[ROhjklyuiop]

@karkrashful So you're basing all christianity off of 2 people you disagree with, mmkay.

[TeeTeeNsAsA]

@karkrashful why dont you just fucking leave them alone? people change wtf can you do about it...

[Bangshang51]

@karkrashful lol redneck stereotype. i a redneck and trust me, it is nothing like people say rednecks are.

[sex0trone]

@Bangshang51 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you dont seem to understand the term "Redneck".

Google is your best friend XD

[Bangshang51]

@sex0trone lololol what did you wikipedia it? lol... you can change wikipedia, and hello im from the south i know what being a redneck is like.

[sex0trone]

@Bangshang51 Lol wikipedia.......

Being from the south doesnt mean your a redneck, being a redneck means being an idiot WHO lives in the south and does the most moronic things possible (like using a leaf blower to entertain your kids, or using very weird and stupid stuff for everyday normal things that you would use, like a piece of wood for a spoon and such)

[Bangshang51]

@sex0trone LOL. you are just using redneck stereotypes as your evidence. stereotypes are not correct about rednecks dude. you view a redneck as someone who does stupid stuff for fun, and yes, just cause your from the south doesnt mean you're a redneck, but i am. so before you go around telling lies, find out the facts doucheweed.

[sex0trone]

@Bangshang51 Yeah I was wrong....You definitely are a Redneck...

...lol...

[solidsnake9812]

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[Zacml123]

@karkrashful this commercial isnt serious you know?

[mastertoki1]

@karkrashful whats wrong with faith? i controls my entire life

[MrFourChin]

@karkrashful

You use atheist like it is a bad word.

[THEFOOTBALLMASTER83]

@MrFourChin It is. Its the worst thing to be.

[RickyStillLikeRice]

@THEFOOTBALLMASTER83 Ok we all know God isnt real so isnt being  a atheist better

[MrFourChin]

@THEFOOTBALLMASTER83

I seriously hope you aren't serious.

[Ryakki]

@THEFOOTBALLMASTER83

I'm not only an atheist, I'm also an asanta-ist, and an afairy-ist.

And uh... all the evidence points to that being a good thing. Seeing as the studies show, when comparing religion and societal health... crime, abortion rates, teen pregnancy, medical care, all that kind of thing... the more religious a country is, the lower its' societal health.

In other words, the more religious a country is, the less moral it is, and the worse a place it is to live. Religion is bad.

[mAdmAn948]

@Ryakki or maybe the less moral and worse place to live a country is, the more religious it is? you can't prove cause and effect with just an observational study.

[Ryakki]

@mAdmAn948

I'll admit, it's not possible to prove causation. It could be the other way around. The nicer it is, the less reason to turn to superstition for happiness?

It is at least suggestive... and certainly refutes atheism being immoral or causing social decline.

[ryolastangel]

@karkrashful hence the dark ages!

[screamofabutterfly3]

@karkrashful uhm.. are you sure you're not an athiest? lol you sure sound like you have the thought process of one. with the whole... not blind following and things

[SongHooks1993]

@karkrashful they're prolly becoming redneck jesus freaks because the drug use in teens is crazy everyone ik has an addiction and has had this reawakening or whatever ur wanna call it

[Popeyedfreeze]

@karkrashful The last part is called faith man ;)

[ZashX113]

@Popeyedfreeze Or stupidity and not having enough knowledge to be an independent person. I'm not atheist, however even a priest would tell you that you need to have a lot of attributes to properly live in a way with the Lord in control.

[Popeyedfreeze]

@ZashX113 There is a thousand different ways to put it but in the end i like to look around and see that theres no way this happened by accident and if any religion makes the most sense its Christian.

[ZashX113]

@Popeyedfreeze Yes, an imaginary friend in the sky, if we are going at common overviews. Most people would also say different religions inspire people to kill themselves or others, when it was the leaders who did that in the flawed way of their teachings. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of religions. Most of them are not widespread, such as Christianity, but they still exist and some would argue that the humble religions make more sense.

[Popeyedfreeze]

@ZashX113 Obviously i dont beleive that i have an invisible friend in the sky, but i do believe that we are here for a reason and i like to think of the universe as a clock, so many parts, if you take that "clock" apart and put all the pieces in a bag and shake it, its never going to become a clock again, you can shake it for eternity and its never going to come back together, the only way it is, is if you have someone do it, God.

[syn010110]

@Popeyedfreeze That is a fallacious argument. Clocks are not alive. Clocks do not self-replicate with a statistically significant error rate. If you want to know why matter and energy behaves the way it does, study chemistry and physics. It's not random at all, though the creationists would have you believe it is.

[Popeyedfreeze]

@syn010110 Its called a metaphor...

[syn010110]

@Popeyedfreeze And I'm explaining why it's a bad metaphor.

[Popeyedfreeze]

@syn010110 Its not a bad metaphor at all, no one is saying that the clock is alive dipshit

[Eddii3]

@Popeyedfreeze But the fact that a clock isn't alive makes it a bad metaphor to begin with. Despite that though, it is still a shitty metaphor. I might as well say "if you take all the pieces of a clock and put them in a bag, it isn't going to become a full clock, because there is no God to do that."

[SuperKalmageddon]

@karkrashful ahem and i quote "religon is like a penis its just fine until u show it off and please don't shove it down our children's throats"

[Tigexslayer]

@SuperKalmageddon true so so true

[MrFourChin]

@ROhjklyuiop

Really, that's the opposite for starving kids and people who are mentally and physically deformed. I'm glad your problems are fixed though thanks to God.

[Riffer16]

@karkrashful Might as well say Catholicism taught this. Or Jewish, or any other fuckin' religion out there. Brainwashing people with religion only happens when people are forced to believe in something. No religion is stupid or worthless. Just try to keep an open mind about it next time.

[karkrashful]

@Riffer16 open mind? dude im not christian and everyone gives me shit for not believing in jesus or some bullshit. and its worse cuz i go to a church for scouts..... dont tell me that i need to keep an open mind about religion, i went to a christian private school for 5 years...... most christians give everyone else shit for not believing in what they believe.

[Riffer16]

@karkrashful Fuck them. Fuck them for being hypocratical bitches. You believe what you want. I respect your opinion and I respect what you have to say. If they keep trying to shove it down your throat, shove it right back up their ass. I myself am Christian (thanks for saying MOST and not ALL. very thoughtful. I feel the same way) but honestly I don't go to church at all. I feel where you are coming from believe me. My mother pulls the religion card often and it gets very annoying.

[sk8rat420]

trevor is a beast

[reco1515]

i feel like even though they are all friends... everyone is trevors bitch on set

[2nonblondesify]

i ordered this and i have still been waiting..... >.< Thumbs up if your still waiting for your bible stories!!!!!!!!!

[sonicgold25]

The top 2 things you dont put in Comments

1.Polotics

2.Religion

[TheF8thless]

@sonicgold25 wrong. Those are the two best things to put in Comments.

[nexusprime000]

my right ear enjoyed this

[CurtistheDestroyer]

@nexusprime000 best comment oh-11

[VarickTV]

@nexusprime000 I'M SO MAD

[scrappydeathbringer]

@nexusprime000 my left ear was furious



[samiarts]

@nexusprime000

who needs an two eargasm when you can have just one? :D

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@nexusprime000 Wow. How did you notice that?

[quiena0]

@nexusprime000 My other ear felt left out.

....get it? :/