Windows - Onestop.mid (MP3 Conversion)

[brunocferreira]

Megadrive songs?

[glassen75]

Lol i came here cuz i got a mac :o

[DiegoJpPND]

It all depends of you MIDI sound's card hardware

[MattBrownbeard]

I have a slightly different version on XP... A better version. u_u

[WaffleLord74]

funny, someone just rolled this picture on funyjunk.

[darkorbitfanatic]

Still not as good as Error

[SMA2343]

i don't get it, i know its like a combination of diffrent songs

[Jacqueline000angel]

Like if you came here because you click on it.

[vitunt]

I came here because I didn't find it from my windows ! o_o

[wrbg159]

Me gusta la parte del final, alguien sabe de donde es?

[JacKRaYo26]

de que es!!!???? sé que lo he oido en algun juego, pero no recuerdo!!!

[OldSkoolJumpStart]

is this song even copyrighted by windows? sorry if it's a stupid question lol it doesnt say anything about being copyrighted, it's just randomnly on the computer

[mattperry95]

am I the only one that don't see whats so amazing about this...

[pyro12310]

@mattperry95 Yes

[chickennuggetMM]

@mattperry95 00:37 kinda sounds like an old sonic song

[wwetitle818]

Its like watching a monkey do the pop and lock. On fire. On a space shuttle. Which is pretty awesome.

[Rentaline99]

It's like I'm riding a dolphin through the sunset to go pound an entire island of amazonian women.

[N3verD3ad]

So progressive...

[Kushman802]

Lololol so mad. I'm going to beat my wife, stomp some puppies and rape everyone in an old folks home before moving to the homeless shelter.

[chakwit]

Why don't mac users get any love? Macs are epic.

[iam2epicz4u]

I came here because i'm on a mac and can't get this on my computer... pretty badass.

[codyxvasco592]

What the hell do you need to do to get this to play?

[TheWerehog4ever]

oh my why is this so good D:

[solidale21]

Sounds like a lvl in Sonic on the Sega Genesis. Like if you agree!

[doughnutcity]

@solidale21 Dude, honestly I was about to say this sounds like Sonic!

[XxminecraftiansxX]

wait, so is this the actual song ?

[TheRachelRockstar]

I DONT GET IT, WHY IS IT SO GOOD.

[momomo544]

My God.... The Fuck?

[AshlynNicole390904]

@disturbedeleven You sir, are from Tumblr :)

[LukaNekoEcho13]

@AshlynNicole390904 or memebase.

[Westmensch3]

@AshlynNicole390904

Aren't you the one who made frontpage on FJ a while ago with the real life meme faces ?

[disturbedeleven]

THE WORLD MUST KNOW

[EKurtC]

Came cuz I use a mac

[wamphyr000]

I came here because I was too lazy to open this in windows.

[elfyjah]

I came here because i have linux.

[digitalchico]

FUCK YOU MEME LOL

[KidVlogger317]

Thumbs up if 9gag sent you here

[megaman01001]

Someone please explain wth this is...

[GiantFuzzyPenguin]

came here cos it wouldnt let me put it on my ipod hahaaha

[squiddie96]

@GiantFuzzyPenguin of course its a windows media file not an itunes file

[sexygaara2424]

homestuck music

[steventherockgod]

Personally like 3:19 onwards - 80's! Oh and the funky bit before ;D

[steventherockgod]

Awesome :D

[hdizdiz14]

Actually I saw it on a site known as 4chan...

[brunoduff]

I don't use windows!!! Damn! I wanna see this!! uehueheuheueh

[HeyItsJono]

lmao all the people who were worried that a midi file packaged with windows would harm their computer need to be less paranoid

[slashnyaoi]

came here from rage comics....no shame

[bluetreason]

True question: Who came here because they have a mac?

[milut]

@bluetreason I came here cause I have a mac aushauhsuahsus

[StevZzy1]

@bluetreason me lmao

[TheEditingShop]

@bluetreason Yeah, me.

[SpartanMJO12]

@bluetreason Nope, came here 'cause I've had to harrass my 7-year-old computer with about 9 boot discs.

[240mas]

@bluetreason I have Linux

[ZionistCensorship]

@bluetreason LOL mac? wow. mac is a terrible machine. go kill urself

[bluetreason]

@ZionistCensorship I hate Macs with a burning passion. I am a proud PC owner and do not plan on changing that anytime soon. My question is: why exactly did you think I use a Mac for personal uses?

[Kushman802]

@ZionistCensorship I don't think someone owning a mac is grounds for suicide. I own a mac and I like it a lot. I like it better than PCs for multimedia tasks, homework, DJing, etc. But I admit that PCs kick the living shit out of macs when it comes to gaming.

[ZionistCensorship]

@Kushman802 No, they're not better at all. They're just easier. go an hero macfag join your faggot idol steve jobless.

[Kushman802]

@ZionistCensorship Please learn to grasp what someone is saying. I never said anywhere that macs are better; I said I like them better. Your statement ,"go an hero macfag join your faggot idol steve jobless." failed to make any sense to me. Steve Jobs was a complete asshole; that's a fact. I like Bill Gates much better as a person, but I like the product Steve Jobs produced better. I assume you're maybe 11 or 12?

[ZionistCensorship]

@Kushman802 Lol you just proved you're a macfag. please kill yourself. im 19 btw and probably twice your size and strength. i'd fuck you up.

[Kushman802]

@ZionistCensorship Okay I'm done trying to reason thoughtfully. Time to stoop down to your level. Lol noob I'm like 230 pounds and can bench 300. Lol you're 460 pounds fatass. Go kill yourself fatass because you're fat and nobody like fatasses. Lololololtrolololoroflcopter I have like 45 guns including multiple .408s so I'd like to see you try and fuck me up fatty. Trololoolloroflrofltrolol!! noob

[ZionistCensorship]

@Kushman802 Lol, someones jealous and mad.

[Kushman802]

@ZionistCensorship Lol someones fat and gay.

[ZionistCensorship]

@Kushman802 You mustn't be talking about me. I think you'll find that I'am tall, muscular and not bad looking either. Jelly?

[Kushman802]

@ZionistCensorship Lol small penis lol. And just because you claim something on the internet doesn't mean it's true. That's like a sex hotline: They are not what they claim to be. And even if all that is true you are a fucking dumbass. Lack of grammar, common sense, and I'm guessing you can't really be serious so I'll assume you're just a troll.

[ZionistCensorship]

@Kushman802 u been trolled hard son. umad? :D

[babas990]

@bluetreason I use linux

[M6Cuerdas]

@bluetreason I did because I use Ubuntu.

[dDAMSEb]

@bluetreason Me hahaha

[wCRONUSw]

who came from 4chan facebook post?

[thejonaroni]

@wCRONUSw yea i saw that shit there

[gaurink]

Now go to System32 on C: and delete any file.

[Pittsisamazing]

Trusting the internet. It's either epic or deletes system32.

[nubinhoAk47]

best song ever..!

[shangaimorrison]

lol, the song finishes when I leave the office in 1 minute

[stupifyer1]

i sat this as my critical stop sound

[Faybro]

PART 4

He stared at the sunset, the rubble covered and indistinguishable from one another in a sheet of ash and snow. His body was succumbing to the strength of the radiation. He had saved the present, by changing the past. Onestop.midi is a testament to the heroic programming of that fateful day.

THE END.

(The same basic thing happened with flourish.mid and town.mid, because ME and Vista also caused serious damage to the world, requiring time travel to fix.)

[Faybro]

PART 3

Having had finished this, he transcoded it, his one chance to stop the destruction the Y2K bug had caused. Onestop. He sent it through the time projector, specific instructions on how to alter the timeline. A flash of light, and it was gone. He had no way to ensure that he had succeeded. He then wrote a simple note, explaining the events to the primitive tribes that would eventually find the ruins, and then set himself to rest.

[Faybro]

PART 2

He explored the ruins of civilization. Nuclear power plants, missile silos, dams, they were all running Windows. In this reality, there was no Unix or Linux based machines. He was the only one alive, and with no food or nourishment, he had to work fast to ensure the survival of humanity. He built a time projector in a nearby garage, and created a mathematical formula to ensure a projection of certain text files into the minds of some of the greatest technological pioneers.

[Faybro]

Here's the story behind it. PART 1

It was December 31st, 1998. Windows 2000 was nearly ready for the bug testing phase, when a horrible explosion rocked the luxury jet Bill Gates was partying on. He was blasted to the future, January 1st, 2000. It was snowing ashes. Buildings had fallen, been destroyed, exploded. Nobody could've expected such a disaster from millions of computers simultaneously encountering the Y2K bug.

[XD4Lifeington]

ZOMG what is this doing here? Seriously, anyone have the story behind this thing? WHAT IS IT? WHY IS IT? These answers, I must have them!

[Faybro]

@XD4Lifeington

There you go, I hope my explanation has been clear, concise, and easy to understand. Assuming the uploader doesn't remove the comments.

[XD4Lifeington]

@Faybro Well that was thoroughly enjoyable Thank you good sir, I shall pass this story onward through the ages...were I not in the middle of encoding my own message to the past to save Steve Jobs's life! I'm gonna hide it in the song "Du Hast", what do you think?

[Remolizzo]

@XD4Lifeington I don't get it. What's special about it? Can someone please explain?

[TheInverlock]

im on a windows 7 and this wasnt in my windows folder..

[WolfosDotOrg]

I use CentOS and Mac OS, so let's tell you an easter egg that's in both OS-X and Linux.

1. Open a terminal window

2. Type 'eMacs' (in Linux, this might not be installed, so install it with your favourite package manager)

3. Esc+x

4. Type 'snake' and press return

5. Also works with 'tetris' in some versions of eMacs

[identityx2013]

@WolfosDotOrg both on mine X3

[GladiatorGT]

Who came here because your computer is fucked up and you couldn't play it on your own?

[samisyosam]

The dirtiest 90s corporate rock I've ever heard.

[chaseinvaders]

sweet raptor jesus this is amazing

[SatsurikuX]

Who came here after seeing the pic on imgur/reddit and didnt trust it 100%?

[DantonV]

@SatsurikuX funnyjunk bitch

[NoUnboundFreedom]

@DantonV Funnyjunk is for faggots

@bluetreason Windows master race

[Emplon]

@NoUnboundFreedom OP is a faggot

[NoUnboundFreedom]

@SatsurikuX >reddit

god fucking damnit

[ryanroosterr]

@SatsurikuX no i came here from 4chan

[yondaime500]

@SatsurikuX I saw it on facebook but whatever.

[AshleyKitty00]

@SatsurikuX I'm not sure why you wouldn't trust it if they're telling you to go to YOUR OWN COMPUTER FILES.

[BluexXxKalishnikov]

@SatsurikuX Another example of Reddit stealing /b/s memes, good sir?

[pandacrafty]

@BluexXxKalishnikov its almost like reddit exists to aggregate content in one place rather than to host a forum for the creation of original content.

[sonicmaster326]

@SatsurikuX

>reddit

[MonsterHunter721]

@SatsurikuX

116 think a midi file can give you a virus.. that you already have on your hard drive

[64kbkk]

Are those songs from some old rpg/jrpg? if so which one?

[some1intheworld]

listening to it in my files.. this vids quality is crap compared to the original that im listening to. :D

[timen1986]

Nice upload, thanks!

[FlawlessSin11]

that image + the failed MIDI format brought me here.

[jererulz]

Thank you FJ!

[kingdomguy]

real steps are 1 open web browser 2 go to youtube 3 search for onestep windows 4 listen and enjoy

[ficarra1002]

We linux users need this.

[xj0njrx]

I brush my teeth to dis shit

[scalper42]

Lol, my computers just all fucked up so thats why i came here xD

[kylepresidente]

funnyjunk sent me here

[ringdingdongable]

funnyjunk<33

[Azrael20k]

I come from a land known as.....FunnyJunk, that and I'm on Ubuntu :I

[mythic456]

Funnyjunk sent me and linux barred me from doing this.

[Chacha5678]

this still makes me laugh really hard. why in the world was this necessary to put on my computer

[WatchYourAttitude]

this is why Microsoft is way cooler then Apple. sorry, I know my comment is cheesy...

[666DeathMetaller666]

2:00 fuck yeah!

[bioniclekid8]

It seems like all old video games just pitched in their music into a pot of epic and simmered it until this was all that was left

[ohahmenuts]

i did this a year ago and this song became my life's battle theme

[legend1149]

I came here cause I was sketchy on what this was.

[TheBettong]

1:36 - 1:44 reminds me of a pokemon song ..

[JackaWilko]

3:12 sounds like Top Gun to some extent xD

[StandardNeekeri]

Click on C:

NO.

i have windows installed on D:

....

[SEwalkman752]

Hilltopdub: it's actually on windows 7

[hilltopdub]

Y DOES WINDOWS 7 NOT HAVE THIS -_-

[XAJanaeX]

@hilltopdub it does on mine

[TokyoKid47]

@hilltopdub ACtually its on windows 7 also! (I have W7)

[itachiz2]

@hilltopdub win 7 dose..

[SEwalkman752]

The next soundtrack of my life...

[JtGorospe90]

I WILL MAKE A PORN TO THIS!

[wwetitle818]

Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle.

[Bunomous]

i knew about this a while ago but i forgot how to find it again

[thecookerman3794]

im on ubuntu

[Konnerific]

@thecookerman3794 you're a good man for using linux.

[mario7131992]

@thecookerman3794

me too ^^

[ipodtouchfan221]

@thecookerman3794 BEST VIRUS FREE OS ON THE PLANET (WINDOWS IS SO ON ITS WAY OUT...)

[sorin06]

@thecookerman3794 I'm on Slackware \o/

[LegendaryBoyA]

this sounds like those songs in rpgs and animes!

[czek21]

Who else came to YouTube to listen because they're on a Mac?

[SLAAMIT]

@czek21 meee

[KingKenny527]

@czek21 I'm using Ubuntu.

[KingKenny527]

@czek21 I'm using Ubuntu.

[Nokiemensful]

@czek21 no, I have standards. I came to YouTube because I'm intelligent enough to use Linux.

[dxbJono]

@Nokiemensful DAMN!! I wish I was intelligent enough to download and install a free OS...

[VideosMiscellaneous]

@czek21 literally what i did.

[vader91]

@czek21 i'm on a mac myself and listening to it using quicktime, i pulled the audio file from by windows partition :)  though i didnt know of it until i saw it here

[Wargoniano]

@czek21 I came because I'm on a Windows XD

[Kycirion]

@czek21 Me... unfortunately.

[sacredmeow]

@czek21 Linux :)

[thevampirefrog06]

@czek21 I've got bootcamp, but quicktime won't play it and I don't feel like restarting my computer right now. :P

[VelCro8112]

This song is on Steve Jobs iPod.

[Pivotanims]

0:00 - 0:20 - The rpg has just started! 0:20 - 0:37 - That part when the camera floats above the town, giving you an overview. 0:37 - 1:03 - Giving you the objectives, what to do, where to start. 1:03 - 1:19 - Name your character! 1:21 - 1:33 - Local village is having a party! 1:33 - 1:50 - King and queen enter the party! 1:52 - 1:58 - Jester does something silly! 2:00 - 2:17 - People are happy and comemorating! 2:20 - 3:09 - Damn! they were captured by a dragon! 3:12 - 4:07 - Go save them!

[Sonar009]

@Pivotanims I dunno, I'd say captured by dragon only goes to 2:42, and then 2:43 to 3:10 is gather your party, THEN you go save them. :P

[PeraDjordjevic]

@Pivotanims what rpg are we talking about?

[testnumberone1]

@PeraDjordjevic just a generic RPG

[ManamoPrime]

@testnumberone1 ... It made me think of chrono trigger actually. The description you gave...

[kulabcdefg]

@Pivotanims Damn! Your comment is not original!

[666DeathMetaller666]

@Pivotanims I would split the last part in 3:08-4:07 you saved the princess and you ride back home lol

[JynxedDraca]

This is really good. Too bad the file on my computer won't open.

[TheMrawsome15]

this makes my ears have an orgasm even though i am a mac user...

[Piiinkey]

I find this very easy to masturbate to.

[DamianKenny8]

O.O I know i heard this in a game before!!!

[Ptjuusitalo]

Windows: The Ending Credits.

[bananaranadingdong]

the only time i wish i didnt have a mac

[Ruckleback]

The original one on my PC has just NOTHING :(

[2312931]

ok so wtf is this exactly