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  • Having food sex with girls sleeping ;D

  • dropkicking people's knees

    

  • i think about my weed the most

  • sex..

    

  • FOOD!

  • Food/boobs

  • Do Walrus' have pubes?

  • I think a lot about being successful in life.

  • yeah well america dropped two nuclear bomb over japan and right when they exploded the killed about 200 000 thousand people soo..

  • shut the fuck up....

  • 2:40 9 black guys vs one white guy. Why am I not surprised? Google "9 expelled students" to read the story. I'll state this: I hate guetto African Americans. Robbed me 2x already. So FUCK YOU! Note: blacks from France and Canada are alright. But blacks from the U.S. = fuck you!!!!!!!!

  • I think more about the girl than just having sex with her

  • Stop addressing the nation, you're speaking to the entire planet.

  • QOTD: Video games.

  • 1.food

    2.sex

    3.what im doing later

    4.sleep

    5.money

  • @12kothe12 amen!!!

  • I think about sex 50%, food 50%, and sleep 30%, then phillyd abouuuttt 90%.

  • marshmallows, the letter Q.

  • That kid got knocled out because he stole those shoes from the big guys room. Get it right.

  • Should I feel bad that I don't know who Jwow is?

  • 1. food

    2. money

    3. sleep

    4. sex

  • A war that lasted 6 years and claimed over 60 million

  • philly d in a non creepy way

  • A lot of sex, video games, YouTube, and girls.

  • sex 2 food 4

  • cars 12 times a day

  • Sleeping while eating other sexy foods

  • my list of daily thoughts is as follows:

    Food - 0

    Sleep - 0

    Females - 0

    Skyrim - >9000

  • sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex food food gym sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex­sex school

  • food

    sex

    sleep

    in that order

  • CAN I HAZ TEH XBOX PLZ?

  • I share the exact same sentiments. I should be proud of being an American, even as shitty things are. That said, thanks for reminding everyone of the importance of today that fueled WWII

  • Food, then sleep. Then procrastination.

  • i went to school with some of the kids in the college fight video!

  • diablo III

  • sleep

  • I think Alec is just too used to playing arrogant assholes on TV. Or are those directors just type-casting..?

  • sex

  • Food

  • its funny cause dean is most a drama school i went there not one thug at all

  • lol half this guys views is becuase all his videos have some sexual picture/statement in title... This is first video I've seen and it was pretty god awful

  • @alucard1745 no ur wrong most his views are from subscribers look at the like to dislike ratio if ur statement was correct then half of the ratings would be dislikes but thats not the case

  • other

    

  • whats so special about americans dying?? do u think of the japanese ppl that got killed by the atomic bomb strikes, which were way more brutal & inhuman?? ppl are dying all over the world, so what if they are american?? are they the only ones to care about? I dont think so

  • @lionw8 but Americans are way cooler

  • stop pretending like you care about people who died during the pearl harbor attack

  • It's only JWOWW's boobs that we cared about.

  • url says RVAAAAAAAAAA

  • sleep

  • cheese dip

  • Bananas Mmmmmmmmmmm

  • that kid julian who started out the video is pretty legit

  • you are useless to me Arec Bardwin

  • mw3

  • Sex

  • runescape

    

  • sex

  • i hope phil dies in a fire-and dont give the "if you dont like him dont watch him" shit,fake thumb nails and titles bring me here

  • @saligari666 if you don't like him don't watch him

  • BF3

  • @archangel9840 FTW!

  • I got sick of seeing jwows face on every vid suggestion so i decided to watch it. and what do you know, dissapointment haha

  • Games.

  • Phills mom.

  • SUSHI!!!! <3

  • god :P

  • sex sleep food phillyd

  • I think about Llamas.

    I think I may think about how JWoW looks like Rachel Ray, and I may also think about whether I'd want a sandwich that tasted like spray-tan. Somehow I think the answer of 'No' just doesn't cut it.

  • Eating sexy things in my dreams...

  • WAIT theres no sandwich making classes in college NOOOOOOOOOO us men are FUCKED

  • Sex

  • Food

  • my son. yea i know "awhhhhh" but i miss him. he was adopted so i only get to see him every three months

  • Uhm...food.

    

  • I think about rise against skating system of a down, but most of all is Emily -3 (nonsexual)

  • QOTD: Dessert. :3

  • Qotd:All of the above

  • Qotd: Doctor Who

  • Robert.

  • From Most thougt to Least:

    Sex

    Movies/Video Games

    Food

  • Other: Ninjas

    That's not even kind of a joke.

  • life

    

  • Video games :p

  • uhhhhh  lets say sexx

  • Would love to says its not sex, but it is

  • So glad I am going to college next semester.

  • Main point: UUUUUUURRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!

    LMFAO!!!!!

  • /food LOLOL

  • me its omfg she's so hot I want to fuck her/ food :)

  • attractive celebrities/fictional characters. it ties in with sex?

  • #ass #tits #ass #tits #ass #tits

  • i hate how researchers say all men think about whatever it is men think about however many times a day when they haven't sat down and talked to every man and asked how many times do you think about this and what about this

  • My wife Candace =)

  • I think about... All of the above.

  • I liked this for sandwich making comment

  • I think about the people that really rule the world, my dog Salt, how fluoride can kill you and yet it's still in my toothpaste, food, why people don't know more about their government and choose to walk around in darkness while listening to garbage music by certain artist (know your artist). Yes ignorance is bliss - but give me a damn break, you will be held accountable friends. Funny show Dude. Love.

  • Bitches that I hate -_-

  • sandwich classed lol i just died

  • SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!! ZZZzzzzzz

  • Boobies!!

  • Cigarettes and PHILIP DEfranco SHOW!!!!!!!!

  • SEX!!!!!!

    

  • just watched ur videos after like a yr and im so glad u dont cuss like crazy anymore...now i actually like watching :D

  • QOTD: my bf, food, sex, how boring my history class is, if im gonna take a nap in science, youtube, sex, food... you know, the usual stuff.

  • QOTD: Xbox and CoD :P

  • "There are no sandwich making courses in those colleges." Ahahhahaha!

  • QOTD: Computers and sex hehehe

  • QOTD: Cigarettes and weed

  • I love this show and im gonna start putting prefix-es on things that I want to really say about people. This show is "Kanye West voice" Awwsum.

  • i think of... trying NOT to get an arrow to the knee!

  • pearl harbor is a ruse.

  • PHYSICS!

  • pussy,money,weed.

  • qotd: mostly of how im going the next day because im in middle school

  • guilty as charged!

  • sexxxxx

    

  • pussy

    food

    college

  • FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD

  • 3:26 Dear Men,

    WE

    ARE

    FUCKED

  • Who won the xbox? And or how long does it take to get thr prize?:O

  • foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfo­odfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood­food

    

  • /watch?v=e4QYkrp44us&feature=r­elated

    thumbs this upp so everyone can see this video

    after this you won't be able to watch p0rn as you once did

    haha just watch the video

  • Dat ass.

  • im a preg lady soo i think of ........... FOOD!

  • sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

  • no actually the dude stole his shoes and the other dude found out it was him n beat him up

  • all of them hahaha

  • Definitley sex and food. I could always use an xbox

  • all of the above!!!!

    

  • I want the 360 give.. now..

  • Pussy

    money

    Weed

    Which is also the title of a gay ass lil Wayne song

  • i often think of the excuse my girlfriend gave me for cheating on me.... im sorry i didnt meen to do it!

    me-wtf how does that happen!?

    her-im sorry i didnt do it on purpose, you still love me?

    me-you really think im gonna eat this shit! how did it happen, you stumbled, FELL AND LANDED RIGHT ON HIS DICK!!

  • I have one, ONE question, and it could save a life if you answer it, but what WAS THE AWESOME THING THAT KID HAD AT THE BEGINNING?

  • This MO'FO talks to much, where was jwow?? Or whatever is that hotties name

  • Food

    Sex

    Skyrim

    Sleep

    Philly d

  • foood like all the time, even while i eat i think about what i wanna eat next hahaha

  • Sex by far.

  • 100% " Food " even in my dream.

  • I'm always thinking about what to think of next

  • Sex definitely sex and I'm a girl...

  • i think about having sex whit food while sleeping

  • sex

  • every dec 7th i find a japaneese person in public, fall to my knees and say THANK YOU to them, just so you know phill. ya faggot.

  • RUNESCAPE!

    

  • @patjeboemboem1980 kill yourself..

  • December 7th is my birthday. I was born 52yrs after said infamous day. An I always tell people I was born on the day that Pearl Harbor was bombed.

  • @xoxomissadams same thing happens to me.

  • sex with sleepy foods?

    

  • I think about food the most.

  • I like turtles

  • @Grantapotomus so do I young man. So do i

  • i lik

  • i think bout youtube vids most of the time n HOT POCKETS :D

  • sex

  • Love this show barely started and got hooked :) oh and I think about killing noobs on xbox 360

  • My gf lik 100 mins ov the day (im 12 tho)

  • @TheBadBandits you have no girlfriend

  • I think about sex for about 4 minutes per day. Sorry...I meant that there's about 4 minutes in each day when I'm not thinking about sex. Yup.

  • 03:07

  • I couldn't be sure what I think of most, I'd say food. But probably xbox 360 teehee

  • Its funny, I honestly consciously think about sex about 4 times a day. But I'm a real christiany christian ..so thats probly why.

  • @JonnyRocketfingers7 You count exactly how many times you think about sex per day?

  • @JFreedom28 I don't count. I know. If you only do something 4 times a day ...why would you need to count it?

    Unless, of course, this statistic is about subconscious thinking as well. But I did say in my comment I only -consciously- think about sex on average 4 times a day. 

  • other i think about anime more than anything else