Which Touhou girls I wouldn't do?

[Cuppiecakkiex3]

And ur a nerd urself, dont insult patchouli.

[Cuppiecakkiex3]

Cut ur hair.

Nvm you still wouldn't look good.

[magicaltails]

this is so pointless you should have used that time to find a job xD

[TouhouTV]

You look as cool as this guy from Monthy Python. Yea, that's really cool.

[heyitsmija]

This...

This is beyond pathetic. Please go spend your time on more useful things.

[Vyz3r]

Don't you hate it when you see a thumbnail of a chick and when you click that video, you get disappointed that you see a dude taking a video of himself, instead?

[666haruya]

"Which Touhou girls I wouldn't do?" Man, don't you have something else to do? Like, studying, working or something? GO AND STUDY, KID, BECAUSE YOU LACK SOME FUCKING INTELLIGENCE - THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST PROVED WITH THIS SHITTY VIDEO.

Not imaginary girls, but not even real girls would NEVER EVER touch you, seriously.

[kizaku69]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TOAT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILLAPPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[SintSuke]

The real answer is.

None would want to do YOU.

[Cloudrunner62]

If they let my, I'd do any of them...I doubt they would though.

[ZodlerZod]

Which Touhou would you.

[winry303]

uhhhh watch? what do you mean watch? THIS BE A GAME FOOL

and all touhou characters are HOT, you are just to picky and probably wont get ANY girl for that fact. hate to be rude but gunna just be total blunt here and say what i think

[MrDinomoo]

Seriously.

[xepher480]

and i shall complain my dear friend! do not hate on suika for her voice, go shoot the voice actress instead.

btw you really did creep the sht out of me with your kaguya moaning. wow

[MkLcN723]

asshole¡¡

[LeekGallade85]

1:51 Is that Maribel Han?

[Ez3Ku1]

oh shit...

[wowpockopaalt]

I would do all of them

[htfkid2000]

wow, it never fails, i look up something (fallout) and i land back with my obsession (touhou)

[Isabeladenicola]

MOKOU IS A MAN.

YOSHA!!!

[LeekGallade85]

PATCHY"S CUTE!!!!!

[SmokingWickerman]

To bad about the dislikes, have you thought of doing any new ytp's?

[mrxai658]

all I could do is shake my finger forward and backward into your face.

[KF2kentucky]

FUCK YOU. PATCHY IS THE BEST

[LabodaKill90]

This guy has no sense of embarassment over what he just talked about

I doubt he even knows what he's talking about half the time

[Hoshimaru57]

@LabodaKill90 He doesn't know what he's talking about.

He's never seen the series nor has he actually made this video.

This was more or less a mashup of all of his videos to make him sound as if he was talking about them.

But on an unrelated note...mmmmm...

[SukaNekoto]

The real question is, who would you do the most?

[TuucciZ]

Fanservice?

Needs more MANSERVICE!

[Kayura5]

anime huh....yea.....ZUN himself said he DONT want to make a touhou anime cuz he dont want touhou to be remembered as an anime...u can put here on YT "Touhou anime" and u will see alot of FANMADES only that...(and im my opnion i agreed with ZUN-sama)

ALL HAIL GOD ZUN-SAMA!!!! XD

[yoshiothehedgehog]

Somehow, I feel like this isn't what he really said.

[shinkukage09]

You...."watched" the whole series? There's no anime, you know...just a few fanmade "episodes", nothing else. 

[originalfriendly100]

....the way he's talking he's making it sound like Touhou is an anime or something, but it's a series of games. Remember kiddies Google is your friend!

[someotaku]

really patchouli? havent you heard nerdy girls are the best in bed

[nonowa9]

i dont think most people understand what you did here :\

[Sakurei1]

"kagura" ? did you really say kagura? there is no kagura in touhou.

on the other hand. touhou anime? are you serious. you, my sir, are ridiculous. there is no official touhou anime. that one episode was fanmade, a doujinshi and, in no way, representative for touhou. the 10 minute special from ufotable isn't really anything you can really consider official, either.

if you cannot appreciate a thing, then you are not a fan of said thing. yes, you ain't a touhou fan.

[remvampire]

You look like garth from waynes world. : | And also. D'Awwwwwwwwwwe~!<3 Y'all wanna hump fictional drawings. cute.

[cosmosofinfinity]

@remvampire Drawings can't be sexually appealing?

[Mekuruku]

I would totally do Eirin and Yukari.

idk why u guys says they old

they 17.

i also would does kaguya and alice.

I wouldn't do Letty or Yuyuko, though.

[monsterhunter891]

Yuyuko, Sakuya and Suika (In that order) would be first on my list of girls I WOULD do. xP

[BraUnY74]

I feel a great power of troll right here... Troll made this video, trolls wathced this video. trolls comment this video, trolls are trolling trolls here. Anyway, that's the weirdest thing Touhou-fan ever can do.

And jumping voice. It's not good, it's really not good. Kill your mic, your montage prog and your throat.

[CirnosMathClass]

D: this is really awks...

[Enkidududududu]

You forgot the fact that they're all fictional :V

[o0Cheator0o]

Girls in Gensokyo...

Before you do them...

They would...

Freeze, Burn, Flandre Overkill, Gap, Knife, Bite, Master Spark, Nuclear Beam, Double Spark, Judge, Twilight Spark, Illusion Dominance, Suppatenko, Gap (again cuz Yukari rocks), Eat, Thunder, Pierce your heavens, Random beam, Royal Flare,...

Well, kill you.

[Gesh86]

hahaha, I had a good laugh with this. I'm wondering why this has so many negative votes. The content really doesn't matter, it's just hilarious sentence-mixing.

[kenxisonline]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure most (if not all) of them wouldn't want to sleep with you either...

[koagasa21]

i would do everyone in touhou except the animals like ran and reisen. they're animals! you might get rabbies if you will have sex with them.

[Zyozyoma]

What does that word “smexy” mean anyway? Sexy in a Mexican way?

[AjiraCtelin1993]

Wriggle IS a girl. I don't think you realize that.

[mrthou]

Grilleds, is that you? O_o

[atomicpuppy2]

@mrthou No, it's his cousin from Merry Ol' England.

[siverfanweedo]

people i wounld not do 1 flandre 2 sakayu 3 keine 4 cirno 5 kayua 6 erin 7 tewi 8 chen 9 wriggle 10 ruima i would do mokou :D

[HollowFan]

what? no Flandre WTF?!

[NinjaJedi]

I wouldn't do Sanae because she's a slut and I would get an STD.

I wouldn't do Aya because she'd come faster than I would.

I wouldn't do Okuu for health reasons.

[LuigiHourPowerHour]

there are some hot pictures of wriggle. I'd do her

[Ziogen]

Parsee: Bridge Troll.

I lol'd

[Bujin123456]

Tenshi isn't canonically as masochist you fanonfags, it's based on a spellcard that she holds her breath to avoid stuns while fighting (and her dialogue in SWR)

[ElPINGAS9000]

FAGGOT DETECTED OFF THE PORT BOW

IT LOOKS LIKE...HE HAS NO GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

HOLY CAPS LOCK!!!!

[Lostxsoul8o8]

i'd do all of the touhou girls :D as long as i dont get my skull riped out if i pissed them off

[Ginko200]

@Lostxsoul8o8 so no yuka? XD

[msh11201996]

which ones I wouldn't do: uuuuhhhh........... Maybe Tenshi?? I dunno. She seems like such a masochist (SHE IS).

[wowpockopa]

I would do Flandre and Remillia

[NutNapalm]

paper raper

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Id do Every Freaking Girl in Gensokyo

[DASPEN666Devil]

Good question... Which Touhou girls I wouldnt do? I wouldnt do any1, I WOULD DO ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!

[Trinityk7s]

Huh, You're one wierd guy, no offence...Well Just little a bit, LOL! P

[TokikoNyuu]

I don't know who would "do it" with except for Remilia, yes I just said Remilia and I say that because the video got to a picture at 4:38 and the picture there startled something in my pants.

[0odarkheroo0]

@TokikoNyuu THAT PICTURE IS A LIE >:O SHI EZ SUPPOSE TA BE DAH TSURUPETTAN >:P <3

[TokikoNyuu]

@0odarkheroo0 yeah I know it's a lie because she's mah waifu and shut up I don't care what you think of me because I love Remilia

[0odarkheroo0]

@TokikoNyuu pfft your waifu!? YOUR WAIFU >:O she's my mistress =;w;= Oh mistress whip me harder, call me a dirty pig, brand my ass *pop* oh shit I say that out loud =.=

[TokikoNyuu]

@0odarkheroo0 HOLY SHIT!!!!! masochist alert who's a bigger masochist though, you or tenshi?

[0odarkheroo0]

@TokikoNyuu There's no bigger masochist just a tougher mistress =;w;= ahhh Eirin Tasuketenai yo~

[egmfan2]

gay

[soniclenkirbyfan8]

@egmfan2 Fuck you

[ChobinoftheFunk]

I wouldn't do any of them. I want to live, thank you. Unless, of course, they're offering... Then I would. Because many of them are hot, and, again, I like living...

[ChobinoftheFunk]

I wouldn't do any of them. I want to live, thank you.

[MegaDarknero]

Everyone, I'd go with everyone.

[0odarkheroo0]

ok nothing against your opinion, but just adding my own on yours, so ya... how could you call patchy a nerd if well... your a nerd too (don't worry everyone who's watched this is) uhhh kaguya, I get where your going with this but still, she doesn't sleep all day, she's NEET. Yukari... pfft ya it's milf, but 1. people are into that already, and 2. if she's 15079527035^pi years old, and still looks in the early 20's it's ok to tap that... Wriggle... come on you just complained about age...

[rscaml2]

your main argument for suika is unfound because the creator of the series never gave any charactor a voice. also what were you watching because only one episode of touhou anime seems to have been made

[soniclenkirbyfan8]

For me Mima {Ghost from the past bullshit}, Ran {Gets Naked every time}, and Hong Meiling {Lazy}.

[Pixxa0659]

I would do Reisen so hard. And Reimu

[Shameiaru]

0:58

Anime made from Touhou....?

When?

Where? How did this get under the radar?

[ArceusShaymin]

Ehh....

Jeez, um...

Oh! Yukari and Kanako, and Rinnosuke.

Otherwise, I would just fuck everyone else's brains out.

Even Ran.

[hep2355]

TOEHOE

[sqwrrlta31stest]

Why you so mean to Parsee. ;_;

[lunaticflan]

It took you 3 days to watch one episode O.o

[z3Carlos]

....i respect your opinion but you aren't straight enough to the point

[ProcyonVulpecula]

lulz at all the people who don't realise this is an edited version of a video by a guy who regularly talks about which girls in certain anime series he would and wouldn't do. Seriously, the editing is so deliberately obvious xD

(Also, who I wouldn't do? Hmm, I'd have to think about that...)

[useraccount333]

As much as I love Reiuji (her wings! her thigh-high stockings! her arm-cannon!), I'd have to say no. Due to her being...you know...EXTREMELY RADIOACTIVE!

[TheFutagirlokuu]

@useraccount333 Radiation poisoning or not, I'd still tap that sexy birdbrain. X3

[useraccount333]

@TheFutagirlokuu

Well, one good thing about a sexual relationship with her is that you never have to use protection, ever. Sperm simply can't survive in such high levels of radiation.

[jaceksdfer]

2.33 "genderbender Willybean".....?

[wildhaunter]

1.i'd definetly fuck Yukari's eyes out anyway cause she's immortal and age doesn't matter and she'd probably rape me anyway.

2.yuyuko's got the biggest tits eva and she's hungry for COCK!

3.Suika's the awesomest loli oni ever!

4. PATCHY!!!

5.Letty is in no way fat so take off those beer goggles there are giving off the wrong effect.

6.Kanako has the best ass in touhou of all!

7.Kisume has arms and legs she's just small... and i'd still screw her.

8.i'm in a touhou hentai! WHAT! HAHAHA!!!

[MrDiablolord]

is it me or is this guy has a sick mind?

[ChinaD0111]

...complete the series..? Watch..? What?

[IAMNIGHTMAREZERO]

I doubt any Touhou girl would do you.

[THEHYDROCOIL]

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HURT MYSELF.

[Augenstein]

I still totally wanna bone Yuugenmagan. <3

[ytpfsx]

change your name to sentancemixpuppy2

da

[SADXhacker]

I wouldn't do Utsuho. I don't want radiation Poisoning just from being around her.

[unsf8518]

Yuyuko is smexy

[LulzWuts]

>Implying I wouldn't do all of them.

[NinjaF0xX]

i wouldnt even touch suwako with a stick.

[KleinerKokiri]

@NinjaF0xX

Like she would even let you near her D:

[NinjaF0xX]

@KleinerKokiri like i'd want to?

[ohgodmynutbladder]

whatisthisidonteven

[cuddlez54]

A lot of Touhou girls are old.

Because they're youkai.

...But I see what you mean. Pfff.

I like every Touhou character. Only one I wouldn't do would be Youki. 'Cause he's old. Unless ZUN has him look young rather than how the fans see him.

Oh and Genjii. And Unzan. I think that's it... Just no human/animal/object oldies.

[mari0man]

Gender bender = hilarious + makes more sense than everyone else on the list IMO... that and she's part insect XP

[sk3tchyguy]

>Yamame (Fat)

>Kisume (Amputees are gross)

ಠ_ಠ

[darkhighflyer1337]

The Touhou girls I wouldn't do... just Yukari and Flandre. Yukari's a hag and Flandre's a bit overrated.

[ashkrou]

You're insane.

I would shag everyone from Touhou senseless.

Even Rinnosuke.

[Chaosiox]

@ashkrou Everyone includes Genji and YuugenMagan. And Unzan, in case you try passing PC-98 off as non-canon.

Good luck with that.

[KiteNamikaze]

@ashkrou

Desperate aren't you?

[ashkrou]

@KiteNamikaze

What?

You wouldn't?

C'mon, Touhou girls = <3 and Mannosuke makes the straighest of males go to the dark side.

[KiteNamikaze]

@ashkrou

I would do the girls, but not the men ಠ_ಠ

[armegeddis]

@ashkrou Especially Rinnosuke? :V

[ashkrou]

@armegeddis

:D

[videogamescoverftw]

@ashkrou Um that first sentence i would mostly agree with, but um..... just a question, are you bi? Um its just a question i dont really need an answer.............awkward....­....yea ummmmmm (Disclaimer: I know it was a joke. This comment was for ammusement's sake.)

Who wouldn't you do from Touhou?

Rinnosuke

U MAD BRO??? <<

P.S. Thanks for the inspiration for the second part atomicpuppy :D

[LifeWaste1618]

You wouldn't do jews

[hylton7]

@LifeWaste1618

there are jews in touhou

[LifeWaste1618]

@hylton7

Quoting from AP2:

Jewels

Jewkari

Star of David

Israel Flag

[MoogleBoss]

best video man

best video

[varanBMS]

which ones i wouldnt do?

erin, murasa,marisa, kanako.

[atomicpuppy2]

@varanBMS

>> murasa

u mad?

[varanBMS]

@atomicpuppy2 no, just upset.

[ytpfsx]

@varanBMS

fuck no

murasa is the best character ever

nigger

[varanBMS]

@ytpfsx dunno whats so great about her, shes not very interesting. you like dead chicks brah? ones that go around sinking ships?

[NinjaF0xX]

@varanBMS dont be hatin on murasa <3

[kurumuhatsunechan]

@varanBMS fuck u marisa rocks!

[ESD8000]

gonna do them all!

[Riiya932]

>Yukari: 1200 years old

>Tewi: 1500 years old

>Yukari on the list because of age, Tewi not

What. You're a Touhou casual.

[Milez1337]

@Riiya932

i think that was the joke

[atomicpuppy2]

@Milez1337 I think Tewi lied

[Riiya932]

Who're you

[sedthh]

what the fuck am I watching.flv

[hylton7]

well at least the typical touhou fan is'nt this sad

[cactu]

@hylton7 I see what you did there

[d12rwin]

watch touhou series? or play?

[iLikeKFC111]

Dandandandandan.

[Vikusen]

I'd them all.