2 Bucks's Thoughts on Females - A Provocative Commentary

[palmer32123]

wow those guys suck

[julle1733]

i live in sweden so...

[xXpiere17Xx]

1) nice face

2) nice ass

3) Titties!

4) cant be better than me at CoD

[jakesethsnake1]

1 eyes

2 face

3 torso not fat not too skinny

4 is she huggable

thats just physical

[LuCkYsHoOtEeR]

omg, i thought you were serious at the beginning..xD girls with little clothes is like the best thing ever!

[M4SSACREandrew]

@LuCkYsHoOtEeR fat girls in little clothes is the best thing?

[LuCkYsHoOtEeR]

@M4SSACREandrew no, of cource not, but nice/sexy girls. don't see so many fat people here with short shortses here, and im happy about it!

[M4SSACREandrew]

@LuCkYsHoOtEeR agreed.

[thejimzo1]

1 face especially noses cant fuck pinoccio

2 voice cant date squeaky gals

3legs

4 ass

5 boobs

[kennymnz]

I am white and me and my dad love latina chicks with nice plump asses... Genetics 101.

[thejimzo1]

@kennymnz best goin :D

[t3hPoundcake]

I think I'm like the opposite of every guy ever. I like small tits, a small firm ass, sexy legs, skinny body (but a little chubby is okay if I actually like her haha) and a cute face is of course important.

[n0HeARtzReFLeXz]

@t3hPoundcake dude wtf...

[t3hPoundcake]

@n0HeARtzReFLeXz I don't blame you, I'm weird eh?

[kingcobrajh]

a girl for me:

nice face

beutiful smile

funny

fun to hang with

[supergun101]

@kingcobrajh Same 

[Jizzton1]

i only just knew 2 bucks was asian

[LedZepp42O]

1. arm

2. right leg

3. ear

4.shoulder

5. Tits

[ItchyTrojan]

Asian people takin' over, holy crap, suck my boner!

[aman692]

my gf is asian and honestly, hers aren't that big but her legs are amazing and she is friken adorable! XD LEGS OR GTFO

[Dude31197]

which part of asia are u from? country?

[tmacdabest2]

1. Face

2. ASS!!!!(yea, im black)

3. smart

4. Boobies

5. curvy hips. idk why but something about curvy hips is soo atractive

[night4345]

also this girl i loved had the most beautiful bright blue eyes. <3

[night4345]

1.head like eyes and hair

2.fun to talk to

3.nice ass

these are my favorite things for both guys and girls :D

[tmacdabest2]

@night4345 dam, ur gross

[night4345]

@tmacdabest2 not really but whatever

[DeathWish898]

All wemon must come with a manual and special fetures

[iizdaduke]

A pandemic is a pan flute band epidemic

[christmaspoo911]

Guess what. Everyone and i mean everyone will end up a old hag with loose skin and wrinkly skin and all kinds of add ons that look disgusting-- so why not just be pan sexual? ;D (someone who likes personality) 

[xMikethetiger]

the 22 dislikes were girls

[dwadehindin]

it would be fitting if i put lol considering i laughed out loud when you were talking about the only time you talked to a girl

[darharrison]

EXSHEPTT 4 MAI BOUNERRRRRRR

[klutch2013]

shes gotta have a pretty face and pretty eyes.

[Codan1990]

Lol ironic ending.. I love it !!

[EdgePitSwing]

Hahahahahahahaha. Best commentary

[ITSxJOHNNYxG]

they better have anice face, i dont care if they have hot anything else, cuz i only fuck faces.

[Iamunnamed100]

second is booty for sure man I love watcing girls asses

[themichael2121]

wow this guy has the same mentallity as me haha

[jboam123]

its freakin snowing here in Neveda!!

[mastermclovin0]

@Thomaso54 and a fake set of confidence, but keep in mind, there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance... and if it maters the friends in school i have are the kind that go out and get hammered every firday and Saturday.... xbox guys are more like me... im kinda fake at school, and keep in mind grades are the most important thing, at least an 80 average man.... just a tip... dont be like me...

[jakegambino]

WAITTTTT ur asian... i always thought of you as a blond white kid... weird...

[TheSecretagentspy]

@jakegambino lol

[Deathjolt]

vagina. :] yeeeeeeea you know i'm right

[mastermclovin0]

@Thomaso54 step 1: move to canada step 2: get some swag put on some fake ass confidence step 3: pretend to not give a fuck but inside all your thinking is dam i wanna fuck this chick step 4: on multiple occasions say no to doing social activities and stay in your basement playing xbox with your second group of friends who you dont hang around with at school but are much closer with.... BAM, your me

[xSnowdIx]

girls shorts have to be a hand length long at my school but they dont give 2 shits so there wear them anyways, also they can look like sluts as long as there shirt strap is a cm wide!

[Th3H1N1gaming]

legs dont turn me on at all lol. face tits ass

[piggybackshaw]

im asian and i dont really like ass

[sumittheunderdog]

ok its been three days asshole -.- jkjk <3 u 2buckkss

[VerterosGaming]

At school I made the mistake of going for one hot girl for 3 years we got really close, then when school ended she left up the coast and I had no one to fuck at the after party /sigh

[MrAngryAnimal]

my school sux, the banned shor shorts and alot of other reaveling things (spelling fail)

[MilitaryMan006]

@GamerSpawnNews YES.

[mastermclovin0]

1. like you said has to be the face, like you said the eyes are important but the smile.... thats the biggest thing, 2. is the mid -section, i like skinny bitches, and 3. is boobies, not necessarily big, but nice

[TheBigBear41]

all bout the legs and dat ass

[mastermclovin0]

i luv high school... ya im in grade 11 and i like to watch youtube in my free time but thats beside the point... short shorts are sooo distracting especially in chem class... oh how i luv chem class, 5 girls sit around me, 4 are really fit and i swear 2 flirt with me all the fucken time... love it

[thorgril1]

HE GOT A FUZZYOTTERBALLS COMMENT OMG!!!!!!!

[tsodvd]

@CodOps247 Shouldn't these commentaries be called "Annoying Fat Asian Teen Talks About Crap"?

[ccmom9802]

@tsodvd ur really nice

[TheSweenyToad]

Southern Finland... Round asses... I forget everything I learned during class in school...

[MilitaryMan006]

LOL in every school except America (God bless America), they have UNIFORMS! trollolol

[pr0pr0pr0pr0]

@MilitaryMan006 my shool in denmark dosn't have uniform?

[WAFFELTIME]

@MilitaryMan006 i live and canada and i dont wear unifors to school

[unknownstudd69]

@WAFFELTIME i live in USA and i dont either? IT ALL Matters on what school u go to to neither in USA or canada

[XPBXBEATS]

Speak about what you imagine you would do in many situations, but wouldn't be able to due to it not being socially acceptable or give us your analytical thesis of why women never make sense.........or just talk about bitches.

[gamemak0r]

yew 2k already! lets try 3k 4 the next1!

[CrazyZombieKilla1]

@sexyyparty

I know what you mean im at asu and as the degrees go up the amount of clothrs comes down. GOD I LOVE ARIZONA!

[One564]

We call it slut season

[freestyleracer206]

What are you going to tell your kids when your older

[rathe7]

99.99% of my woman preferance is personality

[MrROFLman22]

I look for a girl's personality and how well it fits with mine, as well as her face. Everything else doesn't really matter to me.

[Hazop47]

@MrROFLman22 what if she has a blue waffle lol jk jk

[pokemoncode]

i love ur fucking commentary i can watch these like 100 times before i stop laughing at them, funniest guy i've ever heard =D (jizz face)

[paintdataint]

Instead of saying that my 2 cents you should say thats my 2 bucks. Its so cheesy it could work.

[sexyyparty]

If you hate girls in short shorts, do NOT live in southern AZ. I'm on the brink of failing two classes because there are some pretty god damn hot chicks in those classes, wearing short shorts

[TheWiteLite]

Did anyone else notice 2 Bucks saying "Being the being the ears" at 6:06?

[HunterzHorizon]

2 bucks... ass man.

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

creepy

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

i know what you mean about the boobs, for example if you check that chick from "that 70's show" she hot but with no beewwbs...but still hot

[TheWiteLite]

@MintBerryCrunch1227 Which one? The tan chick? She had some boobs. The red-head? Not hot. The blonde? Huge boobs.

[TheTotzable]

ur asian?

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

Face

stomach( cannot be fat )

Bewbees

the c**t

the c**t xD ahhhh that was a funny one

[theallience21]

2 bucks ur asian it doesnt matter if girls are distracting u dont need to listen in school

[Spleenatron9]

1. face.

2. not a bitch.

3. big boobs but not top heavy.

4. nice ass but again not to big.

5. piercings/tattoos. (not too much, but one or two of each is hot.)

6. not a lot of baggage. (not too worried though. she wants to talk? fine by me.)

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

c'mon guys...you do know you like Vjay jays

[MrDivination]

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[adamiscaptainawesome]

face, ass boobs, no arms less fighting you off, and nice legs

[adamiscaptainawesome]

@adamiscaptainawesome on a side no i like the lack of famas

[Xx9GamerGuy6xX]

any one else see that dog at 2:50, i think it has worms lol

[Elchuletron]

2 bucks i love your channel and your commentary , but im so sick of black ops , cant you use other games

[FlyingSujin67]

i hate when "not so physically fit" women wear tight shirts that expose all their "flaps"

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

@FlyingSujin67 i know...i hate when they use short shirts...and expose their belly button...and it has like a line under it..thats just gross

[brizzal3]

so much bootayyyyyyy

[brizzal3]

omg it was fucking hot as hell last week in illinios and all the sexy girls in my high school were wearing short shorts and it was fucking sexy as hell!!!!!!!!!!

[DaAhNeIaErLn]

"do women have abilities...AHAHA" lol

[NicoIsBeast]

IM ASIAN TOO :D

[wepmaster50]

@xjxj28 it is sweat not sweet dumbass

[wepmaster50]

Bitches and weed

[lukeg6767]

6:00

why can't those idiots be up there every time i try climbing up on firing range?

[PsychoNoPsycho]

When are you guys going to use different games besides Black Ops?

[DrDare1000]

hi

[ZapF2]

I was going to give you an Internet smack if you even considered putting ears over the eyes.

[ZapF2]

I was going to give you an internet smack if you even considered putting ears over the eyes.

[faxtie]

2:20

[xEDGEHANNIBALx]

So you'd fuck their eyes? :o

[mrShoaks]

1 intelligence.

2 face.

3 thin and long legs and arms.

4 a proportional boobs copared with her body

5 as charlie sheen would say a peach ass shape.

i prefer them white or tan, since in my country they are like that ;)

[eminem0413]

20 people are women

[FuzzyOtterBalls]

I'm much more experienced at stalking women than you. I'll help you out, bruh.

[AhhNick]

i like short scene girls

it makes me lonely....

[ajaykicks88]

Do women have abilities? LMFAO!

[ownage9173]

I don't know about you guys, but I get a tingling feeling in my penis when I listen to one of 2 Buck's commentaries. I'm not gay.

[heydees1]

was the other team doing anything? plus your team was half useless too.

[aalllxx]

Sweat uploaded this same gameplay few months ago: /watch?v=Z-b-Fd93Hb8

[xjxj28]

@aalllxx you mean sweet not sweat

[aalllxx]

@xjxj28 not really but good try.

[xjxj28]

@aalllxx o i thought you meant that is was cool not the comentator sweat nvm

[leonzinhio]

oho!!! no flawless victory!!!

1-the face

2-the hands(yes i don't want a butcher hand on my penis if i actually have sex at 15 years old XD)

3-body shape(OMG!!! boomer!!!)

4-legs and ass(not to big or to small, the right middle)

5-the hair(sorry i live in france, damn hard to learn our language in this contry, FRANCE SUCKS!!!)

[lemons3114]

i just wanna say that if a girl isn't really that smart its such a freaken turn off :P

[Happysox998]

1. ASS

2.Face

3. Boobehz

[1031REACH]

for me a girls face=dogs on blackops

her ass=primary

her boobs=just a perk

[TheOomara]

poor doggy at 3:00

[PTRx31]

1.Personality

2.Beauty(Boodies, feet, face, ass, smile)

3.Movement

[070erwin]

an asian with some great ass,check out alie layus :P

[KimAndre12345]

1.not a bitch(personality)

2.boobs, ass

3.face.

That about small shirts is happening in My class!!! :( the 2 most sexy girls in My class is using very very short shirts!! I'm getting horny!!

[hallrock12]

1. face

2. butt/upper legs

3. Feet (debatable)

[rob1nat0r]

the two best commentators are asian 2bucks and xcal

[MikeyWatchesVideos]

2 bucks, you're the fucking man.

[mansenransenblansen]

press 6 ^^

[S0Ra3l]

******1.PERSONALITY

1.FACE

2.ASS

3.BOOBS



[twoand3quartermen]

You're asian?? LOL :D

[AnOnlineGamer]

Do you really have to think about females? One word- SEX!

[celticsfan11000]

u had me scared for a second i was gonna have to unsub

[muskieman28]

Sniper2517: laugh my fucking ass off. So dam true

[MutantNerve]

BACK DIMPLES



[TheAsianBolt]

This guy is obviously a gay fag because he doesn't like seeing girls in short shorts and skirts

[mrpandaowns]

cock tease

[75Lolzorz]

" What's some other bullshit i can come up with, and not look like an assshole"?

[BenJamesWillms]

@4Bold hey screw you i play ps3 and that probably didnt happen since it was down the whole fuckin month..

[blackops1888]

@BenJamesWillms yea and i agree wit u i play ps3 too

[DrumsMasterX9]

1 shot killed with a python wtf ?

[IIcyTom]

I dont like the Vagina, i like the penis :) lol and yes, i am gay

[oassapp]

I would put personality first if the face is decent enough. And if you see this comment and think you can help me out with a little problem, please message me!

[redbull21monster]

Legs definitely that's why I love the short shorts. Not like I pay attention in class anyway. It helps the time go by

[britneyonpot]

For the eyes thing (and pretty much all measurements of attractiveness) symmetry is the key... you're asian so that's breaking it down to something you can work with

[Jfizzaldizzal]

What the hell are you talkn about?! One or the reasons summer is the shit is cuz of short shorts! They tell you when summers really here! An you wanna get rid of that?! Fine! Why don't you take Christmas right along with it!

[husmusmal]

@TheZepe15 i know iam just joking ........

[flobalob14]

definatly legs number 1

[playinbout]

Dude you're such a nerd, you comment on girls when you go home in your Mic.....

[oskarosgodlike]

boobs bore me! i squeeze them all the time and i still prefare the the big round juicy ass!

[IntaCrock]

0-16 BOOBS are what boys want, from the age 16 and up you turn into a assman like Ash Ketchum

[johnmc2k]

Being an irishman...I love BROWN EYES....exotic!

[xuenilom]

*In the style of Chris Smoove* .. 'IS THIS A FAKE VIDEO? HA HAAAAA'

[JustAnotherProdigy]

Lips man. Lips.

[TheNerdRune]

Ehh, Your didn't even put Personality on there?

[AaronTeazy]

"i dont actually phyically talk to girls" so fucking funny. thumbs up faggots.

[Kingounnet95]

@AaronTeazy

no

[slaughterror1]

that's weird. if the internet has taught me anything its that Asian men prefer school girls getting groped my alien tentacles..... i guess i was wrong, well you learn something new everyday :)

[AyzshenxBoiiy]

Dude u have slow reactions.

[XxMarioniCxX]

1 face

2 eyes

3 legs

4 ass

5 hip

Perfect woman

[OneInABajillion]

i never knew he was asian ._.

[sk8erdude789]

At 2:10, instead of saying "That's my two cents" you should've said "That's my two bucks."

[cougs93655]

Besides my BONER!

[ModernWarfareBlasted]

1. Face

2. Stomach

3. Ass

4. Boobs

5. Legs

[WWENBAFAN1122]

@ModernWarfareBlasted

1.Face

2.Legs

3.Boobs

4.Ass

5.Stomach :D

[MADEinNZboy]

like after 1 minute lol

[ahungrypotato69]

my most important feature is the fact that she has a vagina.

[sniper2517]

A definition for a girl would be:

One of those things that you scream at and say "YO BITCH! GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!".

[BreVeHD]

1st Ass

2nd Stomache

3rd Face

4th Boobs

5th Legs

[KakashiSora]

1st face

2ndAss

3rdBoobs

4thLegs

5thArms