The best of Steve Ballmer

[jbrinkler]

No wonder Microsoft make third rate products - they have an idiot running the company!

[Vaari90]

What's wrong with Nebraska?

[Tiosh]

He's one of the richest men in the US. Why should he care what kind of video content he puts out?

[MrFBNR]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[mooN4Pie2]

Are you on the ball ?

[Degu94]

now i know why steve jobs was always wearing black jumpers

SWEAT

[LucasLMartini]

This is the person that makes me most want to puke in the whole wide world...

[nlewkow]

I feel like I need to take a shower after watching this

[daleclara]

what a dick

[djdokser]

he acts like that because every person who would have a company like microsoft, they would have a LOOOOT of money, soo he acts like he is on drogs....he is on moneydope

[Sebastian2008]

deodorant, deodorant, deodorant, deodorant...

[toca3boca3]

ahahahahaha...veryyy  hapy men ahahahaha

[musicd00d2010]

WERE JUST GONNA KEEP CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING CUMMING AND CUMMING

[chicken123202]

settle the fuck down steve.____.

[scimath42]

Best CEO ever

[HugoMetalManiac12317]

Ha ha ha OMG

[OMGWTFLIVE]

And coming And coming And coming And coming And coming

[ialjasser]

fucking idiot!!!

Only do idiot work for Ballmer lol

Microsoft is history

[HillcrestCapital]

Yuck... I hope Ballmer retires after Windows 8, He's the biggest weight holding the share prices down.

[PlumPoko]

He's damn pissed when he's not saying developers

[Philisoraptors]

240p WE MEET AGAIN!

[jindustryretail]

Wait, these were actual ads they produced? Why weren't they on TV?? They're awesome. Much better than the apple ads.

[spunkybob13]

HOW AWESOME IS THE XP ADD!!!!!!!!!!

[Rationalizedinsanity]

This why Microsoft will always be on top.

[GreatGooglieWooglie]

@Rationalizedinsanity on top of what? a pile of crap?

[Rationalizedinsanity]

@GreatGooglieWooglie That certainly is a cynical view of the world.

[PrawDuhJee]

I fucking love ballmer

[dirtymagic86]

Would you buy a second hand car from this man?

[Scozeny12]

Steve Ballmer: the original Billy Mays

[jamesmoazzem]

I've seen monkeys in the zoo, which are more civilized than this clown.

[MrSalem5227]

Fantastic !

[JediaAssassin]

IIIIIIIIIIITS UP IIIIIIIIN NEBRASKA!!

[DjiXas]

If you don't like Steve Ballmer, you are a phaggot

[Mgamerz]

DAFUQ!?

[emiravci]

why microsoft doing commercials like this?

[cuthbertnibbles]

50 Espressos later...

[yoomazir]

What the fuck ...

[supercooldude2121]

HE IS THE CEO OF MICROSOFT!!!!!!1

[maccollectorZ]

The last one was creepy.

[maccollectorZ]

Wow.....You can have separate accounts? Apple's OS could do that way before XP.

[GcDmStudent]

@maccollectorZ Windows 98 had that feature, but it was hidden and quite insecure.

[Videotubelord]

@maccollectorZ So? Apple OS was first OS.

[mamaloney1]

@Videotubelord No, it wasn't.

[Videotubelord]

@mamaloney1 Before you say first look in to PC history. MacOS was first graphical operating system.

[mamaloney1]

@Videotubelord Apple stole the GUI from Xerox.

[Intelinsidei71995]

@maccollectorZ Windows could do that before xp

[maccollectorZ]

Way to hire a loon!

[elukok]

Releasing windows vista - OK. Employing Steve Ballmer - Biggest failure ever

[OugaBoogaShockwave]

good vid

[FoxLostInLove]

OMG!!!! IT HAS PAINT!!!!! FOR 99$

[aladgal]

@MicroLabrat123 unoriginal comment... we meet again 

[alexutzu24ianuarie]

poor windows users....

[tmacclurg1]

a) I wanted the 4 words to be Developers Developers Developers Deverlopers

b) What did he say he was going to keep doing?

[Nightfall983]

Is this the church of Satan!?!

[MChizhovskiy]

what the fuck is wrong with him?

[iCarb0n]

Freaking hilarious 

[bloozism]

i love this guy

[jmoorokc]

I have four words for ya: Use a better antiperspirant

[Uaxis]

@jmoorokc Or shower.

[aligajani07]

I wonder why Bill Gates left, Hahhahaahhhahah

[overkongen34]

At 0:29 he hurts his ankle. It's great.

[DamageIncM]

lol This guy Vs Kevin Butler anyone? XD

But this guy, his sweating indicates a fur-coat methinks...

[alantduffy1970]

tools



[alantduffy1970]

tools



[alantduffy1970]

tools



[kusalaviro]

The only way to get excited about about Microsoft is when they're paying you his kind of money.

[chrisdakilla]

Hahaha this was great. MS keepin' coo.

[icommentonvideos1]

Fap fap fap (puase now then play, then rape the 3)

[kriszium]

No one can beat Billy Mays in this type of advertising.

[theGaminggrounds]

Jesus fucking christ O_O I miss Bill...I can´t speak for everyone, but I HATE when people scream all the time like some drillseargent on drugs. Steve Ballmer acts like an oversized 350pound baby with ADHD 24/7.

[oqendro]

Im shocked microsoft made it this far, and im especially shocked Ballmer made it past the 3rd grade

[supercooldude2121]

This is why I use a Mac

[herrbie60]

na der wird grad seine kontoauszüge angeschaut haben und da hat es ihm durchgepisst

[RandomDancer117]

Never seen a guy get so excited about Microsoft before!

[TechmanUSA]

Is he DRUNK?

[TommyKiid]

dont do drugs kids

[SyperDT]

press 8 for moans, 1 and 2 for screams, 3 for the climax.

[Zellogale]

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Deoderant 

[MrBbuds]

@Zellogale hahahaha! Made me lol.

[thedevilwearsashirt]

press 3 for loads (wink wink nudge nudge) of fun

[EndureFocusEngageDie]

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[killerdeej]

This Video was made on a mac

[metal666micky]

This is why I pirate Windows...

[McGengar]

We're gonna just keep cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming

.......

[BalayleeNails]

I had no idea a man could sweat so much

[lukk4123]

Thats why, kids, NEVER do drugs.

[lemko59]

he's a huckster, nothing more nothing less

no wonder Gates is being asked to come out of retirement to run M$ again

[gotozeroya]

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[malik641]

geez you'd think he'd be thinner with all that energy

[ManUDude95]

gotta love him :)

[italia0788]

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[2Dismalikgreen]

@italia0788 you couldnt have summarized the video any better

[activatedclone]

no wonder Bill Gates doesn't want to go back to Microsoft

[SAIL4323]

Even though Steve may be insane, I'd rather stick with Microsoft than pay $5,000 more than I need for an iMac or MacBook.

[TheAssasinscreedman]

wtf happened between 1:20 and 1:22

[TheAndroidUser]

What the hell were they thinking?

[Pip2andahalf]

Does he do coke? or meth? I think he's on meth

[ryanas]

SWEATY GIT.

[AlxEllis]

Steve Ballmer vs Billy Mays

[wolvd]

C O C A I N E

[LoveAllHamsters]

WOw I wonder what drug he was ON?! LMAO

[SuperFedya123]

Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Devel.... jizz in my pants

[guerilla707]

wow cocaine



[Shackize]

haha did anyone notice that he actually hurt himself at 0:26 - 0:30

[Dirkdigglerdan]

@Shackize

He did! Then tried to play it off. What a dork.

[RealityBiter]

Something is so DAMN wrong with humanity!!!



[urgonnadie25]

somebody get that coffe away from the second guy in the xp commercial

[Destroyer19941995]

The fat guy is poor. So poor he is dying :(. Did you see his nuts falling?

[tomaskejr]

dement



[protonbart]

Hes cumming

[fuurebulad]

result of playing y8 -_- so kid don't play y8

[rotshuizen]

A CLOCK!

[Zachdudeio2]

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[DillPo313]

Now that guy knows how to live!

[fallout1950]

This is why I use linuix

[TNH1n1]

@fallout1950 can you spell it right first

[majinvegetaPS3]

@fallout1950 the product where everything you do requires you to type code...including launching a program lulz

[CnCKing]

@majinvegetaPS3 You're still 5 years in the past if you think Linux is still like that.

[Jaffer09]

@fallout1950 And is this also why you don't know how to spell "Linux"?

[swiftkillah313]

And this is how you destroy M$...

[caviper1]

honestly, this guy Ballmer makes me feel like getting rid of my pc

[Dotchetter]

" A clock, a calendar, paint, a control panel "

[AvaRyan000]

WHY DOES HE SWEAT SO MUCH"

[Netscape128]

Dadada-NO WAI!

Baby don't hurt me...

[EPICmatee97]

5:38 was amazing....

[meeuw75]

This is when Microsoft becomes MONKEYSOFT..... I just lost my appetite for Windows, think I'll take an Apple or two!!!!!!!

[MalarkyD]

ay 4:38 it's like i'm watching Tommy Boy or Black Sheep with Chris Farley and David Space.

[MrTheDutchman]

damn.. This dude is freaking batshit-crazy..

[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

This guy is clearly fucked in the head.

[MrGLaYn]

that "AND" at @03:22 is like a car's wheels draining along the highway road

[ZerkylHD]

Keep pressing 3.

[SuperNinja221]

what a sweaty fuck

[1B0Y]

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[januszkrawiec]

FUCK.... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HHAHAHAAAHHHAHAHA

[MrDemilord]

hold down 2 lol

[W0Wman1]

in the beginning i think hes trying to tell us theres something on fire?

[thesweatleaf]

is that fucking Rock Star Fantasy Camp?

[IfHelloKittyWasEmo]

he sweats like CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCRAZY

[oldkidsjonge]

Seen all the reports on Steve Jobs death on the news? Imagine if Ballmer diesXD What they can look back atX

[trank31337]

oh its so painful

[Zzzzzzeer]

Holy fuck, Reversi!

[doh1959]

he lacks enthusiasm

[cheesypotato1234]

@doh1959 Hahaha

[syrynus876]

OMG.

I'm glad I own Apple stock instead of Microsoft.

This guy makes Jobs look like the Buddha.

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

Someone needs medication - stat

[natazer]

He would be such a douche without all that money--now he's just a douche with a lot of money.

[ghartsho]

Steve Ballmer must do his Weight Loss program on the stage...

[TheTablu]

People give alot of stick to this guy..but he has been hugely responsible for windows rise

[channel48]

this guy is on crack..love the gay music on the background..why does MS work with such an idiot ?

[channel48]

this guy is on crack..

[Theethicalinduna]

what a wally

[Kawiia17]

leik a bawss

[francisjtuk]

I have four words for myself

'I have some hope !!!!!!!'

[87pvincent]

I have four words for you:

Steve Ballmer is Nuts

[BansheeHallow]

How could I missed this though out the years?

[Joeaho]

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[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

@Joeaho He actually needs antiperspirant...

[xXxXxViRaLxXxXx]

@Joeaho I like how your comment has 69 likes.I hope it stays that way

[MUSTDOS]

Amiga and mac were way much advanced

[dentgregg]

At :31 he pulls a clak muscle ! You can hear him yelp it's hilarious!

[Rockhugger7]

Eh.. Does this work on North American customers?

[MDK83]

Just gona keep cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd cumin nd ..............................­. That's what she said!!!!!

[cxpm777]

fucking douchebag monkey, he will bring down microsoft

[RedDaVincy]

Best of Steve Ballmer

Worst in video synchronization

[igorbog88]

all that moneeeeeeey

[maxandbeyond562]

Steve Ballmer is the new CEO of Microsoft... This video has pushed me to Mac. My next computer will be a Mac.

[flonga1]

This is the reason why I stick with Windows. I don't see Steve Jobs doing night at the Roxbur- LOLJK HES DEAD WINDOWS 1 MAC 0

[3t3t3t3]

Lol microsoft's error messages get people mad ?

[irmesia]

what the hell did i just watch?!

[MUSTDOS]

@irmesia the chief executive officer of Microsoft