compared to present day graphics, sure the graphics are shit on ps2 as well as xbox so there u go. but when it came out for ps2 at the time the graphics were pretty good.
Grandpa? No fool! Its me! Grandpa? No! I'm you! Your me? Yes! From the future!.... ?... Listen! The crystals are the key! Crystals? What are you talking about? Do you want to spend the rest of your life searching for humality when I can just give it to you now?! Etearnal life is within your grasp. With my research and the source of the Time crystals and your disposal NOONE CAN STOP US! Crow! You again?! What?......???......???... dar! Nevermind! Yout too late! You cant stop me now! Lol! Funny!
Hey can anyone please tell me where I can by Timesplitters, Timesplitters 2 and Time splitters 3? Pleeease! I really love the games and I want to buy them sooo badly! Someone please tell me!
the reason for that is the ingame cutscenes use the game model and to cut down on the poly count they made him just have a trigger finger the rest of his hand was just a deformed claw
well she is actually if u kill her in arcade mode and eh "look up" but i actually think that joke was about not looking up in general cause you'd still see her underware
Idiot there will be a 4th one look on the actual FRD website as well as the TS wiki, there may be no story mode but there is a 4th on in production, now who is the fucking idiot.
is it for ps3?
toodles786 2 months ago
to old any way!
LPPiccolo 3 months ago
i think i saw Vin Dizel
DanceSirtaki 6 months ago
Jordan!
Jgallstar1 7 months ago in playlist timesplitters Future Perfect Cutscene Collection
Hey, you're no zombie!
*squeak* D,: *clears throat* Y-Yeah!
KrazyKacophony 8 months ago
Timesplitters was well better than CoD just I hope they make another 1
MrLolmaster101 9 months ago 3
It's time to spl-... I gotta go.
Oh well.. too old for me anyway.
Whitetoad27 10 months ago
My eyes! The gogles do nothing!
Xspy70 10 months ago
lol ghost goggles phost gun hahaha exelent
RossVlogs 10 months ago
ive played every level over 10 time. and when my brother first got this I got scared of this level and left my brother to play by himself.
setsway 11 months ago
BEST GAMES EVER!
jrecio325 11 months ago 2
@TheRandomBucket I'm giving you a thumbs down just for asking for thumbs up
Bihatchinbaps 11 months ago
these wernt cut
zefg123 11 months ago
I think he was just looking at her breasts the whole time and completely forgot about the story.
gamez101 1 year ago
I love how she has 'slut' written on her t-shirt, just in case we couldn't figure it out ourselves.
ManiacalJester 1 year ago 5
There was actually a scene where the cortezs split. it was good too
pkmnfreak75 1 year ago
1:44...I was thinking the same thing xD
SaintGrench 1 year ago
This level totally freaked me out every time I played it.
RomeoStarrs 1 year ago
@RomeoStarrs lol, same here. I couldn't play this at night without getting freaked out, so 1st thing in the morning I'd start playing it.
SaintGrench 1 year ago
he totally likes her
Athorain 1 year ago
@Athorain u can tell and she likes him is well
majorchaos5000 1 year ago
I didn't actually get the "Don't look up scene" what just a couple weeks ago lol
TheFishSnacks 1 year ago
this is ythe best game eveerh
Basskicker93 1 year ago
Hahaha ghost goggles... ghost gun. I love this game
MingusDew691 1 year ago
Lol Jo Beth Casey was Asian in TS2 and in this one she's caucasian and has quite the rack >_>
Fr0st1989 1 year ago 3
... i can't believe it took me until this age to notice the teen girl's shirt says "slut" XD
Karskin009 1 year ago 7
"yaa" (squeaky voice) lololol
dimcao 1 year ago
i still have this game its so awsome even thoug its old
laraza718 2 years ago
It will allways be awsome
xMTxcameron 2 years ago
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is this ps2 cause the graphics are shit my friend has this on xbox and it looks better i reckon
hectichorse 2 years ago
becuz it's not reality based you noob
Handymancinema 2 years ago
compared to present day graphics, sure the graphics are shit on ps2 as well as xbox so there u go. but when it came out for ps2 at the time the graphics were pretty good.
violenceinc 2 years ago
the games like 5 year old its not gunna be epic graphics like Mw2
xMTxcameron 2 years ago
I like how her tits bounce
bushiman32 2 years ago
My fav level.
Rand0mdude02 2 years ago
dr peabody looks like medic from tf2
supersonicbros23 2 years ago
i hope shes in ts 4 shes hot lol
atleast for multiplayer mode
hectichorse 2 years ago
0:31 - 0:41 was funny!
Somcothehedgehog01 2 years ago
it's time to split (i love that line) :)
Oblivion211190 2 years ago
You go first.
OK!
lol
CriticalDamage91 2 years ago 4
bottomless skirt....the cutscene was titled "dont look up"
supersonicbros23 2 years ago
weird she was interested in him o_o
tommysasaki 2 years ago
yh and her t-shirt says slut... -.-
Electroguy1996 2 years ago
ghost gun ;)
hassassinator 2 years ago 2
BAHAHAHAHA grammpa!? no its me!!!! grampa!
Brickatechampsquirel 2 years ago
lol this game was bad ass until it got stolen from me in fifth grade im now going to the 7th
MICR0PHONY 2 years ago
bummer... just bought it again yesterday at EB GAMES!!! loved this game, then it broke...
ShadowLivesonForever 2 years ago
how did it get stolen and when
hectichorse 2 years ago
pwnD in 31 seconds
typhoonking 2 years ago
i loved the squeaky voice when he got kicked in the balls
hiddenshadow77 2 years ago 32
i know that made me roflmao
Electroguy1996 2 years ago
You go first
...............
Okay
Xzviction 2 years ago 6
Grandpa ? no fool ! it's me!
Grandpa?
Nooo!!
LOL so funny !
zaanaz 2 years ago 4
"See you in the future, suckers! HEHEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE.......it's the red button....nonono, the one one the side..yes, that one...HEHEHEHE!" *ZIP!*
No matter how many times i play that level, i keep lolling over and over again. :')
Jorteport 2 years ago 3
Grandpa? No fool! Its me! Grandpa? No! I'm you! Your me? Yes! From the future!.... ?... Listen! The crystals are the key! Crystals? What are you talking about? Do you want to spend the rest of your life searching for humality when I can just give it to you now?! Etearnal life is within your grasp. With my research and the source of the Time crystals and your disposal NOONE CAN STOP US! Crow! You again?! What?......???......???... dar! Nevermind! Yout too late! You cant stop me now! Lol! Funny!
pokemontrainerxxx 2 years ago 3
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Hey can anyone please tell me where I can by Timesplitters, Timesplitters 2 and Time splitters 3? Pleeease! I really love the games and I want to buy them sooo badly! Someone please tell me!
pokemontrainerxxx 2 years ago
ebay?
XiiSpAnKeYiiX 2 years ago
lol Jo Beth is technically around 400 years older than Cortez. :P
nabbythecutie 2 years ago
That's brilliant.
"You go first."
*thoughts* Mmmmmm....
"Okay!"
DakDarklighter 2 years ago 4
CROW!
You again?
What?
(Awkward silence)
Deh..NEVER MIND
hahaha greatest !
GutMuse 2 years ago
did you get your username from doom?
deimoscraz 2 years ago
"hey your no zombie..." "^YEAH^ ahem yeah" lol
rotcee21 3 years ago
grandpa?
SteelWool91 3 years ago
4:31 It's time to sp.... I gotta go. lol!
SamusV4 3 years ago
lol on the second 1, he only says he'll go first so he can look up her skirt :D
no joke even check
Darian10 3 years ago
yep thats true id do that too
midmon 2 years ago
lol i love all the timesplitters games,
cant wait till timesplitters 4!!!!
Darian10 3 years ago
OOOH. Right in the babymaker!
AlchemistHannah 3 years ago 4
lol comes with a high voice as well
Sirpain1 3 years ago 2
Crowe: Grampa?
Crowe old: No you fool it's me!
Crowe: Grampa.
Crowe old:Doh, im you.
Crowe: Your me?
Crowe old: Yes! from the future!
lol
cujovspennywise 3 years ago 30
Funny silent moment at 3:44
Cortez: Crow!
Crow: You again?
Cortez: What?
*cricket chirping*
KeronWolf 3 years ago 5
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wat was he looking at on 1:46 her skirt or sumfin
masterofhalo99 3 years ago
I didn't get it at first, but I just realized why... lol.
dorko4u 3 years ago
Jo beth is Hot! :3
EvilRickQueenVita 3 years ago 5
Yeah, lol. >_>
Fr0st1989 3 years ago 2
Cortez too old? I think it's the other way around. XD
Apollo19870 3 years ago 4
its true, cause jo-beth is like.....1000 something years older than cortez
fluffyandpinky 3 years ago
i love this game
M4Ghost 3 years ago
right in the stones at 0.30 :P
ThomasMoar 3 years ago
I shit myself playing this level!
McGradyBrendan 3 years ago
as in loling or screaming? cause i did both XD
ThomasMoar 3 years ago
I screamed in fear, then laughed BECAUSE I screamed. Honestly, this level was REALLY scary.
McGradyBrendan 3 years ago
only scary on hard xD when zombies actually can kill you
fluffyandpinky 3 years ago
Looks the same graphics to me.
Zeal45 3 years ago
I'm guessing this was played on Xbox. Better graphics than the Ps2(no offense, Sony Inc.)
DarkDragon5695 3 years ago
Cortez: Yeah! *pitched* ROFL XD
RokkumanZero23 3 years ago 4
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Halo sucks
Che4Ever1 3 years ago
Figures that a cultist brotherhood would make it's headquarters in Connecticut. I lived there for most of my life. That state is evil.
Drokkonen 3 years ago 3
I laughed. XD
asaguda 3 years ago 2
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lol this game is so fucking gay and old
halogod4shot 3 years ago
1:47 lol @ Cortez
ChazkunAMVs 3 years ago
i dont get how the first cortez get the ghost gun if the first cortz dident see that cortez
dxfx3 3 years ago
It's like an never ending loop, so there always was a Cortez before that one.
nejiharuno 3 years ago 2
i need help on the missile level! i cant figer out how to stop the missle
Thexboxdudes 3 years ago
which missle?
Azhang22 3 years ago
He means the one with Harry Tipper innit. The one where you're on a train.
asaguda 3 years ago
i wonder wat the zombie level is guna b like on number 4??:)
dumduk 3 years ago
her shirt says slut :D
TheWilfred 3 years ago 7
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NO, it says Sh*t.
thewisespartan 3 years ago
It says Slut.
roylink 3 years ago 7
this mission had the BEST cutscene's ever
i lol'd so hard when playing :D
Daco65 3 years ago
lol:
It's time to sp.....(silence)
I gotta go.
tubeyou170 3 years ago
gandpa
no its me
gandpa
lol
cham1994 3 years ago
lol this was the best level...zombies pwn
MoNeYMiKe111 3 years ago
lol this is great i love her outfit and her teddy bear backpack
prudduck 3 years ago 2
In most of the cutscenes on all the game Cortez's hand looks deformed.
baldeaglegod 3 years ago 2
the reason for that is the ingame cutscenes use the game model and to cut down on the poly count they made him just have a trigger finger the rest of his hand was just a deformed claw
monkeyman767 3 years ago
That Jo-Beth girl is proper tidy I never used to kill her on Arcade mode haha. Christ that's sad...
maarc3D 3 years ago 5
oh no i dont blame you...she was...eh.... attractive ha ha ha
monkeyman767 3 years ago
HEY UR NO ZOMBIE
(girly voice) yeh
wazman 3 years ago
Laughin' every time I see the Dont look up vid..
First i didn't get it, but suddenly it just popped into my head, that she's not wearing any underwear. xD
o0DarthVader0o 3 years ago
well she is actually if u kill her in arcade mode and eh "look up" but i actually think that joke was about not looking up in general cause you'd still see her underware
monkeyman767 3 years ago
i want TS4 now i cant't wait, TS is one of my top 5 games of all time
htah427 3 years ago
how odd...2 of those scenes i didnt have even though i beat the story mode completely
EvilPandamoniuom 3 years ago
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thats the first game not the 3rd noob
Akslol 3 years ago
no dumbass it's the third one. the fist one had no cut scenes and no storyline at all
alotofpot 3 years ago
some of the voice acting in ts3 coulda been better, like it seems it was just said rather than any emotion or effort into it. Namely Cortez
EvilPandamoniuom 3 years ago
Cortez is the macho stereo-type, he's supposed to be emotionless.
matzaman312 3 years ago
lol Grandpa? No it's me! Grandpa!?
EvilPandamoniuom 3 years ago 6
lol Grandpa? No it's me! Grandpa!?
EvilPandamoniuom 3 years ago 6
ghost gun
huh does it work on zombies?
no!
that's your job
this way
tbr131 3 years ago
its time to spi... i gotta go 8cortez vanishes8 but oh well LOL
popcorneric 3 years ago 2
thats cool!
herocortez 3 years ago
Grandpa?
No fool! It's me!
GRANDPA!
LOL hahaha xD
DAklrA 3 years ago
yuo go first...
CORTEZ:...ok (looks at low)
sleepfreak12 4 years ago 4
Time splitters 4 coming soon :):):)
hynix93 4 years ago
I don't get what happened during "Don't Look Up."
Dipstikk 4 years ago
He gets to look up her skirt if he goes down first. Silly Catface.
IloveTehA7X 3 years ago 5
Best. Sidekick. EVAR.
Kakerot4141 4 years ago
if your judging by what i think you are, i think you have not played half life episode 1
Fruggert 4 years ago
I have the Orange Pack. did i say this chick was as USEFUL as alex vance? no, i said best, as in what you thought i thought.
now, if only alex had had bigger boobs and a miniskirt...damn, THAT would be the best sidekick ever.
Kakerot4141 4 years ago
it's time to SPLIT
cheeselovingtree 4 years ago
lmao!
546marine 4 years ago
time splitters 4 is going to be sick
Jedrlz2000 4 years ago
That was the best level. I love fighting the deer.
sparty732 4 years ago 4
LOL Cortez at 00:36!
bldude2 4 years ago 6
lol this game not scray its funny
proziew 4 years ago 7
I hate this level! i was having nightmares about it... xD
Mordi1324 4 years ago 9
omg seriously Ive got a bro he is seven he is not afraid of this
Mattymarsbar 4 years ago
see you in the future suckers!!.... the red button... no the one on the side lol
burpkiddy 4 years ago 9
grandpa? no fool its me! grandpa! no i'm you... your me? yes, from the future
xD lmao
burpkiddy 4 years ago 8
OW! right in the nuts at 00:31
Evan9032 4 years ago 5
with boots no less!
Hydranix 3 years ago
Check FRD they have a small movie on it.
Check Wikipedia
Timesplitters Wiki
FRD website from them you can plainly see there shall be a TS4.
darkhalen 4 years ago 3
Grampa, funny stuff can't wait for TS4
completed 1, 2, and 3 with 100% with the last two with all platinum trophies.
darkhalen 4 years ago 3
fucking idiot 3 was the last one jack ass
RyuahayabusaX 4 years ago
Idiot there will be a 4th one look on the actual FRD website as well as the TS wiki, there may be no story mode but there is a 4th on in production, now who is the fucking idiot.
darkhalen 4 years ago 2
There is not gonna be a ts4 because ts3 been out for like 3 years.
xburritoxboy 3 years ago
They are making a TS4, just search around and you'll see some proof.
EvilPandamoniuom 3 years ago 3
free radical are alredy making ts4
enjam 3 years ago
IN THE GROIN
DinoGuts 4 years ago 3
I gotta spli...i gotta go.
UndercoverBrother123 4 years ago 2
LMAO nutshot
ShadowMokujin 4 years ago 7
Grandpa
no fool it's me
...grandpa
lol
QWERTY9999912 4 years ago 6
Can't wait for part 4
AFMountaineer2000 4 years ago
its amazing how high his voice goes considering his voice is so deep
TheWhiteViper 4 years ago 6
i love it when he talks after being kicked in the nuts!
SSGv2 4 years ago 6
lol, i love the 2 crows clip XD
factorialflatfish 4 years ago 3
hye man it would be cool if you posted some intense arcade games to you think you could?
xXPawnageXx 4 years ago
i dunno im not so crazy in spitters then i am in gears i would probly embarass myself lol
FreddySlacks 4 years ago
funny...wonder why no one commented though
kitsunehanyou09 4 years ago
probly because i uploaded it just yesterday lol
FreddySlacks 4 years ago
oh...hehe
kitsunehanyou09 4 years ago