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  • is it for ps3?

  • to old any way!

  • i think i saw Vin Dizel

  • Jordan!

  • Hey, you're no zombie!

    *squeak* D,: *clears throat* Y-Yeah!

  • Timesplitters was well better than CoD just I hope they make another 1

  • It's time to spl-... I gotta go.

    Oh well.. too old for me anyway.

  • My eyes! The gogles do nothing!

  • lol ghost goggles phost gun hahaha exelent

  • ive played every level over 10 time. and when my brother first got this I got scared of this level and left my brother to play by himself.

  • BEST GAMES EVER!

  • @TheRandomBucket I'm giving you a thumbs down just for asking for thumbs up

  • these wernt cut 

  • I think he was just looking at her breasts the whole time and completely forgot about the story.

  • I love how she has 'slut' written on her t-shirt, just in case we couldn't figure it out ourselves.

  • There was actually a scene where the cortezs split. it was good too

  • 1:44...I was thinking the same thing xD

  • This level totally freaked me out every time I played it.

  • @RomeoStarrs lol, same here. I couldn't play this at night without getting freaked out, so 1st thing in the morning I'd start playing it.

  • he totally likes her

  • @Athorain u can tell and she likes him is well

  • I didn't actually get the "Don't look up scene" what just a couple weeks ago lol

  • this is ythe best game eveerh

  • Hahaha ghost goggles... ghost gun. I love this game

  • Lol Jo Beth Casey was Asian in TS2 and in this one she's caucasian and has quite the rack >_>

  • ... i can't believe it took me until this age to notice the teen girl's shirt says "slut" XD

  • "yaa" (squeaky voice) lololol

  • i still have this game its so awsome even thoug its old

  • It will allways be awsome

  • becuz it's not reality based you noob

  • compared to present day graphics, sure the graphics are shit on ps2 as well as xbox so there u go. but when it came out for ps2 at the time the graphics were pretty good.

  • the games like 5 year old its not gunna be epic graphics like Mw2

  • I like how her tits bounce

  • My fav level.

  • dr peabody looks like medic from tf2

  • i hope shes in ts 4 shes hot lol

    atleast for multiplayer mode

  • 0:31 - 0:41 was funny!

  • it's time to split (i love that line) :)

  • You go first.

    OK!

    lol

  • bottomless skirt....the cutscene was titled "dont look up"

  • weird she was interested in him o_o

  • yh and her t-shirt says slut... -.-

  • ghost gun ;)

  • BAHAHAHAHA grammpa!? no its me!!!! grampa!

  • lol this game was bad ass until it got stolen from me in fifth grade im now going to the 7th

  • bummer... just bought it again yesterday at EB GAMES!!! loved this game, then it broke...

  • how did it get stolen and when

  • pwnD in 31 seconds

  • i loved the squeaky voice when he got kicked in the balls

  • i know that made me roflmao

  • You go first

    ...............

    Okay

  • Grandpa ? no fool ! it's me!

    Grandpa?

    Nooo!!

    LOL so funny !

  • "See you in the future, suckers! HEHEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE.......it'­s the red button....nonono, the one one the side..yes, that one...HEHEHEHE!" *ZIP!*

    No matter how many times i play that level, i keep lolling over and over again. :')

  • Grandpa? No fool! Its me! Grandpa? No! I'm you! Your me? Yes! From the future!.... ?... Listen! The crystals are the key! Crystals? What are you talking about? Do you want to spend the rest of your life searching for humality when I can just give it to you now?! Etearnal life is within your grasp. With my research and the source of the Time crystals and your disposal NOONE CAN STOP US! Crow! You again?! What?......???......???... dar! Nevermind! Yout too late! You cant stop me now! Lol! Funny!

  • ebay?

  • lol Jo Beth is technically around 400 years older than Cortez. :P

  • That's brilliant.

    "You go first."

    *thoughts* Mmmmmm....

    "Okay!"

  • CROW!

    You again?

    What?

    (Awkward silence)

    Deh..NEVER MIND

    hahaha greatest !

  • did you get your username from doom?

  • "hey your no zombie..." "^YEAH^ ahem yeah" lol

  • grandpa?

  • 4:31 It's time to sp.... I gotta go. lol!

  • lol on the second 1, he only says he'll go first so he can look up her skirt :D

    no joke even check

  • yep thats true id do that too

  • lol i love all the timesplitters games,

    cant wait till timesplitters 4!!!!

  • OOOH. Right in the babymaker!

  • lol comes with a high voice as well

  • Crowe: Grampa?

    Crowe old: No you fool it's me!

    Crowe: Grampa.

    Crowe old:Doh, im you.

    Crowe: Your me?

    Crowe old: Yes! from the future!

    lol

  • Funny silent moment at 3:44

    Cortez: Crow!

    Crow: You again?

    Cortez: What?

    *cricket chirping*

  • I didn't get it at first, but I just realized why... lol.

  • Jo beth is Hot! :3

  • Yeah, lol. >_>

  • Cortez too old? I think it's the other way around. XD

  • its true, cause jo-beth is like.....1000 something years older than cortez

  • i love this game

  • right in the stones at 0.30 :P

  • I shit myself playing this level!

  • as in loling or screaming? cause i did both XD

  • I screamed in fear, then laughed BECAUSE I screamed. Honestly, this level was REALLY scary.

  • only scary on hard xD when zombies actually can kill you

  • Looks the same graphics to me.

  • I'm guessing this was played on Xbox. Better graphics than the Ps2(no offense, Sony Inc.)

  • Cortez: Yeah! *pitched* ROFL XD

  • Figures that a cultist brotherhood would make it's headquarters in Connecticut. I lived there for most of my life. That state is evil.

  • I laughed. XD

  • 1:47 lol @ Cortez

  • i dont get how the first cortez get the ghost gun if the first cortz dident see that cortez

  • It's like an never ending loop, so there always was a Cortez before that one.

  • i need help on the missile level! i cant figer out how to stop the missle

  • which missle?

  • He means the one with Harry Tipper innit. The one where you're on a train.

  • i wonder wat the zombie level is guna b like on number 4??:)

  • her shirt says slut :D

  • It says Slut.

  • this mission had the BEST cutscene's ever

    i lol'd so hard when playing :D

  • lol:

    It's time to sp.....(silence)

    I gotta go.

  • gandpa

    no its me

    gandpa

    lol

  • lol this was the best level...zombies pwn

  • lol this is great i love her outfit and her teddy bear backpack

  • In most of the cutscenes on all the game Cortez's hand looks deformed.

  • the reason for that is the ingame cutscenes use the game model and to cut down on the poly count they made him just have a trigger finger the rest of his hand was just a deformed claw

  • That Jo-Beth girl is proper tidy I never used to kill her on Arcade mode haha. Christ that's sad...

  • oh no i dont blame you...she was...eh.... attractive ha ha ha

  • HEY UR NO ZOMBIE

    (girly voice) yeh

  • Laughin' every time I see the Dont look up vid..

    First i didn't get it, but suddenly it just popped into my head, that she's not wearing any underwear. xD

  • well she is actually if u kill her in arcade mode and eh "look up" but i actually think that joke was about not looking up in general cause you'd still see her underware

  • i want TS4 now i cant't wait, TS is one of my top 5 games of all time

  • how odd...2 of those scenes i didnt have even though i beat the story mode completely

  • no dumbass it's the third one. the fist one had no cut scenes and no storyline at all

  • some of the voice acting in ts3 coulda been better, like it seems it was just said rather than any emotion or effort into it. Namely Cortez

  • Cortez is the macho stereo-type, he's supposed to be emotionless.

  • lol Grandpa? No it's me! Grandpa!?

  • lol Grandpa? No it's me! Grandpa!?

  • ghost gun

    huh does it work on zombies?

    no!

    that's your job

    this way

  • its time to spi... i gotta go 8cortez vanishes8 but oh well LOL

  • thats cool!

  • Grandpa?

    No fool! It's me!

    GRANDPA!

    LOL hahaha xD

  • yuo go first...

    CORTEZ:...ok (looks at low)

  • Time splitters 4 coming soon :):):)

  • I don't get what happened during "Don't Look Up."

  • He gets to look up her skirt if he goes down first. Silly Catface.

  • Best. Sidekick. EVAR.

  • if your judging by what i think you are, i think you have not played half life episode 1

  • I have the Orange Pack. did i say this chick was as USEFUL as alex vance? no, i said best, as in what you thought i thought.

    now, if only alex had had bigger boobs and a miniskirt...damn, THAT would be the best sidekick ever.

  • it's time to SPLIT

  • lmao!

  • time splitters 4 is going to be sick

  • That was the best level. I love fighting the deer.

  • LOL Cortez at 00:36!

  • lol this game not scray its funny

  • I hate this level! i was having nightmares about it... xD

  • omg seriously Ive got a bro he is seven he is not afraid of this

  • see you in the future suckers!!.... the red button... no the one on the side lol

  • grandpa? no fool its me! grandpa! no i'm you... your me? yes, from the future

    xD lmao

  • OW! right in the nuts at 00:31

  • with boots no less!

  • Check FRD they have a small movie on it.

    Check Wikipedia

    Timesplitters Wiki

    FRD website from them you can plainly see there shall be a TS4.

  • Grampa, funny stuff can't wait for TS4

    completed 1, 2, and 3 with 100% with the last two with all platinum trophies.

  • fucking idiot 3 was the last one jack ass

  • Idiot there will be a 4th one look on the actual FRD website as well as the TS wiki, there may be no story mode but there is a 4th on in production, now who is the fucking idiot.

  • There is not gonna be a ts4 because ts3 been out for like 3 years.

  • They are making a TS4, just search around and you'll see some proof.

  • free radical are alredy making ts4

  • IN THE GROIN

  • I gotta spli...i gotta go.

  • LMAO nutshot

  • Grandpa

    no fool it's me

    ...grandpa

    lol

  • Can't wait for part 4

  • its amazing how high his voice goes considering his voice is so deep

  • i love it when he talks after being kicked in the nuts!

  • lol, i love the 2 crows clip XD

  • hye man it would be cool if you posted some intense arcade games to you think you could?

  • i dunno im not so crazy in spitters then i am in gears i would probly embarass myself lol

  • funny...wonder why no one commented though

  • probly because i uploaded it just yesterday lol

  • oh...hehe

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