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  • I told the kid at the register at whole foods, I am not paying $4 for a green pepper I will grow it on my patio, he said "YOU can do that?" my work was done there......you are so right I call it Big Food and Big Pill.....they are fighting, one wellness, one illness, but both want to be $. 

  • Very funny.. you could, perhaps, make less of a point of waiting for the laughter n applause after each, admitedly funny, quip. Having more inventory on each given subject might help. :D

  • funny=)

  • i enjoyed, you now have 2 kitty stalkers after you though...

  • That Blonde chick must be his wife/girlfriend?

  • well done-funny stuff thanks, Jim

  • it is damn true, more videos....more free time.

  • I see you are after Katy Perry again. That is a good one.

  • damned, he made me look up those vids.

  • Oh, You are funny man. VERY FUNNY MAN!

  • WOAH who is the hawt blonde in the audience lol I would kiss her :)

  • Its very rare that you find intelligent people that have common sense. I don't think that there is a test that could measure your IQ. You're only as smart as the people that invent the tests. Look America what you have done to our scientist, drove them to madness with your stupidity and they become comedians to cope. =D

  • great!!!

  • Cats make money on yt! lol

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • You're really hilarious! When I go to the US I'll try to go to one of your show.

    ps: and I'll bring you some good cheese and wine haha.

  • @fayematsuyama I will be waiting for you at customs =)

  • Hey Tim, when are you coming to South Carolina.

    I love your material and would love to see you in person.

  • @bryanlynne haha, you're like 2 hours or less from where I live.

    I'm not sure why I find it mentionable when someone lives in SC on here, as well...

  • Hei.....Smpfilms is awesome

  • Bahahaha!!! A big well deserved thumbs up to ya

  • You are fantastic. Keep posting your videos, everyone needs a good laugh every now and then and your comedy is perfect!

  • awesome dude. when ya reach the top do not forget that i secretly said behind your back "this bum will never make it" while smiling and putting on here "you will go far"

  • Meh.

  • @SPAMDAGGER22 grrrrr

  • Good things come to those who work hard and know a lot of jokes! I know you'll be a big star one day. Not that you aren't already in my book!

  • @prectec for example if some one else goes and watches a few videos on ur computer youtube collects information on that and displays similar videos in the recomended section... They're basically plotting out our how we think and operate. Gps's with the right technology can practically predict where you're going to go before you even know it by plotting out all the routes you've taken.... the bastards...

  • @prectec That's commie youtube for you projecting all ur private information to the world. At your convenience of course... yes.. of course. Youtube owned by Google owned by... err... who the fuck knows.

  • You are awesome :D

  • LOL OMG I laughed so hard at the Katy Perty Joke... i DESPISE her music and I joke to my best friend all the time how much i can't stand her.... or kanye

  • This was really awesome please keep the work up you're a great comedian ;-D

  • @ItalyStyler Thanks so much!

  • @txlee1 Which cat videos? Is it NyanNyanNyan Neko Cat Video? :O

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  • Nice!

  • Brilliant!

  • he´re in germany we got a few of those scientist(but there very rare maybe we got two???) comedians but he´s very good i like him :) not that "stupid" comedy is bad but this intelligent comedy is something fresh :)

  • Wait, why is this showing up as new? I've watched this before. I'm not saying it's not good, but it's odd that it's listed as newer than the stuff that actually was new.

  • Don't forget the "Can't hug every cat" song.

  • i think hes sexyy

  • that katy perry part hurt them bad lol

  • u are great !!! keep it up

  • Michale Weston look alike

  • excellent material 

  • genius!

  • @TheEvilMonarch Thanks for telling me! 'Cause, you know, that was like, at the forefront of my mind ever since I left that comment.

  • 2 words........VERY FUNNY...!!!! LMAO and all those other texting acronims.

  • Have any of you people ever seen comedy before. This guy fucking sucks the sweat off dead men's balls. The only thing worse than a cat video is an idiot commenting on a cat video. You are just adding to the pollution on the internet. Tim Lee: I hate you, I really, really hate you.

  • Paused and screen expanded to the max @0:54. Oh God I am in love.

  • OMG very funny I love that you use your intelligence and explain what everything is before incorporating it into everyday life situations. Bravo subscribed and thnx for the friend invite

  • @booboobitxch666  Thanks for the support, Jenny!

  • @txlee1 You are more than welcome and you definately deserve it =)

  • Hilarious!  lol

  • Cory Williams aka mr safety aka DudeLikeHella is behind the mean kitty song:)

  • LMFAO!

  • I like it ... Awesome!

  • whole foods is NOT organic.

    it's just over priced regular food.

  • I wanted to see your mean kitty video, but as I'm looking at this page- under this link - it shows the one again on whole foods. Just wanted to mention it if it is something that can be fixed on your end...

  • @honeyphan2 Thanks for letting me know! I'll look into it.

  • @txlee1 Or is it a real life cat video? :o

  • @txlee1 This is one of your best punchlines ever.... "I'll look into it". I now use it everyday, insted of, "get a f-ing life". You are comic smoothness!

  • @honeyphan2 The bit about the cat videos come after the whole foods bit!

  • That's an intelligent sense of humor! Very funny indeed! =)

    Brings to mind a sketch where a musician played such a horrible noise on the piano that it was unbearable. I was trying to duplicate to some musician friends what he did, but couldn't quite make it. Not even close.

    Several years later I learned that the real reason why I was not capable to duplicate that at the time, was because to be able to play such thing you had to be no just a good musician, but a true master of it.

    Thank you!

  • I wish you were my highschool math/science teacher... then maybe i wouldnt be fliping burgers for a living.

  • Man, congrats. Really. You speak with such a peace, witch makes it a hell lot funnier!

  • Ey now, the mean kitty song was done by a really cool dude.

  • whos the blonde lady the camera was on?

  • @SuhKadikk  a friend of mine : )

  • @txlee1 aah i see. well you're hilarious. glad u made the transition

  • @txlee1 She's smoking!

  • @TheDanzilla7 But not alone, trust me, not alone.

  • You could become a youTube star, you know? Wouldn't be the first either. It seems pretty intuitive given your kind of comedy. You could upload powerpoint presentations with a voice over. I don't know if it'd be worth the time and effort, but I know I'd love to watch more of this ^_^

  • Hilarious!!! Where do you do most of your shows??

  • @FLADread2010 Thanks! I'm all over. You can check out my schedule on my website: youtubecomedian

  • oh awesome you're the actual comedian, txlee? great laugh, my family and I just rofl'd. Thanks for the show!!! Can't wait to see you on the big stage. Why don;'t you come to Canada and do the Yuk Yuk's tour? You'd be surprised how rewarding it could be. I don't work for them but i know how it could work out if youre good, and you are, that was hilarious. thanks again.

  • @JayBrew391 Thanks for the huge support! I'll check it out.

  • That got a few actual lols out of me, which is rare. Good show!

  • Dude you are going to be huge one day!

  • @VitaminE6SS Thanks! One can only hope : )

  • The little cluster of dots at 1:43 up in the upper-right hand corner look like a spaceship. c:

  • YES~ <3

  • I don't think I've ever seen a comedian use a PowerPoint presentation before!

    It's not surprising that scientists can see, and then explain, the humour in any issue. To do that, you must first UNDERSTAND the issue, and understanding reality is EXACTLY the domain of science.

  • 95 people have low IQ's, heaps of cats and no friends:D

  • Yeah, a full basket.... I like that........

  • Hes like an older college degree equipped Dimitri Martin!

  • 4chan is responsible for the massive influx of cats on the internet (srs).

  • You are awesome! Pure genius! 

  • i'd say be less monotone. that's all.

    but i'm a-laughin nonetheless!

  • My friend you are a breath of fresh air to the world of comedy. You are hilarious. You're delivery is amazing. You need to start a tour and I need to see you live

  • @cardkoda Thanks for the support. You can check out my show schedule on my website: Youtubecomedian

  • txlee1..is that your girlfriend? the blonde in the middle of the stand up? wow, she's cute..if she's not girlfriend, you should definitely hit on her.. she's gorgeous!...

  • that's just genius, Tim!

  • who said scientist are lame..

  • Has anybody else noticed how attractive some of the ladies in that audience are? Smart is apparently quite sexy :)

  • You're so awesome. Keep doing these, please.

  • @AnarchalPatriarch Will do.  Thanks for the support !

  • oh liniar regression i learned that in school few months ago :D

  • LEAVE SPARTA ALONE!

  • He's very handsome aside the fact thats ver very funny and clever

  • The Best

  • I'm not sure what's more pathetic; people making cat videos or that 46.6 million people have actually watched The Mean Little Kitty video?!? OK, I watched it too.

  • mean kitty gonna get this guys

  • @1SavageDragon1 I'm ready...

  • LOL. Brilliant stuff...

  • That's right. Girls do look for the guy with the full basket... oh you mean food.

  • Probably the funniest part of this video is all the cat videos in the 'suggestions' column.

  • buahahahahahah

  • I laughed the hardest when the video ended and "the mean kitty song" was this videos top related

  • So true:P

  • Up Next: The Mean Kitty Song

  • i know from experience that it is hard to make people laugh when being as calm as possible, most people got ADHD when going on stage, you sir, are so quiet yet your humour as a certain maturity to it without actually trying to hurt a certain race, or belief. This is one of the best pieces of Comedy (with a capital C) that i have seen

  • Come Down Under next Melbourne comedy festival, the local audience with love this stuff - you'll be star!

  • Very funny

  • ooooo....katttyy perry's songgsss...LOL..kitty kitty xo

  • Tim Lee? Yes! Comedy Central Special? FUCK YEAH!

  • Hate to be mean, I have nothing against "intelligent humor", but this seems like it's trying too much. It's not very funny.

  • lol hey man i've seen all of your stand-up bits on here and i can safely say you're absolutely hilarious. waaaay funnier than a lot of celeb comedians today. your whole incorporation of science into comedy is genius. as risky as something like that should be, you pulled it off. keep doing what you do mr. lee lol i guarantee you'll be big really soon :)

  • this video needs more dislikes

  • hey Tx wooh,,

  • Just a heads-up, the guy who made the Mean Kitty song is affluent and is happily married. So far.

    I'm sure he'll get more cats in a couple of years.

  • wow...he's hot, smart, and funny...i love it

  • A bit rough on the lonely cat lovers, Tim... but funny due to it's umm.. truthyness. Much appreciated. Enjoyed your interview & thoughts on making science funny. Always thought of humor as the result of a really good non-sequiter.

  • What about those three outliers below the line?

  • I've watched several of your videos and find your humor to be very, very entertaining and enjoyable. The respectable, non-profane presentation is very admirable, thank you.

  • Thank you for the clean and hilarious humor! eventually people seem to get tired of

    the same old filth over and over; What a wonderful gift of comedy you have. Sincerely, Cheryl Williams, San Antonio, Tx.

  • What about the Little shitty Kitty Ditty by Shimtty, the little itty bitty.You missed that one. No really, I love this refreshing yet dead pan inteligent humour. There is literally no subject that can not be untouched using this aproach. This would have really strengthen my interest in science and chemistry at Austin High School in the late 80s. We need more of this. Reminds me of the Gusontite Institute whereby doctors in clown suits and red noses help children recover from trumatic surgeries.

  • What about the Little shitty Kitty Ditty. He missed that one.

  • Now my science teacher is funny and this is even funnyer

  • whos the hot blonde? :P

  • Thisis one of the better videos: instead of presenting some science and then making a joke about something the science doesn't apply to (e.g. your roommate's body hair and soap) the science behind the joke actually goes with the joke on a deeper level. That makes it more fun for people who appreciate the science while still being understandable.

  • The Mean Kitty Song is famous! SMPFilms is going to be famous!

  • u've got to make a joke about gamers, probably WoW users

  • haha WoW your hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CAT VIDS R AWESOME!!

  • You're great man, i got to subscribe!

  • The funny thing (aside from the entirety of this video I mean which I laughed through the entire time) is I know the guy who made the meanER kitty song and he had a ton of friends. But in most cases I agree with this point you make!

  • funny stuff! you are the calmest comedian i've ever seen. never seen a kitty named ditty!

  • kitty ditty litter ditty... wha?

  • There is such brilliant nuance in your comedy. Very refreshing. More people need to know about you

  • @Gunrex Thanks!! I agree : )

  • demetri martin rip off

  • That was hilarious! I did not expect Katy perry's songs! ROFLMAO!

  • Mother Creation

    ~~ Loves You ~~

  • It takes a lot of confidence to incorporate science into comedy. :)

    And I enjoyed the Katy Perry comment. :)

    It also helps that you are handsome and have a sexy voice. :)

    ...Has anyone ever told you that you look like the guy from the show Dexter?

  • @WaNNabePoEt Thanks! No, your the first for that, but I can think of about 5 over people that I am supposedly impersonating : )

  • @WaNNabePoEt Holy crap, Tim does look a bit like Dexter! Tim, you're not moonlighting as a serial killer, are you?

  • You are one awesome comedian!

  • This guy is hilarious. I like him, This is my style of comedy, The funny part is, I shop at Whole Foods every week, but trust me, I do NOT have a full basket when I go there. Too funny.

  • Quality man that's funny

  • whole foods= whole paycheck! great stuff here. Maybe a little to intellectual? would this fly with the git R done crowd? who cares really this is great stuff, really fresh and new...

  • My favorite part was the cat diagram, oh observational humor.

  • Great stuff!

  • LOL.

  • LOL, Tim, your hilarious! Hahaha... most of our moms shop at Whole Foods! Will show them your vidoe!!!!!!! Thanks for stopping by our channel! ^__^

  • One of the BEST comedian EVER =D i need new pants now lol

  • Wow this is good fun!!

    This is better than any cat video I've seen.

    Thank you

  • Laughed throughout the entire bit. Then he says the remark about Katy Perry songs, and I literally screamed and just lost it....!!!!!

  • @niconow88 Thanks! Your comment made me laugh : )

  • @niconow88 I love Katy Perry <3

  • Great work as always, but we're waiting on more.

  • all of katy perrys song XD

  • This is marvellous... Loved the linear regression,especially all the kitty song's... :)

    Chrissi x

  • Yeah I call it whole paycheck.. =)

  • its like subtle comedy and I love it

  • 0:24 be sure to remind the ladies that the size of the basket doesn't matter.

    just as long as it's full, right?

  • Ha! disturbingly funny

  • wow great!! i like it

  • That's great!

  • ha ha ha ha so funny ....... loved it thanks

  • Smart AND funny!

  • Man, you are HILARIOUS

  • nice date 11 sep hahaah

  • Very funny! :o)