This is the story of Dick and Mary. Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. FUCK MEE.... FUCK MEEEE!!!! Mary screamed. Dick covers her head with a pillow because she's too noisy. Dick continues to pound her swollen opening til he climates. OHH.. OHHHHH!!! IM CUMIN' IM CUMIN'!! OH OHHH OOHHHHH!!!!.. ohh... oh.. then he falls asleep.
it reminds me of that clip , when he kiss the girl that have many children then his brother says " man you just kissed every nigga in tha hood" XD ROFL ROFL I will get this on DVD .. well I Have TO GET IT LOL LOL LOL LOL
Have you seen White Girls and Little Man? Those aren't anywhere near as funny as Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, and all 3 said movies starred the Wayans Bros. I don't think they are as funny together as they used to be.
Yo let me tell you somethin about drinkin and drivin, Get yourself a 40 go down teh freeway bam 100 85 turn off the steering wheel hands off the wheel damnn the shit will bug you Out boy hahahahahhahahahaha
@shad0wMata Lol
radentsgo89 1 week ago
this guy looks like Chris Paul
CaLiBluNTs562 3 weeks ago
tulip guy looks like Chris Paul
CaLiBluNTs562 3 weeks ago
1:08-1:11 LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34spedr 1 month ago
5 ppl had a quicky too !
TRILLxNxMOBx4EVA 1 month ago
oh oh aaaahhhhooooooh im commin LMAO!!
Kittykitten420 1 month ago
if you think this is funny and hate black racist go own these stupid whiteboys in this vid "Funniest movie line ever" by GARYHYPERAMPED
realahzflow 4 months ago
let me tell you bout drinking and drive boy that shit fun man
somervillecorei03 5 months ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
921semih 5 months ago
damn i laughd so hard tha first time i seen this movie i needed to get to tha kitchen and taka aspirin cuz my chest hurt from laughn hella hard
DJ4000VOLT 5 months ago 4
Punch it up to 85, turn off the lights and let go of the steering wheel. It will bug you out!
streetballer510 5 months ago 8
Dis shit if fun man ! XD
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MrMikerose48 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!
DanGan808 6 months ago
hahaha! best part of the movie!
osideqb12 6 months ago
LOL i love how the guy in the bed is masturbating lol
gondor201 7 months ago
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LOL fuck me FUCK ME!!!!! marry screams 1:08
TheCarlossssssss9 7 months ago
1:18 funniest orgasm ever "EEEOOOHHH OOOH OOOH OOH OHHHHH!!...YEEEH! UHH!...."
shad0wMata 7 months ago
that being said....5 people read their dads a bedtime story like this lol!
shad0wMata 7 months ago
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shad0wMata 7 months ago
never use condoms son! they take away all the feeling!
kisean4123 8 months ago
1:06 you can see one of the camera guys' shadow
philipriversforprez 8 months ago
THAT SHIT IS FUN AS HELL.
Deathkaos33 9 months ago 2
let me tell you about drinking and driving man........boy that shit is fun man! lol
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FUCK ME! FUCK ME! Mary screamed.
SKAATEBOARDP 9 months ago
and he fell asleep.....
hopOFFmofo 1 year ago
The sin is jacking off
26wrestlemania 1 year ago
eddie murphy is the funniest black man ever. Delirious is the best standup of all time.
12Wid3N12 1 year ago
"Why y'all ain't invite me to the party?"
"Come on pops you know you gotta be 18 & older."
...the fuck? LMAO
TheEvOfKev 1 year ago 6
Why you guys didnt invite me to the party??
Aww common pop, you know you gotta be 18 and older...
forumballer 1 year ago
his face when he was beatn his meat was priceless it kills me every time
thesoccerboy20 1 year ago
thx 4 posting what we just fuckin saw
CriplessVoyage 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha!
byronthedon09 1 year ago
dat is soo wrong!! lmao hahaha
camador34 1 year ago
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Iiight trey let me tell you something about drinking and driving "Man that shit is mad fun" lmaooo
jamexxxxxx 1 year ago
wayans are creative as fuck
stylezNout 1 year ago 2
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FUCK ME FUCK ME
Mzsavbby 1 year ago
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he jacks off
Mzsavbby 1 year ago
Beat that meat.
00579G47 1 year ago 2
This is the story of Dick and Mary. Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. FUCK MEE.... FUCK MEEEE!!!! Mary screamed. Dick covers her head with a pillow because she's too noisy. Dick continues to pound her swollen opening til he climates. OHH.. OHHHHH!!! IM CUMIN' IM CUMIN'!! OH OHHH OOHHHHH!!!!.. ohh... oh.. then he falls asleep.
What a wonderful bedtime story.
NASTYSANDWICH 1 year ago 41
Iiight trey let me tell you something about drinking and driving "Man that shit is mad fun" lmaooo
MENACE201 1 year ago
Wow, he's directing his son how 2 drink n drive lolz
BreSOoFlY 1 year ago
What was that kid doing?
freakylocz14 1 year ago
@freakylocz14 whacksterbating
underslacks 1 year ago
@freakylocz14 he was beating his meat
jaylen183 1 year ago
Oh! Oh! Im coming! I'm coming! OH! OH! OH! OHH! ROFLMFAO
lawofficers 1 year ago
dis shit is funny
breezy13100 1 year ago
Oh, yes, it is. That's why I couldn't stop laughing so hard.
lawofficers 1 year ago
ow lolz this is freaking crazy stuffs
☺
babenhox 1 year ago
its gonna be on TV today channel 348 at 9 PM dont miss it by the way where can i get it on DVD?
EAsportz1 1 year ago
rofl
harolds132 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!!!
delarakyle 1 year ago
fuck me fuck me ahahhahahahahahhaha
mattyhankinson 1 year ago 3
fuck me fuck me lmfao!!!!!!!!
jae809 1 year ago 5
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
BlockRoyalFanClub1 2 years ago 5
this never fails to make me giggle
stirfrypep 2 years ago 7
Lol omg this is stupid
Boomyah326 2 years ago
OH OH UM IM CUMIN!!!! LMFAO
rodneyhotrod 2 years ago 5
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PetyaKP 2 years ago
HAHA PORNO
HEAVYFIGHTER68 2 years ago
dick covers her face with a pillow cause she's to noisy, LOL
Oh that's damn true
AbhiB 2 years ago 7
hahaha
31MillerTime31 2 years ago
is getitng passed ur bed time LOL
MadHawk8 2 years ago 3
Hahaha fucking hilarious
23MARITO 2 years ago
FUCK ME!! FUCK ME!! marie screams XD
ascendrio 2 years ago 17
"aye pop you brush your teeth?" haha!
alex50th 2 years ago 10
LOL
s01der22 2 years ago
Hilarious! XD
lennymej 2 years ago
best part of that movie was them playing po'nopoly:P
prestiethebestie 2 years ago 3
i wish i was older than my pops lol
juniorthug1 2 years ago 5
hahaha wtfff so funny
edgurrr 2 years ago
lmaooo
this entire movie was pure BOMB
i love it
fckinhawt01 2 years ago 13
Look how is careful father giving advices to his son. LOL
milica5656 2 years ago 2
hahaha a father and son moments haha
youngizzle11 2 years ago 6
I love how he's older than his father. That's some fucked up stuff. LOL!
theungreatkahli 2 years ago 12
nah the only reason trey went is because he is loc dogs cuzin and he got the hook up to the party
lilfefe101 2 years ago 6
let me tell you about drinking and drivin...yo that shit is FUN man!!
this whole scene is hilarious
loveub88 2 years ago 13
HER SWOLLEN OPENING?????? OMG LOL!
catolog96 2 years ago 5
c'mon pop u knw u gotta be 18 n ova. aw man! -ROTL!!!
mothugs4lyfe 2 years ago 7
LOOOOOL
Malok7594 2 years ago
haha
lilmissdimples22 2 years ago 2
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lol why is the bed making noise o.O
fairtrad3r1 2 years ago
he was beatin his meat duhhhhh!!!
MissPastryLover08 2 years ago 6
Fuck me..fuck me.
ahh im comin ahh
lmfao
FijiFighter 2 years ago 9
ROFL ROFL ROFL
it reminds me of that clip , when he kiss the girl that have many children then his brother says " man you just kissed every nigga in tha hood" XD ROFL ROFL I will get this on DVD .. well I Have TO GET IT LOL LOL LOL LOL
DeviloooCry 2 years ago 9
Cute scene. ;_;
KajiCarson 2 years ago
i remember this movie when i was young
gud laughs.....
i still dont get y da dad is young than his son
lololol
buzzqueenbee22 2 years ago
funny as hell..the wayns are 100% the funniest black actors on the planet.right with chris rock,tuck,
xanderjack83 2 years ago 56
@xanderjack83 dont forget eddie
kaijutube 1 year ago
@xanderjack83 I wish I came up with the Waynes while growing up! They are so so funny!
honeyluv15 1 year ago
Have you seen White Girls and Little Man? Those aren't anywhere near as funny as Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, and all 3 said movies starred the Wayans Bros. I don't think they are as funny together as they used to be.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
@xanderjack83 tuck aint funny that fools lame, him and that annoying ass voice
N1k3JuzDuzIt96 1 year ago 3
@N1k3JuzDuzIt96 Agreed. He was funny back when he started out, but now he's just another sellout.
Cinj216 1 year ago
@N1k3JuzDuzIt96 you obviously aint a fan of friday, get yo wack ass outta here
ss6truks 1 year ago
@ss6truks you obviously are a fan of chris tucker! probly got posters of him all over your room!...lol
N1k3JuzDuzIt96 1 year ago
@N1k3JuzDuzIt96 yeah bitch nigga and, you got somethin to say spit it out?
ss6truks 1 year ago
@xanderjack83 And will smith can't forget him
Trojankid2k8 1 year ago
@xanderjack83 dave chappelle??????
rsantos1989 1 year ago 2
FUCK ME..... FUCK ME THIS SHIT IS FUNNY
JR65183 2 years ago 67
I couldn't agree more. I laughed so hard about this it cracked me up.
lawofficers 1 year ago
lmao shawn is gay.. but that shit is funny how he older dan his dad
drewgilchrist 2 years ago 2
let me tell you about drinking and driving... .... .... BOY THAT SHIT IS FUN MAN!!!
LMFAO!
dangerousmynd45 2 years ago 10
wow!
movie is a klassik no lie!
jdjd951 3 years ago
lmfao!
CLASSIC MOVIE
Knack4Success 3 years ago
im coming im coming ! hahaha so funny xD
jokar1212 3 years ago
lmao fuckin funny.
reyders2 3 years ago
"FUCK ME, FUCK MEEEE"
NoRulesInNam 3 years ago 10
lol..lmfao..lmfaoooo..lol..
today in school during class i thought of dis and started laughinh.
DTMillionz 3 years ago
THIS SHIT TIGHT
L3NA0FFICALLYPAG3 3 years ago
out of this world
Steadno 3 years ago
thatss pretty pretty . . .
homoo .
kiDSUPREMeo8 3 years ago
rofl!
SkAtErRaCeRyEa 3 years ago
omg ur here
sk8ingballer 2 years ago
now thats some bedtime story xD
sh1tfukker 3 years ago
ROFLMAO
carlito899 3 years ago
Lmfao.. He Fell Asleep
SoapFlavoredCandy 3 years ago 2
Dick says "Im Cumin im cumin then he falls asleep" hahah
4254785881 3 years ago
Man that shit sure as hell beats little red riding hood.
gigsworld101 3 years ago 6
yeah!
leiftard 3 years ago
why is the son older than the father lol
FIREBALLGIRL 3 years ago 7
its how it is tha hood dawg!
leiftard 3 years ago
its a comedy lol....
chiefjameel 3 years ago
listen to it when he say oooo look at his face expression lool to funny
ni66afatbutpa1d 3 years ago
LOL
SouljaGurlSoSexi 3 years ago 3
that's a hell of a bed time story! lol! hahahahhaha!
dollazndiamondz 3 years ago 8
funny ass seen
BlackBinLaden7 3 years ago
hahahaah lol ... his dad is so happy lol :D
MaxiTuningZone 3 years ago 2
LOLOLOL
HeavyMetalMitch 3 years ago
LMFAO LMFAO ROFL
yingyang422 3 years ago
some dad that is XD
youbrickstudios 3 years ago 2
"Did you brush ya teeth" hahahahha
AmPd67 3 years ago 4
the man playing shawn wayan's dad is larenz tate's brother
denise1589 3 years ago 5
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was hes dad jacking off
rapistite 3 years ago
No he was touching his dick only ... omg ...
MaxiTuningZone 3 years ago
ha ha hes dads curling up
rapistite 3 years ago
o shit his his father is younger den him lmao rofl
stephan716 3 years ago 8
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I can't git enough of these Hood tales!!
The dad was probably the funniest character to me.
Anyone have the clip where Ashtray and Dad are fishing and Dad asks if Tray uses condoms- and then says how great it is not to use them!
I would love to see that clip!!
yuritim 3 years ago
quality..
youngtrannie 3 years ago
ay you about to go to this party....let me tell you about drinkin and drivin man......boy dat shit is funn mannnn
deebone225 3 years ago 2
get 40 and get on the freeway and dim the lights and let go of the sterin wheel boy that shit is fun
skillz7854 3 years ago 12
i was thinking about doing the same ****
tiga92001 3 years ago
WTF...this is one of the werid
sence of a movie fuckin funny
ilene879 3 years ago
haha this shits funny, i wish those two douchebag directors frieberg and seltzer would watch a real comedy like this
deebone225 3 years ago 5
LMFBAO!
CrazyEdTV 3 years ago
LOLLLL
Yellowfeverband 3 years ago
every person who fucks in this movie always cums in like 4 seconds lol
blaaabloo 3 years ago 7
ROTFLMFAO
1PAKMAN7 3 years ago
its funny how dey both start yelling!lol
metzgerboy14 3 years ago
"and he falls asleep..."
HipHopSwordsmen2009 3 years ago 2
hahahaha dat shit made me fall out the chair
rine2cuute 3 years ago
oh oh im cummin im cummin
funniest part
kingofnyc2222 3 years ago
LOLOLOL! "Let me tell you about drinkin' and drivin'...BOY DAT SHIT IS FUN MAN!"
assaultman45 3 years ago 6
fuck mee fuck me im cummin
cookiemonster503 3 years ago
lmfao...
BrezzyBabiiTIzBabii 3 years ago
lmao they shud make a movie for dis man on here this shit is tight shame its only in german fuck that
dizzyb0y89 3 years ago
it is a movie foo dont be a menace
Treesingerr 3 years ago
"Fuck me, fuck me!"
LMFAO
lolliepopx 3 years ago 9
funniest shit i've ever seen
blaz3djay47 3 years ago
that's one hell of a bed time story lol
BibiKajol 3 years ago 6
lol hes masterbaiting
soja09 3 years ago
how the son gonna be older then the dad..lol
kekecrumedy 3 years ago 9
ROFLL
SteroidGel 3 years ago
The son was born BEFORE his time.
dardvie111 3 years ago 2
yeah the son is 2 yrs older than the dad. lol;;
what did i tell you about drinkin n drivin?
weezyxbabyy 3 years ago
thats the best story i ever heard!??!?!?!? lol
shortstuff776 3 years ago 4
WAT KINDA DADDY HE IS...LOL
JAMIE55023 3 years ago 5
omg. so funny
zhulikass 3 years ago
any one notice the robopimp posters thru out the movie???
lol
reelm4f1486 3 years ago 5
i did lol
uNLEASHEDsAVAGE772 3 years ago 2
what the hell is that story! hahaha
0o0shawty0o0 3 years ago 2
it's a "bed" time story lol. aka porno!
rshaw3188 3 years ago 3
Yo let me tell you somethin about drinkin and drivin, Get yourself a 40 go down teh freeway bam 100 85 turn off the steering wheel hands off the wheel damnn the shit will bug you Out boy hahahahahhahahahaha
themercman90 3 years ago 3