Scary movie 3 - the tacho scene

[Corleonetone]

"Tom, i'll need a ride home" hahahahhahahahahahah

[GentlemanGibls]

I love Tacho Bell

[nukeurhouse12]

Gives me Shivers knowing that its CHARLIE SHEEN up there!!!!

[MTread545]

2:26 poor annie we barely knew her lol

[bballshawty6304]

Tom, I'll need a ride home.

[TheSaeed7894]

"lets say this her bottom half can i squeeze IN, few min with that"

[moctezuma112]

1:46

"tom i'll need a ride home"

hahahahahahha after he killed his wife... i couldn't stop laughing..

[TheWaterboy818]

signs was amazing, this was almost better

[chelsea1914]

Is he jerking the wiener at 5?

[j69d]

"Baaaa!"

[TheGills12]

wat film is tht actually from?

[sephiroth900000]

@TheGills12 it's parodying Signs

[AssasinninjaTK]

lol "she broke her weiner!"

[lovinthehits]

7 people broke there wiener !

[JoeFlacco1FAn]

wats the name of the song @ :18?

[KennyG881]

1:00 I'm suddenly in the mood for tacos

[rasenshuriken95]

a father with a wife???

[MyCoolio14]

@rasenshuriken95 in some religions priests are allowed to marry. for instace my biology teachers wife is a priest and there piscapalian (whatever that is)

[rasenshuriken95]

@MyCoolio14 oh okok man I did not kwon that...THANKS!!! :D

[MyCoolio14]

@rasenshuriken95 no problem!

[5teampunker]

@MyCoolio14 Its episcopalian lol

[MyCoolio14]

@5teampunker well i tried! haha

[beesonit]

@rasenshuriken95 Yeah, lol. Hes not a pope, hes a priest.

[B0BthubuilderX4000]

LMFAO!!!

[mw3dude627]

she broke her weiner WTF?

[jstewart9356]

"Don't call me dude, I'm not a stoner anymore"

[Realmustang88]

she broke her winer LOL

[fierypirhannakid41]

he looked behind him and then drove forward

[THEHORGANATOR]

The truck barely hit you xD

[ardante31]

I'm not sure what you mean!!

[Warf3reHD]

lol they both dated in 2 and a half men

[MrCharlie513]

tacho? really!

[sarahmargaret27]

and where the hell did they get all the food? hahha

[sarahmargaret27]

she broke her wiener?

[tomrules37]

its not "life", its "WIFE"!, retard.

[tokreds2]

cop: This is your life

tom: She broke her weiner

LOLOL

[javila1989]

dont call me dude im not a stoner anymore

[davidnovopt]

wtf where is all that food comming from? hahahaha

[MrDrewc24]

im not a stoner eve since (mexican music) a day ago

[boundforafrica]

@dancerinthemaking20 I wondered the exact same thing!!! Lol

[doitjust10]

charlie sheen for president !

[Thepatriote9]

funny how charlie sheen is a priest XD

[Jomali]

What's a tacho?

[Farekim]

@Jomali Are you kidding?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@Farekim We know what a taco is, but we've never heard of a tacho.

[THArealYOGI]

"Tom,ill needa ride home" lmmfao! Dis shit always kills me

[Peppermill12]

The end KILLS me everytime. LMAO!

[bricksofblandanova]

she broke her weiner?

[nathanielweiss87]

I love how he Says Tom I'll need a ride home lol. Rofl

[tesshess]

here let me explain.no time,tom go see her lol!

[vashbonjovi]

im sorry i dident catch that last part... lol

[WolfTheGamer]

LOL I love how his real wife was in the scene....(well, ex-wife now)

[ferretfool119]

*kills wife*

"I'm sorry dude"

[GagaGooGooBoi]

Poor taco D':

[javierchaconm]

WINNING!

[tinyshark27]

i thought taco was spelt T-A-C-O

[metriodbuster117]

@tinyshark27 it is spelled T-A-C-O

[OfficialBlackBarbie]

You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?

[musikisgeil]

"it's your wife, father" so nice

[Daniele40711]

so the tacho was her pussy and the other was her ass and he was going to fuck her in both ok now i get it LOL

[DARKMBX]

Click my nickname.

[zapsterman]

dont talk like that, the truck barley hit you.

[skillbill83]

winning

[KENDALLLUVER1]

ever time i see this part i think real wrong! he wanted his weirner to go inside her pussy :) like this

[Lina0David]

HEY!

[WingsTM]

So funny to see Charlie Sheen (what he know about him now) in a Priest's outfit :)

[bredmOnKeY177]

she broke her wiener?

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

ROFL i heard a goat then chickens O.o

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

Ok let me explain

-grabs a donut and hotdog-

LOL

[TheFarmhand714]

ROFL love how at the end he looks back then drives foward

[brylle0606]

@TheFarmhand714 LOL yah XD

[LeCaptainOfficiel]

no sex.... I DONT HEAR YOU, LOLOLOL

[mista1kaos]

go into the light lmao

[kunigas123]

Lol, a married priest priest? :DDD

[caraloulou44]

LOL CHARLIE FROM MEN!

[TITANSVOLS14]

you mean...down the middle?

[hulkamaniafanforever]

"Don't talk like that, the truck barely hit you." LOL!

[TheTrimby1973]

How irreverent and funny as hell. I need a ride home! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[msmsbeth]

"Tom, I'll need a ride home"

LOLOLOL!!!!

[keeshoekerd]

@msmsbeth , what's the joke? Must be the only part I don't get or it must be similar to one 2,5 men joke...Thanks for the ride, and for getting me home too!

[redsoxxx1234]

wow charlie sheen in a priest outfit

[2123harry]

she broke her wiener? LMFAOO!!!!!!!

[temetski91]

she broke her weiner? :DD

[RustyShacklefordd42]

"let me explain". okay. I'm okay in saying that this film is legitimately hilarious

[triggs06]

The movie just went out of control after this! Absolutely a great comedy series rip leslie nelson the best parody actor ever

[Azerty76LH]

Dont call me dude. I'm not a stoner anymore...not since "ta dadadadadad...."

LMAO

[philintheblnks]

winning

[MrFootballstud20]

Scary Movie 3 by far the best of the series

[djn00nan]

best scene out of all the scary movies

[CarEdy23]

-im not sure i know what you mean -let me explain

[stingr23]

"Lets say this is the bottom half...(O)...can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?" XD

[James1Wise]

5 people aren't bi-winning

[playsbba018]

lol "I'm sorry dude"

[Dmann4Christ]

Swing away right

Oh sure that you understand

lol

[KiddKurticy]

Charlie Winning

[Drcritic0]

"The truck barely hit you" Confused shocked look"

lol hahaha

[MoustacheMyMoustache]

"Don't call me dude, I'm not a stoner anymore.." LOL

[roblox13337]

where did they get all that food from?

[hoodmatix]

*kills Tom's wife*

'Tom, I'll need a ride home.'

Hahaha.

[fishingboy11]

u mean she broke her weiner?????? u mean in the middle????

[Astharot90]

What mexican music is this?? Name?

[Astharot90]

@Astharot90 Mexican Mariachi Music

[TheAaron9993]

She broke her Weiner?

[NosoCOMINSOON]

Fancy medical lingo lol they're breaking tacos and splitting hot dogs lmfao

[Shatwb2]

Winning

[Bloodskill9]

I really love how he says "Goodbye Tom" than he looks back and go forward :D ... that´s owned

[warofthemonsters1]

HEY!

[azkikr44]

Best part of the movie: "Tom, I'll need a ride home."

[hankheavy]

"I'm so sorry, dude..."

"Don't call me "dude". I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since... (Thinks back to mexican music in the car) That is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Brilliant comedy.

[Igotta]

hahahahaha :D Just tell george 'swing away' ...Oh swing away' That you understand :DD its really funny :D swing away means like shake it up :D

[SecretService80]

"...She broke her wiener?"

[BeCoolLikeMe200]

Sheen is just the dopest guy on earth!

[peteisnotneat]

"Shr broke her weiner?"

[katgoth1]

everytime i here that"she brock her wenner i cant stop laughing

[Thanquol180]

"That terrible night..."  ::shudder:::

[meganinjapillow]

omg mexican hat dance music!!!

[butchered87]

Is that Charlie sheen?

[latinoshuffler96]

@butchered87 yeah , haha.

[hottiegirllovescake]

what was that fireman doing with a raw hotdog ? lmfao.

[CrashxoBandicoot]

lol i love how he shifts his car looks back and drives forward haha

[SvddenDeth]

@CrashxoBandicoot hahhahaha!

[instantclassic1991]

whats the song in th back ground?

[hotorod]

Always a tragedy. you know when your wife breaks her weiner! quite sad.

[REAPER28020]

Lol, i like the part were she keeps saying no sex xD

[HollowDan123]

LOL

"ok pretend this donut is her bottom half"

"and this is my botton half"

"i dont understand o.o"

"o let me explain'

LOL

[kellby123456789]

she broke her wiener?

[peteisnotneat]

@kellby123456789 Look what happens to the taco!

[marcusag12]

Did you purposely spell taco wrong?

[StaringAtFate]

I'll need a ride home

hahahahahahah

[Thanquol180]

tom, i'llneed a ride home

[supernaturalroxrichy]

i dont get the 'tom, ill need a ride home' part, how is it funny

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@supernaturalroxrichy because he was driving the truck that killed his wife and hes asking him for a ride xD

[m4shir0]

best scene

[RiskWayne]

she broke her weiner?

[jkrock1000]

Lol the guy who killed his wife asks him hey I'm gonna need a ride he didn't say sorry or anything lol

[palm602]

Can i squeeze a few minutes with that? Im not sure what you mean, let me explain...ROLF!!!

[shaboopie12]

he's a bloody murder

[ImrIyawesome]

Charlie Sheen is the man.

[RachaelxDepp]

It's handy that they have a hotdog, taco, a pizza, and a doughnut hanging around the scene. XD

[mrbrenton182]

lol tom, i'll need a ride home... AHAHAHAHAHA!

[GrandDukeAdense]

Which movie is this a parody on? I remember seeing a short clip of another movie in which a girl and boy get hit by a car and they get pinned against a bridge or stone or something... What is that movie called?

Thx in advance :D

[ChristmasTrax]

@GrandDukeAdense The parody is from Signs

[giolessthan3]

i saw Signs today for the first time in class and started laughing out loud during this scene because i pictured the guy on the floor going "Tom, i'll need a ride home"

XD. Classic.

[JTKatz07]

Love how this Signs spoof

[RebelFlagSon]

1:45

tom, i'll need a ride home. lmfao best line in the whole movie.

[vortexguyz934]

'Poor Annie, we hardly knew her, she'll be missed terribly.' 'NO SEX!!'

[nbomb1204]

taco*

[eskimokissesyay]

and then he goes into drive but looks behind him hahaha

[Froderic85]

What is the name of the music @ 0:15?

[Her0ofCha0s94]

lol at the random food for metaphors

[stefanel1996]

She broke her Whiener???(sry 4 bad english)

[TheKillerofhipies]

she will be missed terribly

[FlyToDest]

lmao

[innocent718bk]

lmfao tom ill need a ride home he just killed his wife then asked him for a ride home wtf

[Gellegummi]

Can somebody tell me the name of the mexican song? PLEASE!

[Mariagonzalesable]

LMFAOOOOO HAHAHAHAH, "you mean this is the last time i can talk to the top half" HAHAHHAH i love this !

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

She broke her wiener? lol

[5i2]

look what happens to the taco  ...

[merwaan123]

i love this movie

"Tom, I'll need a ride home" F*&%*&G hilarious XD

[omnicowdemon]

"NO SEX!" XD

[MetalicHamster]

donut and hotdog. LOL!

tom: let me explain...

[mrnickb]

"Tom, I'll need a ride home"

[REBEL2250]

why did that firefighter have a hotdog? haha

[REBEL2250]

damn she's hot

[MissAmbria]

This is funny LMAO!

[qwasd0r]

Tom, I'll need a ride home! lmao

[thebeatleslover108]

@qwasd0r LOL!

[4l4n1sc00l]

she broke her weiner?

[real4real2]

i dont understand all this medical lingo....

ROFL

[ironmadion55]

LOL,"can i squeeze a few moments with the bottom half" xD

[moviemagician101]

Tom, i'll need a ride home. lol funniest part.

[CriticalGamingEnt]

@moviemagician101 Hell yeah ahahaha

[armstrong783]

@moviemagician101

Haha, I know.. if I was him I'd be like you just killed my wife, need a ride home my ass! :)

[jherber286]

@moviemagician101 haha right after he slaughtered his wife

[SerenityMellissa]

Honestly, this has to be some of the best acting i've ever seen. I mean if you think about it there are people at their waists handing them food. On top of everything they say that is ridiculous no one cracks a smile. I wonder how many times they had to shot this scene to make it this perfect.

[wwecindy4]

Where did he get that sandwich @ 1:13 LMAO!!!!

[50RpJ]

the final bit is so fcking hilarious!