Tourettes Guy - Can't Take Him Anywhere - Fast and Slow
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  • 2:22 - 2:28 Sounds like bowling in the grocery house!

    Bowling pinz knocked over XD

    STRRRRRIKKKKEE ONE FOR TOURETTES ASSHOLE THE #1 SWEARER IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!

    ConnecticutProd 1 month ago

  • Austin Lentocha LOL fuckin up things

    ConnecticutProd 1 month ago

  • He kind of sounds like an alien from Star Wars when in slow-mo

    CompletelyNewguy 3 months ago

  • and once again Mario pwns Bowser

    xAkatsukiheavenx 4 months ago

  • He sounds like Satan when played in slowmo

    Sonicdude20 5 months ago 2

  • lol i love the fast 1

    I DONT GIVE A SHIT SHIT SHIT

    CALM DOW CALM DOWN DONT GET A BIG DICK

    BEST LINES

    ABMOZ99 5 months ago

  • At 1:40 DOMONIC LAUGH!!!

    AmyRose906 5 months ago

  • PRESS 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DaMoose85 6 months ago

  • 1:42 is where the best impact in history starts ;)

    

    xlegitxklutch 6 months ago

  • We'll put the marshmallows back.

    NO.

    AndrewAMMay 6 months ago

  • haha for a while there he sounds like a Jawa!

    mikerules999 7 months ago

  • I dont give a SHIIT SHIIIT! SHIIIIIIT!!!

    gigan36 7 months ago

  • fast: shopping in heaven.

    slow: shopping in hell.

    akerswizard779 7 months ago

  • Slow motion sound liuke a demon :P

    Thedude2301 7 months ago 2

  • calm down.....calm down....dont get a big DIIIICCCKKK!!!

    metaltera86 7 months ago 6

  • Damnit! These fish sticks are as hard as tits!!!

    puregenius7112 7 months ago

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    kitsune720 9 months ago

  • 1:59

    INCOMING

    pinoysushi1000 9 months ago

  • 90 people got a big dick while watching this.

    xDarkland 9 months ago 3

  • in the begnning he sounded like the mouse from cinderella <33

    bromega 9 months ago

  • In slow-mo, tourettes guy sounds like a grumpy walrus

    tacospartan 10 months ago

  • Satan shopping?

    Darkfox1239 10 months ago

  • Slow version = Satan The Tourettes Demon

    2ndhandsoul 10 months ago

  • It's Alvin with touretts at the beginning!

    WolfKnight21 10 months ago

  • ahaha wen he says holy shit in fast motion that was hilarious!

    Circussfreak69 1 year ago 5

  • 1:52 epic

    gerritrules 1 year ago

  • LOL he sounds like a monster in Slow Mo

    RzrMurderzz 1 year ago 3

  • its freeed

    ifinau1 1 year ago

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    1lballinger 1 year ago

  • HOW MUCH IS IT D-8

    LouisLambert 1 year ago

  • at the slow part he sounded evil

    Michaelisamzing 1 year ago

  • lol the peter pan peanut butter alert sounds funny in fast motion

    xrunefuryx 1 year ago

  • 3:14 priceless, it's like a darth vader scream

    cainster 1 year ago

  • he sounds like a monster on 00:46

    CartoonSam229z 1 year ago

  • Ok the slow one is really creepy!!!!

    897doc 1 year ago

  • 2:00 the best part of this whole vid!

    Nightfox00rougehero 1 year ago

  • 0:10 he says "what do the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert" really fast lol its like a tongue twister!

    numberjack1980 1 year ago

  • the dumb fucker who thought it was smart to slow this down, should die in the gas chambers. Amen

    MrTrippwalker 1 year ago

  • On the slowed down one, when he's talking, it sounds like a monster o.o and when his son says YES! YES! on the slow one, it sounds like he's jerking off...

    MeaganWood 1 year ago

  • CHIPMUNK AHAHAHA

    DavidAnthonyRuiz 1 year ago

  • I don't give a shit, shit, shit!

    jinglebell61 1 year ago 4

  • He has $110 worth of stuff int he basket and has only $40 - what the fuckity fuck fuck is up with that cockin' cunty moose ass?

    JustWannaGitBy 1 year ago

  • danny slow sounds like the devil

    GrandawGod14 1 year ago 2

  • Why does the Tourettesguy drive this strange electricmobile? Like i saw from other videos, he's able to walk on his own pretty good...

    deinemutterisdoof 1 year ago

  • he sounds like a demon in slow mo

    ilikecorn1586321 1 year ago

  • I LITERLLY PISSED MYSELF I LAaghing while writing this commet

    superluigibros7871 1 year ago

  • lol the laugh after he says "Holy shit!" is hilarious at 0:14

    zenmaster171 1 year ago

  • 0:9 "What the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert chipmunked

    numberjack1980 2 years ago

  • lol'd my ass off at 00:37

    Runesruleearth 2 years ago

  • haha 1:58-2:03 is pretty funny

    Thedarklink99 2 years ago

  • 1:34 in slow montion Hooollllly shhhhiiiit!

    Funny as f*#@

    koolkillax 2 years ago

  • 0:13 Holy Shit! In chipmunk voice lmfao!

    koolkillax 2 years ago

  • the first 0:39 seconds of this video is 100000000000 times better than fred will ever do

    blade1550 2 years ago 84

  • NOOOO!!!

    mosprime2 2 years ago

  • calm down calm down dont get a big DICK! in slow motion i almost pissed my self

    theunknown95 2 years ago

  • I DONT GIVE A SHIT, SHIT,SHIT in slow motion is hilarious! LMFAO

    stevenrhcp 2 years ago 4

  • hahahaha my life as a cashier i get the rude ass customers who should live a day in my shoes

    gutair07 2 years ago

  • What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert?

    jinglebell61 2 years ago 4

  • 0:06 - 0:08 lmfao when he says big DICK!

    MissTears01 2 years ago

  • holy shit...my boyfriend knows the dude that was laughing XD.

    Setates 2 years ago

  • (moving down the isle) HOLY SHIT!! i laughed so hard at that

    Fallout3fan92 2 years ago 2

  • WTF at 0:15.

    Kote12TK 2 years ago

  • the "NO!" in slowmotion was epic lol

    ArtistChannel04 2 years ago

  • 0:59 - 1:10

    lolz only if u hav a dirty mind!

    IT YAOI IN REAL LIFE!!!

    cheesesisgood87 2 years ago

  • in slow motion he sounds like a monster XD

    xXWeskerpw3nsX 2 years ago

  • we'll put the marshmellows back. NO!!

    thesanburn 2 years ago

  • My cat, just catted on another cat, so now it's catted fest with catted cats!

    BrixEntertainment 2 years ago

  • 0:38 3:09 lol

    panfish45 2 years ago

  • I was hoping to see normal speed as well, still good though

    colinroxanduknowit 2 years ago

  • holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    park3r4 2 years ago

  • in the beginning, he sounds like a demon!

    puregenius711 2 years ago

  • in 1:38 her laugh is retarted

    xTHExLEGEND 2 years ago

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    xTHExLEGEND 2 years ago

  • MENS ASSES

    Scrubs141 2 years ago

  • Mario crushed the tourettes guy at 1:59

    KennyPotocki 2 years ago 50

  • @KennyPotocki lulz is that a mario poster thingie it looks likes it

    xlr8fast11 1 year ago

  • @KennyPotocki WEEGEE (Jumping death notice) Danny

    mikeshinoda943 1 year ago

  • @KennyPotocki That's Darth Vader not Mario you noob!

    gamefreak1000000 3 months ago

  • 1:34

    ILoveYourMom87 2 years ago

  • since when are there chefs at a supermarket?

    UltraJoshua 2 years ago

  • You have to look in the back! :D

    Kari166 2 years ago

  • There is probably a cafe at the store

    Cimozzen 2 years ago

  • he sounds like goro in slow motion

    simeon26 2 years ago

  • gay

    you fckn killed it

    Aar0nPunx 2 years ago

  • *slow motion* thhhiiisss isss ssssoooooo fffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy as hhhellll!!!

    xTHExLEGEND 2 years ago

  • hahaha 1:40 rofl!111111

    THEcrimeEATER 2 years ago

  • GAY

    chipyboy10 2 years ago

  • NO!!

    WaffleBeaners 2 years ago 3

  • 1:51 is the funniest why? Well first of all he has back problems and the way his head whipped back like that it wasn't very good for his neck,second the cut out falls and hit him right in the face and pisses him off even more,last the cut out that falls on him is a cut out of Weegee LOOL.

    trunsako95zelda 2 years ago 3

  • he sounds evil in slow motion

    gordan1154 2 years ago 2

  • NOOOO!!!

    Slakkattack 2 years ago

  • NO!

    t3hJoTuN 2 years ago

  • lmaoooooooooooooo

    harmonizethelord9 2 years ago

  • NO!!

    Ohdashnine 2 years ago

  • NO!

    ashbhammad 2 years ago 2

  • what the hell do you mean a "peter pan peanut butter alert!"

    XD

    armonthereaper 2 years ago 3

  • 2:24

    falco6789 2 years ago

  • lol luv thas NOOOOO!! at tha endXD!!!

    bowman3456 2 years ago 3

  • he really lieks his mallows

    OMGWTFBBQTSTIS 2 years ago

  • lol on slow danny sounds like a tiger growling and talking

    Imfraggablekrunk 2 years ago 2

  • LOL, FAST MODE SOUNDS LIKE SMURFS

    dorkydorkone 2 years ago

  • HOW MUCH IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    myfriendsarenoobs 2 years ago

  • My favorite part in both versions:

    Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

    I don't give a SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!

    KimonoFlareonGX 2 years ago 2

  • WRONG ROOM. lmao

    yummycars 2 years ago

  • AMON AMARTH HAHAA

    bslz65 2 years ago

  • demon bowser lol

    D4NT3D3VILF0RM 2 years ago 4

  • HOLY SHIT!

    blood117 2 years ago

  • He sounds like Chewbacca

    InvaderTara1 2 years ago

  • I think he sounds more like Satan.

    ElfenLied619 2 years ago

  • How do you know this??

    TyeWatson 2 years ago

  • You're right...

    InvaderTara1 2 years ago

  • To me he sounds like Giga Bowser.

    PHILRYABKIN 2 years ago 2

  • That was bowser :O!!!!!!

    indoom666 2 years ago

  • omg!!! im the dude behind him when he backs into the freezer and the thingy falls on him

    MikeOtte2 2 years ago

  • LIAR, nuh uhh?

    mrputo27 2 years ago

  • fuckin liar

    Metalpunk5282 2 years ago

  • 1:41.

    epic bowser laugh.

    Mizzleeee 2 years ago 3

  • I don't give a SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!!

    mhrfg 2 years ago 9

  • dude that chic's laf is proceless

    doublez456 2 years ago

  • sounds like a death growl

    manka6 2 years ago

  • he sounds like a demon in slow-mo :P

    pokemonguru1 2 years ago

  • HOLY SHIT!!!

    ashesnmisery 2 years ago

  • Dont get a big dick!

    greekgod1015 2 years ago 6

  • hahahahahahaha

    NABSmovies69 2 years ago

  • They should use him for the Cloverfield sequel..jesus, having him rip down wallstreet running into people with the satan voice!! LMAO I'd go and see it!! =]]

    deadsurfkiss 2 years ago 3

  • BOB SAGGIT!

    AcheronakaMatthijs 2 years ago

  • DAMN!!! he souds like a fukin demon in the slow version

    MikeINDIANS65 2 years ago 13

  • LOL :14

    D3vastatingImpakt 2 years ago

  • tht place loox lik krogers lol

    Saammyybboo 2 years ago

  • gay

    ancil415415 3 years ago

  • You're gay, BITCH!

    pinkhotchoco 3 years ago

  • "Don't grow a big dickk!!"

    Steve669909 3 years ago

  • At :15 that girl laughing sounds like Jerry from Tom and Jerry.

    grooms63941 3 years ago

  • thats actually a guy, it just sounds like a girl because its sped up.

    russellmonsterhunter 3 years ago

  • Umm if you listen to the original speed of the video it is a girl laughing.

    grooms63941 3 years ago 2

  • no thats really a guy, its the camera dude.

    russellmonsterhunter 2 years ago

  • It is a girl laughing in the original.

    warcraftfan5 2 years ago

  • no the little kid

    sirdumbdumb 2 years ago

  • Yeah but the laughing is coming from the girl on the right.

    Agentdezo 2 years ago

  • This was funny as fuck! I laffed my ass off!!

    JanuaryFirst2009 3 years ago

  • He sounds like satan when it is slow.

    onehitta1 3 years ago

  • ruins it sad to say

    frigget8000 3 years ago

  • In slow motion, Danny sounds like Necrid off of Soul Calibur.

    Abenddammerung 3 years ago

  • I love how he backs up, hits a tray, AND the cutout falls on him!

    starbond6 3 years ago 3

  • LOL 0:08 wtf is the Peter pan peanut putter alert XD

    Shadows1lover 3 years ago

  • When it plays this slow, he sounds like one of those Star Wars aliens

    tythespy5 3 years ago

  • You mean Jabba the Hutt? ROFL!!!! HA HA HA AH!

    waruishoujo 3 years ago

  • starting at 1:40 its like a car crash

    attic005 3 years ago 2

  • Love the bystander's squeaky laugh at 0:16 XD

    SqueegeePie 3 years ago

  • "screaming with laughter"

    0:19

    Steve669909 3 years ago

  • what the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert i looove that part.

    CybersixMew 3 years ago

  • 0:40

    snooopy4008 3 years ago

  • i cant even begin to explain how gay u are.

    Sonoftutuchoppy 3 years ago 6

  • because you tryed too put the marshmallows back

    yourass117 3 years ago

  • why cant it be normal speed

    DwyerSTC 3 years ago

  • he has a normal speed..go look it up

    punkhayhay88 3 years ago

  • I just like the fast part, you8 should get allll video's of tourettes guy, and make it fast. I'd favorite it and it'd get a ton of views

    happinessrunns 3 years ago

  • he sounds like that thing that comes out of the sand in Aladin LOL

    vball4ever5 3 years ago 5

  • LMFAO !

    that was my favourite comment EVER !

    xnymphetaminegirl 3 years ago

  • 140000 viewer

    xXScoutSn1perXx 3 years ago

  • HAHHAH THIS IS FUNNY

    jintha3 3 years ago

  • Sounds like a bulldozer and a car accident when he backs up in slow motion.

    PetSnakey 3 years ago

  • poooyo esta cagow

    401098 3 years ago

  • HAHA He Sounds Like satan When Its Slow And When Its Fast He Sounds Like a Pised Off Chipmunk

    dethklokm3tal12 3 years ago 3

  • 0:23 LMAO!!! i dont give a shit Shit! SHIT!!!

    mark123pl 3 years ago

  • i lked the part where the torretts guy storms the kitchen i loled at it bad that i got asmha hehe

    beanieboy96 3 years ago

  • "Calm down, calm down, don't get a big dick!"

    lol

    shane1108 3 years ago 3

  • lol uhhhhh too late

    ItsMeGawd 3 years ago

  • when ever he says " oh what the hell, I guess so", he sounds like the Devil.

    kitfisto666999 3 years ago 4