I think this chick has a problem... every single one of her videos is bashing on religion. She's turning into an atheist fundamentalist, pretty soon she'll start blowing herself up on buses...
Nikki the churches is what has turned you away from God. I told you I don't beleive in church. Your still talking to him on your own. 0.06 - 0.09 . You not a true atheist. I knew it before I watched this.
i prefer sandwich's. they may not be as good as cakes or pies but they're humbly delectable. I've had a crisis of faith as of recently though, going off both margarine and butter. now it just feels like I'm eating two pieces of bread and a dead animal.
as my dad says (and he's been eating sandwich's a lot longer than me.) "butter's the glue that keeps a sandwich together.
I was craving for a slice of a typical skeptical spats. Yet I find the creamy debate just divine. The equations tell the versatility of pie, yet the filling argument wont be a piece of cake. As cake is fluffy as pie is crusty, its sinful to assume the difference is equal. Temptations indulges on heavenly cake, where dark is often sweeter than white & only holy intervention persuades a hellish doubter to choose for the light of truth that both pie & cake takes godly intervention to create them.
Oh but what is better then natures wondorous sweets. Apples, Grapes, Bananas, Strawberries. All Perfectly proportioned. Both eaters of Cakes and Pies miss the simple fact that they borrow from the most wondorous of sweets. Fruits. Pies, Filled with fruit. Cakes, like sneaking in the middle layer of fruit. It's just disgusting. How can you taint the pureness of fruits? With all your "math" and "cookbooks", you haven't learned a thing about sweets. For in the end you only taint the original recipe
You're way too young to remember The Thompson Twins song of the same name but...I like all your views. I wish I had the courage to express the in this format myself.
Ok first, He never said in his hobbie section of his profile, that pie was the end all, he simply said....I like pie. Now the word "like" is far different then "the best" or "end all". You then took it as meaning more then what he said, and therefore you lose. I am also sorry to say your argument, was far to in favor of cakes, and only pointed out really the bad pies, and shoved aside the good pies. Good vid though hehe.
As a dedicated pievangalist, I can not resist pointing out pie, with its wide range of varieties, has the ability to satisfy all nutritional needs, while still being very tasty; something you conveniently neglected to mention.
It is also worth noting that pie lends itself to mathematical puns much better cake. However, I understand that this may not be a virtue that you can appreciate, seeing as you could not get the simple equation 'Pie > Cake' right.
I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor for religion folks. At least that's what I got from it. Considering the "one cook book" and the "harbinger of Satan" ... etc
As a Born-again Cobblerist, I resent being lumped into the "Other" category of the Pastryology Pie Chart. It's so typical to represent Cakes and Pies as the only paths to enlightenment. Also, why do they have to be Pie Charts? It's an affront to every True Cobblerist.
Clearly, the Earth is a Cake, not a Pie. Geologist have known for years that the Earth is made up of layers, just like a cake.
Some ignorant Pieists claim that the Earth has a "Crust" and conclude that is must therefore be a Pie. This is a Pieist lie. Everyone knows that Pie Crust is not sweet. But where do we find sugar and honey in nature? On the *surface* of the Earth, the "Frosting", if you will.
Pieism is NOT Science and schools should teach the Frosting vs. Crust. controversy.
I agree one hundre percent. If my friends bought me a birthday pie of any kind I would surely turn them in to the birthday police. I mean, seriously, who would'nt?
stuffed french toast falls in the pie family though. There is no chicken pot cake, nor shepherd's cake. Though there is yellow cake uranium. The true misnomer is cheesecake. Which should be cheesepie. The greatest "cake" in the world is new orleans king cake but that is actually braided sweet bread and not cake. Pancakes are obviously cake because like all cake they're fun at first but by the time you're finished you're sick of them.
I think meatloaf is more of a crappy conglomeration of by-products they put together out of convenience. They trick true cake eaters into eating it because it resembles cake in some ways, but they only aim to make them stray from the path of cakeness.
Meatloaf can be interesting I know a place that does a chipotle meatloaf or a pancetta wrapped meatloaf and they're great. cake becomes bland so quickly. Pie is interesting too. Apple pie, cherry pie, banana cream pie, pizza pie, pasties, hot pockets, calzones, cheesecake which is really a pie, except canadian cheesecake which is a custard.
Cake is a false and fascist faith. That is why cake must shield itself from view beneath icing and false decoration. When one has eaten of the pie then the truth will be revealed. Bland bricks of breadish substance can't compete with crust. Crust is a must. Surrender to the tart of babylon.
In truth I'm not a fan of sweets. When I do break down I don't want to eat a loaf of something sugary covered in frosting. I'd prefer something flakey full of fruit as a desert. And then add in the meat pies and my personal favorite spanikopita, greek spinach pie. Cake acts like eddy hascal from leave it to beaver. It's all fakey sugar on the outside and nauseating banal blandness inside. Pie is humble outside and amazing inside.
I'm with you, pie just can't stand up. Pies are all crusty and heavy, not light and fluffy like cake. Bring me the mint frosting I say! Also, ice cream goes so much better with cake. How could so many birthday goers be wrong?
The Pie < Cake theory has been refuted many times. I don't know why you Cakeists can't just accept it. Open your mind. You just believe cake is better because you were raised in a cake family. People of science and reason largely agree with pie.
I've never heard of pie- and cakepersons before, maybe that is the reason why this discussion seems totally useless to me. Maybe you can enlight me/us why there is a discussion about it, besides maybe some more sugar or meat (??? never knew that existed) in pies than in cakes, although I think there is nothing worse than a spacecake =)
It's unfortunite you are so amazingly beautiful as it is totally distracting from the awesome points you make.
I dont care for either cake or Pie.. what does that make me?
I can't believe there is actually meatpies.. Has anyone here ever had one? Is it simply something like a potpie? When I first heard it I thought it was an innuendo like fish taco lol.
Mincemeat pie!! Mincemeat pie!!!!!! Actually miss, Mincemeat pie dosn't have meat in it at all!! Ha!! Get your facts right!! You Cakeist! Mincemeat is a sort of dried fruit chutney! So there! MuHAhahhahaha! :b
(BTW I love your video! Would of gave you six stars, but only 5 available... :( Oh well, Cakiest! )
The truth lies in donuts. Donuts are backed by mountains of irrefutable evidence while cakes and pies have basically no support. I can go to dunkin donuts and find literally dozens (by the dozen) of delicious donuts, all of which are better than cakes or pies.
Cakes and pies are nothing more than old world pastries made to keep the common folk in line. (let them eat cake) Of course the cake and pie fundamentalists would hate donuts. They free people from oppression.
No, no, no. Neither of you understands the fundamental mathematics of pastries. There is an uncountably infinite series of theoretically possible pastries, each more delicious than the last. Saying cakes are better than pies is like saying odd numbers are greater than even numbers. For any cake that can be conceived, a greater pie can be conceived. For any pie that can be imagined, there is a cake greater still.
These conceptions of infinite series may be difficult to grasp, but only by intense study of their mysteries can one reach true dessert enlightenment.
I know! Perhaps you could both compromise? You make Eddy a Cake Pie and Eddy makes you a Pie Cake. I beg you STOP THIS FUED! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! , Or there my be sugar and pastry shed! :)
I'm sorry.. I thought you were soo close to perfection, now to find out you are a caker. :( It's upsetting.
All I can say is all prase be to the Dutch Apple! Can I get a Yum Yum? And there was much rejoycing.... (actually the formula is pi*r^2 = area of yumminess) LMAO. UR too much Girl. Keep em comming.
Hi Nikki, I think perhaps you missed the point in my comment. I, as you know (or should know), am an atheist as well. I was simply commenting on how humans might have constructed a basic (false) story about religion. Then, over years formed other variations about religion which led us to where we are today, with a plethora of religions. I'm saying that what you and eddygoomba are doing is a GOOD thing!.... Cont.
LoL! I can't believe were even talking about this. It just goes to show you how humans behave. Given one topic: "Pie vs Cake", even as a spoof, every individual comes up with their own little twist on what they agree with or disagree with. Some even come up with a totally separate view, i.e. Pizza, Muffins, Pastriest. It proves how religion could have started as a basic idea, and how humans construed this idea(s) in endless ways. It's a pity that a lot of us never stop to think of how lucky....
we are to possess such an amazing tool such as language. Language, along with individuality and creativity are evolutionary tools which no other creature (as far as we know) possess. We should all consider ourselves very lucky that we are alive in a time such as now.
Frisbees... do not listen to his Lies... He is a Leafest conspirator and non believer in pastries! Down with the non pasty ways of the leaf! They will meet their demise in Heel's Kitchen when they bake for their sins!!!!
You are providing a modern example of how someone can make a belief up (out of thin air) and humans will throw variations on it. I'm merely assisting your point.
I dunno. If animals have mating calls, alerts for dangerous predators and some mourn outloud when their young die, doesnt that count as language? I mean, a sound that conveys an understood message within a group? Sorry, we are supposed to be debating cake and pie.....CAKE! Carrot cake.
While all of you Cake and Pie lovers argue the merits your own belief system. We Ice Cream believers thank the great udder for both of your convictions.
Without the fruit of the Great Udder Cake would be nothing more than dry bread and pie a ball of dust. All hail the Great Udder and all of it marvelous gifts!
Cake and Pie both owe their existence to the wonderous Cream.
I am sick and tired of all you Pastry believers! Don't you realize that both of your beliefs stem from a preposition that both Pie and Cake actually exist? I am, myself, a Pastriest. There is no proof that pastries actually exist! Sure, you will say that pie and cake exist in your hearts, so it doesn't matter what I think. I ask you this. Out of all of the nutritional casualties that your so called pastries have created, what harm have us Pastriests caused? Your words are full of calories!
I must admit, as your video began, I thought you were serious! I was like, "WTF is this girl talking about?". Then I realized your sarcasm. I have to say, this is a hilarious video! You have invented the new "Spaghetti Monster"! Noticed you stepped up the production value in this video, kudos. For the record my ancestors fled Europe, set foot on American soil, and founded the "Caker" sect, so I am a bit biased in agreeing with you. ALL PIE LOVERS WILL SPEND ETERNITY IN A LAKE OF CHOLESTEROL!!!
Cake rules! Pie is gross, and no one should like anything based on the "absolute truth of the pie cookbook" or "having pie in your heart". It's just a fantasy. Cake is much more delicious, and denying that by saying pie is more delicious is delusional cognitive dissonance...
Cakism is evil after all Hitler was a cakist and all nazis ate cake. So convert to our mouthwatering holy PIZZA pie. And though you say Einstein a cakist, Enrico Fermi use-to-bakea-pie for Einstein. Thats way Fermi built the first nuclear reactor, so as to get the perfect temperature for PIZZA..
That's an outright LIE! it is well known that Hitler enjoyed apple strudle, and strudle was even served in Nazi messes. As for Einstein, he spent the last years of his life lamenting ever furthering the pie cause and the "Sicilian Project".
become a Born-Again-Crustian as they say once a Crustian allways a Crustian, you just don't realise, I am not trying to convert you because you have just lost your way to the evil cream and jam filled fluffy sponge.
I hope we are actually talking about food not ANALogy.
I am a follower of eddygoombah but I have to admit that I eat more cake than pie, infact I can't remember last time having pie. In defence of pie it's more complex and labour intensive. O frak-it the Holy pizza pie, I do eat more pie than cake.
Looks like only one solution: Nikki&Eddy will have to bake some sweet pastry togather.
"their willful ignorance of SO MANY fields of research is truly astounding!"
That is the new religion... the new way. Its not about proving things right or wrong, its just about breeding chaos and being thorns in the side of serious research and intellectual curiosity.
FACT: spreading confusion and promoting hate is the favorite pastime of some people. Even if you agree with them they will pretend you don't.
That's why i subscribe to your videos. I want to encourage you and your example.
The teachings of pie have just as much right to be taught in culinary schools as your aptly named "Theory of Dessert Selection". And we pieous people know of the real identity of your hero, Charles "Cake" Darwin: he was a butcher!
Oh you beat me to it. So yeah pies are better. The search of cake will only give you pain, and whatever cube you happen to find, avoid it, and don't let it speak. Were that to happen you must incinerate the cube as swiftly as possible.
Cake is a lie indeed. You don't get cake at the end. Cake<Pie
there is cheesecake and then there is everything else.and a person would only ever eat another desert in order to have a frame of refrence on just how much better then everything else cheesecake is.
"How many cakes you know have a crust??? That's right, NONE!"
Every single cake i have ever seen has a crust. That's what happens to food you put in ovens for long enough... it bakes. Maybe the crust is too small for you to see, but its there; as sure as the germs on your keyboard.
I'm starting to be afraid that ppl will not accept me once they know the real truth about me. Although i do enjoy cake and pie in a moderate fashion, i have to admit that neither gets me going like pasta!
Pasta is the best food. Why eat sweet when you can eat salty? You can make any sauce your mind can think up to go along with your pasta. Pasta is also available and open to all the masses from all walks of life.
FACT: all pies and cake contain SALT, so why is the focus solely on SUGAR?
The idiom, 'take the cake', sums it up. It means to surpass all others. Sorry pie in sky people. But what we should be asking is whether a muffin is a cake or a bread.
The tastyness of foodstuff follows the well-known formula exp(i*X)-1, where X is the food. Let X equal pi (= half of a whole pie, or 180 degrees), and we get the famous Euler's identity: exp(iπ)-1=0 <--- Zero! (Look it up on wikipedia, doubters.)
Hilarious! Seriously, Cake is King. Yes, the capitalization is correct. King, I say!
jasondcblguy 2 years ago
do you ever look in the mirror and realise you will one day end up as part of an infinitely dense particle withing a singularity?
J0RDSKI 2 years ago
I think this chick has a problem... every single one of her videos is bashing on religion. She's turning into an atheist fundamentalist, pretty soon she'll start blowing herself up on buses...
3x0rcyst3m 2 years ago
congratulations, you figured out that i have a theme and don't just do a miss-mash of random videos.
good on ya.
frisbeesANDflipflops 2 years ago
Over pies and cakes?
Seriously?
........
Supersniper47 2 years ago
cheesecake is structuraly closer to custard pie than it is to actual cake.
Danzarr 2 years ago
ur hot
Lucsiferu 2 years ago
Silly child. Mousses trump all.
Maxdwolf 2 years ago
Huhuh! That was wonderful!
Atheism would be a free scavanger hunt for food on a city trash yard. You can find anything but it's all stinky.
alexeirayu 2 years ago
Nikki the churches is what has turned you away from God. I told you I don't beleive in church. Your still talking to him on your own. 0.06 - 0.09 . You not a true atheist. I knew it before I watched this.
jbean195 2 years ago
Vermicelli is the only true pasta.
The Somali pirates are just missunderstood pastafarians. They have become pirates to stop global warming.
My point: IT HAS BEEN DONE.
bimmjim 2 years ago
Haha, abosolutely hilarious!! I needed a good laugh too. Total brilliance, Eddie to.
Well done, Haha, tyvm:)
sashajw1234 2 years ago
Cake and Pie are both inferier to Crumble....
Apple crumble
Apple and Blackberry crumble
rubarb crumble
Plum crumble
They are alllllllll so good
sleepymagpie 2 years ago
∏ > Cake
Even your mathematical formula about cake > pie depends on ∏, provided it is a circular cake :D
therefore I conclude pie greater than cake
pie FTW
luckystrike83 2 years ago
atheism = cake
Christianity = the entire buffet
atruelover123 2 years ago
Christianity is much like Cake in fact.
For as we all known...the Cake is a Lie.
sleepymagpie 2 years ago
Completely agree with you, and pie just sucks lol
darkrift2100 2 years ago
Cookie dough > pie > cake
sorry =(
RationalJunkie 3 years ago
i'm very disappointed in you, friend.
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
I love this. It so nice to see you've finally lost your mind. So I guess pudding eaters are out building Stone Monuments and praying to the moon.
johnbrewer95621 3 years ago
cheesecake!
gairero 3 years ago
HI-LARIOUS!!!
ateymura 3 years ago
Shouldnt that be pie-larious
sleepymagpie 2 years ago
i prefer sandwich's. they may not be as good as cakes or pies but they're humbly delectable. I've had a crisis of faith as of recently though, going off both margarine and butter. now it just feels like I'm eating two pieces of bread and a dead animal.
as my dad says (and he's been eating sandwich's a lot longer than me.) "butter's the glue that keeps a sandwich together.
Dannywafferty 3 years ago
I was craving for a slice of a typical skeptical spats. Yet I find the creamy debate just divine. The equations tell the versatility of pie, yet the filling argument wont be a piece of cake. As cake is fluffy as pie is crusty, its sinful to assume the difference is equal. Temptations indulges on heavenly cake, where dark is often sweeter than white & only holy intervention persuades a hellish doubter to choose for the light of truth that both pie & cake takes godly intervention to create them.
artebello1000 3 years ago
I was so hoping for an allegorical discussion where pie and cake represented two opposing arguments... This was just about desserts.
Still enjoyed it though!
Vertze 3 years ago
You are a real nut cake, but I love you.
Tomiurawan 3 years ago
Pie beats all cake except cheese cake.
fractal420 3 years ago
true
atheelogos 3 years ago
Oh but what is better then natures wondorous sweets. Apples, Grapes, Bananas, Strawberries. All Perfectly proportioned. Both eaters of Cakes and Pies miss the simple fact that they borrow from the most wondorous of sweets. Fruits. Pies, Filled with fruit. Cakes, like sneaking in the middle layer of fruit. It's just disgusting. How can you taint the pureness of fruits? With all your "math" and "cookbooks", you haven't learned a thing about sweets. For in the end you only taint the original recipe
BillTheMagicalTeddyB 3 years ago
Lol!!! Pie is very bad 4 u! Just eat an apple!!!
julzabro 3 years ago
Weeee, subtext is fun! :)
But, my dear, pancakes are clearly in the cake family. Pies have two distinguishing features: crust & filling. Pancakes have neither.
Now crepes could definately qualify as pie when filled with various cremes & fruits.
Fruitcake is like the platypus; exception to the rule but more comfortably fits into the pie category. Definately not a cake.
Hopeful71 3 years ago
You're way too young to remember The Thompson Twins song of the same name but...I like all your views. I wish I had the courage to express the in this format myself.
GiaAndScott 3 years ago
Ok first, He never said in his hobbie section of his profile, that pie was the end all, he simply said....I like pie. Now the word "like" is far different then "the best" or "end all". You then took it as meaning more then what he said, and therefore you lose. I am also sorry to say your argument, was far to in favor of cakes, and only pointed out really the bad pies, and shoved aside the good pies. Good vid though hehe.
You are cute though, and helps your argument.
rbeasley123 3 years ago
great satire,
almosts like something out of douglas adams!!!!
brilliant
garydocool 3 years ago
I like cake, Red Velvet cake, to be specific.
:)
navvellines15 3 years ago
Fuck cakes and pies.. Neither of you have any credible evidence!!
I'll remain asweetist.
unless u bake me free cakes often :P Skeptics can change their positions.
tubeheadz 3 years ago 2
*chuckle*
Welcome to the Discordian Order of those who didn't understand it!
masticina 3 years ago
There is mathematical evidence that cakes are superior! ex: 4(pie)r^2
pies are for squares
(except of course for the boston creme pie)
Gorillathehun 3 years ago
As a dedicated pievangalist, I can not resist pointing out pie, with its wide range of varieties, has the ability to satisfy all nutritional needs, while still being very tasty; something you conveniently neglected to mention.
It is also worth noting that pie lends itself to mathematical puns much better cake. However, I understand that this may not be a virtue that you can appreciate, seeing as you could not get the simple equation 'Pie > Cake' right.
anonymees 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor for religion folks. At least that's what I got from it. Considering the "one cook book" and the "harbinger of Satan" ... etc
RoboX319 3 years ago
Lmao, very well done! :)
JLHARDROCK 3 years ago
As a Born-again Cobblerist, I resent being lumped into the "Other" category of the Pastryology Pie Chart. It's so typical to represent Cakes and Pies as the only paths to enlightenment. Also, why do they have to be Pie Charts? It's an affront to every True Cobblerist.
godelfan 3 years ago
Rotarrius: pies contain childrens souls
Indeed they do. That's what makes them delicious.
MmmVomit 3 years ago
pies contain childrens souls
it's true i tell thee.
the almighty wikipedia told me so.
Rotarrius 3 years ago
So that's it. He starts his own religion. That's...that's just wrong. Cake>Pie.
PieDisliker 3 years ago
Clearly, the Earth is a Cake, not a Pie. Geologist have known for years that the Earth is made up of layers, just like a cake.
Some ignorant Pieists claim that the Earth has a "Crust" and conclude that is must therefore be a Pie. This is a Pieist lie. Everyone knows that Pie Crust is not sweet. But where do we find sugar and honey in nature? On the *surface* of the Earth, the "Frosting", if you will.
Pieism is NOT Science and schools should teach the Frosting vs. Crust. controversy.
9cee2w4wf8a 3 years ago 3
Another note, do you think the Pie and Cake Evangelicals look up to the Pastry God? Hmmm...
aquatix 3 years ago
I agree one hundre percent. If my friends bought me a birthday pie of any kind I would surely turn them in to the birthday police. I mean, seriously, who would'nt?
aquatix 3 years ago
you are all heretics!! everybody knows that donuts are the one and only true answer.. or maybe muffins, which can be suprisingly fulfilling..
supremeilluminator 3 years ago
An argument over cake and pie?!
I had to laugh my ass off... German chocolate cake... *Falls over laughing*
This argument about confections... All this cake vs pie talk... Now I'm hungry for both.
But here's an equation for you.
Cake = Pie
And by equal, I mean equivalent.
deathcard86 3 years ago
I don't understand.. What is it with pie?
Chazz8Zelda 3 years ago
Cake is friggin awsome and so what else is there to say right? :P
SWEETCH3RRYBLOSSOM 3 years ago
Bravo. Cake FTW.
stringX90 3 years ago
Cheesecake, Pancake and cookies are not cakes! Cheesecake is a hybrid of cake and pie, cookies are biscuts and pancakes are others!
The only way to the Pastry is through the Pie!
purpleguy319 3 years ago
stuffed french toast falls in the pie family though. There is no chicken pot cake, nor shepherd's cake. Though there is yellow cake uranium. The true misnomer is cheesecake. Which should be cheesepie. The greatest "cake" in the world is new orleans king cake but that is actually braided sweet bread and not cake. Pancakes are obviously cake because like all cake they're fun at first but by the time you're finished you're sick of them.
ratholin 3 years ago
I hate German Chocolate cake. Coconut is yukky.
HonestDiscussioner 3 years ago
Nobody ever made meat CAKES, did they? DID THEY????!!!!
punkRKkitty 3 years ago
On an episode of Rugrats on Nick, the mother made meat cake.
...*shakes head*
HeadoftheHydra 3 years ago
Ok, the cartoon world aside... it's all such a funny premise though- almost as ridiculous as real religions!
punkRKkitty 3 years ago
is meatloaf a form of meatcake? It has all the properties of cake, though meatloaf is delicious.
ratholin 3 years ago
I think meatloaf is more of a crappy conglomeration of by-products they put together out of convenience. They trick true cake eaters into eating it because it resembles cake in some ways, but they only aim to make them stray from the path of cakeness.
punkRKkitty 3 years ago
Meatloaf can be interesting I know a place that does a chipotle meatloaf or a pancetta wrapped meatloaf and they're great. cake becomes bland so quickly. Pie is interesting too. Apple pie, cherry pie, banana cream pie, pizza pie, pasties, hot pockets, calzones, cheesecake which is really a pie, except canadian cheesecake which is a custard.
ratholin 3 years ago
No, no, no. You can't just take what you like from each because it's convenient for you! There is only ONE truth and that is CAKE!
mayhemmatt 3 years ago
Cake is a false and fascist faith. That is why cake must shield itself from view beneath icing and false decoration. When one has eaten of the pie then the truth will be revealed. Bland bricks of breadish substance can't compete with crust. Crust is a must. Surrender to the tart of babylon.
ratholin 3 years ago
In truth I'm not a fan of sweets. When I do break down I don't want to eat a loaf of something sugary covered in frosting. I'd prefer something flakey full of fruit as a desert. And then add in the meat pies and my personal favorite spanikopita, greek spinach pie. Cake acts like eddy hascal from leave it to beaver. It's all fakey sugar on the outside and nauseating banal blandness inside. Pie is humble outside and amazing inside.
ratholin 3 years ago
What the hell, when did cookies sell out?!
Atheistprimate 3 years ago
I'm with you, pie just can't stand up. Pies are all crusty and heavy, not light and fluffy like cake. Bring me the mint frosting I say! Also, ice cream goes so much better with cake. How could so many birthday goers be wrong?
AnunC8 3 years ago
The cake is a lie!
ShadowTitan1 3 years ago
If cake is to live in bliss without looking for answers, then I agree with pie.
BeautifulSnake1993 3 years ago
Iced pie.
Everyone wins.
oilotnoM 3 years ago
Okay, so up until recently I considered myself agpastryic, but I've noticed that Piests play guitar. And have goatees. That's convincing.
brandonbdx 3 years ago
lmao such an awesome vid, really enjoyed it :P
an00bish 3 years ago
depending on what unit system you use, your equation may be correct. we all know pi~3.14159.... well for cake we have
c=speed of light
a=bohr radius
k=boltzmann's constant, and
e=charge of electron
the units don't work out, but evaluate it and see if your inequality holds.
VeronicaMoser1 3 years ago
Isn't she lovely?
leadedhypercurve 3 years ago
A wise woman once said:
"We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake."
kaeBR 3 years ago
And the science gets done? You're right, cake is intrinsic to science!!
Although... I must say, I am partial to a good key lime pie...
Killua2001 3 years ago
Connoisseur of all things sweet and delicious? Temptation! Yep! Definitely: SATAN!
gizmo2084 3 years ago
The Pie < Cake theory has been refuted many times. I don't know why you Cakeists can't just accept it. Open your mind. You just believe cake is better because you were raised in a cake family. People of science and reason largely agree with pie.
Stop the hate and accept pie.
ericv00 3 years ago
Ok I will say i like cake much better than I like pie but your disagreement over pie and cake makes you both look like a couple of FRUITCAKES!!! LOL
SMandella 3 years ago
I've never heard of pie- and cakepersons before, maybe that is the reason why this discussion seems totally useless to me. Maybe you can enlight me/us why there is a discussion about it, besides maybe some more sugar or meat (??? never knew that existed) in pies than in cakes, although I think there is nothing worse than a spacecake =)
Have a great weekend.
vincevampje 3 years ago
i don't understand what is going on or what these people are saying.
so here is mine: Wii/Cum/Piss:P
xin0 3 years ago
I'm an apastryist, I think you are both deluded. =)
AClssicRkr 3 years ago
It is not us that are deluded, but you. You may think that you are not a pastyist, but in your heart you know that pie is the best pastry.
anonymees 3 years ago
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TheReasonWhyGuy 3 years ago
Aren't pancakes cakes too? Pan-cakes!
Hairysteed 3 years ago
Goombah is amazing!
LeChienNoir88 3 years ago
Pie is better because pie is better. You haven't shown me any real proof that cake is superior. *LA LALA!*
Guardian0487 3 years ago
so what your saying is ... your a cake - scentist ?
Kingknag 3 years ago
It's unfortunite you are so amazingly beautiful as it is totally distracting from the awesome points you make.
I dont care for either cake or Pie.. what does that make me?
I can't believe there is actually meatpies.. Has anyone here ever had one? Is it simply something like a potpie? When I first heard it I thought it was an innuendo like fish taco lol.
Subfightr 3 years ago
Hey, don't put down pancakes!
All Pancakers are Piers. Not all Piers are Pancakers.
Cakers suck.
redcollargedeon 3 years ago
Mincemeat pie!! Mincemeat pie!!!!!! Actually miss, Mincemeat pie dosn't have meat in it at all!! Ha!! Get your facts right!! You Cakeist! Mincemeat is a sort of dried fruit chutney! So there! MuHAhahhahaha! :b
(BTW I love your video! Would of gave you six stars, but only 5 available... :( Oh well, Cakiest! )
pmokadakeisuke 3 years ago
Pies, cakes, whatever.
The truth lies in donuts. Donuts are backed by mountains of irrefutable evidence while cakes and pies have basically no support. I can go to dunkin donuts and find literally dozens (by the dozen) of delicious donuts, all of which are better than cakes or pies.
Cakes and pies are nothing more than old world pastries made to keep the common folk in line. (let them eat cake) Of course the cake and pie fundamentalists would hate donuts. They free people from oppression.
KurNorock 3 years ago
But good person, there are yeasted doughnuts and "Cake" Doughnuts... 0_0 Conundrum!?!?!?
pmokadakeisuke 3 years ago
Those particular pastries are not true donuts at all, as a true donut requires deep frying. The deep frying process purifies the donut.
Anything other than this is just dirty, sinful, if you will.
KurNorock 3 years ago
Are you moderate pieist or fundamentalist pieist?
nanonano73 3 years ago
Correction:
Moderate cakeist or fundamentaliast cakeist?
nanonano73 3 years ago
Its weird you have the same reactions to this pie thing as to your coming out story...
bassist412 3 years ago
what about no-bake cheesecake... it's really pie!
foe1one 3 years ago
It's been...DELICIOUS. Love it.
Ujikaweapon1 3 years ago
No, no, no. Neither of you understands the fundamental mathematics of pastries. There is an uncountably infinite series of theoretically possible pastries, each more delicious than the last. Saying cakes are better than pies is like saying odd numbers are greater than even numbers. For any cake that can be conceived, a greater pie can be conceived. For any pie that can be imagined, there is a cake greater still.
rudyhenkel 3 years ago
These conceptions of infinite series may be difficult to grasp, but only by intense study of their mysteries can one reach true dessert enlightenment.
rudyhenkel 3 years ago
I know! Perhaps you could both compromise? You make Eddy a Cake Pie and Eddy makes you a Pie Cake. I beg you STOP THIS FUED! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! , Or there my be sugar and pastry shed! :)
flips300021 3 years ago
LIES Cheesecakes are pie!!
ISteveRgawdx 3 years ago
I still think cookies deserve their own category. And what do you have to say about Jello? It's basically the atheist of the pastry community.
ZackZappos 3 years ago
There's always room for Jello - in HELL!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
I'm sorry.. I thought you were soo close to perfection, now to find out you are a caker. :( It's upsetting.
All I can say is all prase be to the Dutch Apple! Can I get a Yum Yum? And there was much rejoycing.... (actually the formula is pi*r^2 = area of yumminess) LMAO. UR too much Girl. Keep em comming.
GoodManInCNY 3 years ago
I like all of them pies, cakes and cookies. Why the hate?
Odanrot 3 years ago
There's no hate, Pie is the pastry of love. It's for your own good. I just want you to see the one true pastry.
anonymees 3 years ago
Hi Nikki, I think perhaps you missed the point in my comment. I, as you know (or should know), am an atheist as well. I was simply commenting on how humans might have constructed a basic (false) story about religion. Then, over years formed other variations about religion which led us to where we are today, with a plethora of religions. I'm saying that what you and eddygoomba are doing is a GOOD thing!.... Cont.
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
i'm just giving you shit, man. thanks for the props.
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
i'm sorta drunk, so maybe i misunderstood. later. holla!
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
LoL! I can't believe were even talking about this. It just goes to show you how humans behave. Given one topic: "Pie vs Cake", even as a spoof, every individual comes up with their own little twist on what they agree with or disagree with. Some even come up with a totally separate view, i.e. Pizza, Muffins, Pastriest. It proves how religion could have started as a basic idea, and how humans construed this idea(s) in endless ways. It's a pity that a lot of us never stop to think of how lucky....
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
we are to possess such an amazing tool such as language. Language, along with individuality and creativity are evolutionary tools which no other creature (as far as we know) possess. We should all consider ourselves very lucky that we are alive in a time such as now.
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
hi. i'm nikki, and i'm an atheist. that eddygoombah over there? yeah, he is too.
"It proves how religion could have started as a basic idea, and how humans construed this idea(s) in endless ways."
... welcome to the point.
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
Frisbees... do not listen to his Lies... He is a Leafest conspirator and non believer in pastries! Down with the non pasty ways of the leaf! They will meet their demise in Heel's Kitchen when they bake for their sins!!!!
(oh.... and Pie is the Truth you heathen witch)
eddygoombah 3 years ago
You are providing a modern example of how someone can make a belief up (out of thin air) and humans will throw variations on it. I'm merely assisting your point.
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
I dunno. If animals have mating calls, alerts for dangerous predators and some mourn outloud when their young die, doesnt that count as language? I mean, a sound that conveys an understood message within a group? Sorry, we are supposed to be debating cake and pie.....CAKE! Carrot cake.
UcanbeGOD 3 years ago
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cookies are cake? How desperate! Have you NO shame?
Pure propaganda! I'm flagging this! Enjoy your one star while you have an account.
philhellenes 3 years ago
lmfao, phil!
just wait until the next episode...
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
Well I like rice better than pie and cake.
It's good, and good for you. As opposed to pie and cake which while good- are not good for you.
So eat it!
(...... ha-HA! Double entendre!......)
getonwithitgawd 3 years ago
LMAO! Hilarious! Subscribed!
Bloodmook 3 years ago
pies suck...
cakes are amazing....hmmm orgasmic even!
TheWickedLoki 3 years ago
I'll take a good mousse over cake or pie any day.
zerogutter 3 years ago
God, I'm getting hungry. Someone get me a bucket of pie mixed up with cake.
BryanAJParry 3 years ago
Your interview should hopefully be up and running ... apparently Flip Videos do not like Vista.
ZackZappos 3 years ago
While all of you Cake and Pie lovers argue the merits your own belief system. We Ice Cream believers thank the great udder for both of your convictions.
JimmerSD 3 years ago
Forgive me I meant the Great Udder.
JimmerSD 3 years ago
Damn hippie milkists....
eddygoombah 3 years ago
Without the fruit of the Great Udder Cake would be nothing more than dry bread and pie a ball of dust. All hail the Great Udder and all of it marvelous gifts!
Cake and Pie both owe their existence to the wonderous Cream.
Yippie!
JimmerSD 3 years ago
The idea that dairy products are required to make tasty cake or pie is pure Milkist propaganda.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with Milkism, per se, and it can even be nourishing - if you're a child.
But it's a phase you are supposed to grow out of with adult sophistication and an awareness of the subtle blend of the MANY ingredients of life.
In short, you suck.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 3 years ago
I am sick and tired of all you Pastry believers! Don't you realize that both of your beliefs stem from a preposition that both Pie and Cake actually exist? I am, myself, a Pastriest. There is no proof that pastries actually exist! Sure, you will say that pie and cake exist in your hearts, so it doesn't matter what I think. I ask you this. Out of all of the nutritional casualties that your so called pastries have created, what harm have us Pastriests caused? Your words are full of calories!
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
I must admit, as your video began, I thought you were serious! I was like, "WTF is this girl talking about?". Then I realized your sarcasm. I have to say, this is a hilarious video! You have invented the new "Spaghetti Monster"! Noticed you stepped up the production value in this video, kudos. For the record my ancestors fled Europe, set foot on American soil, and founded the "Caker" sect, so I am a bit biased in agreeing with you. ALL PIE LOVERS WILL SPEND ETERNITY IN A LAKE OF CHOLESTEROL!!!
soulsdontburn 3 years ago
You Two rock!
Excellent exchange!
:D
ravenlaughs 3 years ago
No, you Caker! And no, you Pie-uh-ian (eddygoombah)! The TRUTH can only be found here: pie = cake < candy
Convert from your fiendish Pie/Cake ways and see the light of the Almighty Candy!
nonreligionist 3 years ago
I will have my cake and eat it too. Is that heaven? Pies are bullshit.
samten54 3 years ago
ha, you guys are hilarious.
based on the little i've heard, and his response to this video, i must admit that i am myself a cakeist. there i said it.
shtosuka 3 years ago
Cake rules! Pie is gross, and no one should like anything based on the "absolute truth of the pie cookbook" or "having pie in your heart". It's just a fantasy. Cake is much more delicious, and denying that by saying pie is more delicious is delusional cognitive dissonance...
yay for cake~!
;)
sarah95pekoe 3 years ago
PIE RULES!! It is more nutrisious than cake. And I might also add that you can have it for breakfast, launch, dinner, and desert!
spunkeez 3 years ago 2
Cakism is evil after all Hitler was a cakist and all nazis ate cake. So convert to our mouthwatering holy PIZZA pie. And though you say Einstein a cakist, Enrico Fermi use-to-bakea-pie for Einstein. Thats way Fermi built the first nuclear reactor, so as to get the perfect temperature for PIZZA..
aZeroGodist 3 years ago
That's an outright LIE! it is well known that Hitler enjoyed apple strudle, and strudle was even served in Nazi messes. As for Einstein, he spent the last years of his life lamenting ever furthering the pie cause and the "Sicilian Project".
agryson 3 years ago
In Crust We Trust!!
In Cake You Bake!!
become a Born-Again-Crustian as they say once a Crustian allways a Crustian, you just don't realise, I am not trying to convert you because you have just lost your way to the evil cream and jam filled fluffy sponge.
Remember sponge is full of hot AIR
aZeroGodist 3 years ago
No this is a subject that should breed fanatics. I just don't get all the religious nuts ;-)
btw, Raspberry Cheese Cake is the bomb! ;-)
bpabbott1st 3 years ago
I hope we are actually talking about food not ANALogy.
I am a follower of eddygoombah but I have to admit that I eat more cake than pie, infact I can't remember last time having pie. In defence of pie it's more complex and labour intensive. O frak-it the Holy pizza pie, I do eat more pie than cake.
Looks like only one solution: Nikki&Eddy will have to bake some sweet pastry togather.
>Is pie in the s_k_y
aZeroGodist 3 years ago
Maybe HE was talking about pie
but I'm talking about... pie ;)
mmmmm pie, nothin' beats it
it's warm, tastes great, and gives you this really lovely warm feeling like you could enjoy for as long as you can.
Cake is good, but not enough of them are warm in the middle like pie :)
mmmm pie.
it's twice as good when you're enjoying pie and the lucky gal who gives you the pie is enjoying it too ;)
tillo2008 3 years ago
Cakeists unite!
eddygoombah is over on his thread claiming that everything that is comprised of baked flat dough with a topping is a pie!
CAKE forbid, his teachings ever get taught in culinary schools!
pandstar 3 years ago
their willful ignorance of SO MANY fields of research is truly astounding!
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
"their willful ignorance of SO MANY fields of research is truly astounding!"
That is the new religion... the new way. Its not about proving things right or wrong, its just about breeding chaos and being thorns in the side of serious research and intellectual curiosity.
FACT: spreading confusion and promoting hate is the favorite pastime of some people. Even if you agree with them they will pretend you don't.
That's why i subscribe to your videos. I want to encourage you and your example.
H3RM3S78 3 years ago
We were discussing the wonders of Holy Pizza Pie, my good friend. I advise you to ACTUALLY read what is written...
The Truth is Pie!
The Cake is a Lie!
eddygoombah 3 years ago
The teachings of pie have just as much right to be taught in culinary schools as your aptly named "Theory of Dessert Selection". And we pieous people know of the real identity of your hero, Charles "Cake" Darwin: he was a butcher!
NaoTio 3 years ago 2
that's charles "I LOVE CAKE" darwin.
get it right, pie lover.
frisbeesANDflipflops 3 years ago
1. Pie > Cake !!!!
2. Cake elitists are no better than pie elitists - extremism in any form is just wrong.
3. You've obviously never enjoyed my classic caramel apple upside down pie.
4. "THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE PANCAKE IN VAIN"
5. Leeeeeeave eddy alooooooone!
hunniebee173 3 years ago 2
LOLERSKATES.
artofwar420 3 years ago
CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!
worldlystone 3 years ago 2
Oh you beat me to it. So yeah pies are better. The search of cake will only give you pain, and whatever cube you happen to find, avoid it, and don't let it speak. Were that to happen you must incinerate the cube as swiftly as possible.
Cake is a lie indeed. You don't get cake at the end. Cake<Pie
artofwar420 3 years ago
Word my brother!My your days be full of pie and cool whip!
worldlystone 3 years ago
Loved the video! Great satire!
Freshmanrob 3 years ago
there is cheesecake and then there is everything else.and a person would only ever eat another desert in order to have a frame of refrence on just how much better then everything else cheesecake is.
NemoUtopian 3 years ago
If she's calling pancakes pie, we get cheesecake too... after all it has a crust. How many cakes you know have a crust??? That's right, NONE!
However Nemo, we're not in disagreement, cheesecake "takes the cake" as far as desserts go :)
hunniebee173 3 years ago
"How many cakes you know have a crust??? That's right, NONE!"
Every single cake i have ever seen has a crust. That's what happens to food you put in ovens for long enough... it bakes. Maybe the crust is too small for you to see, but its there; as sure as the germs on your keyboard.
H3RM3S78 3 years ago
right... there are little invisible animals living on my keyboard...
next you'll have us washing our hands before we make our pies.
anonymees 3 years ago
Pie < cake!
EyeeShare 3 years ago
This is absurd. You mock sense and reason.
Ancient recipe books are hopeless, inconsistent and contradictory superstitions of dubious origin.
The Book of Esther Crocker suggests 2 cups of sugar for "Triple Berry Delight" but the Book of Daniel Hines calls for just 1.5 cups.
The history of cake is even more shameful.
The call for "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" has been shown to be the result of a mistranslation of the Hebrew word for "Young Woman."
Ancient texts just aren't reliable.
hairyreasoner 3 years ago 4
I'm starting to be afraid that ppl will not accept me once they know the real truth about me. Although i do enjoy cake and pie in a moderate fashion, i have to admit that neither gets me going like pasta!
Pasta is the best food. Why eat sweet when you can eat salty? You can make any sauce your mind can think up to go along with your pasta. Pasta is also available and open to all the masses from all walks of life.
FACT: all pies and cake contain SALT, so why is the focus solely on SUGAR?
H3RM3S78 3 years ago
My good sir, you are a believer in Pie and you just don't know it... Haven't you ever heard of Pizza Pie?
eddygoombah 3 years ago
Could I propose we try to settle this nonviolently in an ecumenical dessert council?
AtheistAaron 3 years ago
I second that motion! First order of business is to determiine whether cheesecake is cake or pie. I vote pie!
kalin666 3 years ago
Cookies are members of the cake family? Where are the transistional forms?
hairyreasoner 3 years ago 3
You will be baked, and there will be cake.
AtheistAaron 3 years ago 2
The cake is a lie!
(but it makes me feel good to believe in it)
DayfallKat 3 years ago
Do not listen to the false prophets. The cake is NOT a lie!
The grief counseling is, though. =|
AtheistAaron 3 years ago
More proof that cake is better:
1) One can imagine that cake is better than pie.
2) In order to be better than pie, cake must actually be better than pie.
Therefore, cake is better than pie.
0neLess 3 years ago
The idiom, 'take the cake', sums it up. It means to surpass all others. Sorry pie in sky people. But what we should be asking is whether a muffin is a cake or a bread.
bluerhombus 3 years ago
YO normally pie is way better than cake but I'd have to agree with Kalin666 on this one.
Cheesecake is the shit. Whatever the fuck it is, it beats pie and cake without a doubt.
ubergossen 3 years ago
Pie is truth.
Brainmold 3 years ago
isn't cheesecake a pie?
kalin666 3 years ago
Why oh WHY?
For pastry's sake! Why do you try to provoke a schism in the wholyness of Teh_Pastry?
Please stop your wicked ways and return to the one path of wholyness.
Brother and Sister, all is one in the Pastry.
Lay down thy ladles and rejoice in the Pastry, for the Pastry is all, it includes all, loves all and is loved by all.
PEACE
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
What about galettes? A cookie with a pie like filling...hmm. Can cake and pie co-exist?
JimmerSD 3 years ago
Your math is correct, young lady.
The tastyness of foodstuff follows the well-known formula exp(i*X)-1, where X is the food. Let X equal pi (= half of a whole pie, or 180 degrees), and we get the famous Euler's identity: exp(iπ)-1=0 <--- Zero! (Look it up on wikipedia, doubters.)
kvaks3000 3 years ago