TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 28 - Jesse is bad at burning

[SniperGirl1717]

I can not hear TB talk about pinkie without haveing to smile smile smile. :3

[iamnuff1992]

who wants to bet that jessy equipped the bowl in the wrong slot, and is now drowning?

[xSpore2Me3x]

1:45 PINKY THE SLIME LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[matej4753]

so you can deafeat the Eye of Cthulu like 4 or 5 times but a few meteor heads will kill you in a matter of seconds??

[MrAllallalla]

i listened to Welcome to the jungle before i watched the video

[supajenius]

fujimora pantsu started off as kujimora ppantsu the Demon slayer

[AXharoth]

sup

[XavifireZ]

TB: Now we are astronauts, now we can go explore the meteor.

[kwiksilvr228]

I hate to say it but if TB had stayed focused he wouldn't have died

[TerrariaGamer900]

Goblin!!!

:)

:)



[yogman10020]

These guys really cant stick to their missions

[icefanglord]

Jesse reminds me of America from the anime Hetalia...

[WeHateSand]

when totalbiscuit said what jesse said wasn't accurate, i got so angry

there's a difference between accuracy and precision

which upon closer inspection, neither really fit, and he should've just said, "that's really vague"

[blackrockftw]

God, think how TB's World of Warcraft inventory was when he stilled played it. He would've been the guy asking for Jeeves after every boss fight in a raid.

[WeHateSand]

@blackrockftw im the guy that picks up every grey item in the raid to sell afterward

[WeHateSand]

@WeHateSand i'm also the guy with 4 22 slot bags

[TheLPfan2000]

Y U NO CLEAR YOUR INVENTORY OF USELESS ITEMS!?THOREAU SAYS SMPLIFY,SIMPLIFY!

[tntdynomite92]

Jesse = Dumb-ass who fucks everything up, but tends to focus on one thing at a time.

TotalBiscuit = Brit who tends to focus on 8 different things, trying to figure them out.

[kurwakawa]

i saw the title, it said "Jesse is bad at burning"

my thoughts: o good lord WHAT have you done now?"

[jevin72]

Fujimora Pantsu HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dalekprawn]

Goblins: I want to Believe.

[dalekprawn]

Jesse is So Brave.

[Pranzatelli]

Actually, the chemical name for Fool's Gold is iron sulfide.

[TheLonelyBrit]

@xMetalayerx yeah, it's in the new series called 'The Next World Generation' basically because they need to generate a new world to get the new stuff, i.e. The Wall of Flesh and The Twins and such. Finish watching this series and them move on over to that one. I can't remember how long this series is though.

[xMetalayerx]

Haven't watched full LP. Do they play version 1.1?

[paaatzh]

You are both MASSIVE idiots but you've hopefully learned by now

[mibstervonmib]

THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING. hurray for twilight zone reference haha

[operaghostandkitty]

@mibstervonmib YAY!! So I'm not the only one who got that!!

[JasonHalk]

I believe Jesse about the Goblin.

[nethis93]

lmao jesse's fujimora pantsu is making the related videos perverted anime stuff

[xXStampsXx]

As Jessi would say...Your biscuit was Burned.....lol i am sorry (the meteorite scene)

[Ninjonroy]

@MrBoy6868 Ya I'm four hours in I've beat Tim but still havent found pinky.

[MrBoy6868]

i found pinky the first hour of playing terraria thanks again for getting me into that game it awesome

[Talonknife6]

@MrBoy6868 I saw it as soon as I spawned...

[VampireSquidy]

Look at Jesses pants at the intro picture... yea.

[eminemer234]

It should be Jessie is good at burning

[RedJester93]

I know these videos are old now but oh my god EMPTY YOUR INVENTORY PLEEEASE

[Cheezzyy278]

What size world is this?it seems a little to large.

[DanteForever20XX]

0:36 "I wish I had a shine potion"

About a minute or two back (so on the last part at the end) he missed getting one out of a pot because his inventory was full. *SIGH*

[KoCaDrop]

This episode ended perfect lol

[Mirror0211]

I almost spit my tea all over my keyboard when i saw TB with the fishbowl...

[Gamemaster411]

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who always wears a top hat in these games.

[TerranWTF]

@Gamemaster411 I wear the tophat all the time too.. But it looks stupid nowadays because you can see abit of the hair..

[legorex630]

TB "i dont know who your getting with... if anyone"

Jesse "*cries* Ooh i can cut trees!"

[spninkles]

you do know that hitting H it auto-heals you?

[Mrfishguyish]

I love the ending. FISHBOWLS!

[TheRobloxianBruvs]

how do you make a sawmill cause i cant find it in the work bench menu

[thecalli121]

@TheRobloxianBruvs you need a iron chain i think

[lest128]

00:41 00:45 XD

[NathtouLightbringer]

2:40 running past all that iron

[Parrster123]

You returned my gold fish helmet....I am eternally grateful.

[FirestormTheSword]

18:19 rabbit falls down the hellevator

[15fernwood]

TB I don't want to see any more fucking caves

[PsychoStreakBrony]

@15fernwood heavy: CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE

[WormySauce]

I like how TB manages to fall into almost every chasm in the corruption... both times.

[thatoneguy1431234]

TB is an asshole.

[Smokemalboro]

@thatoneguy1431234 explain why?

[EPIKGLaDOS]

i like how theres a real anime with fujimora pansu....

[mimib14]

@EPIKGLaDOS Uhh, no there's not?

[EPIKGLaDOS]

@mimib14 nvm i thawt jesse was ripping off something but nvm



[MagmaJaw]

TB "You really are easily distracted, lets go to the jungle"

2mins later

Jessi "Where are you"

TB "I'm in a cave full of pot"

[lorcan731]

actully the goblin army can now come when you have 200 health

[drawesome555]

your own fault for not storing your gold...

and listening to strangers

[ezfunperson26]

you missed tons of iron.

you drive me crazy.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@ezfunperson26 Because we all know they still need iron.

[irontoast94]

Actualy he is talking about fools gold wich is iron pirite dumbass

[Maviel85]

@irontoast94 Both you and 0jowe are right. Fools gold is indeed a type of Iron Sulfide, and it is indeed called "Pyrite" or "Iron Pyrite", and it's formula is FeS2. Please don't fight.

[ezfunperson26]

@irontoast94 like iron toast?

[0jowe]

actually the chemical name for fools gold is iron sulfide :3

[zdekiKralj525]

OMG TB killed me with bordness at the begining, had to look him doing nothing in a fucking cave.

[PsychoStreakBrony]

@zdekiKralj525 Heavy: CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!

[gino1900000]

a bunny just fell down the hole.18:20

[Topsipopsi]

@17:57 just fucking hilarious

[jonnybirdy810]

jessie sounded even more wrong then normal

"why don't i have a thing?"

thumbs up if you get this

[Keromaku]

I never understood why you dont empty out our inventories when you are home in a chest, you dont need have the stuff lol would help not throwing stuff out

[MultiSuperglue]

00:40 tb: "i went in too a cave and its filled with pot" me: (ROFL)

[simaster98]

should i feel imbarresed for the fact that i shit my pants of laughter when jesse is talking?

[SeeingThroughWindows]

TotalBiscuit... not all Americans are like that...

[pielava12]

hmmmmmmm maybe its a good idea not to bring all your 5 gold with you?

[iRate5Strs]

go to 14:40 turn on captions and see what it says. :)

[XMZStatic]

why don't you guys just bring beds so you don't have to spawn so far away

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

hes not getting ore just to anno the viewers so vewiers annoy them

[takkun34]

i want some of the fan art they open the vids with i look on google but cant find relible ones any help

[Quiltfish]

"... Sup."

Why does this crack me up everytime??

[angelmarine1292]

TB you had mushrooms in front of yo healing potion!sigh........

[JoeUploadsVids]

u need a molton pickaxe to break the meteor along with molton armour!

[samwarrier15]

@JoeUploadsVids lol wtf?, i think u need either nightmare pick or gold pick to collect it and you need an obsidian skull to be able to stand on it

[m4st3rsk44p]

Why is it that Jesse is incredible at making up awesome lyrics to songs off the top of his mind, but is absolutly worthless at mimicing the game's music?

[inrawrwithyou]

Hmm when TB and Jesse are together they always find two hearts yet TB finds only one when he is on his own; THE GAME KNOWS!!

[xECHOSEVENx]

i love how he said "dj destroyer jeff" and now in the 1.1 update the new worm is called the destroyer. anyone think that he somehow planned that?

[Shade373]

@xECHOSEVENx You mean like Eye´s Two brothers?

[TobiCollab]

@xECHOSEVENx He started off with "DJ Jazzy Jeff" because DJ Jazzy Jeff IS A REAL PERSON! He then called it a Destroyer because it kills you. God. Do some research.

[GeneralTwinkletoes]

@TobiCollab Um. What does that have to do with anything at all? I'm not sure what your point is.

[CannedOwl]

@xECHOSEVENx Nope.

[TheShadowExcalibur]

@xECHOSEVENx The destroyer has been there since the beginning, unless you mean the boss.

[happygurl4life]

Jesse is so funny!!! :)

[Toldasor]

Feriumsulfide (or ironsulfide, whatever the hell it is in english. FeS)

[kaibawiz]

The chemical name for Fool's Gold is Fu

[SuperDopeHope]

13:42 it says 42 at the far left side on the screen

[wafflesmcgoo]

Actually, Pyrite is Iron Sulfide. It doesn't have a symbol on the periodic table.

[yddon2]

TB...Clear your goddamn inventory and get organised, I know the series is long over now but you STILL DO IT!!

[LostRequiem777]

@yddon2 It's not "long over"?



[QBAlchemist]

that wasnt a bad Mavin the Martian voice that Jesse made at the end.

"i wonder what happened to my Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator ... and my Fishbowl"

[OmegaQuave]

Why has nobody taken the sound clip of TB chasing Pinky, and overlayed it over Ponies. XD

[ShadowLord32]

@OmegaQuave Because there's too damn many MLP videos as it is?

[OmegaQuave]

@ShadowLord32 I disagree! But opinions are opinions after all.

[tomatonose1000]

OBSIDEAN SKULL

[DoodDC1]

Why are so many people bothered about how they play?

They're mostly doing it to annoy you and you're falling for it hook line and sinker!

Plus it's twice as hillarious when they complain about not having something they hold in their inventory

[tomatonose1000]

@DoodDC1 I KNOW ISNT IT HILLARIOS

[Mattebubben]

Hmm Imagine Terraria in the Trine engine.

[TheZambiaman]

screw Your cave? seriously jessie? r u that desperate?

[toggleshot]

2:45 He's "breaking up" his pot? lol

[TheZambiaman]

@toggleshot lol

[TheElitestJerk]

'Did you read that in a Deus Ex manual?' 'Professor X....' god damnit Jesse listen up would you please

[Jagethemage]

there 1st meteorite encounter went EXACTLY 100% identical to my first meteorite encounter..

:(

[GoddessOfTheWinds]

@Jagethemage Glad it isn't like that in 1.1 because it would have also happened to me! Now meteorites do not burn anymore so I'm happy. XD

[666Shinedown]

I browsed all of youtube countless episodes...so I can LMAO at this moment 17:54

[thepooofdoom]

Hm... DJ Destroyer Jeff... Now, there is a Hard Mode version of the Eater of Worlds named the Destroyer... Jesse predicted the future!

[Timsgtp]

Id rather watch Jesses screen hes always off on adventure while TB is just going further into a cave crushing pots

[bloodsucka17]

omg TB who gives a flying fuck about the cave just go find the medeorite dumbass.

[robbanne95]

TB there is some demonite below you at 5:50

[Veggieman87]

My guess is they never find that meteorite.

[NUCL34RxM0n5t3r]

@Veggieman87 Did you not watch the whole video?

[Veggieman87]

@NUCL34RxM0n5t3r Not before commenting, no. It's a bad habit.

[01Jayden01]

cannot wait untill jesse gets the mario suit and the dj hat

[666Shinedown]

I would have pissed my pants if the meteorite landed on their homes and killed and destroyed everything

[tehkyle00]

So how come in the last two episodes they suddenly decided to start complaining there isn't enough light but refused to place many torches?

[seriall1337]

Did he just say that he was 3000 METERS away?

[Zaxxarius]

I fucking LOVE Jesse's goblin voice.

[VVorlcl]

The picture at the start of this episode is brilliant. Perfectly describes TB's 'Stop your whining' line. Kudos to the artist.

[icancount123578]

I'm really hoping that by the time I get to their latest episode that they have a damn piggy bank!

[TD666x]

I'm still disappointed that Jesse missed an opportunity he presented himself at 5:18 with "screw your caves"...

[ryunosusuke]

Get an obsidian skull

[Kpopbest]

that picture in the beginning makes me feel a little sad lol

and makes me pity jesse

[cowlord02]

You said "POT"

[timeassassin32]

did anyone elts laugh there ass's of from the begining pic

[annihilator127]

* TotalHalibut was impaled by Pirahna

* annihilator127 Ghost was impaled by Green Slime

[BG213121]

Yes!!!!

I knew it was Pyrite. It was at that moment I was proud of my American education. Later on that joy was destroyed by Jesse. 

[XxTvrulesxX]

You. You. You Killed Me! LMFAO XD

[murderkills124]

HA... a meteor HEAD crushed your skull !! XD

[MrImdead]

@murderkills124 -_-

[imegalovehalflife]

13:37 XD

[TW1GGL3S]

to get the meteor you need to craft an 'Obsidian Skull' out of dirt.

[dlj529]

YOU PASSED A SHINE POTION RIGHT BEFORE YOU SAID YOU NEEDED ONE! I'm usually quite pleased with you TB but that was just plain stupid.

[exodon1]

obsidian skull actually

[exodon1]

also you need a pyrite skull or whatever to stand on it

[exodon1]

kill the goblin and he drops cloth that you can use to creat somthing to call and army to you

[Shade373]

11:22 Did he actually said čaj?

[ajandlt]

There probolay was a goblin there is a different type of goblin that you can find without an invasion.

[bwolan]

Parts 1-27:

Jesse Cox repeatedly does things like accidentally jumping of a cliff to his death, mining the blocks from under his own feet and falling to his death, bombing himself to death and pestering TB to death. In other words, Jesse Cox does things that are completely retarded albeit absolutely hilarious.

Totalbiscuit remains composed, reasonable and attempts to play the game in a logical manner.

Part 28:

Totalbiscuit puts a fishbowl on his head and pretends he's an astronaut.

[TheManInWhiteable]

@bwolan It's because of Jesse. I think his antics finally caused TB to snap.

[TheManInWhiteable]

@bwolan It's because of Jesse. His antics finally caused TB to snap and slightly go crazy.

[fleagaunag]

@bwolan They needed to be an astronaut to survive being on the meteor obviously...

[kh2752]

@bwolan he was finally broken 

[JuggerNogger]

@bwolan hes finally cracked

[jmarr100]

@bwolan

Parts 1-28:

TotalBiscuit allows himself to remain semi-reliant on Jesse, out of refusal to turn his goddamn sound on.

[TheDiscoFrost]

@sovietpersonman I think it's, "I'm gonna take a lick on some brick and go ham on it." :)

[MnOstrik]

I like hour that demon eye was in the arena pretending to be the eye of chuthulu XD

[sovietpersonman]

gonna go lick some bricks and get ham on it

[kenbig09]

damn it why youtube!!!! youtube always puts every other episode of this series in the like this video section to the right but the next damn episode!!!! it pisses me off

[TheSarcasticChicken2]

i took the time to fully apreciate the art at the start. it was nice.

[jaxonnobles]

i just beat the eye of cuthulu twice

[DavidELD]

Jesse.... Ar is Argon.... next episode should've been entitled. "Jesse is bad at the periodic table of elements."

[UltimatePikmin]

Pressing H uses the first healing item going from top left down. In this case, it used a blue shroom.

-Hasp

[xboxmime]

Good marvin the martion impersonation :P

[GmodPlusWoW]

@xboxmime Now they are astronauts.