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  • @knobstorm FAK OFF YOU CUNT!

  • sorry onkar judge, that wasn't a solid wall. What was he thinking, he believes he is the supreme law maker on the basis his surname is "Judge".

  • @MBR30MBR30 How fucking dare you... Don't you dare mock Onkar Judge. Onkar is not Tanveer Sandhu; someone who cannot sing. But rather a humble man with an unappreciated voice, talent, recognition of walls and name. For your sake, I sincerely hope the next words to come from you are apologetic.

  • Was it supposed to be Doctor Who?..

  • What have we done to the world, look what we've done. What about the all the peace that you pledge your only son. Did you ever stop to notice? All the children dead from war. Did you ever stop to notice? The crying earth, the weeping shores? Ahhh ohhhh ahhhh ohhhh. Sorry I thought that was a dbddjcne, I thought that was a fler, I thought that was a solid wall

  • This guy is a classic, don't get this anymore on the xfactor

  • thumbs up if u've watched this shit more than once! XDDD

  • When He Said '' Have You Ever Stopped The Notice All The Children, ect'' Sharon Was Shaking Her Head.

  • 1:26

    aahhahahah AU!!!!

  • There's only one judge lol

  • he's as good as misha B

  • "waoaooh!!!!!! woahh!!!!!!!, Sorry ugh, I thought that was a ble, thought that was a fle, I thought that was a solid wall."

  • @iPavz you dumbass, Immigrant Song is a song by Led Zeppelin, he wasn't trying to be racist.

  • Pixie Lotts favorite x factor audition :)

  • my fave audition ever

  • 1:01 Thought he was about to go into immigrant song !

  • You just don't get comedy like this on current series. *sigh*

  • "No, it doesn't hurt. Uh uhhhhhh"

  • 1:33 "wooo ooo uhhhhh"

  • did he take a bath in dirt?

  • "Dont judge the judge, please, because there is only 1 judge, because my name is Mr. Onkar Judge."

    Profound statement if I ever heard one.

  • he is FIT

  • LOOOL ''fuck, sorry i didnt ,,i thought that was a baa, i thought that was beaah, i thought that was a solid wall'

  • I thought that anything involving The King of Popular Music has got to be good....until I watched this...However this is great comedy! lol

  • don't judge the judge. Onkar Judge.

  • Sounds like he was in aganny!

  • /watch?v=jhSvzirw7y0 onkars released this song on my channel

  • "Onkar, what the hell was that?" all that needs to be said, classic Simon

  • Michael JacksonS

  • loook at simon face 0:11.... h.e.l.l....o

  • "It really doesnt hurt, it really doesnt hurt .... oooooooo "

  • Rofl at Simon in the end: "Well that was ridiculous... And he broke the set!"

  • 0:59 is the sound he makes when hes doing a shit

  • NO IM THE JUDGE DONT JUDGE THAT JUDGE BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY JUDGE

  • 1:29 "Doesn't hurt" Lmao...

  • ONKA JUDGE IS A LEGEND!

    Why isn't he famous?

  • this guy live in slough see him all the time

  • this iz bare jokes i woz rofling 4 hours

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  • Cowell has to bite down on his pencil, I was lolling so hard.

  • poor dude...

  • OMG

  • legend.

    1:00 got a rod slammed into his arse

  • Wtf was this guy doing

  • Cracked's link was down, so I found this!

  • @LizaMMX The knee plant didn't disappoint.

  • 1:13...loving it?

  • 1:08 to 1:20 reminded me of a cow and a sheep giving birth at the same time

  • Definetly one of the special ones.

  • anyone know where onkar is from ?

  • @Bethfromwigan neverland :))

  • you can tell he has A+ dental insurance

  • He doesnt even need to look at the screen and hes making the finals

  • Keep pressing 5 for a car alarm

  • I thought that was a flèe, I thought that was a blé, I thought that was a solid wall.

    Baf! *fals on his knees*

    Judge: Aw! That must hurt!

    Onkar: really doesn't hurt,.... Oooooooh!

    judge: are you sure?

  • i literally cry laughing at this

  • pause at 1.09. He's taking a dump lol.

    lmao at 1.34. He's in pain.

  • @02qwerty yo when u said that i took it in hilarious lolol

  • DONT JUDGE THE JUDGE

  • Presenting The King of Crack

  • keep hitting 5

  • thumbs up if the english blokey sent you here ;)

  • I honestly love simon

  • ladies and gentlemen thats why you DONT want to try crack!

  • Onkar with knees like conker

  • @TheGamerBrad and the hands of a wanker

  • TWAT.

  • why did he even run back?

  • "wow thats got to hurt"

    "it doesnt, it doesnt.......ooooh"

  • I bet all the hot chicks dig him when he starts bragging about how he was in karaoke finals without looking at the screen, rofl.

  • after seeing that performance he should legally change his name to 'PLONKAR JUDGE'. ROFL :D

  • 1:20 BEWARE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE. He has placed a curse on all of us.

  • To be fair to him, he sounds better and looks more human than Wacko Jacko did towards the end of his life.

  • cocain is a hell of a drug

  • Long after our civilization is dust, Onkar Judge will still be remembered for this in verse and song.

  • I found him on Facebook...he talks about MJ, X Factor or refers to himself in the third person in every status without fail...amazing.

  • @hannah0maria haha im so tempted to add him... damn new facebook and not being able to see someones wall...

  • @randwan Honestly, add him. He'll definitely accept you. He's delusional to the point where he'll think you're a 'fan'. I cannot stress enough how entertaining it is, he truly is the gift that keeps on giving...

  • @hannah0maria thanks to you i added him and it's the best thing i've ever done with my life

  • it doesnt hurt . Ewwwwwwww!

  • is the guy crying or singing at 1:33 LOOL

  • @TheJGO2112 He's crying in pain LOL Even when a few seconds ago he said "It doesn't hurt".

  • no,no...just stop...thats fucking terrible.

  • ahahahahaha 

  • Timeless. Onkar entertained me far more than Leona ever did.

  • @meanvince hahahahahha its true tough

  • HAHAHHAHA deze man is killeerrrr

    Ga zo door (Y)

    Youre awsome

  • Does he say fuck when he goes into the wall! He just runs back FAIL. When he fell on the floor no it doesn't hurt *in pain* oooh ;) Lol you british people

  • pooo

    

  • It sounds like whale songs...

  • onkar the fucking plonker

  • @Joffan123 u fukin loser onkar is a rock star........n u call him a plonker ...n did u know he turned down going on im a celeb get me out here cus they wernt prepared to pay him the 500,ooo he wanted........what have u bee offerd latley besides ur giro?

  • @ve454545 Lol, stop taking Acid, it intereferes with your perception of reailty, he's a daft fucker who thinks he can sing, and i'm surprided they were prepared to pay him anything! Now stop being silly. And i've got a job you cheeky cunt, the only person collecting Giro here is Onkar the fucking plonker.

  • @Joffan123 lol mate just check his facebook n ul see how big he is

  • lmfao

  • Erm.......ok?

  • cocain is a hell of a drug

  • LMFAO, i love his facial expressions xD

  • Hey come on, he has been in karaoke finals WITHOUT looking at the screen, let's be honest, he's a professional

  • MUHUHWUHAUAUAHAUA XD

  • fuckin quality lol

  • pmsfl......... he landed on his knees and went no it dosnt hurt then goes ooooowwwwwwwwwooooo ahahaha.... you knob... lmfaooooo your shit..!!!!!! dont judge the judge please hahahaha

  • @kimmysbaby LMFAO!

  • I'm sure this guy works down my local KFC , do you want coleslaw or beans!

  • Lmao. He broke the wall

  • omfg.

    It took him like 3 attempts to say, 'I thought it was a solled wall' LOL

  • @ItsLottiee How many attempts will it take you to spell solid right? ;)

  • i think its funny when simon singgers lol

  • "there is only one judge, my name is Onkar Judge."

    "well that was ridiculous"

    LMFAOO

  • 1:21 "fuck... sorry i thought that was a van, i thought that was a fly, err i thought that was a solid wall". I wanna know who his drug dealer is

  • @BigboyDownStairs hahaha right on !!

  • @BigboyDownStairs He has a massive selection to choose from being from the Langley/Slough area!

  • @BigboyDownStairs It's as if he's being magnetically pulled in by an evil force or something o.o

  • Cariocie finals without looking at the screen. He deserves to be put through.

  • He was even trying to say something as he was stepping backwards towards the wall. And what in fucks name was that haunting sound as he got up after falling to his knees???

  • sorry i thought that was a,, i thought that ffll, i thought it was a solid wall!!!!!!!!

    make me piss everytime XD

  • "fuk srry i i thought that was a van i thoght that was a fluy thought that was a solid wall" dis mans jokes he cracks meh up XDD

  • He says "I thought that was a solid wall"

    Lol soooooooooo funny love it!!!

  • 1:26 what in the blue hell did he say!

  • @bruceleefanno1 solid wall

  • @beautifulgirlemma LMFAO he didnt know what to say hahaha

  • I want this guys dealer (Y)

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  • cracked anyone?

  • @TheLolbot3000 you can bet

  • @TheLolbot3000 This is not the worlds shortest man!

  • @disturbed2909 what?

  • @TheLolbot3000 Yah.

  • Why did I just remember this guy!

  • LOOOOOL. THERES ONLY 1 JUDGE...UNKAR JUDGE...LOOL. he was sooo funny yesterday. i love this guy

  • Actually, 1:34 was even better. Man this guy's great :)

  • 0:35 secs....god damn that's painful to watch..

    ;(

  • HAHAHAHAHH

  • wow what a legend

  • Cool!!!

  • Wankar

  • A true performer, he can even sing a karaoke song, WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN, AMAZING -_-

  • Why dont all these idol people make youtube channels and promote their own music then if they are that good?. I'll tell you why because they are karaoke posers who have nothing original to say and cant even play a note or write a song to save their lifes. Idol is nothing more than a circus show so you can laugh at freaks.

  • Owweeee!!!!!!!! Thats gotta hurt!!!!

  • 1:30 Paula's "OW" pisses me off

  • haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaah he sucks ass

  • i think he´s good........without sound

  • I love how at the end he said "My name is Onkar...Judge", looking to the side as he said it, like he can't fucking remember it. I guess keeping your brains in your kneecaps is a bad idea, huh Onky Honky?

  • what is the matter with his skin??

  • "Eh sorry I thought that was a flah...I thought that was a flehh...thought that was a solid wall." Bahahaha

  • lol @ the look of disgust on sharons face!!! OMG !

  • Oh, Simon is trying SO hard to not laugh.

  • Love this guy soo funny!Bless him!x

  • LOL that was so funny when he goes it doesnt hurt and then crys out like it did lmaooo !

  • Wth is wrong with his skin though? =S

  • i've been in kareoke finals... without looking at the screen

    lmfao the best line from a contestant ever!

  • Do not judge the judge!

  • I think it's funny, but sad at the same time.

  • wow

  • Boom.... i though i thought i thou i thought that was a solid wall ......

    i am a true performer i been in carioki finals without looking at the screen LOL

  • IM LAFIN SO MUCH HAhHHahHah

  • hahaa Sharon just STARED at him. Any longer and he would have turned to stone.

  • What's up with the hair?

    And hahahahahaha WTF at the end like? This geeza has some serious issues.LMFAO!!!

  • 1:30

    "wow thats got to hurt"

    "no..it doesnt hurt"

    lets out an "ooooo" in pain....

  • @monkey1234512345 well the next line of the song was ooo, but it makes it funnier because he says ooo like he is in pain lol !! xD.

  • 0:46 ROFL!

  • He sounds like he's having a problem shiting lol

  • OMG LOL.....

  • This is probably what caused Michael Jackson to die of cardiac arrest!!!

  • @sweetblackgirl

    LMFAO!

  • "I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SOLID WALL" rofl RETARD

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL what a NUT hahahahahahaha

  • Lol ., wat a great voice .,lol jk ! :p

  • "There is only 1 judge".

    He now has a Law degree. He will soon be a real Judge.

    Judge Judge in court no.2.

  • @pakiboy6666 Liar He Aint Got A Law Degree He's Studyin Performing Arts

  • lol

  • wow.. ive lost sight in my right eye lol

  • 1:05 - 1:07 SIMONS FACE xD

  • im freinds with Onkar Judge, the ACTUAL person on facebook! omgg he is a Ledge! he still does gigs and everythingg :L

  • Me too :)

  • HERO!!

  • omg lmao wat a tard

  • Luv Onkar...Dnt Judge The Judge, Please!!!

    Yo Lo Amo! Onkar Siempre!