MST3k 522 - Teenage Crimewave

[ibarfonyourface]

"i'm mom now!"

[ChaoticYak]

Wait! Where's the ending where Frank keeps getting sprayed by Dr. F.???

[ChaoticYak]

I do not understood why it is that Jane didn't say anything to the cops at the very beginning. She didn't like any of those people, but still she refused to say anything about who the guys were. Why not?! Idiot.

[GSeward]

I love the end scene of this movie, which takes place at the Griffith Observatory here in LA. I've been there a few times, but from now on I'll view it as the "climax setting of 'Teenage Crime Wave' ". Well done, sirs.

[pretorious700]

@GSeward Also famous for "Rebel without a Cause"

[terminalsoup]

I'll have the Miles O'Beef with a side of potato chips.

[TheGreatPlasticLion]

I think I could handle a Manos: Ham of Fate sandwich, as long as it doesn't come with a Ceasar Salo. You really don't want to know what they put in a Caesar Salo.

[bawoman]

Lol,whats with the french movie at the end?

[analogkid01]

@bawoman - it's from 1990, it's called "C'est La Vie," directed by Diane Kurys.

[Kitschensyngk]

"Luckily I took a class in observatory maintenance!"

"I TOO took a class in observatory maintenance!"

[lilpimpinization]

TITTIES!!! 1:24:55 lol

[TheAccountsSuck]

This isn't anything like the time we had the People's Limbanese Army here.

[TheAccountsSuck]

Crow's Newsreel Guy voice is the best ever.

[lmnparrish]

"Plot convenience news!"

[Morzox]

Women all had dangerously angular breasts back then...

[GSeward]

@Morzox They'd poke your damn eyes out.

[DickieAnginson]

"You didn't tell me you had a seed catalog, old man!"

[RichterTheEternal]

I tried to watch most of this MST3K movie back in the day when it first showed, but I just couldn't get past on how bad this movie was. Even with their riffing it a new one, I couldn't wait till the end of the show/movie, so I watched something else.

[snarkus63]

(0:49:02)Ahhhh,razzafraggin' Colonel Mustard,I'll show him!!!

[TheRogueWolf]

Man, I could really go for a Manos: Ham of Fate sandwich right now. Maybe with some Bert I. Gordon sauce, for that extra cheesiness.

[MrFecalimpaction]

so no opening sequence and instead of a stinger i get a french film

i still loved it, anyone else catch the reference to hp lovecraft?

[shandelear]

the ending is a bit,...'incongruous', what with the French family at the beach and all....

[sshuisken]

Did any of the other here Minnesotans catch the Rosedale Center riff around 7:05?

[Schone23666]

You know....I think this movie actually inspired a tv series several decades later....7th Heaven! (And possibly other shows of the era such as Dawson's Creek, etc.) =P

Really, think....this movie comes down like an anvil on teenagers who even so much as SLIGHTLY go against the law and proscribed morality, and the "good guys" are all lawful, God-fearing, apple-pie loving citizens. Just transplant the same idea to the late 90's/early 2000's for a "teen oriented tv show". Sound familiar?

[Naxwell]

"I'm mom now!"

I like the girl that plays Terry, she's cute.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

step on my 8x10 will ya?

[scottdavis0801]

This is one of those episodes where I actually find myself watching the movie instead of listening to mike and the bots. Doesnt happen very often!

[1986zls]

wow remember lumpy faced guys before you take your girl out for a drive be sure to take a drink of an alcaholic beverage. Thats what my father always said!

[sternechamere]

This is my new favorite Thanksgiving movie.

[Demelza1964]

I agree with whoever said they're the worst parents ever! Yikes!

[Charla1606]

Too bad it's not the entire episode.What's the french one towards the end called?Started getting into that.

[Tustin2121]

@Charla1606 @wwmadi I think I managed to match up character names in that clip to a movie. From what I found, the french movie at the end (1:22:33) is called C'est la vie, released 1990, written and directed by Diane Kurys, starring Nathalie Baye, Richard Berry, Zabou, etc. See imdb /title/tt0099200/ and Turner Classic Movies (tcm) /tcmdb/title/70564/C-est-La-Vi­e/ :)

Also, be forewarned that the title C'est La Vie seems to be a really common title among movies and.... music videos....

[Yapshire]

You know, I'm not a very good-looking guy, so I know when a hot chick shows interest in me, she's after something else. Mister Lumpy at the bar should have known this.

[johnwriter8234]

"Key Largo" "Desperate Hours" .. this version of that theme is the best,,,, "for ME to POOP on !!"

[evilnewwargod]

And here's one of my many favorite riffs:

44:23 - "What are you, Henry Rollins?!"

[evilnewwargod]

I love this stupid movie! Tommy Cook overacts so much that he becomes hilarious! This is a horribly underrated episode because of the supposedly unbearable movie. I'm shocked that more people prefer that lame bit at the end with Frank constanly getting sprayed with the mace mousse and screaming his head off (Which is missing here. analogkid01, is this your own recording? If not, where did you get it?). How is THAT not annoying, but this movie is?

[EternalGuardian07]

I hate this movie because it's so annoying, but these guys make it SO worth it.

[Unwyze]

Poor little fella. He's got so much to say but no one wants to talk to him.

[RetroToledo]

Too bad you didn't get the opening of this episode.

[CCNuck]

Holy crap. Worst parents ever. Wow.

[applebonker141]

40:53 LMAO!

[applebonker141]

40:53 LMAO!

[WhiteTiger225]

So why do all "Bad Girls" sound like they are played by 14 year old femmey boys?

[WhiteTiger225]

25% of crimes in this country are committed by teenage youth!

Great! Lets ignore the 75% committed by everyone else :D

[lickstickly]

Every time i think i know my favourite MST3K episode i watch another one and have to revise, i just love em all

[pretorious700]

They forgot the quintessential doughy guy- William Frawley!

[lastxwriter]

So let me get this straight. Her parents let her get thrown in jail for something she didn't do because... why, exactly? Geez, these 50s movies are dark.

[applebonker141]

@lastxwriter I know, right. The ending for "The Violent Years" was pitch-black. >_>

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

@34:52

LMAO!!!!!

[cocosilk]

34:30 Love it! I have the song on my iPod. One of the great songs of the 80s!

[royalsapien]

Analogkid, you are the best. I'd send you my hero of the day statue if I had one.

[TheGunboat]

Mystos! The reasonably enjoyment maker!

[Tareltonlives]

And right off they start with a Star Wars reference. I love this show.

The chubby loser getting in over his head with foxy chick. Why does this scenario look familiar for me? Usually it ends in the bar and involves fewer firearms.

Ah, nothing like a movie completely devoid of likeable characters. I'd actually say this is one of the worst MST3k movies if I didn't know better. A 30 second catfight is not worth the rest of this bummer.

Fellow Doughy Guys, STAND TALL! (if you can)

[GoblinXXX]

@Tareltonlives C'mon, there's likable characters! There's that one guy, who... No... Well, what about the girl... No... Ok, you're right, there are more likable characters in an ELI ROTH movie than this turd-burger!

[christimacc]

MITCHELL!

[approximeat]

"Can't we have a normal Thanksgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?" Has Mike been to my house for Thanksgiving? That makes me think so.

[emh12089]

"This movie is forty minutes of hard driving livingroom action!" LOL

[emh12089]

"That was a walmart frame."

[sleepyhollow783]

The beginning and end credits are the best parts of this episode. Too bad they are missing! Hope someone will repost the whole show.

[ChaoticYak]

There's that sound again. Leave our house! What do you want?

[ChaoticYak]

I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.

[wwmadi]

what's the french movie at the end?

[wwmadi]

"You are the dream warrior"

[jollyfolly57]

Go ahead, have it out. A Teenage Crywave...

[vlcupper]

Have I lost my mind or is this the entire episode? Analogkid, I think I love you.

[analogkid01]

@vlcupper - so what are you so afraid of?

[Vilvos]

@analogkid01

he's afraid that he's not sure of a love there is no cure foooooooooor

[turb05]

Man, I really don't like Julie Andrews' role in this film...

[mrgb46]

What was the purpose of the son who was in the Army if he didn't try to get the gun away or got fooled by Terry and the gun??

[tripoli911]

I can never get over the ridiculously inappropriate photo of the brunette they show on the news.

[Tareltonlives]

@tripoli911 "VA-VA-VA-VOOM!" LOL

[RobertMuldooJP]

"You've got it all wrong....=You're working for me"

"Can I have the day off?"

lol...

[TheDeadhead76]

"you cross us up,the old lady is dead"

"am I get through to you?"

"I'm thinking it over"

[TheLackofattack]

Fascinating, Captain.

[experimentationalist]

"You're dirt, Terry.  He'd never touch you."

[Snazz15]

Only MST3K would sing a song about doughy guys. :)