Brian Regan Live - Airports and Newspapers

[kinsmed]

Saw Brian in Portland one year, Seattle the next, and Tacoma after that.

Different material each time. Met him outside after Tacoma.

This guy loves his job. And his employers.

[gymnastgirlflips]

lol I completely agree that everyone stares at those monitors with this slack faced expression trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

[fudzzz]

"'...and after a nine year trial the jury finally came up with a verdict of continued on page 26, column c' I guess I'll never know" LMAO!

[fullyay]

like flies to a carcass, so are people on youtube to the racist/religious/opinionated arguements.

You can find them in the comments on almost any type of video. a Totally unrelated arguement.

I'm not surprised anymore, its almost funny

[XTREME898]

I could tell there is some Fat lady in the crowd

[GoblinXXX]

Well, that's really kind of a safe bet unless it's a crowd of supermodels. There were probably some folks who didn't know what "arrival" and "departure" meant, too. ;)

[MrChug]

There's a very distinct "fat laugh"...don't lie, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

[fullyay]

LOL

[HungAzn]

HAHAHAHAH

:44 - :48

[ronnysoeberg]

@XTREME898 you mean the chick that threw up at 43 seconds?

[Gvanillavodka]

ew that lady is gross

[quincee33]

lol, i never noticed her laugh and cough until now....

[affluence8]

You know when the audience cant even breathe. It's a good sign.

[papercutonmybrain]

wow you are a retard if you believe that

[miketacoma5]

I bet she drinks too....and wears a moo moo

[nicksgirl71]

hilarious (moo moo)

[liljjr4duke]

maybe hes just funny? thought about that

[xxDarkAwpxx]

the one who keeps coughing in the background must be a smoker.

[xxDarkAwpxx]

that makes no sense

[kellie1511]

lol! xD

[rrdalrymple]

you're just retarted

[BrianBot1]

Your racial comments are generally unpleasant

[encfam]

More than half of my family is what you might call a Nigger. And I think you belong in women juvy

[FireRush50]

...lol? nigger means 'ignorant person' doesn't necessarily mean blacks or whites.

unless you knew that, and are calling half of your family ignorant and trying to make it seem like s/he is.

[brcbrtn]

Some people laugh so hard that they cough. What's the big mystery?"OMIGOD!! A WOMAN IS COUGHING!! SHE MUST BE A CIGARETTE SMOKER,THAT'S WHAT SHE IS!! C'mon.

[9tailedfox96]

lolz and yea, i think she was

[jnoble12]

it sounded like a woman is choking to death in the audience

[DanielGardner]

"I guess I'll never know". :D

[plutowarrioress]

"Mom, did you read this!?" Best. Part. Ever.

[WoWmetalhead666]

the adio is to fast

[happy0ninja]

mom did you read this? lolol!

[jota2much4u]

good, but not well definition, u know?

[UncleBuck111]

That was hilarious!!!

[Williambert]

That wasnt a smokers cough. She was sick. Smokers get flem from coughing and she had a very dry sounding cough. This was taken in November. Alot of sick people in November.

[aimpointclick]

you should work for CSI, cus your really precise in your analysis of that womans cough

[Williambert]

While I was letting it buffer I was reading the comments and there were like 30 comments about this broads cough. So I was paying attention to her cough more then the skit.

[9tailedfox96]

same

[Khakidoodler]

I'm sorry Williambert :) , but I think you're wrong about that. Smokers cough up tar, not phlegm. :)

[Williambert]

The tar comes up coverd in mucas. Thats why it is brown. Its phlem dude. Trust me.

[migo53333]

you guys are actually debating about phlegm????

[eriksoccerm]

Brian Regan, one of the most talented comedians alive today.

[SaintRive]

What did he say?

From 0:30 - 1:43?

Did'nt quite HEAR IT!

[Katelyn911]

0:30-1:04:Well here we are arriving!Start looking for signs!I don't think people can look more dumbfounded than when looking at airline moniters at the airport.whole families just WANNA GO HOME!

[SaintRive]

Thanks, Kate.

That made sense. My volume is going crazy.

[mysterytrain1ent]

ummm cough cough COUGH WHHHHEEZZZZZZZZE

[MysteryPerson852]

im with HeDiEdFoRmE but idk if she's black

[HeDiEdFoRmE]

there's always that one black woman who won't shut up and laughs at everything

[Chickenetta]

do you SEEE the people laughing? you are an idiot.

[AtomicCreep]

the funniest part about telling jokes to a smoker is watching them cough, good times...

i like to race them up the steps for shytz n giggles, too

[xXMiddyXx]

All I heard was the chick hacking and wheezing

[dragonriderxl1]

Yea this was a sad video i couldnt watch it either Brian is king, i would like to watch a video that is actually worth it.

[norrobbins]

sad sad video with terrible sound. I couldnt watch it. Brian deserves better.

[ibaweasel1]

haha...funy ..the picture quality is not great but..watch you guna do?...ill tell you nothing!!

[steelsriorancho]

lol i love bryan regan hes awesome! funny

[ThroughTheEyesOfMe]

then spell his name right?

[SeptimalMoon]

WOW, don't choke lady!

[kerfuffle14]

"Huh, i guess i'll never know." ha ha. i luv this guy.

[DaJugglingFool]

=) woohoo!

[breanne911]

brian regan has to be the best stand-up comedy of all TIME

[tomuchcamoflauge]

silly

[Dirtbiker400]

Sounds like a woman is going to die at the :44 mark.

[morpher910]

ur right all through 0:40 to 0:50. and in like the 1:30s.

[BritAussieDude]

It takes a REAL COMIC GENIUS to be funny without smut or foul language every sentence.

WAY TO GO BRIAN!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

[rfb580]

My thoughts excactly!

[wickkidda]

MOM DID YOU READ THIS??