Mordin's Not Interested!

[Happypast]

WHY MORDIN! WHY!! :'(

[tontsa911]

Why is the female Shepard so goddamn hot!

I have never played ME1 or ME2 as female :(

[xPwnzanichx]

@tontsa911 As I recall it took me awhile to make her look somewhat decent. :P

[Ralokone]

oh . . . . thats okay .. . . I didnt want you

turns around (single tear falls from my eye)

[darkguardian1314]

Mordin is like Mr Spock on caffeine.

[Garrus1995]

He's definitely thinking about it.

[dudemiester56]

Yeah, i got this with a male one too

[illinoisstalker]

I got this even though I played a dude.

[Aizec300]

Mordin and Samara are soooo badass,they show Shepard that they cant have anyone they want :D

[Bexteron1990]

Mordin: "If intended to try human, would try you."

Femshep: "Err...thanks?"

[AqwaGaurdian]

Hey he's not interested in humans

But if he were, he'd go for you

XD

[Schone23666]

I really do like the look you gave your Femshep, especially around the eyes. Do you still have her facial code? I might want to try her look for my Femshep.

[xPwnzanichx]

@Schone23666 Thanks, but I don't know what the settings were. I just spent aloooot of time trying to make her look good...I tend to do that with all games where you can create your player and stuff. :P

[adgmarlo]

Weirdly, this happened to my Male Shep... o_O

(I didn't use Gibbed's or anything, just a normal playthrough)

[nytroboost]

where was this? i don't remember this conversation in the game. actually i have no idea who this alien is.

[Keitou]

Sorry Shepard Mordin is married, TO SCIENCE!!!

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

That was hot.

[truesuccsessor01]

When is this conversation available.

[PlagueOfBabies]

for some weird reason this conversation happened in my male playthrough

[MarcinDify]

@PlagueOfBabies Same with me, loloz

[UtopiaKat]

@DragonCaraneth

Actually, if you read there biology in ME2 it states that there all female but reproduce by melding their DNA with another species or another Asari

[CJC7472]

@UtopiaKat Do you just so happen to have an xbox live account?

[UtopiaKat]

@CJC7472 Yup :)

[DragonCaraneth]

@UtopiaKat Then why was it established in ME1 that they were monosexual? The codex entries and Liara both stated it.

[UtopiaKat]

@DragonCaraneth Dont ask me. ME2 says it

[Minnakht23]

@DragonCaraneth Yes. Monosexual. One sex, all female, no males. Every asari capable of melding and giving birth. Sex characteristics match human female. *inhale* Thus, humans adopted word female. Refer to only asari sex as that.

[littlechefrulez]

@Minnakht23 That was awesome. xD

[theRealAnonymousRain]

lol this happened to me as well, I was trying to get paragon points...

[Warlock952]

Your FemShep is one of the few decent lookers.

[xPwnzanichx]

@Warlock952 Heh, yeah...I took way too much time trying to make her sexay.

[bolastube]

@Warlock952

Try this one:

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[renkol123]

It was so weird when my male Shepard got that information. Felt kinda awkward. *shudders*

[Sakubo79]

"Very little Sex drive"

HA!! I know plenty of humans that applies too...

[cmarq300]

@theDestoroy Actually, the asari are an all female race. No males. They can reproduce with any gender member of any species, but they have a strange form of reproduction known as the Merge. They fuse their nervous system with that of their partner, making them one being for a short while.

[DragonCaraneth]

@cmarq300 The Asari are not female, they are monosexual, which means no male/female differintiation. They just look female by human standards.

[VinnieLepore]

@DragonCaraneth Asari have vaginas..... trust me...... I know.....

[superkeijikun]

Mordin is a pimp, a straight-up G.

[merksperk2]

LMAO he says the only way an Asari would ever hit on him is if she has mental problems.

[DrDumb002]

Oh, Mordin! Breaking hearts, left and right :D

[zeldaking320]

Scene's funnier with a male Shepard, even without the awkward Ho Yay. Male Shepard's voice sounds hilarious when he tells Mordin he's "No interested".

[littlecrazyneko411]

OMG OMG I can't breath, I lost it XDD I so fucking lost it. I am laughing way too damn hard it hurts XDDDDD

[15GamingGuy]

For me, would recommend trying not to die and would prescribe a wheelchair. Giggity.

[WaxedLegs]

i fucking love mordin

[TheBastard97]

Mordin: "No offence intended. Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If inted to try human, would try you."

o_o

[Metalhead15712]

Am I the only one that wonders this:

How come you never see female Turians, Solarians, Krogan, or any others (besides Asari and human) in the game?

[TheBastard97]

@Metalhead15712 Because they're climbing their windows and they're snatching your people up. And they're gonna try to rape them so hide your kids, hide your wife!

[Metalhead15712]

@TheBastard97 o_0 uh..that didn't answer my question.

[TheBastard97]

@Metalhead15712 Basicly the males hide their kids and wifes in fear of a rapist :D

[th3d3storoy3r]

@Metalhead15712 Actually it IS POSSIBLE to see a female krogan in ME2 on tuchanka and asari are BOTH male AND female (Don't ask)

But you do have a point though, why no female turians?, why no female salarians?

[LaughJester9000]

@Metalhead15712 actually, they showed a female turian in the comic. They mention female krogan in the game, and I suspect some of the sularians you see can be female.

[Ijustcomment010]

come on mordin give me yo sugar

[NeverletyoufallNever]

I love Mordin, he's so funny

[PlanckLimit]

Mordin shot you down.

feelsbad

[Jackrhion]

mordins the sheldon (big bang theory) of mass effect

[Osirus3296]

LOL after that speech even you didn't know what to say... !

[friartuck000]

Actually my species doesn't have bones, we're supported by a system of fluid filled bladders.

[MikaelDryden]

@friartuck000 OH MY HAT, YOU ARE A SQUID MAN!!!!

[awesomeJoz]

Mordin's a fucking PIMP!

[Warspartan09]

I got this conversation with mordin when I was a guy, the first thing I thought was "Does he think I'm gay!?!?!?" then I laughed my ass off afterwords

[nickkcin12]

@Warspartan09

Likewise. Mordin is very funny.

[Xarieq]

0:48-0:54 ankward silence

[xPwnzanichx]

@Xarieq haha, yep...I find that part pretty funny aswell.

[tzeqin]

I had the reach, but she had flexibility \m/

[commandershadebetter]

Oh baby Mordin, I want to try you too.

[DrOctogonapus131]

Anyone seen the volus on illium buying his e-penis?

Or the quarian with "neural stimulators" in her suit?

Man, bioware needs to hose down the studio 0_0

[Winter1012]

Medical matters Mordin? Really? xD If he were a romance option my Shepard would romance the heck out of him. There's no need for this playing hard to get tactic he's trying.

[Vampress777]

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!1

[Vonhooverhiggen]

lol i romanced tali and this conversation came up cuz i always talked to mordin cuz he's hilarious, i guess he took it the wrong way

[himeXUlq]

LOL!

[zeldasrevenge]

in ME3:

*Mordin walks into Shepard's room*

"Shepard. Intend to try human now!"

[LadyBarricade]

@zeldasrevenge That should totally happen! Mordin needs some loving time

[zeldasrevenge]

@LadyBarricade i have to admit, i was slightly disappointed that he wasn't a romance option. i hope he is an option in ME3 lol. that should be...interesting :)

[LadyBarricade]

@zeldasrevenge I was disappointed too :<

He needs to be available in ME3!!!!!

[MizzNaaa]

@zeldasrevenge LMFAO!!!! I can't get that image out of my head! LOL

[chainedinmisery]

@zeldasrevenge THIS! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! SERIOUSLY!

[mkhedart0mt0avari]

@zeldasrevenge You forgot the sharp inhale.

Ain't no Mordin joke complete without a sharp inhale thrown in there.

[NeverwinterKnight77]

ROFL, Krogan sexual deviants! I also thought this was twice as funny with male Shep. Mordin is very entertaining.

[gigglechainaffect874]

Mordin…the only character to resist Commander Shepard’s charm.

[mrbattlenet]

me: what the fuck are you two talkin about? mordin i dont really want another talk about the bird and the bees so im safely assuming your nervous and couldnt tap dat and you ya fuckin weirdo what made you think you could fuck right here on the ship OH YEA and i ate all your fish fuckin tasty

[zentarim2]

Mordin....

dumping bitches since 2159

[obliviochamp5986]

mordin says the same thing to male shephard...apperantly he's a bisexual little fast-talker

[visceralegend]

Damn now I'm curious about his reaction to other replies, but my shep is romancing Garrus already u.u

If someone would post them I'd be very grateful.

[Sursion7]

Oh Mordin. He does try ^_^

[NarutoRocks500]

Mordin did this to me and i was a guy and i was like WTF.

[kodfisk]

subset of krogan deviants enjoy salarian flexiblety

in my imiagination mordin would get crushed under a krogan

[xPwnzanichx]

@kodfisk Yeah, but Mordin has a crush fetish! :P

[andrewkilroyable]

@xPwnzanichx Or as the Krogans would say, Mordin is a crush fetish!

[TarielMaeda]

@kodfisk Mordin: I had snu-snu

[SpecialHelmet]

Awww ;3; I kinda liked him too. Damn.

[Viscupelo]

"If I intended to try human, would try you."

Smooth Mordin. Smooth.

[Deathedwish]

salarian reproduction different. very little sexy drive. If intended to try human, would try you. LoL

[MyGamingVids]

Mordin's a pimp

[darthopal]

LOL, "If intended to try human, would try you" LMFAO

[gurezurei]

Sorry but I choose the Renegade. I caught him before he could reject me . . . hahahah~! He's tongue-tied.

[Acoontey]

GINGER SHEPARD!

[xPwnzanichx]

@Acoontey She's not a "ginger"...she's just a whore who died her hair red! :P

[Ginteru]

@xPwnzanichx

In the future all Humans will be whores.

[xPwnzanichx]

@Ginteru I'm fairly certain that the "future" is close then, I think we're looking at about 97% whores right now. :P

[otterdude1]

@Ginteru Apparently all women are already whores for Thane.

[erikvduyn]

I'm not imagining Mordin getting it on with a krogan in a very strange position, thanks.

[stigmastudio]

wat happens wen you say "your joking with me." the usual thing or somthing different.

[xPwnzanichx]

@stigmastudio At the time I had saved it and went through all the options, and as I recall he got offended. Can't remember the exact words though...

[underdog353777]

Salarian flexibility...

*Shudder*

[OliviaNooblets]

Lol did he imply he might do FemShep?

That made my day XD

[shocker1093]

At first I only talked to Mordin cause he was right next to the briefing room and I just didn't like Jacob but later on he became like a proper friend lol

He has the best lines in the game hands down

[Thespacklerfier]

...''If intended to try humans, would try you.'' Ahh Mordin you smooth talker

[xPwnzanichx]

@Thespacklerfier He always knows just what to say.

[wonkycrayons]

I actually freaking love Mordin, I'd hit that!

[Heligoland43]

lol. that is win. how do you get him to say that? just not have anybody else locked in, when the time comes around for "the talk"?

[xPwnzanichx]

@Heligoland43 Just go and talk to him as often as possible and he'll end up saying it. I think after this, he ends up saying that I visit him too much and that it's "effecting morale", haha.

[sonicjimmy]

he say's the same thing to male's to lol i got the something

[thuguete]

Very little sex drive? Oh shit...

[FireyFiringFire]

Lol 1:03.

[tacoblocko]

lol who WOULDNT be attracted to mordin? especially after he sings to you XD

[TheIDCLeader]

He also told me that... I was on a male Shepard... And I was one conversation away from him giving me his advice on human/quarian relations...

It felt weird...

[echostar2007]

Haha isn't someone a little fool of themselve! My favorite is when he sings.

[xPwnzanichx]

@echostar2007 Hehe, yeah...I have a video of him singing his heart out, aswell.

[echostar2007]

@xPwnzanichx Lol cool. He's not a bad singer he should enter Alien Idol.

[bradknighter1994]

O_o ive wanted to try human would try u o no he didnt

[doctorishannay]

I imagine some female Turian lusting after Mordin in a seedy bar, greedily eyeing up his delicious skin tone.

[xPwnzanichx]

I think Mordin's skin tone is the perfect Hue of Hotness.

[misterhalo2007]

He told me this too but I was a guy shepard >.>

[wikiporno]

@doctorishannay Stop, you're getting me turned on.

[Luminak]

Haha! I love this conversation, too bad there wasn't an option to tease him about relationships (save for when you ask 'you've had members of other species make a pass at you?'). You're shepard is really pretty by the way ^_^

[xPwnzanichx]

hehe yeah...I made different saves so that I could choose each option without getting renegade points. And thanks...hah, I took my time to make her pretty. :P

[IanJD151]

Mordin is brilliant. Him and Legion are my favourite characters from the new members in ME2. He easily has some of the best lines in the series.

[xPwnzanichx]

Definitely. I think mE2's strongest aspect is the characters, they are all very different and interesting.

[wiixboxguru45]

Mordin is a sex idol. *Sage nod*

[xPwnzanichx]

I agree.

[wiixboxguru45]

@xPwnzanichx I cried a bit inside when he turned me down. -_-

[xPwnzanichx]

haha...yeah, it caught me completely off guard because I was not trying to pursue him, hah.

[Rafalskimi]

Yeah, Mordin is a Salarian James Bond.....

[Swordfyre]

@Rafalskimi No, he's a SCIENTIST SA-LAR-I-AAAAAAN

[Rafalskimi]

@Swordfyre

I stand corrected.

[kevynspeed]

@Rafalskimi "Solus... Mordin Solus"

[vicecity24]

He told that to me and I'm a male!

[xPwnzanichx]

haha...Mordin just isn't into the sex!

[PugsleyThePear]

This is possibly my favorite scene with Mordin, and there's a lot to choose from since basically everything he says is hilarious XD I love your Shepard's kind of amused expression when she thanks him for letting her down easy.

[xPwnzanichx]

Yeah, Mordin is great.

[Sakanero]

if you choose garrus he gives you a doctor's consoltation about human/turian intercourse, and offers diagrams of comfortable positions to avoid chafing.

[hadtomakeonetowatch]

Just fantastic

[arcticsquirrelmonkey]

if intended to try human, would try u!

lulz. that mordin guy is hilarious

[xPwnzanichx]

Yeah, he's great.