WTF?

[metaldiver5]

I'd bet Lemmy's taint has a massive mole on it.

[katieroseg]

My friend Heaven loves the Master... Lol weird sounding eh?

[SepukaHoi]

this guy is the most funniest thing on the net :D

[xXxtranxexXxboy]

What It Take????? I too I get

[haxbox7]

MY MASTER NEVER BLINKS

[MrGracchio]

@haxbox7 The master is very sensitive about his lack of eyelids, mind you. He might tear off yours.

[brozaycaos]

el tío no pestañea!!!! 0_0

no entiendo una mierda,pero me encanta como habla...

[LastTrainHomeXBLive]

SWEET LEMMY'S TAINT!

[simbish31]

FUCK I AM YOUR MINION I WILL GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB MY BLOWJOBS ARE TOO FUCKING DRY BUT I WILL PUT OIL IN MY MOUTH AND FUCKYOU AND SACRIFICE MY FUCKING MOTHER TO YOU

[jayfatha]

wtf do you ever blink?

[ultrawaregamestudios]

PS. the song at the end sounds a bit like the heavy metal version from Hocus Pocus - Focus

[ultrawaregamestudios]

LOL look at this guys channel, where he lives "In your mothers vagina XD"

[CynthiaCynosure]

<3 <3

[maciverandy]

master of metal!!!

[maciverandy]

i'm going to shave my pubes to make a bungee cord that i will tie to the shimpy, puss infested, pimple you call a penis...then, i'm gonna push you off a bridge...and every time you bounce back up, i'm going to smash some of that goth make-up off of your turd gurgling mug with my meat-blade. eventually you will be decapitated by these dong lacerations, at which point i will mount your head on a giant frozen shit consisting of partially digested babies and ramen noodles. then u are my minion fuckr

[beserker1912]

@maciverandy ur lame. Master:12458426814256248 You: -0. yep negative zero. u made it possible.

[maciverandy]

@beserker1912 umm that makes no sense...u are a fucktard

[beserker1912]

@maciverandy hahaha, u know what it means, u just cant think of shit to say so you call me a fucktard. you fail. go fuck your grandmother.

[AchilleasRockerMan]

I'M WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!

[devildude9876543210]

Hey I got your mother vagina & a bag of penut m&m so I'm with you.

[darkguard24]

whats the music's name?

[WhiteRDR88]

i will follow

[SirLloydofSparta]

No master I was loyal! I spilled almost as much blood as I took in your name and creamed many poopers for thee my master!

[JessicaMarie5026]

what do you call a single old guy virgin that looks like a 'clown'?

this guy.

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@JessicaMarie5026 what do you call a Rank Repository for Martyred Manspunk? your Mother's Vile Vagina! What a Cum Dumpster... looks like the Apple doesn't Fall Far from the Ugly Tree...

[TheXLoneWolfx]

@heavymetalhappyhour Oh jessica you got owned

[chilliecheesecake]

@heavymetalhappyhour Master of Metal don't take no shit.

[WhiteRDR88]

@JessicaMarie5026 what do you call a stupid bitch? oh yeah! YOU

[ImmortalConcept]

If this were an RPG, his charisma points would be infinite.

[golvin26]

wtz the song on the end?

[chrihsahn]

What song is that at the end?

[jollywood999]

You remind me of jurgen toksvig xD

[reefdag]

hail the overlord!!!!!!!

[RARARANDOMcopter]

oph mann..

how does this guy not have like..

9999999999 views?

you're to fuckin hilarious dude.

just wait. some day soon 9238048049238409283409283420 views for you =)) fuckin hilarious.

[Practice9Perfection]

Crazy Englishman is just unique!!! Great work.......

....except of all the mother-stuff...

[stefschyyy]

I thought they all sucked eachother from the moment they met

[xBritxMassacrex]

SWEET LEMMIY'S TAINT! hahahahahahahaha love it. ur amazing

[Shankryta]

fpr the MASTER name !!!! XD

[lovinlife009200]

your mothers vagina and a pack of peanut mm's lol god that made me laugh

[time2killaspider]

NO U dum dum

[NyxphetamineGirl9]

IM WITH YOU!

[lussexlupaxwilmot]

MASTER!!!! i'm your humble slave !!! hahhahaa you're so fuckin great xDDDDD

[matsuamazon]

MASTER IM HERE!!!!!!!

[Torlof108]

lol priceless and most epic ever "we were just talking about which jonas brother was going too suck a dick before 20" FUCK YEAH

[Torlof108]

it is also rock the world at that

[Torlof108]

annilator i am taking my most amazing guess being i know dimebag that my friend is....PANTEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAA!

[desmaiziite]

Ofcourse Master... I'm with You!!!

[MrChildOfBodom]

2:09

i saw that

[BFMVdrummer]

SWEET LEMMY'S TAINT!!!

[PlayboyHerbie]

I'M WITH YOU MASTER!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

xDD

[annilator666]

what song is playing at the end

[IBG67]

Leatherwolf obliterates my brain.

[Rexonius]

Humorous act. I'm surprised some of your minions are incompetent and doesn't know better than to try fight against a troll.

[IBG67]

Act?

[towpimp73]

of course i'm with you oh great master of broken viginas

[captnhowdie1]

haha ad4229 you should save your fist for your mother did you know that she sucks a rely mean dick for bottle caps and we all know she has a big collection. so do something useful and stick that fist right up her loose cunt before she spreads and kills half the world with h.i.v.

[xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx]

what was the song at the end great master? i beg you to inform me.....ill do anything...

[heavymetalhappyhour]

Leatherwolf, of course... but my Most Loyal Minions would know that already...

[xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx]

oh.....im a new minion lol, thanks

[TheDeathOfChaos]

@heavymetalhappyhour So true. xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx should be eaten.

[IBG67]

NOT THAT YOU ARE EVER WRONG, GREAT MASTER, but if im not mistaken.....they were all sucking dick by age 11.

[MrDandazzler]

fuck u , u dirty greb goth or whatever you are

[piratehouker]

funny thing is that I know your mother and she told me all about the " dirty greb goth ", she said that she really enjoyed his company last night XD

[legolover47]

WTF 

XDXDXDXDXD

[Gabrielle2392]

LMAO

[chumpismyword]

is it joe? haha

[VendettaKissXx]

i will follow the master lol

[pwner2000mmib]

how come u never blink?

[Frostgott]

hehehe you should realy record a movie(unless you've done it already), funny or creepy one,or perhaps mix of it :P

[XxBillxShinxKiroxX]

lol

[molyrock]

I'm with u xD X3

[marlin729]

omg i worship u for this vid lol

[zero8802]

WE ARE GOING TO CREAM EVERY POOPER LOL

[MrYoutubbari]

I would go to that womens vagina with you even if i wouldn't get a M&M's bag! Your videos are masterpieces!

PS. Might be bad english, sorry ;(

[marchofthemetelheads]

yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh fuckingggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggg A

[dancinggoth]

Well what can i say master,

I'll be following you through the darkness my friend

[aquafey101]

I'M WITH YOU MASTER!!!!!I LOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!­!!!!!!sexy beast....

[MSJ666]

i'm with you! xD

[konradkubak]

peanut M&M's are my favourite! : D ..don't know about your mothers vagina

[tscotty32]

IM A MINION!!! WOOOOO!! ,\m/ MINION FOREVER!!! now print up some damn t-shirts!!

[theebadnun]

sweet lemmy's taint!

[Xxpoisonangel16xX]

Nice video master hehe

[TheDemonPazuzu]

You tell'em! The Jonas Brothers, hehe!

[SirNalgustin]

Yeah! Master, you Rock!! and you have my loyalty, but I can´t give you my mothers vagina, but I can give you 2 bags of m&m's...xD

[LethalTech01]

whats that song at the end?

[Raikard46]

The music at the end is called Black Knight by Leatherwolf.

Also, welcome back, master.

I also think It's Joe. I don't know their names but I trust your wit, my master.

[lukekey4]

sweet lemmes taint lol

[vampadythie]

u're fuckd.... looks like u watched too many cartoons n played too much wow lol

jus' kiddin ;)

ok u're cool...but sorry i have no master i'd prefer to be on my own :P really

[tamati1492]

i'm whith u man

[BlackMetalBlashemy]

I love Your vaginas' jokes!!!! xD

And yeah, Your voice and its intonation are amazing!

Hail to you and your mothers vagina. :D

[sarahewright9]

it would be cool if you strung all three of the jonas brothers along your demon dick like beads on an unholy string.

in the mouth, out the pooper...

[misterleafeon]

that must have been one hell of a bag!

or one hell of a vagina!

[korn12345678910]

im with you master dragon dick

[Braakdraak]

Im with you, Dr. Dragondick.

[N1ghtT3rror]

Lmao

Your mothers vagina and a bag of peanut M&M's

XD

[ragemonkee]

Hate has never been so funny.

[BloodroseBathory]

You have a wonderful voice, I'd say you've jumped out of some musical ;)

[RoodbaardRico]

trail of broken vaginas...

we're going to cream ever pooper in our sight...

Hail to the Master!

[barneyruble40]

trail of broken vaginas

[Infidelamsterdam]

metal chris crocker?

[Locustking912]

wtf

[hahali123]

your back!

glad to have ya back

[rutkettu]

hahahaha you crack me up

[Cursedlight]

MASTER WE NEED U!

[jdavidcc7]

i love the music at the end, can someone tell me the songs name???

oh and im with alll mighty, filthy master

[KeyboardPussyWarrior]

may i punch you?

[darkklowntim]

I'M WITH YOU!!! \m/

[metaldevastation]

Good to see you back!

[Locustking912]

hell fuckin yes thank god or satan whatever jus thank [enter god here] he is back and masterier than ever welcome back kick some ass :-D

[Trooperxp]

forward to victory brothers of steel!

[jacquette26]

Sire, My mothers vagina will always be yours for the taking.... keep on rockin

[CookieGoRawr]

Welcome back.. Master.

[Chesxs]

I will welcome the master back into my open legs! welcome back!

[BanenMosch92]

Thank Unholy fuck He is back.

As it said in that novel- He shall return to cast Judgement.

Smite 'em Master!

[Chaingunkill]

notice "Confess" inbetween the title of "Heavy Metal Happy Hour"

[Dimebagfan6661]

the master is back!!!

we shall remain loyal to thy master no matter what for we are your minions

[maarten1555]

fuck yeah my master returns from my mother´s vagina!

[Rhademanthus]

FUCK YEAH.

[Neraxia]

Broken vagina's ,m&m's , yep Master is back.

[gode90]

FUCK YES! I swear to you master, I spilled more blood and spunk for you than any of em! Well, mostly their blood and my spunk, but the fact remains!

[AngelOfDeath81492]

MASTER HAS RETURNED

[gredia1]

I AM YOURS MASTER

[ChanVideos]

Master.........

[Wingdoss]

We're with you, Master!

[DuhInnegurat]

Does anyone the name of the song in the end? Kicks severe ass...

[twelvehaha]

i hope they beat your fucken ass hard

[747hellraiser747]

YA, MASTER WE'RE WITH YOU!!!!

[Jonno71]

Holy batmans bouncing balls that are covered with peanut butter and Robins saliva, while dangling clits likes Turkeys necks cast shadows over the ground - the master, THE MASTER, the holy one is back!, back! and back to bugger us all to kingdom come - christmas has come early.

[nachoz00100]

actually the UN-holy one is back! Take me to the grave master i'm ready! >:D

[wataupdoc]

the master is back bow all you non worshipers befor you stands a 6 foot black cock

[MajinBradPrime]

WERE WITH YOU SIR !!!!

[RauroEsturion]

Os ofrezco mi lealtad eterna amo pero no puedes tener la vagina de mi madre xP

[dethmetal87]

i am loyal to you master

[Breedo]

Welcome back dude. Glad you returned, people need to get their brains fucked.

[6Nagas6]

The MASTER saves lives with his giant dick.

[Dahwolf]

hahahaha finally you are back!

[bonkerzxbox]

im wid u all hail the master

[DragonFire334]

HELLZ TO THE YES!!! thank satan himself for bringing master back. Your peanut M&Ms are in the mail

[policron]

The master is back! haha

Its joke? Xp

[southdownies]

damn straight im with you

[yannopost]

i'm with you

[jennythemusicmaker]

Master! You have returned! My mother will be offered to you shortly as a token of my appreciation for your dark resurrection!

[TheDungeonShaker]

''...suck a dick before twenty''

haha

[OldEvilEye1280]

mwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[0munkey0]

masters back!!!!

[ManAteDog]

Im going with you the hole way !!! my dark lord !!!

[katongougakyunojutsu]

this is the bigest troll i've ever seen

[lickthebladecleanX]

im with you dude !! haha xxx

[dethboy666]

yay! the master i back!

[anonyfox]

Oh. And the answer to your question about the Jonas Brothers?

They already have. How do you think those talentless twat-wastes got a record deal?

[anonyfox]

Not a single taint or pooper will be wasted in your name, master!

[Karemitros]

I bleed for you every month master!

[greybitch666]

the first and last movie... die anal cunt

[Br00talman]

MASTER!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!! I'M WITH YOU MASTER!!!

Thank you for returning. You were dearly missed.

[Jorjor97]

BREA!

[Jorjor97]

BREA

[bloodyvampirelips]

I LOVE YOU MASTER!

Welcome back and fuck yes I am with you!

[BibleBurnr]

HAHAHAHHA master is BAAAAAAAACK

[PerYngveOhlin666]

I want you in my butt.

[drunkenpumkin]

Oh YES!!! In the name of all that is dark and metal we shall leave a trail of torn baby chutes and badly bruised milk sacks from here to Timbuktu!

[hellishedboy]

you rocks master

[hellishedboy]

my respects for you master, youre back, and you rocks!

[jawiv91camarors]

Thank you Master For Coming Back!!!! Somthing Good On You Tube!!!!!

[ULoveRock666]

Oh hellish master we worship thee and sacrifice our blood for viginas and moon pies

[TerrorInCake]

Wiiiiiii My Master is back wiiii =)

[cavannarose]

I'm with you Master! Thank all that is Evil that you have returned to us, your undeserving minions!

[ZarbonMcBindehaut]

Yeah! Peanut-M'n'Ms! Woohoo

Hail to Metal!

[jamied021]

w00000000t hes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chaingunkill]

The Skies have parted and blood of the innocent rains down once more as the one and only Master returns.

I'm off to impale some of those who thought they were safe for a while on a B.C. Rich whilst riffing their organs out until your next video.

"Let chaos entwine on defenceless soil,

Remove errors of man and sweep all the weakening kind."

[marko92pn]

HE"S BACK!!!ALL HAIL KING OF VAGINAS AND M'n'Ms!!!!

[mayerlingwaltz]

I can't stop crying, I'm so happy! Thought I'm a little frightened as well! Can I be both? Surely!

[Heavyassalter]

Yeah my Master's back LETS ROCK!

[slayforfun]

Yaaa Master is back!

Hail Metal

[iggy35]

Welcome back matey :)

[aliceneaves13]

now, didnt i tell everyone he was coming back.

its all just a stunt aye.

now stop crying and eat your mother.

[donkeygristle]

put sausages in their eyes and sew licorice into their thighs!