Germ Nation

[artgirlization]

now i cant wait to sneeze so i can try asparagus

[rebelcreed]

Cute, clever, smart and with a southern accent. Damn! ... and did I mention cute?

[roquetv]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyami

[Israelgal]

My favorite part is "aaapthLOOOOO! There it iiiis!" :)))

[duanemyers]

Can somebody explain the "Achiever" stapler to me? :)

[archonjubael]

:-)

hahhahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[prchung]

No sick days left cause you were sick as a dog and then some... shut the office door. Bathe in sanitizer. Create a continuous fine mist of Lysol spray.

[bartfarkel]

lol - your vids are fun to watch.

[tomrn2]

you should be on Saturday Night Live!!!!

[henryjanok]

you need a offer for a advertising campaign,

sorry I cant pay you right now!

janok

*****

[ashebeanie]

ASPARAGUS!

Does that actually work?

[winjunk]

steamed ASPARAGUS rocks the world, especially at work during lunch break,.

[thedtbmister]

when I have to go to school or work sick I use headache medicine and for some strange reason it works. tylenol am or just plain advil works wonders with me. oh well I am the strange one in my family. when everyone else gets sick I dont.

[bkalei]

I can't stop laughing. Kim you're gorgeous and wonderful. It's all really true. Has big TV exec offered you a show?

[cubefarm]

thanks! No...not YET, dammit! ;)

[akat32]

You sound just like one of my germaphobic coworkers - who sits in a cubicle, incidentally. Even the accent is dead on. Hilarious!

[dargenhara]

"...get me sick, get my friends sick. Then how are we supposed to go to Vegas?!" lol

I love your vids :)

[tambientu]

You are really good HAHAHAHH

[darthsane]

You're pretty

[Israelgal]

I am CRACKING UP! You are reallllly funny :)

[Louikenz]

People don't take off sick days because they take of so many FAKE sick days that they dont have any left.

[zylaxis]

"..and then how are we gonna go to Vegas?"!! :D :D :D

This stuff is AWESOME, lol. It's pure comic gold. You're so cool Kim, - you rock! Thanks for all the laughs, you're the best ;)

[elledeegee]

You forget that sometimes people come to work cause the boss says "unless you go to the dr and get a note, you shouldn't be home sick" :P They don't know you can be sick w/o seeing a dr. :P

[takatakatang]

lol good sense of humor

[Silvercube88]

haha!

asparagus.

genius!

this news is so much better then what i see on tv!

[latinomama24]

how are we gonna go to vegas?? lol!!

[h0tbitch35]

you have a point. i think their cubicles must be completely covered with plastic and must be soundproofed. haha.

[LittleLizzzy]

she is like reese witherspoon in 'Election"

[Crander1962]

lol you are soooooooooooooooo gorgeous!

[JohnPurvis]

"You all" is two words, someone please tell the unfortunate people born south of the Mason Dixon Line.

[jamcrane3]

Tell you what John, after you folks figure out bacon, then you can counsel us on our use of the English language. Ya'll make pretty good whiskey though. I also dig the sexy lesbian girls kissing.

[maxx756]

Y'all is how it is said. Duh.Yankees can not say it.

[justinnman]

Actually looking into a bright light makes me more likely to sneeze.

[mazaradiflash]

People come to work sick because you can't get paid at home in bed especially seeing as how some people don't have sick leave and benefits. And even if they do they still aren't making enough due to rising housing prices. Hey cube girl!!! Adress the issue of companies outsourcing!

[333CreativeGirl]

It's sooooo true. Yo Cube Girl I heard if you look into a bright light the urge to sneeze will also go away ;->

[my2cents1968]

So funny! Thanks Kim!

[djshawn5678]

Your welcome Kim, anytime! :P The Margarita line reminds me of olden times before all this new fancy medical drugs and technology. Back then if you "Took Ill" or in the north "got sick" Doctors of the time knew the good of drinking alcohol, after all it does Kill Germs and sometimes can make you better! *Maybe that's why I don't get sick much! LOL... :)

Rock On! Dj Shawn

[djshawn5678]

The name calling is just my true southern accent coming out in text form. LOL :) I had just woke up and was bit cranky when I read your comment and I guess it kinda sounded like your against people who drink. sorry! *Pay Kim enough $money$ and I'm sure she can edit out the Margarita comment just for you! hehehe... :)

Rock On! Dj Shawn

[cubefarm]

thanks for always having my back DJ Shawn :))) Zigleviet - you can always tells your employees that the margarita is obviously meant as an after-work treatment....maybe I should stop by to talk to them...the Kim Corporate Tour.

[kellyg5]

LOL you ROCK!

[djshawn5678]

zigleviet, What's the Margarita thing got to do with anything? LOL, Kim makes a GREAT point about germs and sick people in the workplace! So what if Kim, and others likes to drink Margarita's from time to time. Is this not America? Land of the FREE? You sound like a CEO idiot. This video is not meant to be a companies rule book, it's just Funny! :)

Great Vid Kim! ROCK ON GIRL! We love ya!

DJ Shawn

[zigleviet]

Yes, this video is funny, and just as important it conveys a valid concern. It would be great to be able to relay this concern, along with the humor, to our employees. My comment was not meant as a slam, instead as a compliment with regrets that I cannot pass the video on. And why the name calling, Tennessee?

[padude64]

I am sick of cheap azz bosses! They suck!

[zigleviet]

If it had not been for the Marguarita thing, I would have made this manadatory viewing for all of my employees.

[LoomisLoftis]

I'm glad the cubegirl vids are over with. I much prefer the ordinary girl-in-the-cube...unless cubegirl switches to a more transparent top. But until then, I like this better.

[popcornmunchingfool5]

whats all this about Cubegirl?

ive kinda missed all this for the past 3 mornths at least!

[xnermeenx]

Kim what about those hourly people who cant afford a day off!!!

[cubefarm]

ooof, I didn't address temps in this- sorry! Being a temp is like being a second class citizen (I temped for a year)...OK: If the salaried workers keep the germs to themselves, then temps don't need to get sick at all! Call me a dreamer...

[xnermeenx]

lool

[HollyToadstool]

Kim's back!! *hug!*

(Don't get me wrong, the adventures of Cubegirl are fan-tas-tic! But I missed you! :))

[rajaster]

great as always

[merdedetete]

Kim, I hear the air in Vegas can clear up anyone's sinuses.

[james196244]

i just wana ask are you single lol

[robertantonnyc]

"salt on the rim please." You are high-larry-us. More, more. Maybe they can't afford not to come to work. Have to save those sick days for Vegas.

[orionpk]

lol funny vid:p keep it up girl

[Quocorya]

OMG... guilty as charged... I do that so much =_=

[Sardanza]

Ah... This is the Kim I know and love. For some reason cubegirl leaves me kinda cold, but Kim in the cube, doin' what she does best... makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Thanks!

[aintnunya]

I'll go along with Sardanza.cubegirl is very cool,but her alter ego is great.more,more.

[DanielAtlantaUtube]

Great sneeze there! It seemed so real, I wiped off my monitor's screen just in case.

[mallamace]

best video in while!!!

[ckwald]

We need to do a scientific experiment on this. Half of you try the vegetable of your choice. The other half try the fruit of your choice. And the last half don't do nuthin' but sneeze. Then all report back.

[Natinat]

I hate leaving that kinda comment, but I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU KIM!!!

!Nat!

[adrianspisla]

True statement! I totally agree.

[therealclamknuckle]

Didn't Elvis eat fried snot sandwiches?

[nrgins]

"Creamy peanut butter on a PBJ sandwich" hahaha! Luckily for me, I like chunky peanut butter, or else you would have ruined PBJ's for me for life! :-)

[ohnoyoudidntx]

chunky peanut butter= hard boogers + snot

[melissagk8]

i tried the whole asparagus thing just now and felt compelled to revisit this video to let you know it failed me. D:

[velderia]

Asparagus, aye? Gotta try that. xD

[lastonetofight]

she has a point. the sick people need to stay home. accally saying asperagus wroks

[blndmnd1]

saying "watermelon" also prevents sneezing

[JSMThunder]

So does "cucumber"

Apparently, it's something to do with fruits and vegetables...

[cubefarm]

a whole world of produce is opening up to me

[silverdisciple]

I'd eat Kim's boogers for breakfast, lunch and dinner... Oh..and as a snack in between :D

Naaa..she is terribly cute, but I don't like her THAT much :D

[Armonis]

:P I go to work when I'm sick 'cause I like money. :P

[DonkeyofHeaven]

Forgive the temps who don't have health insurance. But the bosses? Go get 'em girl! Make them eat their kleenex.

[artwatch]

Always worth my time.

[gerry2345]

funny and great advice.

[xOREGx]

Kim - you're the greatest! I mean it! Have you ever considered stand-up comedy? Your act is really awesome!

[cubefarm]

thanks! Yes, I do a little stand up now and then :)

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Yey, good ole cube news!

Nice job.

[robtran]

Hilarious and eminently watchable as always. Did you know that the index-finger-under-the-nose trick also works? Well now you do. ;-)

[migosch2110]

Just as hilarious as always! :D

[Colton885]

funnnnnnn, great, cool :)))))))

[mankyfox]

I hate it when people come up and use my mouse it totally blows my hand/mouse ecosystem

[kenrg]

For some reason I started sneezing as the video began. But I work alone in my home office. Does that count?

[pwarkentin2pc]

Absolutely hilarious. You are definitely one of the greatest assets to YouTube.

[sector711]

hey kim, great video i loved it :)

[Bigredgumball]

yup snot all over the keyboards and phones..ugh. If your works got one of them revolving doors..snot in it..if ya look hard enough..elevator..same thing.

[NietzscheNu]

All that tequilla in a Margarita is bound to kill germs, and the Cointreau is just like drinking germ free orange Juice!

Hooray vitamin C!!!

[ckwald]

This new one's cute, charming, funny--the title's great! & so is the still pic. I am really glad to have Cube News Kim back. She's enchanting-- solo, just sitting, no jazzy production stuff, just riffing on whatever. Snot? OK, Snot. Somehow she makes even that engaging. Congratulations yet again.

[cubefarm]

thank you! My Mama was a little worried when she found out I was going to say 'snot', but i think it turned out olay :)

[TankCarl]

would your mama have a problem w/ boogers?

[simplydaft]

Yay! Kim is back to tickle my funny-bone with another snappy vid. Can't wait to try the "asparagus" experiment.

[DahliaK]

Hi Kim! You are too cute. Great video.

[Michelle5451]

I am soooooo guilty of going into work sick, but I do stay home during the worst of it. I don't go in sick to be a hero, I have a job that piles up if I'm not there and the idea of working piling up in my absence stresses me out!

[pwarkentin2pc]

Great strategy. Get just well enough to deliver your bacterial paylod to others so that they get sick and you have to do their work too.

[TRVY9]

I am no hero, i need the money, i have to bills to pay, so i have to work sick or well, but you know you can always come look after me if you like. LOL LOL LOL

[msp880]

Hahah.. I'm off sick from college today. Wouldn't want to spread those germs!

Great video.

[Erisad89]

"Attention whore" lol, I've been using this phrase for years. I just got over a cold and I'm glad I can breathe again. :D

[zebedee37]

Aaaatchooo!

[Advocate26]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[stunthumb]

'Your gonna get me sick, and then I'm gonna get my friends sick and then how are we gonna go to Vegas?!'

LMAO!

[ScorchedFreak]

Finally I'm glad you went back to normal cubenews, great vid!

[slworking2]

Ahahahahaha. Keep these videos coming. :-)

[michaelgrieve]

Euh? ;-)

I'll keep this in attention when i'm sick ...

great doctors advice ;-)

... funny, keep them coming ...

[evabear]

Kim! It's Eva! Thank you so much for doing this video. I saw the subject and got all excited, I knew it was from my message! THANKS!!!

[cubefarm]

hey eva! thanks for the inspirational email!!! Took a while to get to it...but better late :)

[jmcmovie]

Funny and clever as ever. I hope you never lose interest in making cubefarm vids. Thanks for the good laugh! I was off sick from work today!

[alahos]

Sneezing's okay, as long as you do it in your sleeve or something...

[ManTigerBMW]

attention whore?

[alahos]

Yeah, it's like crack whore, but you replace crack with attention... lol

[AMHelfgod]

Would you be making a feature motion picture a la Kevin Smith, anytime soon?

[cubefarm]

if i can get funding, in a heartbeat!!! I love Kevin Smith :)

[AMHelfgod]

Well then you'll surely love my neck of the woods, considering the film analysises that I've made.

[tps607]

I hate to waste all that paid time off when I'm too sick to enjoy it!

[Dormant81]

Dear Kim,

I absolutely love your videos. Your unique take on office politics brightens up my day. Please continue to keep posting your episodes, and I'll continue to keep watching ;)

Best Wishes,

Dormant81

P.S, I think I need to turn up my space heater.

[cubefarm]

thank you!

[acematthew]

That's what sick days are for.

[aichaudh]

O.K. I totally have to try this asparagus trick!

[cubefarm]

strangest thing, but it works! No other foods...grape, plum, carrot - they don't do the trick. You've been warned ;)

[aichaudh]

Cool...I'm almost looking forward to getting sick so I can try it! *ALMOST* :)

[poopslingingmonkey]

I love your asparagus from the bottom of my heart! You've been creating some of the best office asparagus I've seen, and it's certainly found nowhere else on asparagus. I hope you're having a wonderful asparagus! :)

[mousepotato64]

Sick days suck when you are really sick.

I thought it was Peanut Butter but it'snot.

[SpreadYourWings3000]

Hahaha, fantastic.

[AgentJayZ]

Cubegirl, I love you.

[mintmochamolly]

News>Cubegirl

[rah4346]

Kim, love your news...tell it like it is!!! And I do love my Margarittas; never thought of it as a health drink! Think I'll get a little Vitamin C...

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

i feel the exact same way, sick people need to stay the hell home. 5 stars as usual

[Largo64]

I haven't worked in a cube farm in years, but I LUV you, Kim! Darlin', y'all just gotta come back more often. I'm almost 65. The old ticker needs a jolt now and then!

[MrsFelton27]

asperagus....

[mysticfm]

You are SO right about this one!  So much so that you will never fully appreciate just how right on the money you are. Suffice it to say: if you are sick with anything that's communicable, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay home from work and don't make everyone else sick too!

[esenjay22]

Great ! Realy cool

[disasterpastor45]

I sneeze a dozen times a day. I'll have to take a permanent vacation.

[daveni2]

snott!!!!!

I love you!

Nice to see a classic cubfarm vid.

but I still love Cube Girl

[MissMasque44]

Fire comment! Yay! Thanks for doing more News!