HAWK THE SLAYER

[hj179]

I liked this film even though it may not be technically great.

[nowiamthere]

Oh, come on, don't be so serious!

It was made in 1970s!!!!

They knew nothing about green screens!!!

[Stereolabdream]

Yep-Hawk the Slayer is a very entertaining piece of nonsense...I love its cheesiness.

It always seemed strange to me that Hawk and the bloke from the Carry-on films needed to do anything with the Elf on Coke and the Sub-machine gun crossbow on hand firing 100 arrows a minute...why not stand back and have a cup of tea while they carried on shooting the place up????

[medievalfantasy]

Hawk the Hunter was a fraud. Sucks.

[VastFlux]

Agreed. I'm with Hawk. This movie friggin' rawked. To all the haters; PISS OFF. I hope that Vultan keeps you company in HELL!

[pinworms70]

Sequel on the way fans! Hawk The Hunter!!!

Hawk The Slayer is probably one of the BEST Dungeons and Dragons movie...Although it wasnt intended as a D&D movie, you cant deny the similarities that the director/writers took. The scene with Crow examining his arrows and then getting into the archery contest...FUCKING BRILLIANT! Awesome portrayal of an elf that makes Orlando Bloom look like some cheesy poof compared to Ray Charleson. LONG LIVE CROW!

[sc00ny]

very true, Crow is the version of legolas I had in my had readin LOTR,!

[FOIFOIFOI12345]

Legolas would get fuckin annihilated by that Elf. That's a goddamn fully automatic bow.

[FOIFOIFOI12345]

I cannot WAIT for Hawk the Hunter. The poster alone almost made me piss myself with excitement.

[DrUmtombo]

Great - I especially loved Jack Palance's Rad outfit :0)

[AlexDIIM]

The elf in this movie must be Orlando Bloom's father ;)

Loved this movie when I was stupid spoiled brat and still do. The soundtrack is amazing :)

[supernashwan2]

"WIZAAARD!! You promised me...AAAALLL!!! In return for MYYYY....SWOOOORD!!! AAAARRMM!!!"

Haha! Gotta love Jack Palance's hammy acting. I saw this at the cinema along with Prisoners of the Lost Universe. Terry Marcel double bill! How many of you can claim that! LOL

[cimmerian100]

lol! thats my favourite part!

"A strange malady affects the flesh - it is beyond all skill"

"Quickly! - the pain!"

[FOIFOIFOI12345]

Hawk the Slayer is backed. Hard.

[seamuswarren]

Why do I so love cheesy movies? :)

[sekretsauce]

Hawk the Slayer is rubbish.

[hasturhastur]

I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the slayer was rubbish

[sekretsauce]

"Good for you"

[AceBiscuits]

haha spaced quotes :]

[pigme1000000]

i think its time they remade hawk the slayers! classic movie even if the effects are a bit dated now.

[tintagel74]

"so! you have found the power (pause) which is rightly mine!" jeez do i ever need to see this classic flick again!

[samuelsingh]

Goodness!!!!I remember seeing this movie years and years ago. Damn this was a good movie. Where the heck did you find it?

[afrosmaximus]

This wastes his time, and mine.

[TheOats]

Some "friends" made me watch it :(

Damn it sucks :P

[ushaddup]

I truly think this film is the inspiration behind the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy. I mean there is a dwarf, an elf, a human, a witch. Its a conspiracy I tell you

[clmac915]

Are you trying to be funny

[lookingfortalent2007]

little men with pointed ears!

great movie, hos-a-me, hos-a-me!

FYI, the SOUNDTRACK is great

this movie is LOTR, just 20 hrs less footage

[smallwulf]

Errr Sadly Jack Palance is no longer with us :(

[popemalevolent]

Voltan!!! I wish they made a sequel to this, they still could. Jack Palance and John Terry are still alive, but the fighting would be Zimmerframes at dawn.

[Hecatean]

I suppose you know they are making one now. They're recasting both Voltan and Hawk though.

[xffrlink]

oh god i remember seein this movie in 2005 but im only 16 but i have to say this was the best movie i have ever seen!!! plz make more clips frm it i have it on bebo

[jeditemple]

It's DISCO NIGHT at the Vulgar Unicorn!!!

[smallwulf]

poor voltan/jack palance is dead now, no longer will he say."PICK IT UP....PICK IT UP" ole jack will be badly missed :(

[discoder]

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying that Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.

[weerez83]

fascinated with crow ehh??? hmmm

[bigboybrowny]

watched this last night had to post

something

PLEASE SOMEBODY BRING BACK THE 80's

[mightyfroguk]

Saw this in the late 80s. Good clip.

[CalibanVOV]

LOL, I remember watching this as a kid and thought is was awesome. I was fascinated with Crow. :-)

[Ivyandstone]

(I had a crush on him for years, myself).