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  • "i see dead people'

    'no you don't' 2 seconds

    if only it were that easy...

  • no

  • i used to see dead people, but than i took an arrow to the knee

  • No......GET FUCKED BITCH

  • lmao this is one of my favorites. Better than that guy with glasses!

  • LMFAO!!!...he gave the wrong answer....he should have said HELL NO!!!!!

  • no... Rofled so badxD

  • Yeah this really sums up the movie. Not.

  • hahahahaa

  • The guy with the beard l0l

  • I don't know when it became cool to hate M Night but I love him! Even the couple slightly bad movies so what he's still amazing and awesome. I guess folks felt so enormousley let down- well that's only because his other movies were that great. I'm not afraid to say I still love M night!!!

  • @AtlantaITGirl

    Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were top notch. Signs was pretty good. But did you see the films such as Lady in the water? I'm sorry but that need not be compared to anything in order for it to be known as crap. And please... do not get me started on Avatar... he will burn in hell for what he has done to that series. However saying all this I still respect your opinion I just find it baffling you still like him.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Bruce Willis dies at the end of Sixth Sense AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • @THEgrandPOOPbah was dead throughout the entire movie

  • @AssassinsCreedfan95 u idiot thts the actual lyric in jizz in my pants

  • Incredible movie. The only good movies M Nigh did was: "The Sixth Sense", "Unbreakable", and "Signs." All the rest suck.

  • @kevoishere1

    Unbreakable was great

  • @kevoishere1 The Last Airbender was amazing.

  • @TheProducerPeople yeah right, the last airbender sucked, especially for the fans of the cartoon series. or even anyone who's watched a few episodes of the cartoon series.

  • @evilshadowlover117 Dude I was being sarcastic.

  • @TheProducerPeople well it's hard to tell when you're reading it :(

  • @evilshadowlover117 But anyone who says that The Last Airbender's amazing is either being sarcastic or is probably too retarded to use a computer.

  • Press F13 for HD..:)

  • @dominicanasoyy ohohoh!! there is no hd button silly pants :O ohohoho!!!

  • i hate this movie cause it's like the birth of a nation or the passion of the christ.. once you watch it once, there is just no reason in the world to watch it again.. this 20-second clip had more replay value than the movie.. i watched it once and a half...

  • kid just got stopped XD

  • @frostiesareshit Actually the clip not counting the initial title and credits, is actually 10 seconds long. Close enough.

  • no

  • you probably thought bruce willis was alive.

    NOPE! chuck testa!

  • *insert mario "no" meme here*

  • @VideosAMSR No.

  • Funniest one word response ever!

  • NOH, NOH! The DIAMONDS are HERE!

  • HAHAHA omg this one and the lion king one r the best x)

  • M. Bison would have been happy to stay with him.

  • this doesnt spoil that bruce willis is the ghost that the kid is seeing lol all he says is no

  • @nwolwo what the hell man?!?!? YOU just spoiled it for EVERYONE who has not seen it yet and reads your comment!

  • @teenovels if you havent watched the movie 12 years ago i doubt you were gonna watch it in the next 12

  • And I thought 5 seconds are actually 5 seconds, how silly of me.

  • @Static172 ... no

  • Nope.avi

    

  • no

  • no

  • Ahaha

  • Brilliant...

  • if i say 'no.' will i get a top comment?

  • @Leby980 No.

  • @Leby980 no

  • @Leby980 no.

  • Sora sees dead people.

  • @bobo577 LOLOL.

  • Hahaha still 1 of the best

  • icy dead people

  • Replay the video 0:00 and press

    1 for in 5 seconds

    2 for i see dead people

    3 for dead people

    4 for ulur people

    5 for dead.

    6 for fall asleep

    7 for no

  • One of the best "In Five Seconds" of all time

  • loooool, so sincerely doesnt wanna comfort that kid hahaha

  • Icy dead people.

  • if that happend, he wouldnt have died in the end.

  • @megatrondecepticon2 What do you mean? He was already dead when he met him. o_O

  • shyamalan.jpg "what a twist"

  • @SH0CK3I2 "AreYouATwist?.jpg

  • hahaha

  • press 2 then 7 for someone who doesn't wanna hear it.

  • I'm laughing sooo hard.. he is like thinking...Da fuck!? i got to get out of here...this kid's crazy.

  • i liked the part where he said ..no

  • lmfao

  • hahahahaahha

  • i hate this film for only one reason, every time that kid speaks hes always whispering and you always hear him breathing, like the mic is too close. i know its for dramatic effect but its just annoying. this film is like someone breathing in your face for 2 hours or watever

  • @MistaMase102 thats hilarious

  • @MistaMase102 i call this the michael scofield effect.. check prison break season 1... basically the same stuff, the guy speaks like he's been running for 2 miles and just entered into a library

  • @Luckool haha :D

  • @MistaMase102 LOL

  • @MistaMase102 Yeah, it's M. Night Shyamalan's annoying movie style

  • @MistaMase102 agreed.

  • @MistaMase102 Hey guess what? FUCK YOU. <3 Haley Joel Osment forever <3

  • @MistaMase102 i call it the "scofield effect". go watch prison break season 1.

  • What he says next

    Wanna bet !

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! No..

  • I lol'd sooooooo hard, omg

  • No.

  • @ericmarshall19 nope.avi

  • "yippy kai yay, motherfuckin kid"

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  • "The Others " does the same idea FAR better

  • When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants

  • Bruce Willis got it right: Stay away from Witchcraft and Spiritism :)

  • In the near future, when you tell people this movie was directed by M. Night Shyamalan they'll go in hysterics.

    But it's true. This movie was directed by M. Night Shyamalan right before he disappeared up his own arse.

  • no.

  • lmao, that's fucking hilarious.

  • this still makes me laugh every time, simply because of .... "no"......

    good stuff

  • " i see dead men"

    yeah youre looking at one right now kid!

  • Lmao

  • i was gonna quote a certain ine from the jizz in my pants song but......read the second top comment.....

  • somebody wanted an abortion lol

  • Press 3 "Hit People!"

  • How come a lot of these aren't called "___ in 10 seconds"?  They're all mostly 10 seconds.

  • haha simplicity is king

  • Wow when it comes to 5 second videos, all the dumb people just can't resist leaving a retarded comment.

  • The twist in this movie is that he's Bruce Willis the entire movie!

  • HAHAHA, VERY FUNNY. I WILL NOW TURN OFF MY COMPUTER AND GO TO BED. SEE YOU IN 8 HOURS WINDOWS 7. BYE-BYE.

  • AND I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

  • Whenever I watch 5 second movies, they're like, never actually 5 seconds long. Always more. :(

  • Press 6 to fall asleep

  • 5 seconds that apparently took 20 seconds to play out. Well done.

  • @Btorville with an intro and ending, it obviously added extra smart ass

  • @Daibron Kind of defeats the whole purpose behind the "5 second" concept. Why not make a 15 minute video with tons of exposition and still call that a "5 second" version? Because it's plain stupid. The concept should be maintained. I wasn't trying to be a smart ass but obviously you were. Thanks for sharing.

  • That was the only one of these that has EVER made me laugh out loud xD

  • lmaoo

  • :3

  • "No."

  • bruce willis

  • lol John McClain is an asshole.

  • These were actually 11 seconds

  • "Will you stay here until I fall asleep?"

    "No."

    FOREVER ALONE.

  • "i see dead people."

    "No."

    amazing.

  • No!

  • that kid got stopped lol

  • I see a video.

  • i see anoying orange!

  • i see u -_O !!!!!! xD

  • really stupid. but i did LOL.

  • nope.avi

    

  • "I see dumb people"

  • great indian director

  • Wasn't expecting that ending. Epic.

  • Well fuck you Bruce. You're dead anyway!

  • thumbs up if u already knew he was going to say "i see dead people"

  • fucking hilarious !

  • ... no.

  • omg I fucking laughed so hard

  • That was a Ralph Pootawn "no" if i ever saw one.

  • oh snap!

  • made me lol

    

  • Too bad that was 10 seconds lol

  • That kid was probably on jenkum...

  • LOL bruce willis in this film FTW

  • One of the best "In 5 seconds" videos. :D

  • Oh man, that was great XD

  • No

  • Icing on the cake... "NO"

  • So sick!xD

  • LOL Best vid ever.

  • You think this shit is 5 seconds!?

    Its fuckin' 15!!

    YOU ASSHOLE!!!

  • @WahPunch thats normal with 5 second movies XD hav u never seen em before? gosh

  • LMFAO

    

  • Pedobear does not approve

  • Icy dead people

  • @Walawalagod ICY SPY

  • @Walawalagod how else are ya gonna cool yer swimmin hole?

  • Son. I am dissapoint.

  • Bruce Willis is a ghost. Samuel L. Jackson is the guy who caused all those accidents. it turns out that the village is in a state park in modern times. it was plants that was causing people to kill themselves. when she said "swing away merrill" she meant for him to hit all the glasses of water because water is like acid to the aliens.

  • @FerociousSniper LMFAO

  • @FerociousSniper

    haha spoilers ftw

  • @FerociousSniper Is it sad that I know all those movies?

  • @FerociousSniper Truly ferocious...RRRRGGGGHH!

  • @FerociousSniper which movie has plants?

  • @FerociousSniper the old lady is the devil. The Last Airbender isn't worth seeing.

  • @FerociousSniper Why all the spoilers?

  • @FerociousSniper I saw the movie :P But still say SPOOOOOOILER ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @FerociousSniper And it was the humble but intimidated pool man, who was the great protector.

  • @wd40isgreat oh no! i forgot one. well i forgot a lot but that was the only one i saw that i didnt mention

  • @FerociousSniper That's ok. Not many people went to Lady in the Water. It was a good idea, but it was just to bland, not descriptive enough. Like it just skimmed the surface. It had good potential though. To think they created an entire apartment block in the middle of nowhere just for that.....

  • @FerociousSniper 6th Sense, Unbreakable, The Village, The Happening, Signs. Now where's my cookie?

  • @Flailwielder here they are, they're virtual cookies, white chocolate chips and macadamias. enjoy

  • @FerociousSniper what about lady in the water and the worst yet the last airbender?

  • i farted :)

  • oh yeah, 10000 quotes, all saying the same thing.. no really, thank you, 10000th person, i didnt understand the other 9999 quotes.

  • lol

  • Mario:No

  • *shakes head* No... HAAAAAAA!

  • "Will you stay here till I fall alseep?"

    "No."

  • no HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

  • will u stay here untill i fall asleep? ...no XDDDD

  • i actually lol'd