Chuck Norris Enjoying His Facts

[roel250]

chuck norris throws a grenade... 40 people die... then the grenade explodes

[ryanrudeiscool]

superman wears chuck norris pijamas

[ryanrudeiscool]

chuck norris sleeps with the lights on because the light is afraid of him

[TheBlackBritt]

A klondie bar would do anything for chuck norris.

[TheBlackAndWhiteCow]

hearing Chuck Norris reading facts about himself is like hearing God reading the Tablets of Stone

[MrFrazzle1990]

»»──( )──►

[98Lubo]

IN WATER

[98Lubo]

chuck norris can drown fish

[marekmyslo]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".

[th4Guy77]

Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language

[th4Guy77]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

[subzero2110able]

Chuck Norris once turned in a blank sheet with his name on it as a test. He later received a college scholarship

[dunnfab5]

Chuck Norris was going to have his face on mount Rushmore... But the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard!!!!

[abbiemaysmith16]

7 people got round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

[DescendedFromWolves]

Chuck Norris can nail jelly to a tree

[rynrcks]

chuck norris is so fast; he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!!

[discoguru]

Why does the interviewer sound exactly like Jimmy Kemmel ?

[papiado88]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands *nod*nod*

[OwlWithNoTree]

Chuck Norris is so bad-ass, but he has the kindest voice... it's epic.

[TXejas19]

as entertaining and plentiful as these ''facts'' are, I'm really starting to think a lot of people actually believe them.

that testicles one had me dying with laughter.

[DarthOptimus207]

7 people are FUCKED

[blackopps51]

chuck was born may 6th 1945

on may 7th 1945 the nazis surrendered

coincidence...i think not

[VMSDKR]

@blackopps51

He wasn't born that day noob.

[Lambis24]

7 people were killed yesterday by chuck, after disliking this video ;)

[SuperGreedz]

chuck norris can ride  a bike without a chain.

[BluestarTC]

I wonder if Chuck Norris realizes he is practically the most famous person in the world.

[UltramarPT10]

@BluestarTC *internet

[BluestarTC]

@UltramarPT10 That too

[FIntyMAcC10]

Chuck Norris doesn't do press-ups. He just pushes the world down.

[maximatonik]

Chuck Norris ftw xD

[Optimisticalman]

At a job interview, the employer asked Chuck Norris, "What are your weaknesses?". Chuck Norris Replied: "I'm sorry, I only speak english".

[LouieV6]

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the questions, he makes you answer them

[emodew13]

did anyone else hear the guy say "i live with chuck norris" after fact #5? i envy that guy

[theguywholaughed]

whats the big deal with this guy? he aint hard at all

[nospipian]

@theguywholaughed

The only guy on the whole universe that he dont understand the meaning of the chuck norris facts

[kongjong123]

cuck norris is so strong hes really been dead for 25 years death is jus to scared to tellhim

[nergals1]

chuck can do many things, but reading is not his strongest............. wait hes walking to my door looking pissed than ever

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@nergals1 if you can see chuck norris, he's teasing you before he makes the kill

[sugardaddy815]

Chuck Norris actually writes every single "Chuck Norris fact"

[911psalms]

Chuck Norris is the Best!!! That man is full of integrity despite being in Hollywood. God bless Chuck Norris

[kerorogunso1997]

254 ppl are the boogeyman and chuck is always in the closet.

[DarkKaleb3]

@kerorogunso1997 that was the gayest fail ever, DISLIKE

[Ellement90]

Love this guy! One of the only Americans I'll ever have respect for.

[WatchdogDisciple]

I love how he just gets into it and has fun like all the rest of us.

[Bernardo4675]

The song "It's Friday" by Rebeca Black sucks because it isnt chuck norris approved

[jason101588]

Chuck norris can choke you with a cordless phone!

[CedricP91]

God is much better than Chuck Norris cuz he created him...

[stevenking94]

@CedricP91 but god thanked chuck norris for not roundhouse kicking him

[KOTSlOS]

chuck norris' mom is his auntie cause no one has ever fucked his mother

[D00MWEED]

Chuck Norris is a B grade actor.... FACT!!!

[Th3AlphaMale]

Chuck Norris Cant Stop Me From Writing This Com-...

[kamkaj19]

@Th3AlphaMale That is the best one ;D

[Kozmic027]

In 2003 Chuck Norris went on holiday to Iraq. Later the United States invaded the country blaming Iraq for having a weapon of mass destruction.

[HulkFella]

Chuck Norris is the only human in the world who can rate rating agencies and he's prepare to attack them

[ThePhsychoninja]

if chuck norris played minecraft he would spawn with diomond everything!!!

[MaHobitz]

Jesus can walk on water

Chuck Norris can swim on land

[Pikey1517]

Some really lame jokes in the comments.

[luisfortz]

chuck norris doesn't lie, he makes up truths

chuck norris doesn't age, he levels up

[DiCaprioLWD]

Chuck Norris likes his jokes

[jokobeniasu]

chuck norris was asked to pay money in zimbabwe, so hyperinflation occured

[Chaldean4life91]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[leohors]

@0willsy01 i bet u wont say it to his face, bitch

[TwistTVShow]

Chuck Norris said it's not true that he never has to pay his taxes just because he sends a threatening photo. He wasn't lying. All he has to do is send back his name.

[ARandomProductionsTT]

Wow

Now i must clean up my brain on the floor for my mind has been BLOWN.

[mancityrock011]

i just saw this on a video, im english btw. but who exactly is chuck norris?

[KaozzOfFilth]

@mancityrock011 An actor

[leohors]

@mancityrock011 you are now the dumbest retardin the world.

[TANNERGRN]

@mancityrock011 you might know him by the name of "god"

[edwardzgurl4eva]

LOL I saw one and it was on a video that was 2 days long, and it said :" Chuck Norris watches this video Twice a day"

[dinosourgorawr]

Welcome to the funniest, most complete collection of chuck norris jokes

T-shirt Hell - Where all the bad shirts go.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world t

[ILiveForScience]

Chuck Norris won a staring match with the sun. Chuck Norris can also slam a revolving door. 

[ZzCookiezNCakezZ]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death still hasn't built the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris didn't hit puberty, he beat the fucking shit out of it.(mine)

Chuck Norris has a pet rock, he called it earth.

Chuck Norris round house kicked nothing, the big bang was created.(mine)

Chuck Norris is the evolved form of god.(mine)

[kkmiguel18]

lol chuck norris you're the man! approve my comment please :D

[bendlor]

haha he really is enjoying them, because he secretly knows that their true

[toshibacoast]

go on google search and type in "where is chuck norris"

[jetpoweredrock]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

[KOTSlOS]

so basically Soviet Russia lives in Chuck Norris or samething like that right?

[XxpegasusxX1000]

1. If there was a race between Supeman and the Flash we all know who would win... Chuck Norris

2. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal Cry

3. Chuck Norris went to BURGER KING ordered a BIG MAC and got it...

4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE

5.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[carlospicyweiner1000]

chuck norris is a living legend

[123wickedsweet]

if you go to google and type in "where is chuck norris?" and hit im feeling lucky it will say "google will not find chuck norris because google knows that you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!"

[willp997]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[YourFaceWillDie468]

@willp997 Not many people can slam revolving doors, but Norris isn't the only one. He is, however, the only person who can close a revolving door.

[willp997]

@YourFaceWillDie468 ... touche

[AndreasL22]

Chuck Norris did not spell punch wrong, the paper did.

[KasperThaKidd]

6 people have a death wish

[BarWillTender]

Jesus can walk on water,

but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

[Nitram916]

@BarWillTender everyone can walk on Jesus, retard

[BarWillTender]

@Nitram916 he doesn't even exist, retard!

[Nitram916]

@BarWillTender Jesus existed but he didn't do anything special :)

[BarWillTender]

@Nitram916 true! xD

[sridharakella1995]

Chuck Norris' 7 favorite colors...that's how the rainbow was made.

[ofoey]

When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun goes blind. 

[JoolsGuitar]

chuck norris is john petrucci's cousin

[LifeOfComments]

Chuck Norris ate a bowl of nails not with a spoon, fork or knife, but a lightsaber.

[GIR177]

@LifeOfComments .....without any milk.

[drrobertoboogie97]

Chuck Norris is retarded.

[necessaryevil101]

lmao gotta love it

[sean78921]

Chuck Norris drinks water and pisses red bull.

[lucarox123]

Chuck Norris removed this comment.

[GOVTinflames]

chuck norris understands women

[joetheazl]

When we look at the mirror, we see our reflection. When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, its an entrance to a parallel universe

[votran333]

Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.

[therealkickmekicku]

6 people are no longer living.... or in existents

[mstsHD]

when chuck norris jumps in the water, he wont be wet, the water will be chuck norris ;D

[Shadario777]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose

[TheStormie99]

@Shadario777

Have you taken that from Epic rap battles of history: Abe Lincoln Vs Chuck Norris?

[Shadario777]

@TheStormie99 lol, u guessed correct xD

[onominous1]

chuck norris uses snakeskin condoms

[MysterySTForever]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

[wally2296]

@MysterySTForever NIce!!! Props!!!

[MysterySTForever]

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

[whathappensLIVE]

jesus follows chuck norris on twitter

[Jikklez]

cool fella

[samuelvic]

chuck norris pisses red bull!

[shababsta]

The Awkward day when Chuck Norris dies O.O

[gosple2]

5 ppl got roundhouse kicked to the face

[jujubeeluvswrestling]

@gosple2 if they did

they would be dead

[GODXSMOKESXHASH]

Chuck norris Ive never seen anyone talk shit about him everyone just loves him well. I for one would like to say FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS DO SOMETHIN BITCH :P

[Lighningbreaker]

@GODXSMOKESXHASH Lol, just wait till he dies. Then all the fan boys will be rolling around crying. Their god will forsake them. They will try to make jokes... But everyone will know the truth.

[D3m190d]

@GODXSMOKESXHASH Chuck Norris infected your mind to lower his own ego.

[RADBMX384]

5 people were killed by chuck norris o.O

[CokeWithMentos]

Chuck Norris isn't afraid to cry.... tears are afraid of Chuck

[kawigwapo]

I dont want to click dislike coz i might get killed

[hynix93]

Wow... He is the best man in the world! I mean, nobody gives him any bad criticism. And there is maaaany funny and cool facts about him!

Even if you types "Chuck Norris" in google and clicks "I'm feeling lucky! and you will see this text...

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.".. He must be proud of himself cuz everyone know who he is and many gives him respect!

[pete7wiegard]

Chick Norris's piss clogs toilets

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

lol these jokes are hilarious

[dragonball999]

@Angelica21600 Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris

[XxYouCanCallMeBethxX]

Chuck Norris Can UnScramble An Egg:'D

[26296001]

Chuck norris can complete windows xp to 100%

[tdot06]

Chuck norris doesn't dodge bullets bullets dodge him

[Angelica21600]

chuck norris farts lightning and burps thunder.

[Gzz75]

i can't dislike.. i have too much fear :D

[burnit01]

Chuck Norris can explain colour to colour blind...

[burnit01]

Deaf people can only hear when Chuck Norris is speaking...

[xCh34pShOtx]

holy shit lmfao the boogeyman one never heard that one

[DPsupreme87456]

*Comment removed by Chuck Norris*

[Julienfun]

Chuck Norris isn't a god, the gods are Chuck Norrisses !

[Eljasmy]

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he got it.

[Vi3tprincee]

@Eljasmy

lmao

[idabeast89]

Chuck Norris can create him own religion Punchianity

[danniegirl1213]

There's a kid in my class that's obsessed with him.

[cabooszer]

chuck norris pees in a can and sells it...... it is known as "redbull"

[battlefieldguy2000]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity seven times.

[everyonetookmynick]

Chuck Norris slam a rotating door :D

[flysonic]

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

[C0zMiCGaming]

Chuck Norris can kill a fish by drowning it

[85gobolts]

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

[hannaheesaa]

lmao this geza a glory hunter looker the boner he gets wen he readinng them out if bruce lee was alive 2 day he would not com on sick wid him

[FullOfSarcasm]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

[MrAlienBurrito1]

king kong built the wall around skull island to protect him self from chuck norris

[bleenas]

What would happen if an unstoppable force met immovable object? we will never know. Chuck Norris will never kick him self in the chin

[TheBoriss19]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can walk on jesus!

[walk45]

Chuck Norris Sucks he is old

[AnimusPipboy]

Now his british son Michael "Bear" Grylls rule the world just like his father Chuck :D

[zodawg0079]

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

[thetaco3451]

Chuck norris once pissed in a semi truck gas tank as a prank that truck is now known as Optimus prime

[doctorwho159]

chuck norris is kinda camp. righty im gonna run for cover right about now

[JKBearness]

@doctorwho159 i was about to say the same thing lol

Maybe chuck norris takes it up the arse.

[shankful1]

@JKBearness no, arse takes it up the chuck norris

[JKBearness]

@shankful1 i see..

[Tracebebo]

Chuck norris doesn't divide by zero. Zero divides by chuck norris. XD

[TheFarewell1989]

Everyone google chuck Norris :D the result scared me at first, but is really funny lol

[itunuchie]

chuck norris doesn't think he knows

[Dilmowais23]

it's hilarious that he's reading his own facts LMFAO

[MrDriftonin]

He's cool

[andykeyser123]

chick norris doesnt practice religion...religion practices him. -made by me TM.

[bodhipuppy123]

chuck norris can stop kim possible

[FoodTech41]

Whenever you sneeze, keep this in mind Chuck Norris blesses you. Go thank him!

[bailey0970]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin!

[nunak96]

@bailey0970 i can too ,try lol

[CollectionOfEpic]

@bailey0970 You can do that on Windows Vista.

[Flea817]

In a battle between Iron Man and Spider Man, Chuck Norris won.

[noskillzzs]

plants do not grow towards the sun, they grow away from chuck norris

[maverickslb80]

he's a good sport :)

[blackmanxz]

this is exaggerating 2 the max!

[TheRealityRocks]

@blackmanxz ik lol