Dissecting Christmas Carols

[ducksrockallnight]

Apparently that stupid bastard Onision owns freespeechvids now. I clicked the link and it sent me to Onisions website.

[noobkiller837]

This is the war on christmas! We are winning!!!

[unifieddynasty]

Ahaha Romney and Nixon

[Litterboxer529]

I went into a Jewish-owned store one time and heard Christmas music playing.

[PIRATECAPTAINGUY]

Atheists eat babies?

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

You sing like a baritone chipmunk, TJ.

[Lukula29]

I wanna see a 3 nippled bat!

[SpawningMadness]

A 3 nippled bat, LMAO!

[RectalDiscourse]

i thought jesus wasn't born on dec.25, it was like the middle of july in the fucking desert. (also, didn't happen)

[thewhitegirlblues]

I went ot a target. No Christmas Carols. Hahahaha!

[billymayer1000]

@thewhitegirlblues thats because target is balls

[thewhitegirlblues]

@billymayer1000 I know haha I fucking hate target.

[billymayer1000]

@thewhitegirlblues I shop at walmart, yea I know about all of the employee shit but you can't argue with great prices

[billymayer1000]

@thewhitegirlblues and you can't argue with normal carts compared to targets weird ass plastic carts

[midifully]

@BriceOnIce Maybe you watch a lot of videos by people who rant? I know that when i watch a lot of videos like those by Amazing Atheist, I start to feel a bit angry, just because we naturally absorb the traits of those we surround ourselves with.

[auroraman56]

@BriceOnIce U mad bro?

[Shadowtjestalker]

You know, you're singing isn't actually half bad. I realize that wasn't the point of this video, but on top of being an Atheist, I'm also a musician. You raise a valid point with your fairly good singing voice.

[carolinecello101]

Do you actually believe in Santa? WOW. Such an idiot.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@carolinecello101 You're kidding right?

[Jimpaco]

@carolinecello101 you are a stupid human being

[carolinecello101]

@Jimpaco excuse me? you're the one who even watched this entire 11 minute video. And you read the comments so you could respond to some person you didn't agree with. You have absolutely no life if all you do is watch youtube videos all day and comment on people's posts.

[Th3xUnkn0wn]

@carolinecello101 you seem pretty smart.

[thecriticaldude]

holy shit, this was two years ago :D

[DXhardy831]

you have a nice voice

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

i was born wheres my medal :O

[D3admaus]

Tj you should make more comedy videos,you're funny as hell!

[salikali2]

the freespeechvids link takes me to im a banana song by onision. they love making fun of the amazing atheist

[keithzworld]

TJ why did you have to censor yourself on these videos?

[AlistarStan]

@keithzworld He had 2 warnings so he had to be careful

[ORKOdudley]

I always get a bannana in my stocking

[LaughingAtAtheists]

@TellingItLikeItIsSJM look at the evidence, with or without assumptions, but look at the evidence. Read "Science and the Bible", by Henry M. Morris.

[MrOrangePancake]

Damn it stop censoring!

[MrJohanBD]

lolz this is so true

[Abbadon380]

STEROTYPE CATHOLIC PREIST:silent night horny night all is calm all quiet FOR NOW

[bigjermini]

@Abbadon380 lol Catholics are like the evil scientists of Christians. Think they are better than everybody and try to rule all but think its for the better. Hey the priests aren't allowed to marry, so they gotta get bjs from somewhere. lololol

[KiddCrowley]

Really gets you into the christmas spirit doesn't it! ;)

[LaughingAtAtheists]

Since natural things are infinitely more functional and obviously better designed than man-made things, you are still stuck with a God/designer. The logic is simple, solid, and irrefutable to anyone but a braindead comatose vegatable or an atheist. "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:" Romans 1:20

[pappapaps]

@LaughingAtAtheists Bah, they said alot of shet back then.. Just take that.. John.. James? No, Jessy i think. He walked on wine or something.. He first said that forgiveness is the ultimate boner, yet he coined the phrase "an eye for an eye" I know he said "ONLY, an eye" but that still sounds like revenge to me.. But then again, he probably turned alot of wine into piss aswell so dont mind his ramblings. Jessy the tank, they called him. He was a tough guy, and he invented the cross and two fish.

[bigjermini]

@pappapaps lolwut? im babtist and that is still funny as hell. sadly i just may burn for laughing. multipost catcha is: jesustyle. God does have a sense of humor after all.

[TellingItLikeItIsSJM]

@LaughingAtAtheists You are assuming first that there is a God and then trying to justify that assumption instead of examining the available evidence and coming to a conclusion based on that.

[johnboy9596]

Nice 2:2 conducting!

[ArchibaltFingers]

the world is going to end in 12 minuted,quick steal a TV!

[yenachem]

Damn, you have a pretty good voice. Quite a surprise.

[volkermuller55]

you talk a lot of shit about not giving a fuck about what other people are saying or doing, and for me this is one of those topics. this was boring and pointless.

[saleswomanfromhell]

all the censoring is really a turn-off

[sasms2]

Your voice is beautiful :D

[Sp4rklingStateOfMind]

Heh! I like that, shepherd boy high in DMT ;D

[MissAntoo]

TJ's got the vocals xD

[bigjermini]

@dewerbylhserf lol i know right? they get mad and rant about us asking them to convert to christianity. but yet That's all you hear about from Atheists is hate for a God(s) that they don't believe in, and how we shouldn't believe in a God. trying to convert us to Atheism. Funny part is Most of them like TAA only picks on the Christian God. wth. why not pic on Buddha or something. Oh well. Haters gonna Hate.

[dewerbylhserf]

@bigjermini You so right, LOLOL, God Bless you. KEEP LOOKING UP. :O)

[bluesnorks]

@bigjermini If you go back and watch more of TAA's videos, he explains that when he talks about God, his cynicism goes out to Islam, Judaism, etc. It's all the matter of knowing the material he covers and what he talks about - as he's also talked about Buddhism and whatever fucking else. TJ doesn't just talk about Christianity... the topics he covers is very diverse. So that comment is essentially meaningless.

[bigjermini]

@bluesnorks sorry i caint sit through all of the hours of ranting and bitching TAA does. But I'll take your word for it and stand corrected.

[awildseanappeared]

@bigjermini Buddhism is a way of life. Not a religion. It focuses on self-improvement, not worshiping an invisible God. TJ "picks on" every God. It just happens that Christianity is the most well-known (possibly because Christians like shoving it down people's throats) religion, not to mention the fact that Judaism, Christianity and Islam all share the same God.

[bigjermini]

@awildseanappeared my bad, just trying to think of other religions. Yeah im not for "shoving religion down people's throats" But you are one of very few that does understand Christianity, Judaism and Islam share the same God. Somehow Islamist today Think they have a different God than we do. Meh, if everybody would just understand that they are following the same God, Just the Translation is different(and possibly lost)

[bigjermini]

@bigjermini and that it doesn't really matter as long as you are a good, honest person who believes in God and doesn't sin, repent, sin, repent. Then maybe we can actually have some peace between religions and denominations. Its widley accepted between theists and atheists that Catholics have made changes to suit them and their old "Holy war" bs. Just like Muslims have to support their Jihad/Holywar, bs. Most of us are not forceful and violent, just certain denominations are.

[awildseanappeared]

@bigjermini I wasn't trying to offend your religion or anything, I just get annoyed when I see comments like yours. But you seem like a reasonably level-headed person, so I'm sorry if I caused any offense.

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Plus, the simple fact that, when the song was written, schoolchildren ostracizing the "different" child---sissy, handicapped, fat, etc.---and were daily tortured and abused. So with Rudolf. Freks were in a circus tent and the gimps/homos/weirdos suffered and died, too bad. Ahhh---Christianity! Hail, Satan, Praise Ishtar: Happy Yule! YO MAMA!!!!!

[ArchibaltFingers]

@ChurchOfKali66619 hmm nice comment

[livinlitzish]

Nice Joke TJ,the link to freespeechvids now leads to ronpaul.com

[Tarynus]

What is this mythological Ben Affleck creature you speak of?

Romney & Nixon, everybody knows they're the two best reindeer of the bunch

[aphillips888]

OMG EITHER DONT CUSS OR DONT EDIT IT BUT THAT PLATE BREAKING IS GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY FUCKIN HEAD

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@aphillips888 cuss isn't a word

[TheDislikableDude]

is there a version of this video that has NOT been motherfucking edited?!

[xboxmime]

Awesome, now I want him to sing the Elements Song by Tom Lehrer

[Triipticz]

Dude you sound awesome!

[zamhooterfla]

What about Silent Night? "Don we now our gay apparel"

[bigjermini]

@zamhooterfla back when the song was written Gay meant happy. not...male on male like today. Fag, was cigarette/hay, and queer meant Odd or out of place. its always fun when English meanings changes but text stays the same.

[thatstek]

Stealing TVs and sex on the sidewalk? Sounds fun where do I sign up?

[jtspitfire]

i would really like to talk to you about the shit in the world person, lol.

[ac1th]

Freespeechvids is a Ron Paul site now.

[nerdyharry]

it's "all is calm, all is right"

[FollowerInZeus]

@nerdyharry No, it is "bright".

[nerdyharry]

@FollowerInZeus not in the desert at night it isn't

[ShiningLatios130]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[MrZoider]

Silent knight. Violent knight. All is left. All just died.

[TheBuckyHD]

lol "HAVING SEX ON THE SIDE WALK!" made me lol

[admoonhermiz]

this man is sick.

[arkayen666123]

whats with all the censored cursing?

[BigBis1337]

@arkayen666123 At this time tj got into trouble with youtube for vulgarity.

[arkayen666123]

@BigBis1337 ah ty

[crypticBhann]

hahaha!!! three nippled bat.

[MrKitsuneFox]

Wait, according to scripture Harrod was pissed enough about Jesus to order the murder of every male baby within the proper age group, right? Then why does the last song have him praising the hell out of Jesus? It doesn't make sense!

[VonManavis]

@MrKitsuneFox

It's Herrod you retard not Harrod! Harrod is a clothe shop owner, not a king! oh wait...

[MennacetoSociety]

bahahahaha dixon and nixon xD

[iluverocknroll]

this shit actually makes sense!

[princessgrapefruit1]

@Edgtheow yes well, I'm willing to bet that you are neither awesome nor attractive

[TsukimeKodoku]

I was born. WORSHIP ME!

[NekoKetsurui]

Maybe it's because of my lack of years on this Earth, but I kind of enjoy Christmas carols

[MuslimRebelRevolte]

5:30 TJ dont you know that happens in Sweden? Land of the mid night sun =P

[norge29]

@MuslimRebelRevolte fuck sweden! Norway is the land of the midnight sun! 8D

[Edgtheow]

That is one ugly man. He is awesome, but not attractive.

[Trickmaster6]

Christmas is the Only Reason i Still pretend To worship A Giant Sky Tyrannic asshole

[ThePigBlit]

@Trickmaster6 I don't worship him, and i still Celebrate Chirstmas.

[Chibiicap]

If a child is shivering in the cold, how are silver and gold going to help him? What use does a BABY have with silver and gold? Really... how about, i dont know... a BLANKET?!! Perhaps that will solve the problem of the shivering child.

[bigjermini]

@Chibiicap ....if they gave enough then they could buy a blanket and even rent out a room. but yeah that did seem a little wtf tho.

[Nokiemensful]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer!

[posse2804]

this guy should not give up his day job. Voice sounds like a dying cow and I watched this really wanting to laugh, but good lord, not one creative or funny line in that whole 11 min of crap

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

@posse2804 Then instead of bitching about it, why not go watch something else? -_-

[starsalt9]

@posse2804 Luckily youtube feels differently than your close-minded ass. He gets paid to make videos.

[Sus1THlover]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

I really hate your guts

and because your nose is shiny

you drive me fucking nuts!

Yay :D

Christmas is all about freaking presents. And those christmas songs drive me nuts too, sigh.

[yoPaigeLaura]

lmao

[Beaverhead100]

Silent Night. My choir had to sing this song. It was really awkward.

[jonnydarkfall]

You kinda can tell that Lewis Black influences him. I love TJ :)

[alatheir]

this video kinda did suck....

[oeruli]

I remember that last song. I used to like it. Didn't even realize the baby in question was Jesus. I always thought it was some generic baby. I had liked the tune to it.

[PartiallyLogical]

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was conjured up to sell coloring books...

[LuxLPs]

wait, didn't Herod king all the male children when he heard of the birth of Jesus?

[wtfomgstudios]

@LuxLPs It's a flaw in the Bible. It said that Herod ordered all the kids killed, but it is only in the Bible. NOWHERE ELSE BUT THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT HAPPENED. Seriously, nobody said in a book that "Today, the king had me kill my boy."? It also said Augustus asked for a census so everyone had to go back to his or her hometown, but still nobody bothered to put it down somewhere else?

[LuxLPs]

@wtfomgstudios Sorry, was being lazy and didn't bother to put in the "The bible says that.."

[LSSJBardock]

"do you see what i see" i cant stop thinking about gremlins

[RollingRecords]

this was good very very good. Dickcarbiter...it takes knowing a lot of religion to decide to dismiss it.

[909Dwayne]

TJ I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU

[OldaurGold]

man, what;s wrong with this guy? Is he retarded? This guy can't even handle a li'l christmas music. I'm not even christian but i like the season

[SatchJimmy]

@OldaurGold he does like the season, go watch more of his Christmas related videos.

[COOLBEANSY0]

@OldaurGold

Well looks like you don't have a sense of humor... you weren't supposed to take this literally, but it's too late to tell you I guess :/

[DickCArbiter]

Come on dude, you know you love Jesus and Christmas songs. Did you not know that animals can talk to each other on Christmas Eve night? True story. What is wrong with a song saying to "pray for peace everywhere?" It is Man that is evil, NOT God. Why blame Him?

[DickCArbiter]

You should sing in the Church choir. For an atheist, you sure know your Christmas songs. You sure talk on and on about God for not believing in Him. I like "Do You Hear What I Hear." You sing it with heartfelt love for Jesus in your voice. You would make a good Christian.

[BecauseBabysAreTasty]

babies ARE tasty

[RavenholmHunter]

Few days after chrismas, I sworn, if i see another chrismas movie on TV ill toss it out a window.

[AChaosAddiction]

@Zelithe At least I know SOMEONE has ears around here.

[MooooonDemon]

I LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

THEY MAKE ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS

[AChaosAddiction]

@popstarfromhel I'm gonna quote, ready? I'm not sure your dumbass ears can take this. "Ok, so this kid, high on DMT, shambles up to the king (I don't know how he got past the king's guards) and says..." and you know the rest. Before you troll on the irrelevance of my comments, watch and LISTEN to the video, dumbfuck.

[lalalanalala]

Lmao

[AvalosCassie]

OMG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE THREE NIPPLED BAT DURING CHRISTMAS !!

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

Nixon is my favourite reindeer...

[AChaosAddiction]

DMT anyone? And @InhibitorProductions can I pay in drugs? The little shepherd boy endorses them, so you know they are good!

[popstarfromhel]

@AChaosAddiction

You're a silly fuck, what does this video have to do with DMT? Silly drugfuck...

[Zelithe]

@popstarfromhel TAA mentions DMT towards the end of the video

[Leafeonsenergydrink]

oh god get that nose out of here!

[Leafeonsenergydrink]

my parents' store doesn't play christmas music at all c:

[CartoonAccordion]

a good name for a reindeer: Nixon

[darkwatch1234]

Yay Jesus!

[moviemaster8510]

i don;t know why but the censor at 4:33 killed me.

[kimisrandom]

XD XD XD

[oldSchooLson]

OHH I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH CALM IT SCARES THE FUCK OUTTA ME AGHHH!

i've never laughed so hard in my life.

[prinja666]

@oldSchooLson same here. hilarious!

[MalachiAlexander6]

I AGREE! NEED PART 2!

[AndrewMatt16]

I'm waiting for 2010's version of this...

[herojeen]

Needs a part two.

[DepressionKillz]

fail

[brettsworld99]

wow, you is a good singer XD

[InhibitorProductions]

would anyone else by TJ's Christmas Album? i know i would

[scootcha]

@InhibitorProductions *buy* and yes, I would.

[KowKowCalqulator]

50 seconds was about it.

[HRRyan2]

i don't watch TV anymore. i just wait for the next TAA video.

[foojuice101]

6:59

"Ughhh! I've never seen such calm, it scares the f_ck out of me! Ughhhhh!!!"

BEST.LINE.EVER

[ImmaHugYou]

you should call yourself the amazing pessimist.

... debbie downer.

[ShadowFox13666]

BAAAAAAHUMBUG.

[lurxtlifeson]

Everywhere, the mall, the store, the bordello... lol

[AnimeArchive1]

@lurxtlifeson mmmmm. bordellos, yum

[thrashguitar1]

Lol :Ls

[rustyshackleford2011]

with the way your sexy tits shake, you make me believe in santa again. i believe you are santa, and you are just jealous 'cause Jesus got gifts from wise men but you have to give gifts to stupid kids. LMAO. I will buy you some lisinopril and hydrochlorathiazide for Christmas so your blood pressure comes down a bit with the way you rant! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[InFlamesAddictive]

Eat Jesus!

[lumifie]

good *dropping plates* riddance to that *dropping plates *hole

[jayorteg713]

you atheist mother fucker

[MrDivined]

@jayorteg713 You're the dumb one beliving in god :3

[InFlamesAddictive]

@jayorteg713 All u religious ppl are ALL so VERY nice and kind :)

[jayorteg713]

Santa made 374 accounts

[jayorteg713]

he looks like santa with his beard shaved off

[danielchowtzeyoong]

every business playing christmas songs isn exactly correct...

[ninjaman116]

It's almost Christmas again, fuck

[bersaba]

I used to hate christmas carols. But then I got a copy of "Girls on Trampoline - Christmas". Now I play that religiously (geddit) every Christmas. Topless girls on tramponlines makes Jingle Bells that much more bareable. At first it was funny when people like my mother in law walked in and saw it, but now it's almost a family tradition. Christmas tree, presents, topless girls bouncing. All good!

[davetista]

5:20 i had a nightmare about that once. scary shit when it's night but it looks a little bright.

[777Zangetsu777]

actually your pretty awsum

[777Zangetsu777]

what are trying to be? the modern day scrooge?

[GamerOfOurTime]

TJ should be famous for his AWESOME singing. Anyone else agree?

[ZayLong]

@GamerOfOurTime uum, no

[BrutalMind]

@GamerOfOurTime agreed TJ has an amazing vibrato

[elbuenbeto666]

TAA should record a christmas album, atheist style xD