@RUMadBro1 Masturbation is extremely unhealthy to the body and the mind. Go to reg6(dot)com and click to bottom and order the book Secret Sin of Foolish Virgins.
most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next month I turn 17, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different.
On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever
Seal in the delicate flavors of salmon using our special parchment-paper-bag preparation. The sublime taste of the salmon and the unique presentation make this dish a true crowd-pleaser.
you forgot picking scabs and chewing them... or chewing toe nails, or eating boogers, or eating with your mouth open, or scratching your balls in public, or knowing your feet smell in public, or farting in public when people are around...
Yesterday my girlfriend told me she is tired n sleeping,after sometime my friend called me that she is enjoying with a guy.then I went there and cought her red handed with that guy on bed.I was very angry .that bitch told me she dont want me anymore.after what all i have done for her she dumped me for this guy .So in order to take revenge I have posted all her nude pics.
✪✪check them out on my channel her facebook profile is on my channel
There are Laws, Court and Police practices that encourage an epidemic of False Accusations of Domestic Violence, Abuse and Rape in this country. Women gain from False Accusations - Why?
The "Feminist" Ideology that is now Indoctrinated into Politics, the Government, Courts, Police and General Public, that:
- Women are Good, Men are Bad!
- Women are helpless Victims, Men are Perpetrators!
- Women need Help and Protection, Men must be Restrained, Prosecuted and Jailed!
Google: Martha Laura Granados Immigration Prostitute
The VAWA Immigration Loop-hole:
If you are a woman, pretend to be in love with a US citizen or a Legal Resident, get him to marry you. As soon as you got the marriage certificate dial 211 and falsely accuse him of Domestic Violence and Rape and move to a VAWA shelter.
You will be on a fast-track for a Green-Card and US citizenship - all expenses paid for by the US tax payer and as a bonus you will be getting full social benefits.
Yesterday my girlfriend told me she is tired n sleeping,after sometime my friend called me that she is enjoying with a guy.then I went there and cought her red handed with that guy on bed.I was very angry .that bitch told me she dont want me anymore.after what all i have done for her she dumped me for this guy .So in order to take revenge I have posted all her nude pics.
✪✪check them out on my channel her facebook profile is on my channel
Get a life u loser cum whore
TheReviewDude2 1 week ago
WHAT IS THIS?!
TheMinorityPhobia 1 week ago
lmao
ilovesexychocolate 1 week ago
que porquería devideo.... perdí mi tiempo vieno esta mierda
giancarloga 2 weeks ago
I was looking at gun reviews 5 min ago
1kickflip100 2 weeks ago
I was watching family guy clips then I decided to put my dick into youtube autopilot mode.
TheProofEdge 2 weeks ago
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I can't believe I've really watched that vid until the end......
SemoxZombieCore 2 weeks ago
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SemoxZombieCore 2 weeks ago
ahhh, see the wonderful things that can come from masturbation B)
SuPaFLyDizZy 2 weeks ago
somebody tell me, who is she?!!!!!!!
HomeroSSJ 3 weeks ago
#FelaDaPuta
mailson666 3 weeks ago
My penis brought me here.
TaranEdward 3 weeks ago
@TaranEdward O.o
URBANxBADGER 3 weeks ago
I got here from zagan , the cow demon.
courier108 3 weeks ago
its all in the title ;)
Curt420kush 3 weeks ago
my dick brought me here. dick is not happy
ThePsycho1712 4 weeks ago 2
No, I did not get here by accident while I was looking up 'Emma Watson Sexy Tits'...
Don't be ridiculous..!
SteampunkSguibs 4 weeks ago
excuse me sir you have hands cming out your ass
JACKELK1LLER 1 month ago
"yh some are to embarrassing to show you LIKE THIS chronic masturbation" lol hilarious
JKnowlden95 1 month ago
how did i get from battlefield
ArTicxxTiGeRxx 1 month ago
hahaha wtf...
Margottish 1 month ago
I am in THAT part of youtube agian.......
adamboy7777 1 month ago 3
fucking dick you did it again. *sigh*
MrSuckmydck 1 month ago
what in the flying fuck! I got here from family guy videos..... WHY
jetsr 1 month ago
I got here from legend of zelda rap
12345abcde528 1 month ago
i choked my willy twice today.. i think i need an intervention
TheStoicPoet 1 month ago
queer
RunAnHideBiatch 1 month ago
Better.
WDHellSOnLineKILLER 1 month ago
You're funny and quirky. I like you
JessieMcDan 1 month ago
@JessieMcDan
MrMobinbokhari 1 month ago
was für ein scheiß
Oelmiene 1 month ago
i got here from J*zz in my pants lol
askingavengedparks 1 month ago
@askingavengedparks same lol
WebXDev 1 month ago
I got here from Jizz in My Pants xD
iSongzHD 1 month ago 9
dat thumbnail
SkillerGuyVids 1 month ago
did ANYONE get here on purpose and not bc of tits??
MisterTouslehead 1 month ago
how did i get here from watching the prodigy?!
chickenzlokal 1 month ago
He spelled masturbation wrong.
Scorpiosnehith 1 month ago
Girls always say to stop masturbating and that it is nasty. How about you stop getting your period. That shits nasty too
UallMine 1 month ago
I hate these adds in the begin
BoobHornyGuy 1 month ago
2 Things. 1 How did I get here from a guy getting 2 iPads? 2. IM ON THE WEIRD SIDE OF YOUTUBE I THINK!
XArticRageX 1 month ago
2670 people were expecting porn.
GabyMcGaberson 1 month ago
This cured my chronic masturbation
ZenMaster1992 1 month ago
all i know is i want that starting pick for my pc
Chiefkid20 1 month ago
He drew on his toilet??
Mrdbzbabe1 1 month ago
Me+ZeldaRap=chronicmasturbation?????
Mrdbzbabe1 1 month ago
How did I get here from the legend of zelda rap by smosh???
iconboysbiggestfan65 1 month ago
what the hell...i was just watching zelda rap
shadowmonkey24 1 month ago
zelda to chronic masturbation how n the hell this happen
yoyomama866 1 month ago
No tits, dislike and move on
Darren87aero 1 month ago in playlist Imagination MasterBation!!
i "came" here from jizz in my pants
OgLoc723 1 month ago
i got here from gradualreport
Vitorbr431 1 month ago
wait wtf i was watching the zelda rap
hipokrit1 1 month ago
Lolol
RecklessInspirer 1 month ago
Beginning of video: Nigahiga with an off the pill of himself
Ending: MysteryGuitarMan
Austin101123 1 month ago
WHO IS DAT CHICK
Skaucat 1 month ago
Aren't you from NigaHiga? The ASS movie? Tricy?
ThumbsAreUp 1 month ago
look at the statistics... most watched by men at the age of 35 - 64 :D
1j9k9a6 1 month ago
Why is the camera behind a panel in the wall?
isleeper369 1 month ago
That weird side of YouTube again...
cristiPeace1 1 month ago
@cristiPeace1 If you think THIS is the weird side of youtube then you must be new around here..
Hugotstyle68 1 month ago
something about the intro seems.... fishy
ghost369631 1 month ago
O__O
archercalloway 1 month ago
i was listening to zelda rap by smosh howd i get here....
TheMiguel720 1 month ago 2
Zelda rap.....
MrMrFunnybunny1 1 month ago 2
LEGEND OF ZELDA SCREW THAT WHAT EVER THIS IS
JustWatchVideos0 1 month ago
Lol me too
Irenaeus1000 1 month ago
Damn just listening to the zelda rap and then this ....
Leroy11409 1 month ago 8
@Leroy11409
pure torture.
SergeantBean67 1 month ago
Dang it I was expecting smosh material! WHAT IS THIS?
Boatright474 1 month ago 2
UHHH... Wtf am I watching?...
RUMadBro1 1 month ago
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@RUMadBro1 Masturbation is extremely unhealthy to the body and the mind. Go to reg6(dot)com and click to bottom and order the book Secret Sin of Foolish Virgins.
bornbythesea 1 month ago
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most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next month I turn 17, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different.
On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever
commanderbly009 1 month ago
Ha ha
TwistedDollVicky 1 month ago
thumps up if smosh brought u here
TheMrEllohz 1 month ago 4
thumps up if smosh brought u here
TheMrEllohz 1 month ago 2
Thumbs up if you got here from Legend of Zelda Rap Video
Kingelmobap 1 month ago 136
MARINES VIDEO CHECK IT OUT REAL AS IT GETS!! SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS
USMCROC 1 month ago
How the fudge did I get from smosh zelda rap to this fudging video
izzylovesyou123 1 month ago
lik if this is not wat u had in mind
THeRavEnsFan25 1 month ago
hahahaha ya i have 3 of those habits drinking , nail biting, and masturbation
Techno4ever44 1 month ago
I got here from smosh...
TheMrminimario 1 month ago 7
how did i get here from smosh?
TrueClanhaloandcod 1 month ago 198
@TrueClanhaloandcod You clicked the link in the side bar on the legend of zelda rap.
Azertificate 1 month ago
@TrueClanhaloandcod You clicked on the fucking video. That's how.
TheChino144 1 month ago
@TrueClanhaloandcod its youtube
EmInEmman666 1 month ago
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hey type in "goodbye tmobile hello verizon" in the search and see a cool video. :)
riseagainst11b 1 month ago
How did you get the hot girl in the picture, but not in the video?
gewoonayoub 1 month ago
the thumbnail never fail to fail me
pikachu11221 1 month ago
Ha ha! Cool
TheCupCakeGirl103 1 month ago
Download this song on iTunes. Would be soooo funny if it said that
alliancefor2 1 month ago
blarb
wileib1 1 month ago
what... the... fuck...
ChuckNorrisThe7th 1 month ago 3
that was gross
mrlordvideo 1 month ago
Wheres the chick?!?! >:(
xXJAMYBOIXx 1 month ago
Bad haircut instead of hot chick. Not a pleasant suprise
NiekGAE 2 months ago
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>>> PORNzin.com <<<
yourmomentofluck 2 months ago
why the hell did i come here
ZaChIsSuPeRaMaZiNg 2 months ago
Lol
nolelea123 2 months ago
become a dj a you can kick out your bad habits!!!!!
MrSlattman 2 months ago
What did you guys expect? Its youtube not a porn site. Why would there be someone flashing there boobs?
heyHEYheyallie 2 months ago
stupid video
nt19721972 2 months ago
did anyone else notice that the box said jazz lol
throughlabor12 2 months ago
should be some kind of youtube law about bullshit thumbnails
whatsthebigfndeal 2 months ago
i huff gas in my shed
THEFLESHMANN1 2 months ago
god damn decieving thumbnails!!! ME. WANT. BOOBS!!!
Smith3r33ns 2 months ago
i wanted to see tits but there is a stupid face, i hate thumbnails
VersusLeiche 2 months ago
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you kind of make me sick...
astrawberrykiss 2 months ago
i was just watching Karl Malone's commercial....
payek092 2 months ago
when i first saw this my face was like this ":o" my mouth was like WTF
RobloxAd 2 months ago
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>>>> PORNzin.com <<<<
yourmomentofluck 2 months ago
Chronic masturbation isn't a habit, it's a life style choice.
TheJoeKilpatrick 2 months ago
thumbs up if your lactose and tolerant and do the same thing
thekaron7 2 months ago
@thekaron7 You mean Lactose Intolerant? xD
AnAngryTroII 2 months ago
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family guy clips
StoneProductionsUK 2 months ago
You dirty wanker. xD
OnceThereWasMusic 2 months ago
Nassttayy you fapper :o
Emoney1354 2 months ago
Why does this remind me of playschool....
mewtwored4 2 months ago
damn thumbnails got me again
erik132ful 2 months ago
mitä vittuu jätkä? missä on muija joka masturboi youtube ehdotukses?
hillo65123 2 months ago
Wow rawn you have lost a lot of weight lol
PurpleRobotMonkeys 2 months ago
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Seal in the delicate flavors of salmon using our special parchment-paper-bag preparation. The sublime taste of the salmon and the unique presentation make this dish a true crowd-pleaser.
goldenflower07 2 months ago
I do none x-ept fapping
BrutalBaconz 2 months ago
sex is like gasoline, self serve is always better
gwanga13 2 months ago
interesting that its "masterbation" on the tupperware and "masturbation" in the title
6BURG9 2 months ago
Thumbs up if your penis sends you everywhere.
IsolatedFreethinker 2 months ago
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he must be gay
RockinRobinL 2 months ago
Is it me or did the chronic masturbation sounded like someone eating exaggeratedly.
Agro100000 2 months ago 104
@Agro100000 rofl yeah it did. i love eating like that around my friends it pisses them off so much hahahah
bloodhoun116 2 months ago
@Agro100000 I guess they recorded some chronic mastication.
TonyPro79 1 month ago
@Agro100000 The sound effects guy misheard and recorded someone with chronic mastication.
TonyPro79 1 month ago
His poor nipples
GUNxCRAZEDxHILLBILLY 2 months ago
thumps up for epic chronic masturbation sound
Clouder66 2 months ago 5
Am I the only one that was dancing once he played that song thing?
sallygirl2066 2 months ago
"fapfapfap"
bryce8065 2 months ago
@bryce8065 YUK!
degekkejoop 2 months ago
i only click this video because of the girl.i knew the video was garbage,but i did it anyway.thats the power of big breasted and half naked women
boss350a 2 months ago
how did i get here from offspring bad habit? : 3
leviathanphoto 2 months ago
anybody noticed he mispelled masturbation in the video
soap7122 2 months ago
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How did I get here from the word "iPad"?
BoxheadNetwork 2 months ago
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BoxheadNetwork 2 months ago
I:25 sounds like a blowjob.
Apocolyptius 2 months ago
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im a 14 year old chronic masturbater and proud
samuriguy909 2 months ago
Wait? No girl? I want me life's 3 minutes and 22 seconds agan -.-'
PTGamerX 2 months ago
Yep thumbs up
kufudokungfu 2 months ago
HOLLY FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!
themazeful 2 months ago
THUMBS UP IF U COME HERE TO SEE THE HOT GIRL !
BooMmaking 2 months ago 321
@BooMmaking yep xD
prokiller56 2 months ago
@BooMmaking
Yeah, I Wanted To See That Hot Girl Instead I Saw This Idiot.
The7legacy 2 months ago
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I'm in that weird part of youtube, again.
Bllackguard666 2 months ago
you forgot picking scabs and chewing them... or chewing toe nails, or eating boogers, or eating with your mouth open, or scratching your balls in public, or knowing your feet smell in public, or farting in public when people are around...
HAHAHA tell me you dont do that!!!
xpez 2 months ago
Very educating if not for the last bit where, instead of chucking them away, you decided to keep 'em.
soulrocker4real 2 months ago
Lol her master bates her has no wife
bjgator85 2 months ago
bad habit beatboxing
Carmenyoohoo 2 months ago
mierkj.blogspot.com about women's health
loveyouok558 2 months ago
i kant believe how retarded ppl kan be like this dumbass
gd74bos6 2 months ago
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Be sure to check out the
Mistahoodstar channel on youtube!
It's hot!
Mistahoodstar 2 months ago
i masturbate watching my friend having sex with different girls much like watching porn.....
kunalkishor21 2 months ago
@kunalkishor21 ur a fuckin wierdo bruh
gd74bos6 2 months ago
wtf i was watching fingerbord vids
tecdeckpro437 2 months ago
whats wrong with eating too many burrito's?
WickedFaceFuck 2 months ago
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✪✪✪✪✪PLEASE READ AND HELP✪✪✪✪✪
Yesterday my girlfriend told me she is tired n sleeping,after sometime my friend called me that she is enjoying with a guy.then I went there and cought her red handed with that guy on bed.I was very angry .that bitch told me she dont want me anymore.after what all i have done for her she dumped me for this guy .So in order to take revenge I have posted all her nude pics.
✪✪check them out on my channel her facebook profile is on my channel
✪✪✪✪✪THANK YOU ✪✪✪✪
revenge18201 2 months ago
this is fucked up, chronic masterbation is not a bad habit, as I was watching this vid I WAS masterbating so fuck off^_^
TorterraKing75 2 months ago
There are Laws, Court and Police practices that encourage an epidemic of False Accusations of Domestic Violence, Abuse and Rape in this country. Women gain from False Accusations - Why?
The "Feminist" Ideology that is now Indoctrinated into Politics, the Government, Courts, Police and General Public, that:
- Women are Good, Men are Bad!
- Women are helpless Victims, Men are Perpetrators!
- Women need Help and Protection, Men must be Restrained, Prosecuted and Jailed!
... - Why?
VAWAhorrors 2 months ago
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Google: Martha Laura Granados Immigration Prostitute
The VAWA Immigration Loop-hole:
If you are a woman, pretend to be in love with a US citizen or a Legal Resident, get him to marry you. As soon as you got the marriage certificate dial 211 and falsely accuse him of Domestic Violence and Rape and move to a VAWA shelter.
You will be on a fast-track for a Green-Card and US citizenship - all expenses paid for by the US tax payer and as a bonus you will be getting full social benefits.
VAWAhorrors 2 months ago
Sounds like chewing gum
dlink1013 2 months ago
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DrStrangeScents 2 months ago
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✪✪✪✪✪PLEASE READ AND HELP✪✪✪✪✪
Yesterday my girlfriend told me she is tired n sleeping,after sometime my friend called me that she is enjoying with a guy.then I went there and cought her red handed with that guy on bed.I was very angry .that bitch told me she dont want me anymore.after what all i have done for her she dumped me for this guy .So in order to take revenge I have posted all her nude pics.
✪✪check them out on my channel her facebook profile is on my channel
✪✪✪✪✪THANK YOU ✪✪✪✪
revenge18201 2 months ago
I was watching Family Guy clips, why did I come here?
SuperNuclearDuck 2 months ago
fuck you
xmisternomercy 2 months ago
Who brings him to à psychiatrist or have i to go what does this fucking movie tells me. 1 that i'am stupid 2 that hè need help
henkhilberink 3 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO!?
plutobbk 3 months ago
Very imature this guy needs a girlfreind really bad.
jd102993 3 months ago
Your weird and stupid
EyedbloodWar 3 months ago
haha knucklecracking and that saying like is what i just allways do :DD
but i kinda like it :D
derGrex2008 3 months ago
fuck you
marvsqwe1 3 months ago
i clicked for the Double D's...where r they ?
smartdon007 3 months ago
Click movie cause I saw boobs
See movie
No boobs only weird guy
Get mad and leave
22BCMF 3 months ago
*Click for boobs*
*Dislikes*
*leaves*
ARNGRIMPRO 3 months ago
The picture is from swedish model "Emma Lundberg" and her fotoshoot with "Slitz"
BooSwe 3 months ago
hh
TheHolycrap123456 3 months ago
*Gets pissed off at a ton of VEVO videos.*
*Sees this.*
*An hero.*
Thizdah 3 months ago