Chinese Guy discusses Chinese Stereotypes

[Fademan99]

pok guy nee a sei bak por

xD read it out mister petar chow

[MsStarstruck1234]

@pishgarcia

hey ur right and i bet he uses those glasses to cover up his eyes so he will look chinese

[HazelWhiteMalfoy]

Are you Cantonese by any chance? because i am!

[khr1234]

@HazelWhiteMalfoy he is cantonese

[jumbo57746]

dud ur the best!!!

[EVILEMPIRE305]

rgrgg

[EVILEMPIRE305]

engrish

[hellokittykilla]

Peter Chao you have come a long way from January 18, 2009. I started watching you because Of my cousin and then I eventually subscribe a couple of months later on a different youtube account because I forgot my other youtube account username XD!!!!

[BlazinEagle79]

Bring bak memoreeys

[mrSoccernigga02]

i go to pee and i don't use one hand i use i need to take grave wt both my hands so big big like big sausage big like big itarian sausage

[mrSoccernigga02]

peter chao yes everybody clap ur hand x3

i didn't make 1 video i make 2 video no no not video teee video

[darkAngel9243]

You represent awesomeness （＾Ｏ＾☆♪

[cosmicholy]

Chinese die bad here?!

e-fee body eeees eh-sai-tud chooo see me...

FEE videe-oh.

I don't understand your horrific English, even though me myself is Chinese.

[XHibari27]

I think ur da best Peter (*^◯^*)

[McNuggetsPie]

oh oh chinese people cant drive, bubble tea is good

[superRAINonMEH]

@McNuggetsPie isnt bubble tea caleed Boba drink? i dont get it...

[janicejanisjan]

there are many bad drivers ,and alot of them are definitely not chinese

[Nazaria222]

lol fee videooo

[pishgarcia]

HE SAID HELLO WITH THE L AND NOT THE R HERRO CUZ OF HIS ACCENT!!! I KNEW IT WAS FAKE!

[theguywittheface1]

Yeaa evrybody crap ur hands crap ur hands lol

[horekar]

NO CHAO SAI!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH *SUICIDE*

[ervin920]

italian sausage. lmao. btw i chinese and i actually mesured. lol. 4 inches.

[kajigeani]

WELL U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY CHINESE DRIVER NO SURVIVER

[MadStylezuk]

i don't know if he's Baked but i'm most def are ! this Vid is Funny !

[wenqiweiabcd]

广州人？

[TheDarkturtwig]

dude i got a fenderbender by an asian lady oncce.... so that explains that.

[holahola84]

lmao..

[blackwing313]

well, the part about chinese people have 2 inch PEN15 is definetly wrong because i was at the urinals in my school( you americans will call it middle school) and there's a chinese guy peeing, at first he was 1 foot away from the urinal and i thought he wasn't peeing. turns out that he actually have a MONSTER PEN15. Btw, im also chinese and my Private thing is longer than 2 inch (but its still preety small)

[SkyFlame2]

@blackwing313 good to know that you enjoy perving on other guys in the bathroom

[KutieHoney]

HAHAHAHA if you get hit, your fault!!!!

[nyyds]

ure cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[turdy18]

AYAAAA *MONSTOR COUGH* LOL FAV PART!!

[turdy18]

AYAAAA DEIN GUY GUM YERGA :AYAAAAAA WHY IS THE CAMERA LIKE THISA!! LOL CANTONESE FTW!!!

[XcXtrippyXcX]

baby dick

[harikrishnalookalike]

so this is Chao drunk? not bad, but it needs editing

[bushtik2000]

It is normal that white people have bigger penises because white are fatter and taller. It would be too sad if none of their extra fat goes to the pee-pee.

[sydandtaytum]

@bushtik2000 the size of the person being related to the size of their penis is a myth. for guys that are obese, for every 35 lbs they lose, they gain an inch of penis.

[hichambenqlilou]

finaly her got druk a and gaave away his accent. pffff dis is reeaaarrryy disapointing

[hichambenqlilou]

he fucked up he made a video while hes drunk and let his fake accent out . reeaaarrryyy disapointing

[hichambenqlilou]

he fucked up he made a video while hes drunk and let his fake accent out . reeaaarrryyy disapointing

[FLAPJACKLUVSCANDY]

i never heard the casino thing hmm.

haha talk on my cell phone, look at my ipod nicee

[KeshaIsHot808]

i like this fake accent better.

[QQPwndNoobRageQuit]

i like his Freddy Kreuger shirt.

[jonefun82]

Q. Why are there so many Chinese people in Harrow (London)?

A. Because when they leave the airport and hail a cab they tell the driver: "Harro!"

[mooncowkillers]

Why is the video quality so bad!?!?!

[kimimarorein]

If you get hit, yo fault. lmao

[sweetcupcakez38]

ASIAN WAS HERE! :)

[velvelification]

Soething very impotent

[cookedbake]

Everybody crap your hands hahahahahaha ! :D

[Facebook715]

Damm, Random Cough

[MsSweetiePieX3]

he said hello... not harro :(

[ambergeyes]

I ruv wu Peta Chow. 

[xyron66]

peter chao here now everybodycrap your hands crap your hands lol

[rezzaman55]

3:34 epic cough :)

[ifreakinloveyou52]

yur so cute when yur "angry" ;) <3

[sonofmanchu]

If Chinese got small dicks then white guys got Micro super Micro small dicks!

[shotsig]

@sonofmanchu yo wat u talking about. they got no diks

[silverhawkroman]

@sonofmanchu i have yet to see a japanese or chinese guy with a big dick making it big in porn...

[sonofmanchu]

@silverhawkroman message me and I will send you the link. Besides, not just asian dudes, especially white dudes a lot of them have really tiny wee wees too. How many asian men have you been with to make that stupid myth true. It is all to you what to believe.

[ashneedchange]

@silverhawkroman thats because they are smart as fuck...so smart that they r number on in the business world and industry....lol more than USA and CANADA put together....so thats why they dont make it in the porn business....

[SARUJAN5]

Is it me or did u say crap ur hand

[thebryan9]

I don't see the Chinese in any kind of big racing events!!!

[gimingawako]

im a fan,careful what u say ,MTO will increase ur insurance or might take ur license 4 good, ur a risky driver ,the way u say u drive is extremely dangerous....they wont take this video as a joke,it going to be used against u...someday if u happen to get involved in accident.

[iVictahhhOriginals]

If you watch his newer videos and his old videos after another, its soo easy to tell that his fake accent went through a lot of work

[zzzz2zzzz2zzzz]

EVERYONE THINKS THAT CHINESE LIKE TO GO TO CASINO.... that is true.

[AmayachiChiyotora]

This may offend many people but I dont care. Every bad driver I see is mexican.

[shossofe]

@AmayachiChiyotora Depends where you live. But yeah, most accidents I see are by hispanics. here in L.A. anyways. =\

[theseonni]

i bet its comfortable to wear sunglasses and read the sketch...

[kluzer]

He was baked in this vid.

[zeroxzaza]

if u think about it more white ppl than chinese ppl have more car crash (not being racist!

[ZzyynnNN]

3:32-3:34 HILARIOUS AND RANDOM AHAHHA

[Maraxusofk]

Yo crap your hand if you asian and got big dick

[MontezumaIII]

Oh my god! He could pronounce "L"s in this video!

[ProjectILT]

dude guys...yes hes playing his character....his accent is fake....certain youtube popular stars play a character in their videos to make it interesting, u can tell his accent is actually getting WORST as hes making new videos now, in this old video he can pronounce "Chinese" with the N sound, but now hes saying it "Chirese" to make it more funny

[himeyunho]

lol XDD

is your accent fake??

X]

[Foiyfoiy]

@himeyunho y yess it is 

[himeyunho]

@Foiyfoiy LOL

i was dying watching this lmfao.

^^

[en325]

from "im not rich" to "LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY, U STUPID MOTHAFUCKERS"

[migs52213]

its hard to believe this was just a year ago,

[94babylozzi]

it might be old but he is still so cuteee :)

[Pandeneer]

That cough was so fucking funny

[haoward300]

Yeah, who started saying all these chinese stereotype? pointing to the 洋人

[x2xJOJOx2x]

wheres da "herro"???

DX

[tirantar]

AYY YAHH been guy gum yuring ahh?

[basilora]

where'd "Herro" go?

[ballaw113]

Your English sounds so damn shit!

[bannanasundae]

he doesnt even say "chao outside muthafucka!" so this mustve been really old.

[Cheesytoes123]

Wtf Is with these stupid subtitles? They don't even match what Is said In the video?

[kittykitttykitty]

this dude is hilar

[poppypross]

thumbs up for epic cough.

[Mrgoaway29]

@poppypross that cough scared me lol

[poppypross]

@Mrgoaway29 lol it was random!! it was funny a little, I laughed.

[BigAssGirls1]

go to 3:30 and watch

[Streetloverecords1]

cool

[Rockford8]

I like how original and mostly ad libbed this was!

[jlischmo]

please subsribe if u like funny asians. i will give u shoutout. shank u

[minnisanders]

lol this ones my fav!

[superelite21]

Your video's suck but now good. Your accent got better

[gdragontenziN]

tell eM chao

[mrsirinakaulitz]

gay

[d3athmast3r]

@mrsirinakaulitz your gay faggot

[Jmv050]

It's not just Chinese people it's all Asians and it is true. The worst driver though is the old Asian lady.

[reconarmourrocks45]

lol evrybody crap your hands

[lahoku]

Asians having small dicks is true to a certain degree. The asian counterparts in their homeleand do have a smaller dick size compared to the asians in America or Canada etc. One of the major reasons is because of the diet is much better in these countries than in asia. YOu have more of a variety and we have lots of other choices to mix in with our daily eating habits. Other than that IDK why our asian brothers back home tend to have more of a smaller dick.

[lahoku]

LAWL ! yeah he has progressed alot in his video...you can tell in his earlier vids like this one he doesnt have like a microp[hone or something tp make his voice stand out more...this is like camera or webcam type sound quality...haha and you did not pronounce the "L's" like "R's" when you said hello. ahha

[rpywcpsch]

@lahoku i agree. haha.

[XMacNcheesEX]

LOL he forgot about all asians being smart

[blazence710]

i totally agree with the chinese drivers . LOOOL .

[pinkybill2003]

this works because the utter absurdity of these videos helps people laugh and make the stereotypes at least a little less uncomfortable...i think....OH GOD BUT ITS HILARIOUS

[mattwadechan]

dim gi gum ahh

[ray01101]

is he high

[hanwenzero]

if anyone goes to china.. they would know that chinese ppl there r all leet drivers.. u have never seen crazy trafic and driving till u go to china... speed limit means nothing there.

[LeCutter]

Hey man, I like Chinese people, I do. But shit, everyone knows you mofos just can not drive well. I lived in Richmond BC for a few years. Trust me, I know this first hand.

Even though ICBC would never admit it, the stats show overwhelmingly that Chinese are horrible drivers on average.

[annathegirl622]

ah~~點解會咁樣架~~ (when he adjusted the cam)

[great0able]

@annathegirl622 that means why is this happening :D

[sephiroth051]

hey chinese freddie krueger

[stevengt4]

I'm chinese. All those stereotypes aren't true.

[itsall2eZ]

@stevengt4 its been proven that chinese mens penises are smaller than the rest of the world. you prob said that because you're selfconcious. its okay man, theres pills for you're kind.

[Wolfsbane909]

@itsall2eZ that's some bullshit, ok u wanna pull stupid stats out of mid-air ok, it's been proven that white-men are extremely hairy, hairy chest hairy back..etc that's right muda-bitch! fuck no iam not hopping inthe jacuzzi with that nasty ass chewbacca pubic hair floating around....GROSS!

[itsall2eZ]

@Wolfsbane909 are you trying to be funny? i wasnt bashing anybody child, i was stating facts.

[TheChromeLegend]

They are both his but the PererChaoTime got hacked so it's not available anymore.

[Ariesbasketball]

Wait a minute,is this his youtube account? or the one named PeterChaoTime? Which is his?

[suijen2]

rofl at the random cough 3:31

[usukkmydikk]

i agree wif da part 4:17

[MarchMadness1011]

Big.... big like big Italian sausage. lol

[pickdoor]

thats right peter chao, tell those racist white motherfukas. Just because they are white it doesn't mean they can drive. And Chinese people are way better drivers then any other races. Even though we get in accidents but i can guarentee u that 80% of them are the other people's fault. Nice work there. CHINESE PRIDE!

[miltonautosales]

Apparently, your apartment has always been a mess you mudafucka! Also, how come you have forgotten how to say "Hellllllo" in your newer videos?! JK  I think you rock!

[790graham]

like sausge lol

[ownedyou12345]

lol so many idiots think asians have small dicks but thats not true,its a myth on world war 2 i think

[ozzyxyz10]

crap your hands

[yukonajr]

Hello? He didn't make the 'l' into 'r'. He got a fake accent but PC still ROCK!

[BlackSpikyBunny]

everybody crap your hands, crap your hands, crap your hands. xD

[dannyleeg]

im new here but does he talk like this in real life that is funny

[Nattaquer]

@dannyleeg: lol, no. he doesn't actually speak like that IRL.

[napsterchik33]

haha.italian sausage!!!

[Kresterz]

old peter chao vids such bad quality

[jodie125]

ROFLLL !

BIG SAUSAGE ! XD

Kleenex in the FRONT !

Kleenex in the BACK ! :D

everything COOOOOOL . (:

bubble tea is good . XD

i love the ending .

AHAHAHA ! XD

[YourNaisho]

ooo you spreak cantonese! lol, true about the casino part except my mom like the only person in chinatown who don't go there.

[fabianmp34]

it is funny! =)

[iBrEaKify]

i luv yur laugh nd im black nd yu r sssooo hilarious luv ya peter chao

[stitchz123]

crap your hands

everybody ruff me

chaniese have small dick lol

[guygooguy]

@midhattt YOUR MOM DOES

[obesedamsefly]

he cant pronounce the l in words

so when he says everybody clap ur hands

he says

everybody crap ur hands crap ur hands

lol

[Soupshi]

i like how you laugh xD

[geekintheblue]

i talk mad about you steretype chinese. tell me think youtube!!

...

lmao ily.

[rlbt106]

like big Italain sausage.......jokes

[xObeseNinjax]

everyone!

subscribe to peterchao1000 !

[CaptainAmerica4Ever]

Peter Chao is fuckin hilarious! unlike that other annoying dousche FRED!A

[gerardbot3]

Everybody crap your hands LOL

[midhattt]

why he's talking about his dick.

no offense i think ur vids are funny.

But who cares u have a small one?

[assain246]

coz a shit load of ppl say chinese ppl got a small dick, but its not true...

[slipknotfan4everR]

@assain246 the truth is its Japanese guys who has small dicks and how white ppl know that coz they watch porn (japanese porn) and they mistaken other chinese has small dick

[assain246]

@slipknotfan4everR yeah i've seen jap porn, their dicks r like fuckin 2 inches, sooo sad

[Wolfsbane909]

@assain246 yeah that's why they censor that shit, uncensored it's funny, makes me laugh every time, the chicks r good actors they have 2 fake it! only japanese porn! NOT chinese porn.

[HARKE90]

@slipknotfan4everR lol i have chinese porn aswell and they have small dicks aswell. face it man small dicks are a plenty in asia.

[Wolfsbane909]

@HARKE90 yeah it's true 2 a degree, i've been 2 the showers in asia, but that's a good thing 4 me, all these guys with micro-midget dicks can't compete with my piece....so they buy expensive shit that they don't need 2 make up 4 their lack of man-hood pathetic really. strategically it's great these guys don't know about "ke-gal" male version, "tending 2 a garden is different from growing a tree, but similar"

[Poison9877]

@assain246 who care if it isn't true its funny and the race that has the smallest dick is blacks cause they brag about how big their penises are which is why its so fucking small

[lqy235yout]

Either he is schizophrenia or I didn't get what the joke was.

[ThePhamine]

i support u about driving. my dad drives fast & he almost 60. he got caught by the popo by a few different depts. only one accident & tht wz the day wz when it snowed & tht intersection wz known 2 hv car accidents. even my dad has 3 firebirds & it kicks motherass & revs so loud!

btw heres an example: tokyo drift! lmao

[chelsy888]

aahhhhh yaaa dong yaaa ohhh yaaa the cameraaaa ohhh yaaa lolz

[lippertmax]

"kleenex in the front kleenex in the back, everything cool." i lold

[1thelime]

This one sucked

[5674trackrunner]

LOL! dude your so funny and yah i hate when people say those shits about chinese im chinese :)

[gensexercises]

haha when u coughd i was actually grossed out lol u shld do a vid on ppl mocking asian of sars and defend chinese ppl

[cool2thetouch]

LOOOOOOOL kerinex HAHAHA

[WatDaFugg]

CANTONESE FTW!!!

[pheeson]

every body crap your hands.. crap your hands

LOL

[ntsuab2]

i guess u s bored...

"everybody clap your hand" clap your hand

hahahaha

suck and idiot

[alexislol321]

rofl,every bpdy crap your hands crap your hands crap your hands

[despondentblue]

hahaha.

[KeyLargo67]

Its weird watching older vids like this then watching a recent one. You've progressed like crazy

[sonyericson20]

lol

[RejectComedy]

where is ur accent in the begining huh?