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[JAGodSCR34M]

Is that car still road worthy? I would actually drive it like that

[pompikto]

the stock mazda is faster than my old car 2011 peugeot 207!

[SuperZezor]

LOL A CONDOM

[IIGrayfoxII]

Removing the backseats is illegal since the car is registered and is complied as a 5 seater.

If i cop pulls you over and sees this you will get a major defect.

So if you want to lose weight do not do it

[jking6155]

@IIGrayfoxII In what country?

[DUDI0215]

the condom explains why they always find pube hair in their cars..

:|

[ZalaProductions]

How the hell did that condom get under the seat cushion lol, and I would've thought that with the car 'convertiblized' it would make it less aero dynamic but I guess the weight makes a big difference.

[TehoTarve]

@ZalaProductions aerodynamics matters nothing @ 60 km/h

[iTxD]

Wanna go fast? Drive off a cliff.

[mitch6960]

because race car

[conrad0102]

How much did that condom weigh?

[SY1WEK]

Natural Fun, i had a good laugh :)

[Tenchcnet]

So how much did they remove?

[0950950]

Favorite saying from vid,  They make me feel strange.

[Braskus]

@0950950 "I tried to remove them 'cause they make me feel stange."

[GHJFGJKGH]

you touched pubes!!

[axle11201]

Stock: 11.5 secs

Modified more like stipped :P

[axle11201]

im pretty sure you break the spark plug in a vise and then through half of it at the window

[TurboLag23]

I started out just thinking that this was another joke episode...

HOLY FUCK!!!! 3.7 seconds shaved?! That's insane! And all by removing a condom under the seat!

hahaha

Seriously though, this was impressive, and very educational. Considering doing this (albeit a less serious version) to my Outback. Probably gonna remove stuff that's just weighing it down; I've got plenty of that.

[Scar3Cr0w619]

@FINDaCHANNEL What the fuck are you talking about he left about half of the corner pillars they were like that the whole time the fail=you my friend

[M0bsine]

believe it or not, it really works :O

my car is now faster :D

it goes about 10kph faster now :D

[chetniksrb333]

just bought a audi and have no more money for modding so i might just try this

[switch0123]

crazy!!

[hantechbl]

pfft, the steering wheel adds too much weight too.

[moeramz]

Im sure that used condom was the reason it was slow

[chamblizi]

RAKE LOVES IT CAUSE ITS NOW A COUPE!

[chamblizi]

nasty ass car man i had worked for a car dealership it was a car just like that i was cleaning it out AND I TOUCHED A CONDOM ~<~ T_T!

[chamblizi]

thats not neglect that's MOLESTED

[Fifress]

wtf you cant break the window!? xD hit it on one of the corners...

[mydogzty]

They could still remove Moog and the extra seat. Plus the dash, not like its gonna get them any more illegal to drive than the way it is now.

[OmniScientDrift]

WAS THAT A CHOKE?!?!?! HAHAHAHA XD

[tanner1427]

this video is halarious. haha but i dont think anyone will do that to there car:)

[jerkininjamaica]

oh ya jsuts the cost of the power tools but totally free lol

[EverythinMsk19]

actually not free you still need the tools to cut or take off the parts

[barkingplace]

@EverythinMsk19 If you don't have these basic tools, you're a cunt.

[EverythinMsk19]

@mightycarmods hey marty at 07:15 you forgot to use a baseball

[EverythinMsk19]

@EverythinMsk19 i mean moog

[88zack1]

lets go to the beach and look for that guy that paid up to tune up his car!

[rishi4392]

2 criminals



[lilmandslat]

Thanks a ton guys, My ford festiva was always slower then my friends cars, but now thanks to you i sometimes beat them off the lights! i get some funny looks cos i dont have a roof though, but fuck them haha :D

[KeskinTRS]

It says "Thinner" on the scale :)

[FINDaCHANNEL]

notice that the roof is still on when they do the test with new upgrade notice at 8:35 he cutting the front door frame then at 9:18 you can see there gone then at 9:34 there back on some how and its sunny and inside the car its shade and theres no wind noise mcm u failed on this one

[mrbp10111111111]

well its not free who pays for electrisity

[517634]

This went Top Gear real fast...

[MrBolless]

you can remove weight.. or you can chuck in a 2 grand sound system cos it adds 1000kw :)

[zave1525]

i bet the paint added 10 horse power.

[PhenomenalKarma]

by the way guys dont cut your roof theres no point, it will make it un stable and slower

[Exgaves]

@PhenomenalKarma mate it's all about choppin down the weight

[extreamrider48]

What are some easy performance mods that wouldn't be ridiculous in price?

[PhenomenalKarma]

@extreamrider48 change your fluids, replace the spark plugs, reduce weight, get better air intake, better exhaust to let more fumes out, there is quite alot you can do without much cost.

[Uplus2026]

Wait... Was the nice gentleman standing on the roof... while he used an angle grinder to cut off said roof?!

[Colt45hatchback]

poor lil 323, its a shame that any car ends up like this, I saw an immaculate pulsar with 86,000 K's on the clock go to the crusher because it needed a new pair of cv joints and clutch... it even still had 4 months rego... not really a very good car, but im sure with a couple hundred bucks it would have made a nice undefectable daily drive....

[doporto13]

he throw hammer like little beetch...

[Chrisikki]

Yeah thats what ill do to my s2000 Haha

[Ready2Run1]

c'mon-windshields weigh alot, floor pans, all the doors, that target top thing you had going on, the exhaust system, brake lines, bumpers, taillights, grill, the passenger seat, dashboard, among others. i hope to see this mod revisited!

[wh1474]

@Ready2Run1 theres this one vid somewhere they did just that made a 9 sec car from an excel. bugggered if i can find it tho

[MrJockoff]

did it say mighty c*unts at the start? im sure thats what i heard

[jslewalite]

lmao. well its either this or the scrap yard haha

[usmanjadoon100]

thats 60kmh not mile!!!!!

[zabi17]

the spark plug is meant to be broken in pieces( the white stuff) then thrown at window, fkn works

[RossPrestoniscool]

it looks like a coverable, SICK im ganna get my self 1

[EricRacine123]

i almost pissed my self when he tried to break the window lol

[tupic310]

@EricRacine123 i want windows like that lol

[manlymud]

it was soo ugly both ways. i wont dislike bu it was stupid

[Batner112]

maybe they should remove the engine that saves another 100Kg :D

[isdisavailable3]

@Batner112 well it certainly would go quicker lmfao

[lardypedro]

my favorite part was when he was trying to break the window lol

[23v0lv32]

seeeeamless

[eskamokiller]

how can u get a car for 50$? i want one to work on

[MrStoikz]

howd you find that for $50? I want to try this

[janrdoh]

he said wetback

[appleipad123]

i love that cabrio . lol

[ericngohp]

i think they should boost cars lol

[bboi1010]

nice ass action at 8:30

[LPMinecraftOnline]

i have noticed that he makes ALOT of jokes about pubes in their video

[Sh00t3r357]

why are you saying kilos? its called pounds...

[beaverlogz]

@Sh00t3r357 no way its sooooo kgs

[klickfeuer88]

@Sh00t3r357

quite clearly trying to get a rise out of people. lol

[v8priide84]

HAHAHAHH uz r mad im loving this

[Bomblebean]

HELL NOOH I AN'T DOING THIS TO MY BMW!!!!!!!! XD

[itsjasonLOL]

"WHICH IS ABOUT AS HEAVY AS.........."

- " A MIDGET?"

HAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[phntazma95]

"modified"

[turbodaxter1]

wtf, did the old owners turn the back seat upside down jack off into a condom and rub their nutsack hair into the bottom of the chair?

[mostrandomguyaround]

lol your supposed to break the sparkplug and use the porcelein to break glass, not the whole sparkplug

[riserebelrevolt]

will it blend?

[Variality73]

holy shit! thats my old car!

[zhopel]

04:23 xD

[blink182scotty]

this may look funny, but to be honest this is how they did it back in the day, removing any unnecessary parts like fenders, hoods, interior etc. from your Model A was a good way of making it faster.

[TommyDelVillar]

I'll do this to my new VW Gol G4+turbo and lots of shit (all my money spend on it)

[HairyRampage]

@mihaiconstantin91 4 seconds in a race makes a huge diffrence

[xai64]

convertible...ALRIGHT!!

[Moskus93]

damn i wanna do this whit my Bmw! :P

[devastate754]

easy way to lose 100kg, dont bring moog with u..and thespare tires lol

[playstationpro13]

paint makes it heavier

[BradRizzle7780]

i wish i knew how much a kilo was.

[DerbyForget]

PMSL at 7.02 onwards :D

[rhimezzz]

dude! i'll do that to my car. I'm starting right over. Awesome!!

[TheGavinch]

Lol, this is a very funny video, but could you guys do a serious weight reduction video?

[chrisygta4life]

wtf did i hear a sheep?  3.12

[Zackett1]

probably their dumbest video... yeah im definatly going to rip my car apart for it to be a few seconds faster...

[Toyotoys]

@mihaiconstantin91 4 seconds is pretty good. i wish my car was 4 seconds faster!

[tompwh]

Good watch! but i was hoping for some engine tuning tips. to sum the 10 min video up.. remove everything out of your car to save weight. I hadn't thought about cutting my roof off, thanks for the tip :D

[iiiYEDDLEiii]

Forgot to remove the exhaust pipes. Would sound like a V8 and drink like a V12 and maybe add half a sec or something around that :D

[HDDrizzy]

@mihaiconstantin91 dude, the car was f*cked up, they fixed it.

[Imprtd]

@mihaiconstantin91 Thats right lol, close your account.

[Imprtd]

@mihaiconstantin91 Ok faggot, buckle up. 1: This video was a joke, please kill yourself. 2: Your spelling reflects on your ability to detect a joke, making you a retard. 3: People actually go to this extreme to gain seconds and weight in racing(minus chopping the roof). 4: How on fucking earth do you even go about coming up with the word "fuctup".

[allisinthepass]

@mihaiconstantin91 yeah because the car was so nice before

[xxmartinztikixx]

im not sure whats most useless the military spade or the car :p

[Maxxstaa]

@mihaiconstantin91 that actually helps alot if you race

[Maxxstaa]

haha what kind of glass is that

[GTAinHDgamer]

just try it with the driver only...

[GasserGlass]

You guys are funny as hell..... Keep up the good Car videos...We YANKS like your dumbness...... by the way, your steering-wheel is on the wrong side of the car, is that a custom feature?....heh heh...Thanks...Randy, Washington DC

[nawras94al]

lose some engine and parts then it will go faster

[TheKillgore521]

all the weight you took out to make it faster will be lost when you take a passenger with you ...

[landraider101]

what do they do for a living anyway?

[RadioTechSk8]

im gonna go make my mums car go faster :D

[SukoSeiti]

omfg, did you just touched that pubes WITH YOUR HAND?

[gurre99]

Can't I make my car faster without f*cking it up?

[MrTigers6423]

after all of that 4s

[AliAbd4]

@mihaiconstantin91 JUST 4 seconds?!

[terrell7366]

the car actually looked much better that way

[dpstarcom]

@mihaiconstantin91 4 seconds is a lot of time in the race world and on the 1/4 mile

[bbyjin]

LMFAO!

[bbyjin]

LMFAO!

[Gurginator1]

they still could have taken off way more!!

[iirmantass3]

These guys needed to remove doors hood all lamps. so it would go 6 seconds faster

[mightybeanz0203]

The owner had sex

[MotorSportChannel865]

can u do this with a ferrari?

[abascualr]

@MotorSportChannel865 no but Ferrari can do it for you for about 100k

[CyberdyneProductions]

cool box bro.

[LongRangeBullet]

YES! YESYESYESYES!

[charjohnnie]

I want my car to go faster but im not sure if i should go ahead and to that lol

[proton600]

just realised it was kph, thought 11.5 was a bit too good for that

[HardStylahz]

Hey mate, just to let you know :) grab the spark plug and get a hammer crush the white crap off it in little peaces and grab 1 or 2 in your hand throw it hard as you can into the window it the whole thing shatters. You wont even hear a thing while its done aswell because it doesnt fall it just shatters it.

[lilArabWarrior]

I LOLD SOO HARD HAHA

[skiingpoppinridin]

wouldent removing the top make the body flexed alot more and ruin any turning advantage

[wato2424]

I wonder what their neighbours where thinking

[Vaughnlesterinoz]

I pressed like when you said to just paint your hood black if you can't afford CF. Made my day. ^_^

[Zoie3x8]

after about 6 minutes in, it just falls down dead into a complete and utter joke, even if they do get results by cutting away so much of the car.

however, in the spirit of the joke, sick as it may be, i would suggest that optimally, a racing vehicle consists of nothing but an engine/transmission, wheels and suspension, steering, a fuel tank, just enough of a frame to hold all that together, fuel and speed gauges ...... Maybe a seat, if you're lucky.

[musich13]

Why did he pick that balloon up like that at 5:35 0___o

[ieatrice9901]

Lol Bugatti isnt American..

[Loftworthy]

Mazda 323 Superleggera :D

[KrayZeyJ]

you guys forgot to remove the engine.. that thing's REALLY heavy D:

[woodyisace]

that was wicked, my wife always wanted a faster car,should i cut her bmw up.lol.

[45shfifty]

this is about the funniest car video i've seen on youtube thus far

[MillerFootball]

@45shfifty Would have been funnier if they got a flat tire before they made it home.

[OnDUBzProductions]

o my you guys are fucking clowns

[MrWolf2212]

nice Golf in the backround

[DC7544]

wow and without the passenger it might have been close to 7 seconds or maybe even slightly under.

[scarrmakerz]

was there a choke on that?

[tashtan1]

so if I lose 100 pounds=aprox 40kg, my car wil go about 1.5 secs faster?!

[psylover1991]

hahahahhaahaha i just LOVE your videos and scence of humor :DDD

[RideOn003]

46 people coudnt afford a carbon fiber hood.

[lancethex]

this video had me crying with laughter



[venon1186]

jajajajajaja LOL

[Ryker624]

Spark plugs do shatter glass, you don't throw the whole spark plug at the window. You smash the ceramic end (the white glass like stuff) and take a big piece of that and throw it at the window pane. At least that's what is floating around on other Youtube videos across the internet, have not tried it myself.

[sonic3243]

By getting rid of the glass you caused aerodynamics to go blergh.

[germanbeerboy]

Dry and sarcastic. HILARIOUS

[vitorix24]

0-100km/h citroën ax inage without modifications, 9s or less 0-100km/h (:

[R34Driftz]

it should be 0-100 because its in K not M :/

[davidsquall351]

that carbon fiber hood is Awesome...lol

[oizongwei]

wtf? lol

[wolfteam121213]

sweet, time to do this to my bmw

[RooRtoker101]

For the spark plug trick to work u break off a little bit of the porcelin and throw it at the window like u throw a tennis ball for a dog and it will smash

[wowzinger]

ok first of testing performance is done in miles, 0-60 miles an hour, not km

[RooRtoker101]

@wowzinger thats becoz ur in canada these guys are in australia where it is km

[wowzinger]

@RooRtoker101 its also kms in canada, but any one knows that you test the 0-60 of a car in miles, and if in kms its 0-100km even top gear britain, does things in miles, ever car guy know the performance of a car is done in miles,

[RooRtoker101]

@wowzinger yer but moog and marty probably wanted ordinary people to know approx how fast the car is going so they dont have to go an convert it to miles just so they can know plus all australian cars spedometers are in km so yer and ya cant exactly take this car on a highway to get up to 100 when its roof is chopped and it looks like that

[chinohype]

THIS SHOULD BE CALLED "HOW TO DESTROY YOUR CAR" LOL

[funkyjaloppy22]

poor plants

[azntranc3951]

@funkyjaloppy22

yeah ! im amazed they're alive .

[CurryProd]

LMFAO 11 seconds for 60 km/h i thought he meant miles.. ahaha it would take it like 30 seconds to get to 100

[Imakeplanesboom]

My car was 5.4 before modifications, and 5.3 after. Better than nothing...

[wbc564]

Make it a roadster!