Sea-Monkey Documentary

[themobilevoice]

Sea monkeys look boring as shittt...

[hypo12345678910]

I love the idiots that cant realise this is a joke. XD

[Jlp55336]

Is this suppose to entertain you or to inform you. Because IDK

[Iginla7NHL]

Haha this is funny and well done

[KMarr07]

i love sea-monkeys!

[maia20011]

Great vid but it doesnt sound real

[furonwarrior]

I knew it! George Bush owned Sea Monkeys! lol

[mtijger]

wher are they i only see moving dust in that water XD



[maxtla11]

it sounds like chris from family guide

[JamesFB12]

is this a joke?

[curvalcurval]

Why do these sea monkey videos always make me itch?

[poisonsmith]

Can you grow triops and sea monkeys together?

[SeaMonkeyPrincess]

@poisonsmith Only if you want the Triops to eat the Sea Monkeys. Also, Sea Monkeys are kept in water with high salinity, that's what those patented white crystals in the first two packets are, while Triops are kept in fresh water.

[B0L091]

I think all the thing of the sea-monkey is a little creepy.

[MrCooldude518]

what does the plasma do

[islensktrapp]

@MrCooldude518 it makes them travel back to tiime O.o

[Coolguyus123]

@MrCooldude518 helps the babies live

[NodDisciple1]

Have you ever raied their close relatives the triops?  XD

[subtleserveyor]

@NodDisciple1 Are they better?

[NodDisciple1]

@subtleserveyor No, just bigger. XS

[subtleserveyor]

@NodDisciple1 They look WAY cooler.

[epicguy2011]

sea monkeys in a grocery store?!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND?

[spencermel]

@epicguy2011 here in hawaii,they sell them at foodland in toy section and at longs drugs.Now I know what it looks like in my girlfriends mouth and womb after I am satisfied. TAKE IT ALL BITCH!

[TheBarbie1969]

they don't look like monkeys :(

[pandathebean]

they don't :(

[TheSk8ingPotato]

this vid is purpisless

[JustClickHere1]

is dr. vundercam george bush?

[loveandberrycardsare]

Haha Seamonkey going to MARS !!!! good luck with that

[L1LTERRA]

3 words for ya - SALT AND VINEGAR

[braveheartlioncarebe]

I found a floating cat hair in my sea monkey tank and since they are superior lifeforms i dont want to be punished!!! how do I make my cat leave them alone?

[afrodylan671]

@braveheartlioncarebe If your really serious you should put them on a place your cat cant reach/climb. I have cats to

[mackman9876]

koolist fake documentry on sea monkeys

[AlexRaveloTV]

this made my day XD

[franz021191]

r they moskito

[Krybo]

Im afraid of those..no one ever played spore ?

[PDMLJC]

superior, these guys are destined to be food!

[tbivision]

wtf! triops are way cooler!

[TheGrandJump]

@tbivision I TOTALLY AGREE WITH U XD

[sergiofer34]

my sea monkey died

they were right next to my windown and my dad opened it and the air pushed it to the floor and the died , but some stayed alive so i quickly picked them up and filtered some water with my filter and got really stupid and died l8tr on in the day :(

[Nosmoth76]

Why do u distort your voice? Could it be that you may be recognised & are ashamed of your own love of sea monkeys? & what your friends may think? Who gives a shit!?

Sea Monkeys ARE my friends.. u ask em.. they'll tell ya..though they still seem to be a little POed that I killed Nigel. (he was was my super stud) I'll win their trust back...times a healer..

[ferni1023]

my seamonkeys made a whole new town and right now they are bulding a cemetary but is it bad they they built a bar and there is prostitudes?

[benso9c]

My triop eggs hatched 7 sea monkeys ,and 14 triops ,Yeah i know most of the time Just few triops hatch,Ive just started feeding triops baby carrots.The triops had a rebellion and ate 3 Sea monkeys . So i made a gate at the sand section of triop park?(The gate was made out of baby carrots).One day they will grow stronger and smarter and get through the gates.And kill the triops.

I punish the other triops for theyre Deeds.

I must say i love Playing God!

Btw this was my first half.

[xstncd]

The guys voice sounds like Chris Griffin from Family Guy ~ haha

[sergiofer34]

do they mate?

[SuperPyro33]

@sergiofer34 yes..

[roelin360]

@sergiofer34 yes but its hard to mate them without giving them mating powder

[sergiofer34]

are these animals, made by humans or natural to the world?

[Dojan5]

@sergiofer34 Humans have not yet created proper life. We've modified bacteriae, but life, no.

These are native to the earth.

If I recall correctly "Sea monkeys" are shrimps.

[kadaj2172]

i almost got the mars one....but it seems like a waist of money...so i bought the basic pack...for like $8....does the same thing....

[gruntkid10]

Mine got like super big

[kayteaas]

I love this!

[catolupus]

Amazing creatures

[leandrodude]

@catolupus he is joking.... i hope you know that... lmfao

[rumplestiltskin1511]

Aahhh the magestic sea monkey !!

[69Jorgasm]

I didn't know sea monkeys practiced religion..

[hininga28]

@69Jorgasm they do o_o and they are buddhist

[mudkiptyler]

Wonder why they call 'em sea monkeys although their really shrimp hybrids

[glitchmaker5000]

the guy sounds a little bit like chris from family guy

[CanibalClays]

LOL Nice doc



[gearab]

lol that's funny haha

[Dylanempire]

Awesome when stoned. Obviously you guys were when you made this!

[stencilwashington]

hahaha this is great!!

[mrcoolblad]

is this meant to be funny cause i aint laughin

[littleprincessbear]

@mrcoolblad im with ya! lol

[FluroUnderwear]

This is a weird video.. :P

[alexmark33]

lol a sea monkey scientist? lol wasting your life on stuff you get from a comic book. win or fail? i say a bit of both

[anthonychad]

perhaps your sea monkeys are on strike and want better living standards , or relocated to another location - when it comes to raising sea monkeys and getting them to understand that you are they're god and creator - perhaps place a photo of yourself next to the tank so it's 1 of the first things they see and will get familiar with as soon as they are released from the Packet # 2 contents .

[thapizzakillr]

Seamonkey: "and that mound of waste over there is our museum" lol

[yvell]

LOL

[rob1upon1gsxr1000]

the doctor sounds like the narators asshole!!!! WORD!!!!

[ejenkins09]

@rob1upon1gsxr1000 sounds like chris greffen

[BorderSkt99]

My sea monkeys has reached the use of time travel!!! O.O

[andreaeatscabbage7]

Hahahah! Awesome video.

[sherazuki]

Does anyone not realise this a is joke?

[Crowntailluvr]

Dude, they are just brine shrimp. This narrator is blowing them up beyond proportion. They live in regular salty water. You can buy like 20 for $5.

[wolvee123]

Sea-Monkeys are a hybrid species of brine shrimp called "Artemia NYOS". "Artemia" is the genus they belong to, which includes Fairy and Brine shrimp. NYOS is the acronym for the New York Ocean Science Laboratories where they were created.

[Crowntailluvr]

True true. I would rather pay for brines than to pay all of that for some genetically mutated brine.

[TheWiggy12]

all i can say is WOW

[GamingTard]

its not real fish rigth ?

[1yoyo1010]

no they are

[TheWiggy12]

@GamingTard i think so

[petfan1202]

no and thee not brine shrimp ethier

[pornoslut]

I bought sea monkeys over a month ago . they never hatched . I had to dump them out . there wasnt anything floating , it was just water . I know I did it right.

[101iguy]

WTF who the hell wants to eat sea monkeys

[pornoslut]

is it me or is the guys voice kinda creepy lol

[bunglebonce]

@pornoslut

yes. he sounds like a stoner who could get really paranoid and pull a knife on someone.

[pornoslut]

hahaha I know right !

[gypsypatriciaadams]

cool

lol

[cobrachoppergirl]

sea monkeys taste best with ramen

[glennlewi1]

i bought my son a pack including the tank all the rubbish tha goes with it and i guess u can tell by my attitude it didnt work and he was gutted not worried bout the money but my son was devastated

[crazedUpP]

i ahve sea monkeys:)

[bnpedro]

yes, I saw that once in discovery channel

[SuperJordanmac]

lol

[fartypants908]

where do u get them?

[cherryquf]

in a aquarium pet store. they are sold as brine shrimps. but i heard they aren't supposed to live long.

[nathanielsE1]

You can get them online or at Walmart, Kroger and sometimes Walgreens

[demon69120]

Hyz did thez sea monkey guys really build that or r u lying.?

[EricaStar30562]

His documentary is just a made up documentary, like a story probably. Technically he's not lying, it's just joke sort of thing.

[jimbolimboboy]

@demon69120 no its a joke lol, you can buy it in the tank

[MrZombiesareattackin]

@demon69120 nahhh

[skyressmaster12]

@demon69120 no, all of this is lies. they do not come from mars. and they do not build.

[koolkrab1]

@skyressmaster12 i know where do they live

[epicguy103]

@demon69120 what do ya think. MORON.

[kawaiilolita1291]

@demon69120 X'D

[LaminatedBricks]

ha awsome vid

[seagirl439]

i got

sunken ship and seamonkeys are shrimp

[Breeful1978]

Cute!

[flyleafrules93]

lol cute

[seamonkeymahem]

My Sea-Monkeys are Not building as indicated this video!! I even went so far as to supply them with small pieces of wood and some mini hammers and saws and hard hats, which they are ignoring, how do I get them motivated enough to work? I am holding a sea monkey meeting later this evening and hopefully they can tell me why they are so lazy.

[flyleafrules93]

lol awsome

[LaminatedBricks]

lol

[nathanielsE1]

You should know that they're brine shrimp, there only thing to live for is mating, eating, and living in ur tank. They're not gonna care about much anything

[gar13ry]

and so do we human...we live to work and make children!

[lucasmorter]

@seamonkeymahem they are on strike. i was decided upon by the the local sea monkey labors union as they are holding out for a better contract and benefit package

[TheGarryModder]

@seamonkeymahem you have to insert semen in the tank so they reproduce with it! and become smart and stuffz

[CorrieMcCarty]

@seamonkeymahem you are a complete RETARD!

[gavincurtis]

@seamonkeymahem You are clearly not paying their union enough; or perhaps you are looking for Artemia Mexicanus as they work very hard and exhibit superb motivation at even the lowest budget.

[SeaMonkeyPrincess]

@seamonkeymahem Maybe bring in a self help sea monkey and have him start a series of motivational seminars.

[eRedEagle]

@seamonkeymahem HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOOOOOL

[thebiggestRIOT]

lol....

[blueicychill]

Haha, cute video. My parents just bought me that exact same Mars themed set at a yard sale. I live in an apartment so I'm limited in what kind of pets I can have. Can't wait to hatch the eggs!

[XxAsianManxX]

i got the pirate ship and i ordered the other stuff online

[jnorton1]

This is rich. Nice work fellas.

[montelturtle]

I had sea-monkeys years ago.i had a brand new tank and stuff for sea-monkeys and it was never opened but i think my mom touched it or threw it away

[thesporeshow]

here are my sea monkehyz:

-michael

-billy

-jenette

-lilly

-vanilla

-snowy

-stinker

.shakespeare

-dr.pepper

[khainguyen98]

I THINK U SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN THAT

[XxAsianManxX]

yaa way more lol XD

[nathanielsE1]

How can you tell which is which? They all look the same.

[thesporeshow]

i had some last year. they are a HUGE ripoff. i spent ten dollars on the amazing instant dying sea monkeys! i only had them for twelve days.

[khainguyen98]

what did u do? i had then for a year i think

[thesporeshow]

i fed them on the days the were supposed to eat,cleaned the bowl (transplanting them in another bowl) and made a graveyard for the old ones.

[khainguyen98]

thats it? well did u give them light and wait when u put in the water thing/and did u give them light?

[ManosTheDJ]

I had some about 7 years ago but my mum killed them.... :0......It was an accident....

[misssnoopy44]

same here D:

[looooo215]

this persons voice is annoying

[tophercorfe]

i have ashbeck mountain spring english spring mineral water is that ok for sea monkeys?

[rluix]

SPRING WATER CANNOT BE MINERAL!

[01texasgirl96]

i had some seamonkeys but i was sitting on the floor under the desk they were on and it fell ...... on my head !!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was gross .

[einsteinipod]

Sea Monkeys DONT LOOK LIKE THAT. I thought they actually looked like . .. Monkeys. : ( My childhood is broken.

[cinnadog2009]

yes they do i had some but my friend`s cat knocked it over :-(

[estherkwanwenjin]

What actually is these sea monkey? Is it even real or some kind of biology stuff?

[cinnadog2009]

it is a hibrid of brine shimp

[Pieishman]

a hybrid brine shrimp

[Mad3InRomania]

hey guys, can some one tell me a opinion: i want to take seamonkeys or triops. what should I take?

[jeddit123]

triops

[MadBear1118]

TRIOPS ARE SOOOO UGLY.

[GangstaBPRad]

Five stars this me me laugh my ass off!

[murushi510]

Does anyone know is it okay to aerate with the feeding spoon by stirring gently? Or do i have to use a big spoon? My sea monkey set did not come with a aqualeash or million air pump.

[shacobo]

dude you sound stoned

[DASEfreedom2009]

wtf lol

[ohhhthatslyksowierd]

OMG NASHVILLE TENNESSEAN ACCENT

[seamonkeyman100]

I just ordered sea-monkeys on mars. what i like about sea monkeys is that they can reproduct. like ants in an ant farm, they don't have a queen...so they can't reproduct. sea monkeys just mate and...POP!

[PolxenTwo]

Females can sex themselves without a male you know xD

[fredfredbur]

omg!! hahahahahha

[PolxenTwo]

No shet man, I swear I read it in the manual

[crazybeavers155]

you mean jerking off l o l (')<===8

[Xweart]

I love the aquarium :D

it's cool!

[seamonkeyman100]

it is!!! i just bought it!

[cl0udtop]

In the family portrait, the mom sea-monkey is kind of hot

[0193304]

is this guy mentally mad about seamonkeys

they are juz shrimps they dont hav to gather wood or stuff dumb

[gmvgreg]

im pretty sure its just supposed to be a joke...

[lilmissfaboulous343]

sea monkeys are real STUPID DUMMBYY!!!

[Singing4Disney]

haha my friend and i made them today!

i think we killed them though.... oops

[2footfish]

lol the guy is weird all im gonna do to mine is breed them nd feed them to my fish coz after all they are brine shrimp

[Pieishman]

ummm.....you can't do that. They are a hybrid brine shrimp made for pet use only. Buy normal brine shrimp eggs instead.

[bozzycobo88]

um you are a bit of a retard

[snager80]

that'd be so awesome if it were true. i'd smush their places of worship and declare myself their NEW god. muhahahahaaaa...

but not really. i'd NEVER do that.

[briannaoc]

your a joke

[luckycapricorn159]

u sound like chris from family guy

[MariAnne6297]

I have an important question, If I boil water and put it in my sea mokeys tank, can i pour the package of monkeys in right away? Im too impatient to wait 24 hours.

[fliss07]

haha yeh me too! i poured boiling water into a container then salt blah blah then i put it outside until it cooled down and became around room temperature, and that seemed to work for me :)