Review of "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer"

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

they should ask THE ROCK or RYAN REYNOLDS to do a HARDCORE BADASS ACTION FILM OF A MOVIE JUST ALL ABOUT THE SILVER SURFER

[doom2sgt]

sucks they didnt actually show galactus

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@doom2sgt cuz now one has RESPECT FOR THE SILVER SURFER AND PISS ME OFF THE SILVER SURFER IS ONE OF THE COOLEST BADASS SUPERHERO THAT THERE FORTH THE SILVER SURFER SHOULD BE DONE AS A FILM ALL ABOUT THE SILVER SURFER AND THERE FORTH RESPECT AND THE ROCK OR RYAN REYNOLDS SHOULD PLAY AS THE SILVER SURFER AND THERE FORTH MAKE THE SILVER SURFER MOVIE CUZ YOU NOW WHAT THE SILVER SURFER IS FUCKING BADASS AND FUCKING RULES LONG LIVE THE SILVER SURFER

[AMHelfgod]

Stan, you should see my own film reviews in my channel. So COME ON DOWN

[PlanitReality]

Hey, Stan...I'm SUCH the outcast on these FF movies! I dig 'em. I dug BOTH of them, in spite of their (obvious) weaknesses. Hope you dig my COMEDY REVIEW! p.s. I flame better than you =]

[StanTheMovieMan]

"p.s. I flame better than you =]" Yes you do, girlfriend. But you wouldn't believe how much trouble I had getting that damn lighter to work. It was childproof, which made it a struggle for me.

[jodalita]

Great review: unbiased, detailed, and to the point. The best one I've seen so far. Although you're giving the film 4 Guitars... out of what?

[StanTheMovieMan]

Five guitars is the top rating. I review movies for a classic rock radio stations' website, so the guitar system seemed appropriate.

[sethdarkwater]

gerat review, the haterz are just obbsessed fANBOYS.

[davidburch]

Don't listen to the haters Stan, the hooray for Hollywood bit is great - I love your reviews - 5/5!!!

[flimer64]

haha love the flame on! and ya i liked the review! i saw it as well. good job stan!

[themovieexpert]

flee the website fatass. no one likes you. you do take it up the ass.

[StanTheMovieMan]

I tell you what. You post yourself doing a movie review and we'll see who really takes it up the ass.

[themovieexpert]

i do reviews on tv every friday. i gave fantastic four 1 and a half stars. why dont you leave and make room for a real critic mr. black. that guys cool and youre not. you are probly good for radio only but not youtube.

[faketrailers]

wow dude. nice job. Stan really did take it up the ass. He should be kidnaped like one of those people on Hostel and tortured to death.

[StanTheMovieMan]

I would like to see your reviews. Maybe I can learn something and improve to an acceptable level. Are the reviews on a local TV station or for a network and do they appear online anywhere? I would appreciate the website address since you have no videos posted anywhere on YouTube with this user name.

[PlanitReality]

Holy cow, themovieex, who peed in your Fantastic Four Crunch? Firstly, agree or disagree, give the man credit for a) making a living at this and b) putting himself out there regularly. Second, I've now heard from two separate YouTubers that Mr. Black censors his page's posts if you disagree with him. And why're the folks on here SO obsessed with Stan taking it up the ass? For heaven's sake, if you like him, just ask him to the high school dance already, wouldja!? -Kp

[StanTheMovieMan]

Thanks for your support. But there's one thing you should know...I don't make a living doing movie reviews. I do it because the program director of the radio station I work for asked me to add some content to the stations' website. While I am reimbursed for my tickets, I am paid nothing extra for the reviews. And just so everyone knows, I don't take it up the ass, or anywhere else for that matter. Thanks.

[PlanitReality]

I'd like to amend my comment re: Mr. Black elsewhere on this page. Although this issue has now come up twice, Mr. Black himself has written me and shown that he is indeed posting dissenting opinions.

[steveo15151500]

wow. all i said is that you need a new intro and now theres some hate mail on here.

[themovieexpert]

You are a fat, ugly, and horrible film critic. And I'm sure you're a 45 year old virgin. leave youtube.

[MirrorMask456]

And as for myself, you're probably a thirty-six year old virgin. Am I correct?

[MirrorMask456]

(This is of course directed to one 'themovieexpert'.) Keep up the good work, Stan.

[themovieexpert]

you fucking kidding me. theres so much pussy all over new jersey man. you can get anything.

[IAmARevenant92]

so you're saying that you can't get sex unless you pay a hooker?

haha, dude, you are so pathetic.

[MirrorMask456]

who is this even directed to?

[ClydeNut]

"themovieexpert"

[faketrailers]

YOU FAT ASS motherFUCKER. You choke on PENIS. WIMZ is the worst station.

[IAmARevenant92]

grow up you stupid little kid.

[steveo15151500]

you need a better introduction for your reviews. the horay for hollywood shit is realy fucking annoying.