@honeiibun6 I will be annouceing it in a viedo soon. I dont have internet right now so I dont have a way of uploading viedos. hope you understand. xox
A young boy walked in on his mom and dad having sex, the dad sat there laughing saying his son would forget about it sooner or later.. days later, the dad walked in on the boy doing it to his grandma, the boy looked up at his dad and said "It's not funny when it's your mom huh?"
2 old men in the park. 1st says "I feel old. " 2nd "Really? I feel like a new baby!" 1st "how so?" 2nd "I have no hair, no teeth, and i think i just wet myself"
There was these 3 guys. They were named Shutup, Manners and Poop. Manners was picking up Poop from school. Shutup got pulled over by a cop. The cop says "Whats your name sir?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Wheres your manners boy?" "Over there picking up poop.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. He's been missing since Friday. Thanks!
Oh okay great I'll be waiting for it:) even tho I have no luck and I never win anything :/
honeiibun6 1 month ago
Who won?
honeiibun6 1 month ago
@honeiibun6 I will be annouceing it in a viedo soon. I dont have internet right now so I dont have a way of uploading viedos. hope you understand. xox
dani04firefly 1 month ago
A young boy walked in on his mom and dad having sex, the dad sat there laughing saying his son would forget about it sooner or later.. days later, the dad walked in on the boy doing it to his grandma, the boy looked up at his dad and said "It's not funny when it's your mom huh?"
lol, :P
JadoreJor 2 months ago
This is stupid but makes me giggle. I find short bar jokes funny. :P
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
ilove2singnplay 3 months ago
2 old men in the park. 1st says "I feel old. " 2nd "Really? I feel like a new baby!" 1st "how so?" 2nd "I have no hair, no teeth, and i think i just wet myself"
fr0ggyfbaby 3 months ago
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
luckeycharm73 3 months ago
Your Momma is So poor when she went out to get the mail a little kid jumped on the skate board in her driveway and she said
Hey Kid get of my Family Car !
HMWHALEY 3 months ago
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
honeiibun6 3 months ago
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
HMWHALEY 3 months ago
Your Momma is So Stupid When you came out of her she looked at the Embelical Cord and said look hunny it comes with cable
HMWHALEY 3 months ago
There was these 3 guys. They were named Shutup, Manners and Poop. Manners was picking up Poop from school. Shutup got pulled over by a cop. The cop says "Whats your name sir?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Wheres your manners boy?" "Over there picking up poop.
bxbabygirl1984 3 months ago
lisafrank43519 3 months ago