Apples and Oranges and Androids

[stevebloodymckenna]

I think she purpously mispronounced Herefordshire

[lowgrade84]

that's not how you pronounce hereford

[pieblanc]

WWF is a fraud. It's an organisation aiming at washing green endeavours highly harmful to the environment. It achieves this goal by "negotiating compromises" with corporations, which seem to make the exploitation of perfectly healthy habitats less gruesome by eg. saving a tiny piece of the exploited area, which is so tiny that it can not support the wildlife contained therein. The WWF is actually helping the exploitation of nature by making it seemingly acceptable to the public.

[salmiak911]

2.3GPx? Hmm, It certainly sounds much. Was it taken as one picture or several stitched together?

[cleverfeller]

I'd like to slap molly hard on her puppy fat arse until she cries and pleads for me to stop.....then I'd keep slapping her hard until she begged me to stop....then I'd keep slapping her hard until she told me she wanted me to fuck her....then I'd fuck her.

Is that wrong?

[calaiscruiser]

Molly is quite cute eh...

[samus88]

Omg, you're so cute. Say "yes" and I'll go to wherever you are even if I have to swim across the world. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Love.

[tubingforever]

molly, you're cute, but you're no amanda congdon!

but to be fair, this show has sucked ass since amanda left it.

[TellyGambino]

she is getting porky, but she is still cute!

[DickFilms]

I'm Molly, i'm up myself and used to be mememolly before i sold out to the Yankee Dollar. I'm really fat now

[MrAndiconda]

can u do this in a bikini please.. thanks

[satyrisisxxx]

hey babe noman gives a shit bout what u saying ,ppl just watch u hopping that u flash a tit or 2

[MclaughinRecords]

just sayin oranges are waaaaaaaay better than apples

[crazed4me]

You people should respect this girl she is beautiful but that dosnt meen u have to disrespect her so Molly I want to appologize for all the gross sexual comments made by these people

[bloodshotcomedy]

hey man as much as i agree with you, its the internet and it is for porn... youtube is just down time... so sex fiend people are going to be around, she seems like a smart girl, she knows if she really had a problem with it, the videos would stop... plus shes georgeous, fuck man people are just expressing be happy for them.

[ald0sco]

You're butt-kissing skills are truly quite amazing! Just kidding. :) It's true though, people should really grow up.

[ssergyo]

molly lets make a kid

[pluto4847]

I like English girls. That's why I married one.

[volacious]

/care

[cricketbat08]

Molly is hotter than Satan's barbecue.

[Tooks77]

hey ur hair is messed up, did u just finished sum sex? wink wink....

[pluto4847]

I like blond English women. Molly reminds me of my girlfriend. I love the accent, and long blond hair.

[Zingerola]

wtf is with the closing?? LOL.. subscribed!!, like the random blabbering of facts and she tells them so quickly and on top of that shes cute. not necessarily in that order

[squidvis]

ok.. so instead of going to Mars or doing something cool for once, NASA decides to research about the fucking similarities of apples and oranges... *facepalm*

and NASA wonders why their funding got cut >.>

[TheMarkOfTheBeast1]

What on earth is she babbling on about...? O.o

[KevinPaul444]

I hope you tube is ready for me, lol, it is going to get bad, this place is the funest to joke around, and if your intoxicated its going to be a nightmare! LOL!

[huqiao]

marry me, molly?

[krypekeeper]

can i fuck you?

[Cloudwolf40]

Join the very long very expensive que

[GeoStratocaster]

My kinda gal! :)

[MIKCURIE]

would it be wrong for me to say that Molly is extremly hot and yummy...my gosh

[JaydenJohnsonBalls]

It makes more sense with punctuation:

"That is. That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is. That is, that that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."

If you can't get it when it's written that way, then you fail.

:D

[AnotherNutJob]

I can only understand her from 2:22 onward.

[rystrttn1]

lol ..shes sex

[MrGibert0]

You don't speak English?

[BilliLovesMargot]

you hit your stride.

[GalaxyGarden]

We believe in our Mother Ocean, the living, magical energy of mountains, the primal fires of volcanoes, and

also Bjork. We believe in Lady Gaga, Emma Watson and Rocketboom. We believe in erotica, Rennaissance beauty, nipples that are natural, and fuzzy skin in the sun. Our Goddess is always there to kiss our wounded spirits, to declare

another beautiful day on planet Earth.

XoX BzB @CosmoCorps

[shaolindreams]

be free

[balzac308]

Molly is quickly becoming my favorite internet personality, :).

[xmenfan5]

Free invite to lockerz PM me!

[nikobolso]

I like ur apples Molly, wanna see my banana?

[DeeJayTimo]

i rofled

[Stripdancer100]

(Не поулчается вставить ссылку).

Также на YouTube выложены переводы наиболее интересных прошлогодних роликов. Для их поиска наберите в строке поиска YouTube "Rocketboom русские субтитры".

[Stripdancer100]

Русские пользователи Rocketboom теперь могут посмотреть данный видеосюжет с переводом русскими субтитрами.

Для поиска наберите в поисковике YouTube "Rocketboom Apples and Oranges русские субтитры"

[FlyingNifo]

Flowers for Algernon Quote at the end :D

[mythos4]

Why did you drop the meme from your name... booo

[T1carus]

being form england i should be sure that molly knows about herefordshire.

and not hearfordsheer

[BeingStupid101]

I thought I saw something on that "Ten Years and a Day" thing so I went back and kept pausing and, yes, he took a picture of himself naked. It's in one of the pictures at 0:20... wow.

[marctasman]

Rocketboom! I hold you in the highest esteem! My most watched podcast and source for Internet Culture! I am truly honored @ 1:33 :) <3

[40ozFluid]

DONATE TO WTF!!!!

(world tiger fund)

[TTek]

molly to push your self esteem ...

YOU ARE HOT

You're welcome.

[TheOtherAngle]

as far as apples and oranges depends on what is considered facts.who sat down and established what you know.sure the sky is blue.says who?and you and you and you,and who could you be who was who?

[sth128]

Only 3200 tigers left?! WTF?

[Odziz]

Yes donate to WTF (World Tiger Fund) and save the tiggers!

[mic1720]

2:06

I'd like to rope you up and eat your cool cats.

just sayin'

[iamevildoing]

that is? is it not? your kinda hot, and thats the lot.

[bakura89]

Brilliant!

[conkt]

That last part broke my brain.

[multimoneymaking]

wtf is this

[bronlokis]

caitlin and molly

[theflorgeormix]

Shakespearean language magical

[iTeets]

If this is that and that is this then what is what.

[Mrdudelg]

That is that, that is, is that, that is not, is not, is that it, it is. That is, that that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

[albarlow]

thats not how you pronounce Herefordshire...not as far as I'm aware.

[caramilkninja]

that who did what? And thus it isn't?

/mindsplosion

[dannyeve]

tongue tied

[exoneuk]

Herefordshire? REALLY? Bleedin' eckers... people will sell anything.

[roidroid]

would you like to buy a youtube comment?

[NoseEverything]

How much?

[roidroid]

1 comment

[podmember]

this is it is this daäpaijnegiöpsnefklamönwsudabw­idn

[Goldberg1337]

Yey for Monty Python-esque ending!

[Nirdjha]

Nice to see you back, Molly! Please never leave us again! Don't we have the technology now to clone a substitute Molly for when you must take vacations!!?

[magnoy]

lol

[Scydow]

This is not funny whatsoever, please stop making these video's

[brendankhoury]

Any intelligent youtube content makes me happy.

You are subscribed to shane dawson enough said.

[Scydow]

Some channels are more informative then funny, some are both, shane dawson is neither and was added by accident...same as this channel

[ktchong]

I went to CES last year, and the porn expo was also going on... so I dropped into the porn expo. I liked the porn expo better! :p

[Haminmypocket]

Nice to know NASA is using it's funds wisely...wtflol?

[flamingsnot]

Ha, only Nasa could tell us both apples and oranges are small round and sweet!

[PsychoVincent]

AHMAHGAWD STOP UPLOADING THESE SHIT VIDEOS

cant I just subscribe to the knowyourmeme ones?

[Szuszf0l]

true same.

[andopolis]

Herefordshire is pronounced 'heh-reh-ford', not 'hear-ford'.

[schwarzwaldvache]

you'd think she'd know.

[andopolis]

maybe she does and she's just being adorably kooky?

[teddirez]

beautiful as always Molly x great vid too

[kylarsk]

love ya Molly.

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

Molly you look pretty as always but are you sick? Your voice is funny and you look relly tired...

Well if so take care of yourself <3

[Tanru2000]

Molly's voice is more echo-y in this episode. What's different about the room you are filming in?

[iterviator]

Offensively rude comment to follow: Next time take out your tits.

[mattblack77nz]

@iterviator You first!

[Draugo]

There should not be so hot girls as this on in so nerdy programs as this one... it's just unfair to us nerds who are hopeless :)

[MarioTheThird]

I wouldn't consider myself a nerd if I just destroyed the structure of that sentence. Learn some grammar.

[Draugo]

I have to agree. I somewhat lost the line of thought there. Maybe it was because of the hotness I saw before me... no too creepy. Anyways I apologize to all grammar Nazis out there (as well as to people my comment generally annoyed).

There, are you happy now :)

[Lazzzyeye]

Molly's fucking BEAUT *drools*

[Gloom99]

new decade now looks good with rocketboom episodes like this one. nice joc!

[wallmunky503]

It took fucking nasa to figure that out? What the hell are we paying them for?

[peesemould]

Her-od-ford-shire.

[TrollVirtual]

id fuck you

[TSWRgtivr6Vdub]

M-O-L-L-Y P-R-E-T-T-Y

yea i'm bored, peace.

[saltan2]

Neither Here nor Here??? isn't it here Nor there?

[theemarsterofarses]

You might have a bit of cold damage to your face Molly?

[GNoodle]

GREAT.

[alexmomonga]

You're epic sauce, Molly!

[alexmomonga]

And that means more than average awesome sauce

[necrokin1]

nice verbal abuse at the end

[zengrz]

hi molly love ya xoxo

[rustyhunt2]

Molly, thank you for slowing down and enunciating more. You have a lovely multi-continent accent but can be hard for some southerners to understand. Of course, my cousins are from East Texas and I still don't know what the heck they're saying. =}

[TLoZNarutofan]

Oh my!

[envoy3]

it is is is is is?

[theflorgeormix]

born to do it...vlog

[ccofmight]

I understand completely

[kailindorian]

You could talk all day, and still have me hung on your lips!

Talk to us, Molly!

[mxcncarebear]

poor tiger :-(

[colossusbeam]

haha I was laughing so hard during that last part

[Viroquet]

I have no idea what she was trying to do at the end there, quote Shakespeare?

[ranirani1976]

that that is is that is is that lol..molly molly

[Z14LDO]

nancy pelosi has a dead tiger on her huge living room

[shirochen]

that is that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is. that is that that is is. that that is not is not. is that it? it is.

Who knew three words could say so much?

[M4N1F3570R]

3 words saying a lot? how about "i love you". those 3 words say more than an entire dictionary ever could.

also, if u look at it, the first "sentence" is actually the next 3 sentences and question all said without appropriate grammar. so really molly cheated by saying the whole thing twice.

but who could stay mad at a face like that =D

[angelarcherftw]

i can't beleive those last sentences were grammatically correct...

[Aliyns]

@angelarcherftw Maybe, but I hardly think it makes any sense.

[repnco07]

it is

[tanker58p]

:30 xD go molly!!! it is what its that is!

[ledhendrix8]

Wow. I gotta admit that from the few videos I watched before, I thought you were just a pretty face. Proved me wrong. :D

[nubraskan]

Rocketboom, if you blow my mind one more time. I'm unsubscribing.

[sonofpissjuice]

you're so beautiful baby

[sharx81]

jeez ur an idiot so

[IKRV]

is it?

[ImmortalDestructor]

it's Tuesday? More like Big British Boobsday!

[juicr500]

Is that it? It is?

♥ ya, Molly!

Happy New Year!

[nicknees93]

yeah that last sentence killed me.

[KazziKolorZz]

You are soo cool....

[boxer3main]

neither here nor "there" not hair, and that guy recorded 3654 photos not 2654...come on now, you are being worse than msnbc...and the whole east copast is not in an ice box. Bangor mane is warmer than mobile alabama right now. WTF is up with facts and accuracy lately...

[Burlak4]

this made my day.....that is, it is the maker of that that is my day as is! HA!

[mtganimemiikefan]

i think i was having molly withdrawal welcome back!

[Falcon1499]

Thank God.. finally you're back!! Its been a loong couple weeks. Looking sweet as usual.

[MrAizakku]

whaaa?

[Bizzer10]

to be honest, i have no idea what shes talking about half the time

i just stare at those pretty eyes

[DonKE3]

lol wow you're cool

[NakedJKid]

lookin' hotter than usual molly... is it the hair?

[ThatGuyyyyy]

I like the report. She's fun and cute!

[Polvowrong]

If that that is is that that is not is not, then it is that that is that. But if that is is not that it is then that is not that not that that is what is not, but merely that that is not that.

[juicr500]

@Polvowrong

as if.

[xarealpersonx]

The dubai building thing is...THE CITADEL!!!1

oh, and you get a cookie if you got that reference.

[petar4onachev]

@xarealpersonx

yay but the cookie is a lie?

[LittleAce94]

no thats the cake

[petar4onachev]

@LittleAce94

yea but i still get a cookie? right

[DaAce96]

@LittleAce94 I find it funny how similar our usernames are...

[erdal0]

i wanna .. molly?

[rushpoint]

That is, that that is is, that that is not is not, is that it? It is. That is that that is is, that that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

I think I'm in love.

[rushpoint]

Better yet I think it makes more since like this...

That is, that that is is, that that is not it, that that is that. is that it? It is not. That is that, that is is, that that is not. Is that it? It is.

[ShadowStar1224]

That last part with the thats and ises is confusing.

[Magik57]

god i want to do molly so bad!

[petar4onachev]

@Magik57

amen to that

[littlelogic92]

i like oranges.

calm down, love

[Br0k3nS41nt]

The people at rocketboom sure know how to get views and subscribers. Just get a hostess that can get people to fall in love with her by just seeing her and listening to her speak.

[httprover]

Only 3200 tigers left in the wild? But they are such a magnificant animal.

Alas...

[Cakevspie94]

<3 Molly. Oh and January is also prolife month :D spread da word

[mustapha180]

We Love you Molly !!!

[mandopollyando]

Is it sad what a huge Molly fan I have become

[AetheyCullen]

That that is is is that that that is is is is is i s that that that that..

Whaaaahh...?

[Probewitch]

The capital of New York State was originally named Port Orange because

of the abundance of apples: go figure!

[TheNewYorkPete]

pip pip cheerio Guv'nah

[Gamepopper101]

who wrote the script?

[xxPutnik]

Love you Molly!!

[theorderoforange]

boobs

[iliekwaffles]

Omg i hate those retarded african hunters. I would kill them all and skin them alive for what they are doing to the cute kitty cats.

[dogfish33]

There are no tigers living in the wild in Africa. They live in Asia.

[iliekwaffles]

No i mean the whole last century. They didn't live in Africa even in the last century? Oh well, then i hate the asian hunters >:(

[SheepJumpFish]

drunked

[Ranact]

Love you Molly

[SaramisKismet]

There's a car called the Tesla. I love it.

[masterofblight]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[CRHain88]

Oh - and my bet is that Apple's tablet will be called MacTablet

(Cues from the name change from iBook and PowerBook back when to make sure their computer products had the word mac in it - now MacBook and MacBook Pro)

[Axertion]

actually its going to be called iSlate I believe ;)

[CRHain88]

I certainly hope not - but then again - I don't even know what the device is about. I'm hearing eBook reader a lot - which seems odd?

Only time will tell i guess?

[Geirunaka]

the iSlate is such a terrible name, they should've stuck with iTablet or Apple Tablet. Slate.. jeez.. that sounds terrible.

[CRHain88]

Your that is that that is bugging the hell out of me - I can't make sense of the first part unless I write it down...

[Blacklockz]

Is that it? :/

It is...