WKUK - Business Battle

[MutjinNinja]

I used to be the coffee boy, but then I took an arrow to the knee. Good thing too XD

[Drak8492]

Anyone notice how Zach walked in the door and had plenty of time to "get down" but a split second after Timmy enters the doorway his eye explodes! Hatin on Timmy will save your business, lesson learned.

[Bassmastamike247]

It's called sniper business

[FredAndXaveloy]

He had a silencer. Why did the shots sound so loud? xD

[bukowski61693]

@FredAndXaveloy it's a suppressor not a silencer but yeah thats a good point

[FredAndXaveloy]

@bukowski61693 Ohyes. Too much CoD at my friend's house. xD

[Bluelunes]

@FredAndXaveloy Yes in fact the general idea behind a suppressor is to alter the sound of the weapon so it could be mistaken for something that's not a firearm.

[blackSmurf1000]

@FredAndXaveloy suppressors or silenter dont make the gun completely quite :(

[techmouse1101]

Cave Johnson here. FACT: patience and sacrifice yields rewards.

[287ish]

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED TIMMY!!!!!!

[manjos1]

So is he on the roof or 75th floor?

[tacomunch0115]

wasnt he there for a promotion? not a day off :P

[10Sport97]

Lol! 2:20

[nidansandan1992]

This is my single favorite skit by these guys haha

[xXPandaNinja223Xx]

assistant:MORE COFFEE SIR!?!?!???????? ( in somewhat gay happy way)

BOOM!.....lol.......the creepy thing is he is smiling still lol

[MonkeyBoy5781]

Would You Sign My Slip?No.

[MrGoomakoo]

If this is what happens in other offices, Im curious if Dunder Mifflen is rly that boring...

[djsmith9080]

This is sniper business?

[MARINEx4xLIFE]

17 people... ah fuck you know the rest

[nelsonr12]

An even better weapon would be the NAAAAAAIL GUN

[effinspoiler]

@nelsonr12 That joke is soooooo old

[asianpwnyourbigass]

its called "Sniper Business"

[MrMettalicaFan]

Thats How i run my lemonade stand :)

[awsomemaster0101]

Cave Johnson, were done here.

[Dododothunder]

Poor cofee boy :-(

"More cofee sir?" BLAM

Thumbs up if you feel sorry for him

Thumbs down if he deserved to die

[Shizzlmadizzl]

Zach is so priceless in this skit! xD

[Shizzlmadizzl]

"more coffee, sir?" BAM haha

[DynaDuctINC]

I love the fortunate son reference.

[tt119100]

i knew that the intern would be a decoy as soon as he started talking on the radio thing

[ryan50ryan]

poor timmy, LOL

[duhFLUFFYbunneyz]

I love how he rapid fired a bolt action XD

[123456789hiimbob]

Lol 3:15

[KittyuaElisaau152]

hêh_âny_güys_wànt_tÕ_chät_wÏth­_mé

[lawyerification]

@KittyuaElisaau152 no

[Salb814]

LMFAO I couldn't stop laughing after Timmy got shot in the fuckin eye and then hearing zachs reaction as Timmy slid down against the wall

[4563Angelica]

wow this guy is prepared

[nepal0xplorer]

@ darkgrilden5 is it still supposed to be loud as shit?

[StgDeath]

That is the loudest silencer I have ever heard.

[zombiesareeatingyou]

Aaaaannnd that is a kill xD

I love how timmy plays the intern xD

[darkgrilden5]

Mrpsn2000 you are retarded. Even with a "silencer" it doesn't make it silent.

[czblackbelt]

he's worse than a lawyer

[MrNinjaTim]

BUISNESS=)

[CallicoJackracham]

i want a job there!

[shadyzone20]

@CallicoJackracham Just make sure your not the coffee boy!

[METALMAN4Wii]

@CallicoJackracham They have an opening for coffee boy but since it's an intern position you won't get paid.....!

[BumbleBeeGS]

Lmao this was epic

[PIE50100]

trevor makes every wkuk skit halirous

[bulletproofpunk]

This is the first WKUK skit I ever saw :'D

[godboyable]

17 people are one of the interns.

[Phanzerkrieg]

@godboyable 17 coffee boys

[godboyable]

@Phanzerkrieg 17 Business snipers

[masic88]

this seems about right, for what typically goes on in the corporate world.

[masic88]

but, jesus christ, that one part was unexpectedly graphic, for WKUK.

(i wonder how they pulled that one effect off.)

[bobosim]

Reminds me of Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life"

[DonutGuyTwenkieMan]

Cajonies lol



[PipiThePiplup]

16 people are coffee boys

[TheGeneralBurn]

16 ppl love interns

[xXChuckXxSP]

16 people didn't have any interns available.

[Capesports4]

i think i like that office

[gto1124]

i have that airsoft gun

[AQnewbie]

Does any1 notice that a piece of his head is by the window? the sniper is a dumbass he could've shot him

[LyricsGuy12]

@AQnewbie This isn't like modern warfare 2 where you can point and shoot and actually hit them you idiot. No He couldn't of shot him.

[modeadsex123]

@LyricsGuy12 Holy shit dude, you're right this isn't mw2 so yes he could have shot him. A little bit of head or hair would let him get a bead on him and he only appeared to be hiding behind an inch or 2 of wood, easy to penetrate and get the kill.

[LyricsGuy12]

@modeadsex123 You also have to take wind speed and direction into account when doing this. -.-

[modeadsex123]

@LyricsGuy12 They're obviously only a streets width apart meaning that it would play a significant of a role. Think about things before you say it.

[mmmmmmmtoast]

@modeadsex123 You guys take your jokes too seriously.

[modeadsex123]

@mmmmmmmtoast Don't blame me for this guy bringing up flawed logic, I'm just here to enjoy the video.

[MrCrazyGopher]

People criticizing the technological aspects of this short are tards. Please do something else with your lives.

[kseftw1]

well than i got rejected now ima go cry -.-

[theschiefslayer]

"More coffee sir?" BAM BAM BAM

[spartan1173456]

16 people are interns....

[TheKisukeUrahara]

16 people were killed by the snipers

[InsertDelicious]

@TheKisukeUrahara Your a fag. These stupid things aren't even funny anymore.

[TheKisukeUrahara]

@InsertDelicious calm down

[drewmic323]

@InsertDelicious seriously man wtf

[BBMC12]

@InsertDelicious I agree completely.

[kyleemelio2]

You guys are complaining about the silencer when he didn't even touch the bolt between those three shots, but who cares?

[luliszthegameaddict]

now i want to be a businessman

[kseftw1]

@killergeek123 it's a comedy not gun don't bs with me if u play mw2 and get info about guns from their than that's sad

[killergeek123]

@kseftw1 I dont play Modern Gayfuckstupid 2. I think its broken and it sucks ass and is a douchefest on consoles. i liked the vid. i thought it was funny. only thing that was kinda wierd was the sound of the gun. i dont get my gun info from mw2, im not that much of an idiot, and i dont stoop that low. OK?

[killergeek123]

i thought it was silenced...

[ltsBubbles]

@killergeek123 Just because it has a silencer, it doesnt mean that it doesnt make a sound...

[killergeek123]

@ltsBubbles I know that, but its supposed to make a quieter sound, not a super loud bang.

[flyingmonkeyman1]

16 bergman and sax employees watched this vid

[gaara508]

@flyingmonkeyman1 and 32 kids like giving a loser with no life pity thumbs up. congrats

[WhoAreYouDoIKnow]

if u notice when the sniper shoots throgh the window it breaks into little chunks....where did he get the giant shard?

[iPhap]

The giant shard was probably manufactered outside the set, and not a direct result of the bullet shattering the window. I know it was a rhetorical question, but don't try to be clever on a comedy video, if it were a serious drama, I'd get the criticism. Here, it's just unwarranted.

[Commando447]

I'll see ya on the greens.

[cake531]

i thought this was called smiper business

[LutenantDmitri]

@whoresboogers you and me both

[cruzazul89]

HE SAY NO! THATS FUNNY

[adhdninja1]

funny sketch, but i think its called Sniper Business not business wars

[whiteblackpeople]

..flash bomb

[runnybabbit12]

is that a remmington 700? i think that is the same gun i hunt with

[Illumi113]

I loved that businessman until that final "no".

[ToastieVideos]

what did jenkins have a question about?

[YOUGOTTHATRIGHT5447]

l96 cool

[MyDelroy3]

I love how the flash bomb goes off then when the screen clears he's got a freaken motar strike!

[Familydadrocks]

A good sniper could shoot the top of his head lol.

[MrLongBoardHead]

buisiness. plain and simple. so what did you come in here for?

my brothers getting married in two weeks and i was wondering if i could get that friday off. could you sign my slip?

no.

[MrNukesftw]

Theres a blot on the gun

[Gnometower]

happens in my office every day

[HistoryInfoChannel]

flashbomb.



[Dudebot58]

Is that an L96 airsoft gun? My friend has one

[danielcookie5038]

More coffee sir? Blam!

[Leopardfire5566]

Jenkins be quiet i'm on the phone. lol

[lastingpain22]

No.

[EPICPWN100]

i wish he was my boss

[akangaroojack1]

Calvin you son of a bitch, nice try with that sniper

[Shotoran]

i like how they say

the sons of bitches at what ever you call it put a sniper on the"roof"

later he says

now i know he's on the "75th floor"...

wow srsly flaw lol

[JerkifiedDopeness]

@Shotoran i think he was just unsure

[Kosorovich]

Love it. So badass, I love the idea that the head of Goldman Sachs would keep a sniper rifle behind his couch. LOL

[Rcmike1234]

Timmy slid down Perfectly

[RealKengeki]

That was actually badass haha

[SGTSHOOTnMISS]

why did the window break above him when the intern came in when the intern was on the other side of the room?

[AwesomeOposum]

@SGTSHOOTnMISS he shot at an angle

[hydro1234321]

his sniper is a tokyo marui l96 airsoft

[MoreLemonPledge1]

@hydro1234321 It can scoop a man's head clear off

[Estragon17]

hand me the case behind the pouch.

[SkyMaro]

@ParishStudios Oh sorry, not all of us are MW2 faggots.

[random5299]

@SkyMaro Idiot he said airsoft. Of course douchebags with nothing better to do negatively comment on what someone else says even though they were just stating a fact.

[timah12011]

2:34 to 2:39 is the best part i think

[L33trofl]

intervention sniper with bipod

[sergeimontoya]

@L33trofl too much Modern warfare 2 for you lol

[DontFearTheReaper1]

To be honest, everything they did in this skit is exactly what life in a major corperation is like....except for the mortars. We use RPG's now of days, they're more accurate.

[eromattiffarg]

I am a CEO of a corporation and I can vouch for this comment.

[dmdrummer23]

@DontFearTheReaper1 Ever heard of the Javelin. You guys should seriously consider it. My boss has one, and no one fucks with us!

[sergeimontoya]

Javelins? i built a missile Silo next to the delivery vehicle parking, that should allow us to operate nuclear warfare LAWL

[dmdrummer23]

@sergeimontoya Oh shit I'm glad we aren't anywhere near your business...

[CarrotFlowers421]

Every single thing the boss says is a cliche, it's amazing

[fugeboy5]

'"MORE COFFEE SIR'" BOOOM!! OMG!

[musiccat13]

@RaynorX. That we are...

[roobuslolzzzzz]

LOL

[BlinkElement]

you gotta love the people that comment something from the video. As if we all didn't just watch it.

[skatebaker321]

story of my life

[RaynorX]

@BlinkElement they're better trained than my parrot

[BlinkElement]

@RaynorX lawl WIN

[badboys798324]

more cofe sir haha headshot poor funny guye

[stevensonbak]

You know, Timmy WOULD be the intern/decoy. xD

[JohnReilly898]

Sons of Bitches put a sniper on the roof. LOL!!!!

[sn1perdude22]

i want to know where they get all of their props

[spekularyon]

Say hello to the missus for me. See you on the greens.

[JomandTerry23]

If someone offers me a job, I decline.

[deathmetal1416]

'snap' 'snap' pulls a box of mortars out lmao

[KrunchyGoodness]

"but that's business"

[Natrix95]

2:20 DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!

[ZaPieceOfPie123]

lol can i have that friday as my vacation day? nopeXD

[murphycline]

WASP gangster

[etban24]

flash bomb ----->

[EvansFTW]

Bolt action rifles firing semi-automatically = awesome.

[donkeykong8680]

did you see a bolt on that gun. i didnt. you never see the barrek for all you know it could be a semi auto so yea

[Pearlharbor350]

best business ever!!!!

[Zeon707]

Send in one of the interns.

[blkbltkyle]

FLASH BOMB..! hahahahahha

and that...is....aaaaaaa KILL! hahaha

[Th3Quizl3r]

"Jesus God!"

[CFFDan]

No.

[YouRaSpoOkxX]

Lol

[Ninjamonkey767]

"Would you sign my slip?"

"no."

[bleedinghalo2]

lmao anyone ever notice this is the only video that trevor curses in? =o

[tison345]

No, it really isn't

[joeboi85]

I winder what his business was.

[Newtkid304]

and.... that's a kill!

[WolvesintheSnow]

does he call the couch a pouch?

[sethboy66]

@WolvesintheSnow hey pouch is my word

[ImHellsAngel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[jjrocks22]

want more coffee sir *bam* XD

[SweetJimmee]

I like how they shrug the whole thing off at the end, like saying high to his wife lol. See you on the greens.

[themillenia]

Zach has a high voice. You know he's a screamer.

[gorilazrule5]

HAHAHAHA POOR TIMMY

[PROSNORLAX]

"would you sign my slip?............... No"

[Scrubs141]

KILLING SPREE!

[santiagoeag]

SNIPER SPREE!

[obiwanda]

when the window broke, it was tempered glass...he held up a piece of plate glass to look lol

[ragnell8]

and....that is a.....kill!

LMFAO

[Whoresboogers]

Lol.

I KNEW Timmy would be the intern.

Lol.

Amazing sketch.

[XxDarkDavidxX]

@Whoresboogers timmys like the kenny in wkuk

[Dethtallica73]

@Whoresboogers it was either him or darren lol

[Dethtallica73]

you can't make an omelet without cracking some eggs. perfect.

[2xN]

I didn't ASK who gave the order,

Because it had NOTHING, to DO, with BUSINESS.

[M60A3Patton]

Nice the Godfather Part II quote.